Monstrous Blue Waffles - Urban Meal Time

[rageskillet]

3:34 whoever narrates this part, kill yourself please

[absc19]

Painful to watch

[JelloTalks]

no

[Bankisdead]

Disgusting shit!!

[lochdavy]

cute snap back lol...

[dirtydan230]

they lay bacon like bitches.

[MTLbigJ]

Posers

[SpLaTxKiiD]

FaggS

[Chemoshh]

I don't want to hate too hard, you called it crappy yourself AND you showed dedication chugging the bacon grease but next time have someones older brother or something get you some booze because mountain dew is boring as shit. Also, scream more.

[zonesthesia93]

@Chemoshh he didn't even chug the grease. It was cut, just as he put it to his mouth.

[Chemoshh]

@zonesthesia93 Then all is lost!

[jkingsley71]

This is literally one of the worst things i've ever watched.

[xXLifeIsPaintBallXx]

your parents don't let you drink alcohol in their house so they make you drink mountain dew?

[surfermoffy1]

What you know about sucking balls? Like a boss?

[BlueMewz]

Your a disgrace to all man kind

[crivy13]

this fucking blows

[sackomatik]

You sound like a pedophile

[arianta619]

fuck, the real EMT didn't fried their bacon, they baked it!

[MyPalDrizzt]

it doesnt get better and better it gets worse, FAIL

[dayseeuh]

yawn

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

Godamn EMT already got imitators?

[paddy9096]

rename it 'UrbanChumpTime'

[Flaven80]

What a waste of time.

[ThisGuyDrums21]

It's funny cause it wasn't code red he was drinking.

[parkourz0]

i am sean connery, prepare your anus.

[Menace2Sobriety83]

Best thing about this is the LIKE to DISLIKE ratio

[jsun106]

gggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyy



[Jamesjes95]

wheres the jack?

[93dmarc]

LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSS!!!!!!

[93dmarc]

LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSS!!!!!!

[patrickbohannon]

This is fucking awful..... you dumb cunts can't act for shit... just stop while you're behind...

[killerofmanygrunts]

ripmoff

[Olilecool5]

you need to live in Canada to do an epic meal time

What you know about bacon?

[TheGhostfacekilla86]

So painful to watch ><

[LURKNMERK]

no bacon flip skills

[deycoops]

Poor concept+lack of funny jokes+terrible monotone voiceover+terrible cooking=next level failtime.

[LinkinParkLPKid]

You guys are bigger faggots than EpicMealTime.

[ViveLeQuebec27]

you eat the BlueWaffles

Disgusting !!!!!!

[iseefurtherthanyou]

Excellent waste of money.

[DoubleMagicTeam]

u guys fuckin suck!!

[amelo007]

for god's dake, don't make another episode

[TomsGotPowers]

0:37 "so here we are in mom's kitchen, got to cook this food then get it all cleaned up before that bitch gets back or i don't get my pocket money!"

[Boog61095]

You guys should keep it up despite the haters

[SuperZalex]

omg, you use magic bullet? That shit sucks, it never worked for me!

[neoconfectionery]

Problems:

-Americans

-Your MusclesGlasses has no muscles

-You're all too young to drink alcohol

-You burned the bacon

-Despite your claim to the contrary, you used maybe half the griddle to cook the bacon

-You should probably get someone to narrate who has hit puberty

-Etc, etc, etc

[TheOriginalGotMalc]

Stupid American posers!

[hadyngreene123]

You didnt buy enough bacon...dipshit

[XCftmfw]

Your bacon alignment to maximize bacon efficiency is way off.

[assassin1207]

you forgot to mention the part where you suck each others dicks.

[xxXOpticShizowZXxx]

it's good but you should'nt copy epic meal time too much like:

1. get own name, don't copy muscleglassses you know

2. if you comm. over the cooking, try a better voice or somin

3. gget a logo or somin so it's really YOUR show you know not just a rip off

but otherwise REALLY nice vid!

[Leaman001]

Ohhhhhh how fucking Original !!!!!!!

[itsmegiles]

boring.

[Majestic9001]

Maybe you should rename the show and call it Epic Fail Time......SMART!

[AnimalHouseOfficial]

FUCK you.

[coolguy478]

that was so dumb LOL. holy crap you have balls to put that up. you even copied the music

[MrRawtuna]

yeah why make a crappy version of what already exsists? at least try to make it original, you even have a rip off musclesglasses

[beeferetown]

Nope you failed! Move on and copy someone else since you cant be original yourselves.

[SuicideHotline123]

did he actually eat a bowl of grease or was that just coke?

[TopBunkGuy]

sub par bacon flipping. fuck you.

[GTXRussianXTG]

Gave it a chance, did not pass the test. Sorry dudes you get a D, at best.

[St3di]

lol this was awful but im going 2 like this video because of blue waffles

[safilip1]

that was painful to watch.

