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  • wow i change my mind ur the next level up from dick head

  • terrible video. more gays = shrinking population & tons of stinky cocks!

  • @crazykiller9000 So you think that allowing gay people to marry gay people actually makes straight people become gay?

  • LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE with a sideways 8!!

  • I love your irony.

  • @Quapyblarq it's a joke

  • lol

    

  • Oh and don't even think about that stupid AIDS bullshit. It's a myth made by retards like you because you don't want to face the fact that it's spread faster though african men/women (no racism) and straight intercourse.

  • 1. Americans can suck it if you don't like unatural things, 2. Is it contagious, I didn't know! 3. Homosexuality is natural. People are born that way. 4. People can't communicate verbally with pets/animals why would I go into a relationship with one? 5. It was between a man and a woman because people never wanted us in this world. 6. Marriage is falling apart, it's becoming a thing of the past. Whoops no more babies? 7. Discusting, problem? Don't like it don't watch/think about it.

  • Gay marriage should be illegal ... couldnt agree more. Oh its a joke :(

  • You are one beautiful man :D

  • Loved this!

  • When you said bra's and grabbed your pecs I burst out laughing.

  • Come to the uk and marry me lol :-)

  • Agree!!!

  • Seriously, we all hate iPhones. So weird and unnatural!

    Dude, you're seriously awesome. Thank you for this video.

  • One of the best videos I've seen in awhile. You're a really great guy man. I wish you only the best in life!

    Way to go! :)

  • I think the most powerful argument in the civil rights movement is looking at the past civil rights movements we've had - from black equality to women's suffrage. Many used to think blacks were inferior from whites. Many used to think women would not be able to handle themselves in society without a man accompanying them.We're in the silly phase now thinking being gay is wrong.

    Thousands of years of progress... let's keeping moving forward.

  • No matter how hard you try to explain it they wont understand. People using these sorts of arguments against gay marriage are just using them as an excuse for their irrational hate. There is no way to change their opinion at all; these people are stubborn, ignorant and proud of it.

  • Okay, so I am glad to say this: I finally found a video of yours that I like. I don't know why it took so long, but I found one. <3

  • Repent your sin, guys, and THEN you'll see it will get better. For how can you live with the burden of such sin? At the end we all die, no person can escape death... And God does not want your soul to perish in hell. Like that father, who was every day looking out his prodigal son to return (Lk 15:11-32), our Lord is seeking us to reunite with Him. "Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me."

  • We dont need gays we need nukes man slaughter lets kill all those chinese and indians and decrease the population by billions.

  • Wow but your gay. In Germany everything is serious and something like that in public will start a riot.Get out of our country you pink triangle. You won't find anyone in Germany. If its military purposes well it's not your land you'll just get attack by the neo nazis or the German communist movement in Berlin.

  • You're being sarcastic, right? ^^

  • i think you hit just about every point, except for the one about gay marriage somehow threatening "traditional" (straight) marriage. another absolutely stupid & meaningless argument. the only way gay marriage will end straight marriage is if closeted gay people in straight marriages come out, end their sham straight marriages (which is tragic, for the sake of their wives/ husbands that they got involved with in the first place) and then married someone of the correct gender for them...

  • The sharpest video on this that I've ever seen! xD

  • There are like 7 billion people in the world... We don't need more, who is gonna feed them? Look at all poverty in the world. Half of us don't have clear drinking water... What I think is that nature make people gay to eliminate too many of us being here ;)

  • @wolfikrs53 and the punch line is that those who are opposed to gay marriage (the church to name one) are the ones who are rich, don't pay taxes, and could easily help that part of the world that is in poverty.

  • @luigicamp69 That's not about the money. Life was never about the money and never will be. You can have as much as you want but never be able to solve those problems. The problem is the people. We cannot accept ourselfs nor accepting others... People can help people once money doesn't play big role...

  • @wolfikrs53 at last! I've always thought homosexuality might be like an evolutional thing to stop overpopulation and you're the first person I find who thinks the same.

  • technically, we already let dogs get married. 101 Dalmations? lol duh!

