comic genius i watched the award winning mince pie and then the cat that looked like nicholas lyndhurst back to back and seriously split my sides laughing
i just cant get the phrase THE POWER OF A MILLION CANDLES out my head
@Alkahesthus Im dutch and I understand everything he says :S
I mean cmon I know the american accents n stuff, but its not so hard for u guys to understand this I mean its just a bit different than american right? :S
@MCB400100 It's not just an accent its a way of speaking like the speed and inflections that go along with the accent. Americans talk in an even tone where as the accents in the UK have higher pitches and the beginning and usually go up and down a bit. Couple that with spotty sound quality and you get a confused american haha
I was at a disadvantage watching this. I'm a native Texan and so I had trouble keeping up with his fast paced talking and the accent. But he is one funny guy. Thankfully the youTube comments helped me understand some of what he was talking about. I guess because I'm American I couldn't relate to the humor as much. Oh well, I still enjoy this guy (when I can understand him. LOL)
Its a joke for gods sake. He sez his gradma may as well keep the keys to the batmobile by her bed, doesnt mean she actually has the batmobile does it u dumb twat. Wat dyu wnt him to do? Stand ther nd tell u y ther's extra time?? Learn to laugh m8
Hes so fucking funny, i have seen this at least four times and i still cry laughing at him, the candle bit, brilliant, this time next week ill be in Vicars St Dublin watching him!
has anyone ever gone down into the cellar with 900,000 candles and gone 'THIS IS HOPELESS, I CAN'T SEE A BLOODY THING DOWN HERE! MOTHER! THROW ME DOWN ANOTHER 100,000, THEY'RE IN THE SECOND DRAW DOWN AND LETS GET A BIT OF LIGHT DOWN HERE!!!!" :L comedy genius xD
LOL this man is amazing!! I LOVE the bedding bit its even funnier on the dvd "you're looking at me like this is the most boring conversation you've ever heard! If you wanna see the fantasy surreal shit go see someone else if you wanna see a 40 year old man giving the bedding department at debenhams a controlled and proportionate dressing down then get your slippers and get comfy pal!"
Oh and the bit with the letter at the end - absolute classic I was laughing for days!!
Have you ever been down the cellar with 900000 candles and thought this is hopeless, I can't see a bloody thing, throw me down another 100000, they're in the second draw down. Quality!
@combustiongaming Is it? Oh well, tip for the future since you joined about two weeks ago, watch the videos then read the comments, if I whined about the amount of quotes I read on here i'd have to give up my day job just to do so. Have you noticed how many people liked this quote? 88 so far, whereas you, the crank who has just joined, are the only one who had to cry like a baby about it being ruined? Get a grip and a life. Please.
'well, what the hell are you doing filling a duvet with prickly quill bits, i can't imagine anything worse to fill a duvet with than something prickly unless you've got them in the back with stabby things and burny stuff' lmao!
@BigRedMint wales is a country , its a seperate country but part of Great Britain , they have seperate sports teams in international games and their own parliment! Just like Scotland and England are their own country!
@BigRedMint wales is a country it has its own sports teams, flag and its own parliment , though it is part of Great Britain as are England and Scotland! ( which are also their own country).
This will get a few thumbs down, but this guy was awful. Irritating method of communicating in a hoarse, angry voice, the jokes were mediocre and repetitive, and he was clearly nervous because of the amount of times he repeated certain sentances due to not getting any laughs.
As an example, he spent 3 minutes saying "zomg I don't understand what a TOG is!!!". Far too long.
Another example: 5:59 to 7:45 is boring and repetitive.
8:21 to 9:20 theres no laughs from any of his "jokes" until he mentions glowsticks. Nearly a whole minute of rambling. And even then the laughs only come because he sad "we only get glowsticks", which wasn't very funny.
Well, each to their own. I thought he was terrible. Maybe he's better if you're Welsh or sometihng.
I don't go for the raging and ranting style of this guy. The only ranter I thought hysterical was Sam Kinneson(RIP).
I don't get his humor. His Mother keeps a torch by her bed? Does that translate into flashlight, or is he referring to one of those little bernz'o'matic canisters and a lighter? lol.
Ah well, he's not that bad in some of his stand up but this is not his best IMHO, by far. He's hoarse and out of breath 5 minutes in.
