BORN THIS WAY LADY GAGA WAS NOT!

[weirdwind22]

i like your acsent when you do the part from the cup to blacking the camera

[DeathToAllButMental]

OH MY GOD!! I'M THE SAME!!! I HATE THE TASTE OF COFFEE BUT THE SMELL IS AMAZING!!!!!

humina humnia humina humina.......... :'D

[MsFantasma0]

I only drank your coffee it was peppermint flavored... if not, then it was someone else.

[Im2Awesome4U100]

Toby if u dont like coffee eating an apple in the morning gives u more energy than coffee!

(might be a certain type , cant remember  but i did read tht somewhere)

[TheOnlyKimieGold]

haha so true haha XDDDDD

[BunnyRabbit401]

Oh my god i finally sneezed in one of ur videos

[needsmoreketchup283]

Hey toby guess what, i am here to tell you what eco is... and request you to do a video game commentary, but the commentary does relate to what eco is. play and possibly create a commentary on the game jak 3 for ps2 i dont know if people still play ps2 but the game is fun, it is pretty cool and it does tell you what eco is (1:49 seconds). if you get this plz tell me what you think, and dont forget to remember, if it doesnt taste good, it needs more ketchup

[MsFantasma0]

@needsmoreketchup283 Totally! That game rocks

[FerKing9]

Toby talking about Gaga in a vlog?! Those are like my two favorite people. My day has been made. :)

[blackicingluv]

you have such a precarious vocabulary, my friend. mm'yes.

[SelmiFreaky]

OMG!



[IzZyFoRcE1]

i drink coffee with milk! so it tastes like coffee would smell and way less bitter! YUM-A-DEE-DOO! i was about to just write YUM! but as soon as i said yum in my mind i wrote yum a dee doo. ooohhhh toby, the things you make me say.. :)

[IzZyFoRcE1]

IM GONNA COUGH ALL THE TIME!!! LOL!

[angelsmurf16]

he's right about the coffee.. its smells so damn gooooooood :3 but tastes so bitter went it gets burnt XD

[UNDERGROUNDGIRLS109]

SUPPORT FEMALE HIP HOP UNDERGROUNDGIRLSOFHIPHOP (DOT) COM WE ARE ONE!!! LETS GO

[TheGazzaful]

you prick!!!

[zxderfgt34]

does he seriously think he can't get a woman..........he is dead wrong!!!!

[Theunwanted4life]

He was jokin in one of his vids he said I like her music she just dresses weird lol

[moong58]

mariah

[balletlover64]

This is stupid. I love gaga. She is bot a heartless little soul like all of you guys.

:(

[perlenina22]

Lady gaga is crazyshe is stupid LOOK AT HERF

[volcomdcpuma]

hahahaha Gaga dresses like a freak!!

[peterpimmel82]

fick dich

[LittleSweety]

This song is no.27 in the world charts #lady #gaga

[LittleeMonssterr]

This isn`t funny. Be nice to my Mother Monster.

[LIlMonsta03317]

and whats a lazy vlog

[InkAndFeather]

@LIlMonsta03317 when he makes a vlog and he doesn't edit it cuz he's lazy lol

:P

[LIlMonsta03317]

i'm a great fan of you and her so don't be ephnsiv

[LittleeMonssterr]

@LIlMonsta03317 I AGREE! Except the great fan of Toby Turner part.

[Freedom2Rhym3]

sorry... i like coffee...

[TheCoolkid857]

u suck

[blood666ification]

Is he wearing wheelies?

[Sksblrui]

@blood666ification more than likely. if you hear clip clop clip clop then foo-sure he is wearing heelys.

[JohnnyDeppsGirl4lif3]

Hey.. was that in insult to Johnny Depp?? XDD

[WanaPlayDrums98]

Ur intro is kinda orange

[WanaPlayDrums98]

I thought the coffee cup top thing was something in the cameras screen.

[butterfingerlover11]

omg every time there is a awkward silence a gay baby is born so LOL at 4:49

[butterfingerlover11]

ur lisp got me GOING

[no1sexybrasileira]

Was it Starbucks?