  • ur so friggin sexy... gay-marry me! :D

  • Oh btw for the "straight" people who just watched this and are commenting you probibly need to think long and hard about who YOU like and who you don't like :)

  • I loved it! And for all the dumb asses about to comment and go all "Ahhhh, he is talking about gay people I have to say something now" no stop shut up and don't type. Because your stupid and aren't listening to the damn video! :) thank you, just had to put it out there :D lol

  • Lol chill out, he's gay... This video is for a joke

  • @CODER007YA Do you know that Randy was acting in this video as someone has a mental illness like you?

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  • @CODER007YA You're not a psychologist or psychiatrist so stfu. Go look up fraternal birth order.

  • @CODER007YA You mean heterosexual fucking dick

  • @CODER007YA so tell us doc, where did you get your psychology degree?

    and why dont real psychiatrists agree with you on the homosexulaity is a mental illness lie?

  • @CODER007YA actually no it is not a mental illness, just ask any psychiatrist

  • Please tell me you aren't gay...not for any other reason than you're really freaking cute and it's not fair LMAO.

  • it is rong it is agenst my raligen as well as mene athe raligens and STD CANE BE TRASED BAKE HOMSEXUALTE !!!!!! SO IN A RARE SHET GAYS GO AGENST ALMOWST AVRE MAGER RALEGIN AND IT COZD THE CARESHIN OF ADES THE DELIST DAZES SENS THE BLUBONIK PLAG O AND BYS GOING OF AND HVING SEX WITH WIMEN MAKES THEM UFORDOL

  • @calloway741852963 don't let your pet play with your keyboard

  • @calloway741852963 mind trying to say that without being a complete retard?

  • Class video!

    I actually used the whole single parents argument in a debate with some friends. 

  • Hhahahah

  • haha this is really clever

  • Oh man! I was hoping that gay marriage would be totally legal so I can submit my petition to marry my Jeep...

  • this guy copied tyler oakley's gay marriage video!!!!

  • I think his shirt is on back-to-front... lol

  • Awesome video...and the guy in it.

  • I Get Mate!! Lol. 

  • Thank you for posting this. I love videos like this. I'm from Hilton Head Island, SC. I see you're from AL. Lots of ignorant people.

  • A lot of people are not understanding that he is joking. Mannnn, Love you!

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • how is ur phone charging without a cord

  • Gayness is wrong. Think about it

    What happened to this world? It's so full of sin and evil. Gayness is wrong and disgusting.

    P.s. I wouldn't descriminate someone for being gay. And all straights who read this, pray that all these problems will go away. We don't want the world to be wiped out like Noah's flood

  • @Bartdude82 yes it does

  • this has been done a million times before.

  • @Terymedes Actually, the sad part is that so many people still don't get it!

  • This just (and I mean JUST!) "out" military guy sure got NWO backing through commercials really.... REALLY... fast, didn't he?

    Does anyone else here see a red flag? Wake up people. I know he's cute, it's just that he's a ringer.

  • Randy-im so with you on banning fat people-ive lost over 90lbs/40kg-in the past year-i know exactly what you mean.im needing diet/nutrition/workout advice-i think i found you to be upfront honest in opinion and advice.i think already im learning something pretty valuable.i need to caution you-im left-handed.

  • Love this! Love the irony and sarcasm, although, not usre if everyone does

  • Ok whats the point of being married anyway? So the state or government can control you? after all you need a marriage license, and what is a license? Well! is permission from the state or government to do so. So ok you can be just like the rest of us slaves

  • @criscoxxx the Bible doesn't say being gay or gay marriage is wrong...

  • I am feeling left-handed now and it is your fault!

  • tell all those ignorant straight people to stop having gay babies, and see how they react.

  • hahaha Randy you and your left hand

  • ban marriage of old, and (or) fat ppl!

    marriage should be between a super model, and a sport star only (and their wedding night home vid should ALWAYS be leaked to the web)!

    vote me for president, and I will make sure this law gets passed.

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  • alright...is this a joke or something b/c is super offending...plz reply

  • @david99rod Of course it is. He's making fun of those beliefs.

  • @david99rod well, most ppl would understand the sarcasm here, if you don't, you might be a little ..... republican. in which case, you are probably against gay marriage, and there for, you are suppose to get offended by this vid, in which case I'd say, "don't worry about it".

  • if the marriage between parties are completely voluntary, then why not?

  • Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, I was distracted by your titties.