1st time seeing this guy. Laughed so much, I was in tears! Great comedian. Love the way he totally lost it over the duvet! So true - the same thing happened to me. Got so bamboozeled by togs, prices, materials that I ended up not buying anything! Couple of heavy coats on the bed did the trick for the winter!
10.5!!!
tehblooguy 5 months ago
"I only stopped for a poo - I came out with with a two-man tent, a director's chair and a torch with the power of a million candles!!"
bobajob1981 6 months ago
Why didnt you show the whole thing?!
JStar962 6 months ago
@JStar962 it was back when youtube videos had to be under 10mins... sorry!
reaperchickxxx 6 months ago
The Paras... shit. :)
lambohawk94 7 months ago
4 people know what a tog is..
SolarOblivion 7 months ago
I have watched this over 20 times and still piss myself every time i see it
MrWatto45 8 months ago
fuck my life, i jus pished myself!!
1982stik 8 months ago
comic genius i watched the award winning mince pie and then the cat that looked like nicholas lyndhurst back to back and seriously split my sides laughing
i just cant get the phrase THE POWER OF A MILLION CANDLES out my head
howlinyid 9 months ago
this guy is pure brilliance
elite3399 9 months ago
love the bit about the tog thing! "When Jupiter aligns with Mars"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ScissorLuv5 10 months ago
@ScissorLuv5 ahahaha! too funny xD
reaperchickxxx 8 months ago
With his raspy voice he sounds a little bit like Billy Connolly.
NorthWriter 10 months ago
He should be more popular for sure.
EmiRiverdancer 10 months ago
Bloody brill
helenesasha 10 months ago
Absolute Ledgend
bymarkgale 11 months ago
Huge respect for Rhod Gilbert!
cokeadict619 11 months ago
duck duck she didnt, i punched her she went down !
StevenGersNo1 11 months ago 6
4 people come from Wales and felt hurt.. :L
benno070478 1 year ago
Hilarious! I was in stitches of laughter for days :L :P
BeeChee000000 1 year ago
His rant on the togs made me genuinely LOL
The whole 0.5 of a tog and the "time of year" etc.
Class
muzzatheginger 1 year ago
Angry welsh men are funny.
PFCPure 1 year ago 5
@MrNedSmanks gd one :)
Killerdudecam1 1 year ago
hes making me out of breath just watching him lol
pokadot666 1 year ago 2
fanbloodytasti
spbsteve 1 year ago
Pure class down to earth honest and bloody brilliant Rod stay a valley boyo :-)
61gari 1 year ago
Only the best from wales ;))
sophijnz1394 1 year ago
WARNING! DO NOT SMOKE/DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS. IT MAY BE HAZARDOUS. *cough*
swantonz 1 year ago
rhod gilbert makes me proud to be from valley's :)
kell161 1 year ago
TEN POINT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!
filesunavailable 1 year ago 2
THE POWER OF A MILLION CANDLES! class
xXGlitchridersXx 1 year ago
What do people have against Wales?
MagykalShadow 1 year ago
@MagykalShadow i love wales
tinytessaa10 1 year ago
Just so funny, the million candles sketch has become a classic in my house.
Doodles549 1 year ago
wats up with welsh people being so funny! lol
Batfoley 1 year ago
i cant wait to buy a duck down bed cover in wales
ThePaulollerenshaw 1 year ago
Duck then, she didn't I hit her! :D
westy23100 1 year ago
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thumbs up if you think he sounds like basil fawlty
RitchieFelgate 1 year ago
thod: "do we have any welsh people here?" ...."did u grow up in wales?"
person: "yeah!"
rhod: "tough isnt it?" hahahaha
alguitarex 1 year ago
feel sorry for the americans watching this...don't know how funny he is lol :D
Deggsie09 1 year ago
@bigredmint Wales is a country that's y when u drive into Wales the sign says welcome to Wales like all countryside and has a capital city
TheSwainys 1 year ago
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Throw me down another Hundrad Thousand !!
x15justice 1 year ago
i am from wales ftw
taffwarsboy 1 year ago
Fuck me and my American ears. I can't keep up!