[GUIC3DUP]

He does not work the Depp 'stache , in fact he looks kinda like a pedo

[leonababes]

coffee comes in plastic cups where your from D:

[TheHeyItsMe333]

i dont like coffee but tht coffee tsted quite nice

[loquimarian07]

LMAO...U R CRAZY...BUT FUNNY

[ImSteeLMaGe]

love you toby :D

[fareastmovement93]

i think he said that because u said something about throwing ur gum away & 700,000$ fine or something

[acejamy12]

133 people didnt get to drink toby's coffee haha

[laughterisessential]

it's a bunch of balls.

[froggyman218]

Did he say "Omnipotent.. I'mimpotent"? lol

[kappyxisxscene]

On of our news anchors name is Rusty Lords. hahhahaha

[miracles423]

I think mighty lords don't have one strand of hair sticking straight out of their head like you did in this vid. They juzt aren't cool like that! Omg I do the same sigh thing and I also say gasthp wen I gasp. Isn't it wonderful?????

[GabbeyG]

lol frizzy alien outfit from the future. :P

[800muddigger]

we coufed  at the same time

[EpicImplication]

While I watched this there was an add for free cursors to my right and one was a humping, blue penguin...very odd.

[dodedodedoXD]

I love the ending when he sings his outro haha or whatever Lol

[MonsterLove305]

This dude is sooo fucking annoying D:<

[icanhasmuffininity]

Sideburnz!

[ajjacko2002]

Its Snoop dogg dude not JayZ

[laneylowry]

DRINK ME!

[Smoker4Hire]

Traci Lords has been ridden more than Seabiscuit

[ohjoyboy]

U r acctualy really rude ok

[oakykoalapro123]

@JustinWomackMusic. Ikr!! I love daniel. They both funny thoo. Toby.0 :P

[0o0o1i1i]

That laptop's gonna be stoooolen... :/

[3rixtat3]

how do you leave a comment

[JustinWomackMusic]

You sound nearly exactly like Daniel Tosh.

[GreenEyes61594]

OMG! I coughed exactly when you did! And Toby very few people can pull off that Johnny Depp scruffy beard, and you are one of them!! I

WUUUV ur videoes Toby-buscus!!-

[lilacifyable]

I have devestating news for you Toby in a matter of weeks or possibly days a tattooed man will jump into your car and steal a number of your electronics, just a heads up oh yeah im from the future

[s30424k2009]

like anchorman / dane cook shit

[s30424k2009]

does he ever give credit for using anchorman humor?

[TheStalkerNinja]

Haha from teh right angle it looks liek u ahve elf ears!

[chaoticzealot]

yeah got abs because of coughing!

that is true...

[SkinnerZ7]

H to tha IZZO!!! :DDD

[DraumrKopa1487]

I'm a friken supermodel! 

I've been couching for the past two weeks. :D lol

[LadyGagacalls]

Check out /ladygagacalls for exclusive vid of Gaga calling Maria - AMAZING!

[SpectrumKitsune]

I wonder if people see you talking to a camera and are like "o_o"

[marionne966]

ok now... i don't care about your coffee...

[Damin12345]

tit

[pultikpultik]

Lol for half of the video Toby was talking about coffee.

[Notmyfac3pls]

Your ears are almost pointy, you would be the most awesome elf EVER Toby.

[foggerman1234]

the coffee was good... :3

[Applegirl1235]

I like coughing too and I have asthma :o)

[alainaXlovesXyou]

I coughed when you coughed and then you said, "Coughing is awesome." It was funny.

[crackdowncrack]

thumbs up if you coffed during the video

[partteners]

I found out that the music can make us happy but only if we respect some moral principle. In my on cover version I rejected any anomalies like "Another lover is not a sin". Homosexual life is out of any natural conduit so I live it out any mention of it too.

youtube.com/watch?v=IawCN0w7xf­Y

[RageDiaries]

rofl i have asthma, it sucks balls.

