Ellen's Monologue - Mother's Day

[MsDi1990]

How cute of her to fill the audience with expectant mothers! <3

[izzyc101]

i really like her outfit!

[thenicolcervantes]

I wish ellen and portia would have a baby

[that70sJo]

I love the name "Jett" and especially for a girl!

[WithurShield]

OMG!! the whole bounce thing is actually true. It happen to me.

[pinkpotter]

must time pregnancy to be on ellen's mother's day show... LOL.

[didimay9]

iv never seen so many pregnant women in one room. LOL

[MissDarlz]

ELLEN AND PORTIA NEED TO HAVE BABIES

[xXLiTTlePsycKosXx]

ADORABLE BABY :D

[howmanycharacterscan]

LOLOLOL fish oil. 

[jaybubba78]

omggg i just realised the chairs were diffrent

[MsLilithJS]

She's so cute! I mean the baby, but Ellen is, too! Someone close to me is pregnant. I can't say who, because I promised I wouldn't yet. Even though you don't know me or her, I've got to keep the promise. Anyway, I'm really looking forward to being an aunt!  Oops.

[Naniox1]

"is it worth it let me work it,

i'll put my thing down,flip it and reverse it.

it's your freakin reakin rick rick

if you got a big WHOO! let me search it"

LMBO!! XD i love you ellen.

[ellenaor]

babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[skonc100]

I loooooove Ellen!!!What an AMAZING person!!!:-))) xx

[rhona1895]

that is the precious thing! :)

[mjkingofmusic]

Awww, that was so sweet!

[aaaaaa12345671]

i want to be ellen's child :)

[anaw1188]

Oh my God that is such a cute babyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Look at those big cheeks!! and her haaaaair!! My sister was bald when she was that old! lucky baby.

[Camilie39]

What was the name of the baby girl? I heard Jess, but I'm not sure. She really is adorable :) Ellen is awesome, she should have kids too.

[MusicallyObsessive]

@Camilie39 Jett

[IrethN]

What happened to stryker after that?

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

@G41MCombo you lose the game.

[zombiezqueen]

I love how the whole audience goes "awww"..Tht baby is soooooo cute!It sounded like ellen was tearing up,that kinda made me cry!I hope they either have/surrogate/adopt kids!theyd b excellent moms :)

[theArielhacker]

what was she singing



[zombiezqueen]

@theArielhacker

Missy Elliott - Work It :D(she changed some of the lyrics)

[iheartcanada22]

the baby looks like ellen so friggin cute.. i think im gon' cry!

[iheartcanada22]

they should adopt kids.... i worked in a foster care and i can suggest that they adopt the whole establishment, all the kids and even the whole staff hahahaha!

[rocklover142]

Ellen, adopt me!!!!

lol!!

[ericawoods94]

eleen is so funny and they would make awsome parents.

[darkqueen12]

Ellen and Portia as I heard decided to not have kids at all. They think it's a lot of responsibility. Well I read it somewhere, but can we trust the info?

[crazyleft]

@darkqueen12 Yep, is true. Ellen's Monologue -06-Oct-09

[Diaandmia]

Hopefully if ellen and portia have kids, portia has the kids and ellen stays on the show to show us the pics

[florakellytaylor]

@TheMusicLover621 of course they're gay!

[LaoSoftware]

When is Ellen going to get pregnant? She needs to pass on her genetics. Ellen has beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair. Her baby would be so adorable.

[julesdanser]

@LaoSoftware ah... she`s married to portia derossi. LOL!

[lizpluscamera]

I used to think that Ellen would have to cancel her show to be pregnant so I didnt want her to have kids, but I just remembered that they have to adopt..

[brownie123lamp]

@lizpluscamera uhh its called a sperm donor and in-vitro........ awkwardddddd

ahaha

[lizpluscamera]

@brownie123lamp thats not awkward at all

[thepz22]

so cuteee

[NJMoviemaker]

Ellen adopt me!! :D

[digitalchico]

Rofl she's like, let's not worry about it let's just dance lmao.

[ikckysticky12]

awwww

[budaxchun]

ellen les?

[BlakeGoodwell]

@budaxchun yes o.o

[heliotrope2710]

how can I press "like" twice ...



[Sugarlandfan4life101]

Those two should totally adopt they would be great parents!

[gunkiller9]

mother's day is the best.

[Virchew]

hahaha! Inappropriate Ellen...

[AuroraOnVenice]

I want Ellen as my mother

[fernandatralala]

what a cute baby! :D

[XxRednBlackxX]

Ellen makes an ADORABLE baby moment funny!!!

[automatisch99]

the baby is so cutttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[bracesgirl101]

2:35 to 2:58 best part

[lovelonelinesss]

awwwwwwwww....i love kids....they are soooo adorable.

and i love Ellen....she is soooooo adorable too :)

[trinidad300]

"Is it worth it, let me work it, i put my thang down, flipp it, and reverse it" lmao!!!! love ellen

[alexysbear]

haha lets not worry about it lets just dance lol

[Skippytrue2222]

Ellen would be a epic mom.