Alkahesthus 1 year ago 4
@Alkahesthus Im dutch and I understand everything he says :S
I mean cmon I know the american accents n stuff, but its not so hard for u guys to understand this I mean its just a bit different than american right? :S
MCB400100 1 year ago
@MCB400100 It's not just an accent its a way of speaking like the speed and inflections that go along with the accent. Americans talk in an even tone where as the accents in the UK have higher pitches and the beginning and usually go up and down a bit. Couple that with spotty sound quality and you get a confused american haha
TownPiligan 1 year ago
Hilarious
thedac09 1 year ago
Fuking funny as!! What tog What what? :L
RyanMattWade94 1 year ago
lol i did grow up un wales and true it was tough!!
lalakers1984 1 year ago
I was at a disadvantage watching this. I'm a native Texan and so I had trouble keeping up with his fast paced talking and the accent. But he is one funny guy. Thankfully the youTube comments helped me understand some of what he was talking about. I guess because I'm American I couldn't relate to the humor as much. Oh well, I still enjoy this guy (when I can understand him. LOL)
beckerclan 1 year ago 3
Its a joke for gods sake. He sez his gradma may as well keep the keys to the batmobile by her bed, doesnt mean she actually has the batmobile does it u dumb twat. Wat dyu wnt him to do? Stand ther nd tell u y ther's extra time?? Learn to laugh m8
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lalakers1984 1 year ago
She might as well keep the keys to the batmobile by her bed!!! haha! Pure pissed myself!!! :D
piebob183 1 year ago 3
You can get 8, 10.5 and twelve. Bloody hilarious.
PFCPure 1 year ago
he's hilarious :')
my favourite comedian.
"they'll hang up before she does."
RawrFlowerFace 1 year ago
I usually like him, but his consistent shouting s getting on my tits
DJKovert 1 year ago
jees, he will have a heart attack! his delivery is enegrtic to the point of frenetic
jakamneziak 1 year ago
welsh-accent "crrrap" ROFLMAO
BigRedMint 1 year ago
i vote this guy as the funniest guy on planet earth
looneykeycode 1 year ago 4
LOL
PellegrinoKid 1 year ago
From what I understood, he's soo funny! But he talks so fast!
Maryvickles 1 year ago
haha. he's joke! great comedy!
katiebabyfull 1 year ago
I'm from wales!
JackDunn96 1 year ago
Going to see him live 22nd of Aug, Cant WAIT!! :D
piemaneatalot 1 year ago
Wow. And I thought that I needed to calm down a bit.
BigRedMint 1 year ago
Rhod Gilbert is awsome! He' really funny, and from Wales, like me!!!!
TheSwainys 1 year ago
I'm seeing him on Wednesday!! :D :D
Kdapro 1 year ago
Think he's brill first time I saw him I was like wot a cutie lol :)
TheCroft666 1 year ago 2
you have2 watch the award winning mince pie hes the best thing2 come out of wales.oi i can say that cos im a vallys boy lol.CAN U FRY AN EGG
titch27DG 1 year ago
realy how much comfortable can goos be!
titch27DG 1 year ago
This dude is awesome, he makes me proud to be Welsh! xx
missacejay 1 year ago 3
Pretty funny, but the loud shouting gets a bit irritating after a while.
MLBC17 1 year ago
Seen him live. absolutley AMAZING!!!!
bexplatt 1 year ago 4
soo funny
thomas4sk8 1 year ago 4
Hes so fucking funny, i have seen this at least four times and i still cry laughing at him, the candle bit, brilliant, this time next week ill be in Vicars St Dublin watching him!
benema62 1 year ago 4
soooo funny !!!the man is a genius !!
claireandtimmy 1 year ago 2
has anyone ever gone down into the cellar with 900,000 candles and gone 'THIS IS HOPELESS, I CAN'T SEE A BLOODY THING DOWN HERE! MOTHER! THROW ME DOWN ANOTHER 100,000, THEY'RE IN THE SECOND DRAW DOWN AND LETS GET A BIT OF LIGHT DOWN HERE!!!!" :L comedy genius xD
bulletcookiegirl 2 years ago 60
this is freakin' genius!
duhhg80 2 years ago 3
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
formenso682 2 years ago 2
bat mobiles keys LMAO
Gareeeh 2 years ago 3
LOL this man is amazing!! I LOVE the bedding bit its even funnier on the dvd "you're looking at me like this is the most boring conversation you've ever heard! If you wanna see the fantasy surreal shit go see someone else if you wanna see a 40 year old man giving the bedding department at debenhams a controlled and proportionate dressing down then get your slippers and get comfy pal!"
Oh and the bit with the letter at the end - absolute classic I was laughing for days!!
eagleeyes4444 2 years ago 12
The Para's..? Shit...anyone in the TA...?