[neojake73]

Ever hear of Dane Cook, look it up people...

[misric17]

lol cute. his jay-z is my snoop dog......wait....

[MaliaSoul]

Funny....= )

I'm glad you get some kind of outlet for your energy...keep on expressing it.

[MaliaSoul]

Funny....= )

[jca488]

LOL, you are so witty.

[PeepMyTatHomeSkillet]

redness is looking more like yellowness these days

[RAmuzick]

Hahahaha.

[o0PureSnipez0o]

Darkness then redness then white... wait that wasn't a darkness!!! oh you do make me chuckle :')

[imangime]

LOL Traci Lords is a bad actress.. I mean like.. she did pornography and such. :O

I googled her for you, Tobzaur so I could get the TSHIIRT ^-^

[WildEmphasis]

you walked passed that same tree twice lol

[JamesEdwardReid]

I don't really like coffee.

[masterkiller2000]

lol the name of the video sounds like something yoda might say

[beiberfeiverx]

@masterkiller2000 anoooooooooooo its sooo fuckin stupid love beiberfeiverx

[Arceusofodao]

@masterkiller2000 born this way, lady gaga was not

Mother of yours she is

[drewe220]

Why are you so... AMAZING?!

[Ctso1112]

I have asthma lol

[metalligeek093]

Hearing him talk about drinking coffee reminds me of his old "Eight O'clock Coffee" video :DDD

[theZhNINJA]

Im glad im not the only hopelessly akward and weird person on the planet XD ....see NOW GIVE ME THE T-SHIRT!!!!! lol

[sisterstyx]

you are pretty multi-talented. you know how some people can't walk and chew gum? well you can heely, sing and chew gum while talking to the audience. I think that speaks volumes about your talent.

Also, mighty lords are frackin awesome. they have beards. and swords.

[nouui]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaahahah. your a wierdo like me. LETS GET MARRIED xD

[MsMmarcial]

shit!

[dooshahn]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[TheNONLonelyIsland]

the statistics say that AUSTRALIA is your biggest fan, and yet you don't ship your t-shirts to Australia FOR SHAME SIR 4SHAME

[TheNONLonelyIsland]

the statistics say that AUSTRALIA is your biggest fan, and yet you don't ship your t-shirts to Australia FOR SHAME SIR

[americanpatriot43]

@TheNONLonelyIsland naaa america all the way

[jackuhlynn]

@TheNONLonelyIsland wtf yes he does ship to australia? i just ordered a shirt. i live in australia. where does it say it doesn't ship?

[UcantResistClicking0]

@TheNONLonelyIsland: Actually the U.S.A is Toby's biggest fan, you can tell by the color.

[shotgun5250]

@TheNONLonelyIsland How do u know that???

[TheNONLonelyIsland]

@shotgun5250 hit the statistics button

[jgonz79]

You're hot and very cute! I love how your brain works too! Yeah, jump around subjects, just as I do, so I sooo followed what you said, lol!!

I'm sure I'm the only person that have told you "hey, I love how your brain works!"

Hush! It's a talent! LOL!

Thanks cute handsome guy!

[CateMarGo]

I just realized. You're Taran Killam's long lost brother....

[Bersingerz]

10/10 on intro

[gruntmovies2]

LOL

[TheAwesomekman]

@gruntmovies2 your comment is so pointless

[KerbyKing2]

Lady gaga is an alien

[serahfafa]

ok. so random. holy cow i love Toby :D hahaha funny car :]

remember, just cough

[aml17cms]

Oh my gosh I just love how randomly you jump around from subject to subject, and yet they lead into each other somehow XD You went from coffee, to intro, to Omnipotent Lord-ness. Then Lady Gaga, fashion, and birth, facial hair, littering, asthma fitness, Dead Space, then Coffee again, Lazyvlog working out, corruption upload, lisp-ness, 5 o'clock shadows, LAX Airport, T-shirt winning, then finally outro-ness. If you ask me, that's omnipotent lord-ness lol ^^

[EllaireFenwick]

CARNESS! :)

[Souasify]

no wonder i have a six pack..i cough so much :S

[medievillord]

I am the mighty Medievillord. If that counts?