[samiiebaabe]

straight up comedian !

[112Huda]

what is that melody that ellen put on when she got the baby??

[NewAlive]

"Don't go!" 1:58

[Oscar96Tube]

1:58 SO ADORABLE <3

[TheMrTaquito]

Awwww beautiful baby!!

Nice way of turning a hip hop song into a lullaby ahahaha "if u got a big wooo let me search it"

[dfc5359]

she is beautiful... but her name is jet?

[LuxoJRJR]

@dfc5359 i think its a nice name!

[NickyLess]

There are some proper glamour mamas out there :)

At some point I'd LOVE to travel over from the UK to see this show live :)

[Pinksheepy1]

the baby is so so so cute and so is Ellen ;)

[Zavia1234]

ellen and the baby are so cute...:D

[roseofyork]

I love how Ellen literally melts whenever she's around babies or little kids. :)

She's such a sweet person and so great with kids. I wish she and Portia would have kids of their own. That'd be awesome. They'd make great moms.

[abbeydawngirl]

is that her real baby?

[lamberload]

Lmfaooooo Ellen Kills meee

[Liv3Lov3Laughh]

if you got a big woahhhhhh <3 ahah

[mizzbytch0403]

OMG this video is the cutest eva Ellen & Portia would make awsome mums & i can't believe the babies mum has the same first name as me lolz it sounds kinda werid wen i hear Ellen say it its almost like shes talkin to me hahahaha i wish lolz

[checkers6336]

That was a freaking gorgeous baby♥

[2regine26clair6]

THE WAY SHE LOOK THE BABY IS SO SWEET... LOVE HER

[daphneram13]

ellen with a baby is sooooo cute...

[SummerSunshine1988]

I wonder if anyone's water actually has broken on Ellen's show during a Mother's Day episode.

[muhdatif]

i keep repeating the part when the baby looked up with its tongue out...soooo freakin cute!

[UltimateZanessa]

awwww, soo sweet :'D "Find out how hard I'm gonna work ya ...*looks at baby* Hi! *kisses" <3

[teenCSIagent]

That baby was so adorable, OMG! <3

[LNXVMAN]

@HopeNotHate1989 I probably know far more about communism than you may think. Sense the sarcasm, even typed, a "Communist" of your nature SHOULD be able to notice it :). Btw, Karl Marx = Genius in theory and paper, but human nature will over rule true communism at every turn. :)

[jonilimjw]

" I'm thinking about kittens..." XD

[rach0babe]

jet....?

[smeetje7]

I loved 3:00 hahahaha LOL!

[britrob24]

Ellen actually said she and Portia would rather not have kids... They want to keep their love between the two of them only.

[LNXVMAN]

Doesn't matter if you are 9 or 90, if you don't love Ellen, you just might be a communist!

[SpashleyDevoted]

@LNXVMAN Hey, I love Ellen and I AM a communist! LMAO. 

[cicicitron]

@LNXVMAN I like Ellen and I'm a communist ...

[ALIKJ09]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!How cute))) Ellen's so funny and gentle)))

[Zerjio]

Is it worth it, let me work it, I'll put my thing down flip it and reverse it! lol

[timmothy1234]

Hello campers, hi de hi!!!

[Unaki88]

@mjfan1ABC123 MJ4EVER

[thebdreamer]

what song is she singing???

[McV4y]

@thebdreamer work it - missy elliot.

[thebdreamer]

@McV4y thanks

[claracorrmorrison]

Who want Ellena nd Portia to have kids? Thumbs up!

[TurkishSeriousLover]

@claracorrmorrison lool i really want to but they probably wont they are both girls:p

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

@TurkishSeriousLover thats why there are sperm banks and adoption agencies.......

[moogle301]

When she's singing the age inappropriate song to the baby its so like Rachel and Ross in friends :D

[mnthol]

she got a little emotional

[anaraquel1996]

portia and ellen should adopt a baby!!!!

[Kikyo361]

ellen and portia should adopt omg.. ellen would be a great parent !

[iluvSpectacular011]

LMAO she was busting out with an MJ music at the end!

[lolvideowatch]

wow there are some hot moms at 1:19 OMGSH LOL

[MrHenryCat]

lets not worry about it... lets just dance.

what great logic. :D

[TheWizzardOfRandom]

damn.. love that blazer she's wearing.. where's her fucking clothing line? lol

[2regine26clair6]

i really love 3:00 - 3:05 ellen would be such a great mom.. right? love ellen! always!

[moogle301]

@2regine26clair6 me toooo

[CAvideoFAN]

LOL @ 0:57!

"Some people are just brand new pregnant. Just from in line. Stryker?"