MidnighWolf 2 years ago 3
@MidnighWolf the paras are pansies. Their hand to hand training is basic compared to mine. There is also a para troop for the TA. They are all easy
Obsidian1392 2 years ago
it's a saving of 400 grand ! lmao
Obsidian1392 2 years ago
900,000 candles, THIS IS HOPELESS, I CANT SEE A BLOODY THING!!! LMAO
daverave2204 2 years ago 3
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daverave2204 2 years ago
legendary man!
TheStrikelook 2 years ago
what do you mean if?! i'm here your here, what other time of year am i gonna be buying it?!?!
lmao love him soooo much, its best on his DVD when he talks about ebuvale haha:D
ELLEHHHH 2 years ago 3
omg im pissin myself :DDD
toni160970 2 years ago
I watched this the other night on BBC. I was crying with laughter!
hd53exw 2 years ago
lol he is so funny, when he gets angrier and starts shouting louder im halfway between get pissed off and laughing louder! x
shockwaves10 2 years ago
seeing him in 6 weeks
Quiller26 2 years ago
glad he is representing my country
niallgotty 2 years ago 10
Wales kicks arse man!
luvcomedy123 2 years ago
i love the welsh accent
dullahgg 2 years ago 4
It just makes everything funnier xD
NotoriousShazz187 2 years ago 4
lol i knoww
dullahgg 2 years ago
lol I love it when he gets worked up!
honeyjv 2 years ago 13
stabby things and burny stuff xD
DarkStom66 2 years ago 4
Have you ever been down the cellar with 900000 candles and thought this is hopeless, I can't see a bloody thing, throw me down another 100000, they're in the second draw down. Quality!
XanderVeron 2 years ago 95
@XanderVeron correction...... "drawer" <(^_*)>
Nakedeye89 1 year ago
@Nakedeye89 Whoops, my English teacher daughter would kill me if she saw this error. Thanks for the heads up! :)
XanderVeron 1 year ago
@XanderVeron coz this is at the top, its now ruined for me. we dnt need quotes, we can hear, people who cant wouldnt watch it
combustiongaming 1 year ago
@combustiongaming Is it? Oh well, tip for the future since you joined about two weeks ago, watch the videos then read the comments, if I whined about the amount of quotes I read on here i'd have to give up my day job just to do so. Have you noticed how many people liked this quote? 88 so far, whereas you, the crank who has just joined, are the only one who had to cry like a baby about it being ruined? Get a grip and a life. Please.
XanderVeron 1 year ago
Rhod Gilbert = Hilarious!
Charlotte1694 2 years ago 8
THE POWER OF A MILLION CANDLES!!
hamsterdance4lyf08 2 years ago 61
OH MY GOD!! CALM!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
If you're buying it at this time of year, get a 12.5!
What do you mean 'if'?????
lmao
Kikigippy 2 years ago 7
Aww man that duvet story craked me up
solidgreen4 2 years ago 5
TEN POINT FIVEE !!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!
superbird1234 2 years ago 5
"how bright?!" lmfao
twin304 2 years ago 3
this is funni, i cudnt stop watching it off bbc iplayer on my ps3 :D:D
lolipopsrule 2 years ago
'well, what the hell are you doing filling a duvet with prickly quill bits, i can't imagine anything worse to fill a duvet with than something prickly unless you've got them in the back with stabby things and burny stuff' lmao!
XxDizzyRhizxX 2 years ago 4
i must have watched this a 109 times on here and tv and every time i think its hilarious "petrol and a porn mag" lmao
robertgreen35 2 years ago 3
absolutely hilarious not just favoritism on my behalf. talking as a welshman, think he is the funniest comedian in years along with lee evans.
mathewbiglee 2 years ago 5
Rhod Gilbert: Legend
VeissFC 2 years ago 5
"im from whales!"
ok that was random LOL. =D
martha368 2 years ago
if you from wales why spell it wrong obviously you pretend to be
kieranpearce1990 2 years ago
im not even from wales, i was quoting from the video...
0:16
DUH.
martha368 2 years ago 6
Wales is a country ..
EndstationEdenGD 2 years ago
very clever....
NewJersey12222 2 years ago 2
@EndstationEdenGD no shit sherlock!
BigRedMint 1 year ago
@BigRedMint Think your sarcasm meter might be broken ..
EndstationEdenGD 1 year ago
@EndstationEdenGD every person with a brain cell knows that Wales is a country!