[naboernes]

i have astma and i am fit but i hate coughing

[1986rich]

"lady gaga's new song is called 'born this way' um, no, she wasn't, if she was born this way they woulda put her back in." trolololol

[Annuhstasia]

Uhh.. I vote you show us your abs.. that way we can see the results of your coughing for a work out.. ;)

[ToxicFlavouredCandy]

My boy friend has the same bread growth problem, he gets little patches instead of a full beard xD

[5339903]

MIGHTY INTO MIGHTY!!!!!! SO MIGHTY!! xD

[ttobyg]

random fact: the american pronouncation of "lord" sounds like the danish pronouncation of "lort" which means turd.

[GollumSupernova]

good lord is said alot of his vids

[TradeChat]

=D <3

[bornthiswayfame]

racist.

[hjalle95]

this dude...his so fucking random...and so FUCKING AWSOME!!!!

[dqbbbex]

you are my favorite person

[TheMastersweet]

sucks to your ass-mar....ooooo piggy

[Piratechicka07]

THE SOL WAS IN YOUR SHOT, TOBY!!! 

[FTFCinema]

The most epic awkward ending ever.

[mattymatt2323]

@4:35 he's got some nasty goo happenin in the corner of his mouth, makes me feel sick

[Zdroz]

@gottacatchamall his camera display flips around so he can watch too!

[gottaketchamall]

Just wondering... how does Toby know when there isn't any darkness?!?!

[fiscalchaos]

HAHA...Tracey Lords...Porn star!

[MeIsJustMe925]

Johnny Depp beard patches haha!!!!!:P

[amen4me]

Coffee Coughing Cardio

[rlstar38]

mighty lords are the mighty-est lords there are. Toby Turner, you are a mighty lord, and we are but your audiencey subjects. rule over us with kindness and we shall screen your videos throughout the land

[AllGlamouredUp]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

[xXiNTENSiiTY]

Stalking your mum.... Stalking your mum

[poisonpeanutbutter]

HEELIES!!!!!!!!!!

[Shepherd987]

i have athsma hell yea

[pharlik]

LikeFavoriteComment, LikeFavoriteComment,LikeFavori­teComment... its my new mantra

[FrozenbySloth]

You so giggled when you said "you drank my coffee too", and you make all sorts of sounds, but that giggle was just... giddy. I giggled too. It's like a yawn-y giggle that transfers... giggles.

[FrozenbySloth]

@FrozenbySloth Actually, I take that back, though that was a giddy squeak/giggle, you crack yourself up really often. And you giggle. That's so manly.

[Demonicfuzz]

what gym does god go to? And where can I find it

[Demonicfuzz]

what gym does god go to?

[ronayne1996]

toby i have athsma

can you tell me when i will have an 8 pack.

[DickedOn]

recording those must be so fucking awkward when someone walks past you....

[naxiotaki]

you look like lady gaga..

[M0o0P]

Omnipotent biceps make just as much sense as omnipresent ones...

[navayti]

she was born my way....

[haloman3333]

only water can hydrate u not cofee give meh thumbs

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[noelle86ful]

hey i think this is great!!!!!!!!!!!

[bvega06]

love the little giggles he does

[pdkgaming]

Toby with a beard? haha xD

[GKiltz]

This person may or may not have been born transgendered. We don't know if GAGA is a legit transgender or simply a drag queen. What we DO know is that NO ONE IS BORN APESHIT!!!

[WhatTheHell09]

Toby, i had a beard in 9th grade when i was 15

[ChatRouletteACR]

CHECK OUT MY CHAT ROULETTE BRA PRANK VIDEO :P

[Bogdan1211]

missleading title AGAIN

[BlondBeachBum]

Hahahaha wow you are legitly funny:) lol and very uncomprehendingly...random!