My name is Mark... and I'm from Scotland...

[cheerthangfan122]

hey im scottish and irish

[MADMANIACMUHAHA]

same xD

[gibbo1988]

lol this was awesome

[scottmctrusty]

As a Scot i hate when yanks ask me how many sheep iv hunted and eaten raw with my bare hands, how many englishmen iv fought and "wow you speak good americain for somone who live in a hut"

[Thugpatrol]

lol....but seriously, how many sheep have you hunted? And how many years have you been playing the bagpipe?

[okbye9]

If I were going to ask a Scotsman about his experience with sheep it wouldn't be about hunting them ;)

[1967easaay1967]

aye, we shag em, u eat em

[RhodeIslander88]

Wow, what American idiots you've come across. I can't even imagine someone saying those things honestly... unless they were drunk.

I as an American love, love, LOVE Scots.

[pinkelephants12]

have i heard this set somewhere before mark?...

I think so...

[anotherelvis]

If you ever make a Europe tour, come to Copenhagen and give a show :)

[FrederikSOlesen]

Yes. I'm seconding that. Please come, Mark. Please?

[alcass17]

Pish

[dave17186]

I'm a scot living in USA and most of what he's saying is true although I don't find him particularly funny. The worst thing I've ever been asked was a guy who said 'how far is Scotland from New Zealand cos I find the accents pretty similar?' Hmmm, just your average american.

[marius1684]

AMericans dnt get brittish comedy (british as in the u.k.) so that may b y u dnt find it funny. Oh well just dnt get stuck in the doors at macy d's :)

[rjport]

marius1684, not british comedy, scottish comedy...

[SoldierZ340]

Aren't we all, Glaswegianers?

[calumthetim]

fucking shite

[ec17is]

if were you and made people laugh that little,id better keep the jokes for myself

[lovesmasher]

You're obviously someone who has never performed anything in front of a crowd.

[ec17is]

Yes,you found it.Now go give yourself a candy as a reward.

[Tapiocaaaa]

lmao, I like it.

[Cosmotastic]

lol, i liked it. Being scottish myself

[NilesDiLux]

'let the other one grow wild'

I love it!

[brainfish]

After asking what part of Ireland I came from they then told me that the Australian accent is so like the Irish.

I'm Glaswegian

[NaeJoy]

As am I, fellow Glaswegianer.

[wooanime]

SO TRUE! As a Scot in America its just SO TRUE