  • i love how some homophobic people didnt even watch the video they just liked it as soo as they saw the title then left a rude comment after finding out he was gay...

  • gay marriage will never be legal in eastern europe ur western world is keep telling us that homosexuality and pedophilia is normal but u can keep to urself u sick creeps

  • @jamexxxxxx Since when is pedophilia normal? Also, I suggest learning English.

  • @codencis19 i know english u bitch ass fag and i am not saying that its normal u queer ass fag

  • @jamexxxxxx Obvious troll is obvious.

  • @jamexxxxxx ha words of the uneducated, anyone with any intelligence knows that when you use words like bitch, ass, fag, or queer in an argument towards someone your IQ is probably fairly low, that or your so immature that you find joy in trolling people

  • @wall12390 thats just a fancy talk i am not insulting anybody

  • @jamexxxxxx whos claiming pedophilia is normal?

    not the gays

  • Very funny

  • whatta scream! Randy I adore your humor.

    

  • It is so Wrong

  • lol one of the funniest guys i know, great video :)

  • awesome video! thanks so much for doing this!

  • "Who are we going to get married next?! Dogs, cars..." hahahahaaa

  • no wonder you are hated you dont have any right to interfere in human acts of life you should be given a good kick in arse u silly shit all animals are gay even u but u are hiding that fact ur a sick animal

  • @MegaPollock1 Ahem, bless your ignorance. Just so you're in the know, the young man in this video is a homosexual with a boyfriend, the video is pre sarcasm. It's quite dry I know, so it's hard to tell but it's true.

  • I love this video and I love you <3

  • Right on, man! I for one would like to get married someday!!

  • Some people who watch your videos are slow, like really really slow. I dont see how people didnt get that you were making a joke of all the dumb reasons people dont want gay marriage.

  • Randy you have now confused me you came out not to long ago and did so in a way that was very open.. I was with my partner for thirty wonderful years.. Steve and I met while in the navy and our life would have been so much easier if we had.. had the rights others have when it come to medical and a a lot of things.. I do not disagree on some of what you say... but my right to show openly my love for another is just that my right. I can fight for my country.. so I should be given the same rights..

  • @WmLJackson I think you missed the sarcasm in the video.

  • @jodamode ... yes.. I did.. after watching it a second time I got it.. so randy.. sorry.. and to you my friend.. thanks for pointing it out.. someday.. I hope every one will just realize we are who we are.. it just is... again thanks...

  • This is the best video I've seen yet on this topic! And i couldn't stop laughing. I love ur videos.

  • Randy LOL!

  • Ok, I used to support this guy, now.... wth?

  • Man that's 100% correct, we should let them get together in one place and then drop some big ass rocket on them. They don't realise that they are sick.

  • You're so intelligent. I love your you tube content. And you're nice to look at too! Bonus!

  • How about a single parent who is a hermaphrodite?...like Eric Cartman's mom XD

  • @shadowfrost91 actually cartmans dad is scott tenormans dad in an ironic twist

  • You forgot to disband the mentally challenged it's just not normal!

  • And now that corporations are people (according to Mitt Romney), next thing you know THEY will want to marry! Never mind how ugly their kids will be.....

  • The world is bigger than just America and, for the most part (in 'developed' countries) but, cool video. <3 your channel

  • ha, love this video...for a second there i was like, " who is this queen to tell me that gay marriage should be illegal? does he know he's gay himself? " lol, great video.

  • i almost took the title seriously. kinda funny i guess...

  • I died at people with dreadlocks.

  • lol people with dreadlocks. 

  • Sorry, if I'm being stupid but I can't help wondering what "suprised" is supposed to mean. Is it just misspelled? By the way, I'm a non-native English speaker.

  • @Turgon91 It is a misspelling. :) A lot of english speaker the first 'r'

  • @ErinNansel : thanks a lot

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  • this guy is clearly taking the piss. irony is a beautiful thing.