[CDVforlife96]

dude ellen would be like the most fun mom, in the world.. she is so funny and there is never a dull moment with her. lol

[Tatiaanah]

That was Michael Jackson song Wanna Be Staring Something! :D

GO ELLEN!

[pentipentipen]

i'm thinking of kittens....wait a minute...

LOLOLOL

[Say1Brina01]

i wanna squish her cheeks!!...the baby not ellen xD

[chankom]

I ROLF when I hear she sings.

[jalabi99]

I love this woman! Imagine singing Missy Elliott's "Work It" as a lullaby :)

[Shekabala91]

why I never seen her wear dress??

[mollosaur]

because I don't think she particularly likes dresses.

[CLAYmateALLtheWAY]

she doesnt like dresses but she has worn one. just look up ellen in prom dress something

[is92jak]

Ellen and Porta would be such good mothers!

[Hannanball13]

IM TRYING TO WATCH 100 ELLEN VIDS.

full vid.3:55

start:12:30

end:12:36

#79

and i just saw th shake weight commercial.....and im laughing sooo hard

[MrSerenityF0rd]

"is it worth it? let me work it.." OMG i look like a moron coz i can't stop laughing at that part.. the baby's so cute..

[futurestar94britfan]

i wonder why ellen hasnt had any kids yet,

shes such a natural

and come on, anyone who would sing missy elliot to a baby has to be a great parent right? :)

[kameshariggs]

she had a hysterectomy (if that's how you spell it)

[futurestar94britfan]

@kameshariggs really? do u know why?

and also, just cause u cant have bilogical babies doesnt mean u cant have kids

she could adopt

[kameshariggs]

yeah she said that on one of her shows a couple of years back. i agree ellen would be the coolest and funniest mama ever! i'd love to see that

[futurestar94britfan]

@kameshariggs so toatlly true

and i bet her babies would be adorable :)

[OTDxxx]

what is the name of the song she is signing!!??

[shane20890]

the name of the song is Work it - missy elliott

[OTDxxx]

thanks

[itsmarianadactyl]

ellen would be the coolest mom everrr

[ganrella7908]

She would be such a good mom

[xxlovelyazian17xx]

aww the baby was like looking up at the moblie and like where'd it go

[LaughOutLoud385]

Aww....what a cute baby. Haha. Ellen is hilarious.

Ahhhh!!! She was about to dance to Michael!!! "Wanna Be Startin' Something" i think..

I wanna see that! lol.

[OTDxxx]

yeh she was!!

[fieryfi103]

I'm sorry. I had to laugh. Freemasonry is not a secret society. Masonry's the secret one, freemasonry is like a sister group, where business people like Sir Alan Sugar are asked to help each other. It's more of a tradition now, but it kept the UK out of debt so many times. So how does that relate to agendas? and I think you may have spent too much time on video games. Vampires, really?

[sevogle]

@fiery - you should really read up on Freemasonry and Masonry - neither are secret - freemasonry is the fraternal organization, masonry is an occupation by bricklayers,etc.

[Valareeeea]

lol u mad bro?

[fieryfi103]

and she's the disgusting one? Your view is nearly as tunnel visioned as those racist losers out there. Get over yourself!

[SummerSunshine1988]

@RewardHonesty: "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

[tvJUKIE123]

haha, lets not worry about it lets just dance

[Wubley]

How do I see the whole show? man an MJ song came on when she was about to dance, I want to see her dance to MJ.

[blingstababe]

aw same so badly

[Marianne019]

OMG the way they look at each other at 3.01!!! ADORABLE!!! HAHA

[Jajjsproduction]

LOL, 03.01.

Cute! :)

[tambam89]

I love her so much.

[ownage41885]

ellen and portio should adopt..or go to the sperm bank...i think they'd be good parent

[StephsStupidStuff]

LMAO!!! I can't believe Ellen burst out with Missy's song. Wait...yes I can. It's freakin' Ellen! LOL!!!

[loveshakespeare]

4 a moment, i felt like all she wanted in da world was 2 have dat baby gurl.

[awesomestt]

that is too cute! XD

[ggeek101]

Ellen Rules- the show, herself and everthing she does

[xxfayerocksxx]

yeah she does i luv her and she's sooo funny :D xx

[68870]

Yeh shes just amazing love her and shes gorgeous :D

[clemanthium101]

if it was true do you really think she will take the child on TV think it thru love.

[broadwayfan66]

nooo she didn't. geez you believe anything you here don't you

[MsCerealKiller]

Ellen would be an awesome mama ^-^ I can't wait to be a mama myself

[brita24]

was that a mickey Avalon song?

[beamgym7823]

dude thee song she sings omg she is the funniiessttt perosn alivee

[Roxixane456]

Ellen would be such great mom! And Portia too of course! Their kids would surely never be bored!

[tjohn1986]

@Roxixane456 2 lesbians can't have a baby

[Roxixane456]

@tjohn1986 Well have you ever heard of adoption or insemination?