BigRedMint 1 year ago
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@BigRedMint martha368 "im from whales!"
ok that was random LOL. =D 4 months ago
EndstationEdenGD 1 year ago
@BigRedMint no it's not.
TheAnxiousMan 1 year ago
@TheAnxiousMan how is Wales not a country?
BigRedMint 1 year ago
@BigRedMint wales is a country , its a seperate country but part of Great Britain , they have seperate sports teams in international games and their own parliment! Just like Scotland and England are their own country!
trewo88 1 year ago
@BigRedMint wales is a country it has its own sports teams, flag and its own parliment , though it is part of Great Britain as are England and Scotland! ( which are also their own country).
trewo88 1 year ago
@trewo88 Wales is not legally a country, it is part of England, was annexed in 1535.
coruscantplanet 1 year ago
@trewo88 i know that's what i've been trying to prove to many retards!
i'm welsh and i can't see how it's not a country!
BigRedMint 1 year ago
@BigRedMint Even if its not legally its own country it is in spirit ... and im not even welsh and i can see that!
trewo88 1 year ago
@trewo88 well we are legally our own country and it is in spirit too...
BigRedMint 1 year ago
haha i love the duvet bit makes me laugh everytime :) he is truely amazing
popsox 2 years ago 8
I love Rhod Gilbert and this is awesome =) x
PerfectChloe 2 years ago 3
that one of the best sequences Ive ever seen,
darrenrooke 2 years ago 6
Absolutely genius. I love the barely controlled rage. funny as.
chrisdeath76 2 years ago 8
LOL. He went to buy a duvet but ended up punching a lady :L :L :L
SymaQ11 2 years ago 9
tmonkey123 shut up. you quite obviously dont like him so why did you click onto this video to watch it.
mental1123 2 years ago 10
Luurvvee it !! he is so funny !! :)
Hansten101 2 years ago 7
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This will get a few thumbs down, but this guy was awful. Irritating method of communicating in a hoarse, angry voice, the jokes were mediocre and repetitive, and he was clearly nervous because of the amount of times he repeated certain sentances due to not getting any laughs.
tmonkey123 2 years ago
what are you on, this is hilarious. I
carolinejanelewis 2 years ago 8
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As an example, he spent 3 minutes saying "zomg I don't understand what a TOG is!!!". Far too long.
Another example: 5:59 to 7:45 is boring and repetitive.
8:21 to 9:20 theres no laughs from any of his "jokes" until he mentions glowsticks. Nearly a whole minute of rambling. And even then the laughs only come because he sad "we only get glowsticks", which wasn't very funny.
Well, each to their own. I thought he was terrible. Maybe he's better if you're Welsh or sometihng.
tmonkey123 2 years ago
Considering you don't like it, you have paid an awful lot of detailed attention to it. You're really funny. Though not as funny as Rhod Gilbert :D
lumirees 2 years ago 6
How ironic - the only thumbs down on this page is your comment.
lumirees 2 years ago 5
Funny as Hell....
slayrex9989 2 years ago 7
he is soooo funny a torch of a million candles
twiddlesman 2 years ago 8
this actually made me cry!
THROW DOWN ANOTHER HUNDRED THOUSAND CANDLES!
moggiebog 2 years ago 12
Saw Rhod last night in Newport, another brilliant show, from a top comedian.
chrisstoneuk 2 years ago 4
He was awesome on nevermind the buzzcocks last night. He should become the new main host!!!
TheNishido 2 years ago 11
love it , funny as ****
jondi11 2 years ago 7
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I don't go for the raging and ranting style of this guy. The only ranter I thought hysterical was Sam Kinneson(RIP).
I don't get his humor. His Mother keeps a torch by her bed? Does that translate into flashlight, or is he referring to one of those little bernz'o'matic canisters and a lighter? lol.
Ah well, he's not that bad in some of his stand up but this is not his best IMHO, by far. He's hoarse and out of breath 5 minutes in.
Rhod, try the Apollo in NYC. lol.
;)
jedeco3 2 years ago
1st time seeing this guy. Laughed so much, I was in tears! Great comedian. Love the way he totally lost it over the duvet! So true - the same thing happened to me. Got so bamboozeled by togs, prices, materials that I ended up not buying anything! Couple of heavy coats on the bed did the trick for the winter!
rigel5 2 years ago 4
amazing
i love rod
great welsh man
amazinly funny
luckybiatch92 2 years ago 6