[maflolo33]

How could this get 21 likes, I DON'T F***ING KNOW

[obiwan5832]

Every wonder why everyone loved epic mealtime so much? Because it was original. This however is an exact replica. Don't stop making these videos just stop mirroring there show. 

[IndomitusLupus]

He who impersonates the Muscles Glasses becomes a bad ass at 5:41 . Gotta hand it to him, he did a good job. Everyone was sucked Muscles balls.

[MrJoshcorbeil]

Urban meal time quad bacon flip: OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU PRO JIZZ JIZZ

Epic meal time quad bacon flip: You fkin pussy.

[sirwilliux]

FAKE

AND

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[whitestallion25]

You guys should be professional models by now with all the posing you're doing... POSERS!

[SondjeB]

Worst thing I've ever seen

[The69thDimension]

if your gonna put chocolate chips in it... put them ALL in

[streetsmart888]

you guys should kiss instead

[NightmarePanda94]

this is f**king sad...what a gay rip off of epic meal time

[TheDive99]

wow...gay.

[xStimPackx]

This is not a blue waffle. Google it and have fun eating that.

[maxiking567]

this sucks epic ;D

[xHeretic5696x]

muscles glasses jr.?

faggots

[Riddlefang]

Go check out Dwarven meal time if you wanna see a meal time whitout the original...

[ToonLinkGaming]

this is fucking cool as bro, keep it up :D

[itswill1997]

mountin dew kills sperm cells maybe thats why you had to fake epic mealtime

[JackOleniuk]

Silly american, only Canadians can do epic meal time

[glasby7]

dont you fucking speak of the sauce boss you disrespectful cunt. 

[yman6588]

Frikkin intelligent?? Gay...

[Crunkmonkey69]

Give it up there can only be one EpicMealTime(Highlander)!!!

[readyred35]

you are copycats

[Johanimoe]

Muscles glasses jr.? -_-

[19homers]

need more bacon gays

[MofoMik]

What you know about being try hard faggots

[FascistNewsGroup]

This shit is so fucking gay, never make another video please.

[420Superjew]

epic meal time for pussies

[jonnyhill1]

you guys are faggots.. like a boss?

[demonfa]

quad bacon flip yelling was annoying as hell..

[olebuddy93]

this sucks

[ToXiCScOpEd]

"Chugging some mountain dew code red" Cause Jack Daniels is just to expensive..

[XiaoWarlock]

u forget one thing..

jack daniels -__-

[MomILikeTits]

Noobs.

[K3enneth]

no offense you guys suck...

[Magabury]

What faggots. Complete rip off of EMT. Not a SINGLE thing that's original about this, except for the fact that these pussies don't drink alcohol, they drink Mountain Dew. EMT should sue these fucks.

[pippy1994]

Atleast be more original.

[MyMcJonas]

These guys are retarded!

First of all whoever is filming this sucks at it.

Second "muscles glasses jr" wasn't wearing a real EMT shirt, he was wearing a wal-mart version.

And third they are horrible at this completely.

I would have thought that real EMT fans would have at least made a decent video

[TheLoLunator]

shame on you urban noobs

[JMarkus321]

good enough. made me lol. but try not to just straight up copy if you make more

[KimKardashianHD]

you guys eat like bitches!

[MunkiesMontages]

the fat guy or whatever you called him, was just eating the bacon, lol

[askmeh2h]

camera work was shaky, mic wasn't of the best quality. nice attempt

[monkofslayer]

Whiteboy7thst and muscles glasses sent me here to crush your dreams of success JABRONI!!!!

[TxJaKoBz]

@monkofslayer whiteboy7thst sent you?

[ImunchXanax]

Alec Corey you are 4 feet tall shut the fuck up.

[Conscript69]

@ImunchXanax in response to two month old comment: oh you mad bro, you so mad

[stewfletch1]

Fake and homosexual.

[lax175]

sexy fuckers

[FullMetalJacketJr]

ur gay

[hypercamist]

@FullMetalJacketJr you sound pretty mad right now I'm gonna have to ask you to calm the fuck down before you hurt yourself sir.

[RyDogShow]

QUAD BACON FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iEatSmallRabbitts]

whoo dat hans0m3 dewd in dah snapback d03??!!

[2244theman]

@ conscript69 fuck off

[Conscript69]

Gay as shit.

[UrbanMealTime]

@Conscript69 how so?

[Conscript69]

@UrbanMealTime

Poor quality spin off of Epic Meal Time

>does not feature interesting twists

>does not feature original jokes

>does not feature good entertaining characters

>poor production values both in hardware and scripting (or lack of)

[SuperSmokaBlunt]

@Conscript69 pwned

[makantjh]

@UrbanMealTime It's just a cheap, poorly arranged rip off. I can't believe you had to ask....