  • Can't believe you took down your latest video- my shitty University internet messed up last night so i couldnt watch a thing =(

  • The only problem with this is that some of your fans may not get/watch all the video. Alienating them when you've placed yourself as a role model... =/

  • I didn't notice he was being sarcastic until 1:25 O_o

  • @maJexmaZe I meant 1:16 - 1:24

  • bleah

  • meh heh heh sattire :)

  • love your videos. THEY INSPIRE ME C:

  • Love it Randy! Great sarcasm! You make excellent points. Love your symbolisms... your cute dramatizations etc. I enjoy your videos, keep them coming. When you leave the miliary, you should seriously consider a career in the entertainment business. There is something about you that people obviously connect with. Your adorable. Appear down to earth... humble and success driven. Whatever you do, you will be successful!!

  • Love the sarcasm, and ironically those are really all the arguments that any of the anti gay marriage crowed keeps spouting in my local newspapers online comment section. Oh that and that it's a choice and that "gay people have to be made to chose not to be gay"!!

  • Randy: Wear your glasses more. They make you even cuter.

  • Don't you know that the only way miserable people can feel better about themselves is by trying to deny others happiness. Great use of genital-symbolism (though the hole could have multiple implications :)

  • I love the sarcasm. :)

    So true. So true.

  • Yay,you are awesome.. and if I had looked more closely I would have seen KaloAngels smile-sorry

  • @imphalphoo huh?

  • Haha your too cute! <3

  • KaloAngel-marriage was originally a ay of joining wealth and property and inheritence-the poor were not allowed to marry.Has nothing to do with procreation. The Church pushed that..

  • Your getting better at your sarcasm. Well done.

  • Cute t-shirt, nice and tight! lol

    I can't believe some people don't understand sarcasm.

  • your use of satire and irony is amazing! good job!

  • You rock! and your hot too!

    

  • cool video bro, i do wish i saw ur last video before you took it down! why did you take it dow?, was"nt like ur were naked or anything!!

  • Damn it's hard to picture u having a boyfriend.. if ur that hot i cant wait to see how your boyfriend will look like damn!

  • My internet was down while the new video was up. :(

  • WHY DID I NOT WATCH YOUR NEWEST VIDEO BEFORE YOU TOOK IT DOWN?! ;(

  • @RyanWanciak I knew it wouldn't last! YumSpankalicious! That's what wondershare allmytube is for ....and why I downloaded it in 720p so I can watch it again and again! YEOW that is one stellar ass!

  • @mikebdenv Share!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • I love you.

  • Thanks for the good laugh!!

  • @Arshavin23rd I'm sorry my autocorrect makes you facepalm? :P

  • awesome, clear and concise, plus love the sarcasm, plus you are cute, keep on being yourself and fighting the good fight.

  • Everytime a stupid republican candidate says we need to keep things the way they are, I give those 2 exaples (women's sufferage & african slavery). Its fucking ridiculous that people actually think this way. By the way, you're awesome!

  • No need to take down the flexing video down! :(

  • I <3 you, Randy!!! LOL!

  • Hmm... I don't think the last video was too much. However, I will say you did appear uncomfortable. Why not just be true to yourself, your character and personality. Then… if something good happens… it was because you were YOU :). You are a nice lad... just enjoy life and enjoy YouTube... be yourself and follow your interest...

  • @TheMarck28 did you bother to watch this video or are you just going by the title?

  • @stabbysally sorry i miss understood it

  • so funny but so true

  • I love how you started to laugh as you said "genitals"

  • No one is perfect. That means that no one not even a gay person is absolutely 100% perfect. Does it seem like he is trying to be the gay role model or is he just proving that gay people are just as human as straight people. Because I thought he made that point in the first 5 videos. Thumbs up if I'm not the only one with this question, please thumbs down if I'm the only one who is wondering this.

  • I think this dude's 15 minutes of fame are UP!! These videos are getting a little too annoying and full of his ego!!

  • @tmattrope *cough* don't watch it then *cough*

  • While love is colorblind...that is.

  • Love the sarcasm, I've always said hate only sees red ( Red like satan ) why love is colorblind.Love is Human nature no matter who you love< period. Even animals are gay.

  • So... Does this mean I can't marry you know... lol, good video.

  • Well said Randy! Jim from Ohio lol

  • I love the message of this video, but it's not original. You copied it word for word from another guy. You really should give him credit. You pretty much used his exact dialogue.

  • YOUR MUSCLES ARE PRACTICALLY TEARING THROUGH YOUR SHIRT!! :D lol nice bod!!

  • This sarcastic and snarky side. Me gusta.