Crysis 2 in a nutshell.

[12tman12]

It's so sad, I loved playing the first Crysis as realistic as possible. As in not using the uber armor and being silent as possible after scouting the camps.

Well, this explains I guess why in the past year I've brought 90% indie titles (this not being one of the other 10%)

[Matrimelee]

We want the Call of Duty audience.

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

Basically, my life in a nutshell.

I'm always running away.

[ezitz01001]

когда патронов нет ни хера, приходилось так же гулять...

[BronyChris]

Eh, you can try that, but it's not going to work on every enemy.

[BronyChris]

Cool story bro. But do you even understand the phrase "In a nutshell" ?

[BoyzNAcne]

@BronyChris

This is crysis 2 in a nutshell

All you have to do is walk through every enemy and you will complete the game. You don't even have to fire a single bullet.

[cbuma]

The Russian suit voice sounds FUCKING AWESOME

[Suibriel]

Modern video games in a nutshell.

[elmalhermano]

hey shadow, are there other levels that can be played this way? if so it would be hilarious if you upload them

[Kilotki]

Да он быдло=)

[elmalhermano]

hatersgonnahate.avi

[Prnnce]

Dey see me rollin.

Dey haytan

[PeterDivine]

HATELIENS GONNA HATE

[shadowclysm]

can't blame him, I'd be busy admiring the scenery too

[Slugbunny]

MAXIMUM CASUAL

[Nixblicker77]

This is never ever on Veteran... I played this game on Veteran, and this level was a pain in the ass... Godmode ftw!

[shoopoop21]

@Nixblicker77 Its not. I've done this myself. Its take a iota of luck, and the ability to tilt the stick.

[WindedNumber1]

This is what happens when developers spend too much time trying to make over-realistic graphics.

[gwynbleidzik]

@WindedNumber1

TF2 better, huh? :D

[MrDilemna]

@WindedNumber1

Crysis 2 had worse graphics than Crysis 1

[Aexorzist]

@WindedNumber1 Exactly, because game and graphics coders are one and the same...

[GrychoFilms]

Anyone remember when games posed a challenge?

[teenkid123]

@GrychoFilms the challenge is to not get all horny and fuck everything

[Bogskinke]

MACHIMOM BOZECHI

[EimhinMacGabhan]

@infinitykiwi Are you trying to imply that DRM actually affects pirates?

Really? Shouldn't the player represent paying customers?

[ParasiticFlame]

@EimhinMacGabhan The idea is bullets are meant to stop the player in the same way DRM is meant to stop pirates, but it's completely ineffective at the job and they carry on regardless

[EimhinMacGabhan]

@ParasiticFlame Oh right, I get that now after watching the rest of the video. Feels ignorant man.

[sakealex]

I went to a friend to see the game. He was a noob at fps(didn't aim down the sights or run). It seems he just played the game how it was designed to be played. Or the game was designed for retards.

[AbstracktAlias]

Just so you guys know, Veteran isn't the highest difficulty level. Just a heads up.

[Yosemited]

@AbstracktAlias

thats not an excuse



[Torin06]

The AI goes passive as fuck when your shields are down. What's the deal?

[BlackSephir]

Gotta love modern shooters and how challenging they are.

[speaknoevil77]

@BlackSephir

Obviously you've never played Call of Duty: World at War/Black Ops on veteran

[BlackSephir]

@speaknoevil77

I don't play shooters with regenerating health and cover system.

[assfault88]

LOL @ you PC fanboys blaming console gamers for this game being easy. Newsflash: one of the highest praised CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE by console gamers this gen is Demon's Souls because of its difficulty. You idiot fanboys need to stop blaming "consoles" for bad games, and start realizing games are made by DEVELOPERS. It's Crytek you need to be blaming, not consoles or their fans.

[Torin06]

@assfault88 You seem to have everything a little backwards. It's the publishers aiming for maximum sales and consoles being simple enough to use that children & your typical frat boi 'bros' that don't know how to use PC's correctly. There are a fucking SHITLOAD of great console games out there and hardly anyone that is a PC enthusiast will disagree. The issue is that multiplatform games have fucked us PC gamers over by doing half-assed ports and focusing on the wider console audience.

[Yosemited]

@assfault88 the blame is on the casual console crowd

[assfault88]

@Yosemited For buying games they enjoy playing? NO.

Again, like I said in my original post: the blame can only be put on the DEVELOPER. They make the game how they want. If they want to be sell-outs to the casual crowd, so be it. Don't blame the people buying the game, blame the devs targeting that audience.

[2ndself]

You should have titled this 'Crysis 2: Walkthrough'.

[Wiredwifi]

@2ndself LOL!

[EIA345342]

Like a Boss

[Yaren51]

Lol fucking consoles ruining gaming

[Devastationable]

did you patch this game?

[jerphunter]

Modern Fps'es ruined gaming. Becuase so many are looking for their next COD/BF fix all devs are gonna want to take the piece of the pie. This is veteran too? This video made me sad and I thought I was not liking games anymore its just the games now suck...

[mistermoops]

at least it looks good

[PsyTubeX]

Well, console fans got what they wanted.

PRESS FORWARD TO WIN THE GAME

[jamesfish05]

Who would pay money for this!?

[sync380]

Fucking consolefags ruining gaming

[RandomnessUK]

Voice acting is pretty great in russian.

But I played in posthuman :(

[haloginger]

russian suit voice is pretty hardcore

[piggemy]

one does not simply walk in to mordor

[snaffus]

@piggemy In crysis 2, one does.

[Voidhead]

That's what you get when you put regenerating health in every fucking game. What's funny is that the guy isn't even sprinting.

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@Voidhead If he were sprinting, that would drain the energy away from armormode, and he would die.

The problem isn't the regen health and powerups, it's the god awful lazydesign AI that isn't worth a shit + the fact that the gameplay is designed to be played in a certain way. It's actually the disease of whole industry nowadays, people are told to want interactive movies instead of games.

"You wanna use your brain? Well fuck you, drone, you play as you are told"

[Lordvash89]

Looks like you were really Russian through that level

[MrMatticusFynchCH2]

@Lordvash89 oh god yes, +100 internet



[lizerg700]

@Lordvash89 Best inside joke I've heard in a while.

[Fritsie93]

Back in the day, first person shooters were actually hard. Looking at Half life, Deus Ex, System Shock etc.

[BeatupMckillyoustein]

@Fritsie93

>HARD IS GOOD XD

go play schmups

[Fritsie93]

@BeatupMckillyoustein Whats schmups

[Aexorzist]

@Fritsie93 Half-Life isn't that hard.

[Robalose]

This was such a shit game compared to the original

[wizzzer1337]

well, that is legit playing guys... its conserving energy for armor and using it intelligently, if he was to fight and move more agressively he would lose energy more rapidly. besides, i can do the same in the legendary Half life 2, and even faster. the funny thing is, the Cell at some points will never let you do what you could compared to the Ceph.

[clrndalvare]

Stalker > Russian Crysis

[kriis1986]

There's a reason the CoD crowd is called the CoD crowd. They like CoD, not CoD clones, the sooner developers and publishers realize this the sooner we will stop seeing half-assed attempts to cash in on CoD's success.

[igotclassyo]

why are you playing on easy?

[qwertpoi]

I hate FPS that are like this. Where its literally just a shooting gallery and the player is never really threatened at all.

No challenge, only rewards so that the player feels accomplished and keeps buying games.

I'll admit, I think the Russian voice is better than the English one.

[Kutan]

This is why games need HEALTH and none of that stupid regeneration nonsense. =P

[PoisonedAl]

@Kutan Because if the game was hard, the console tards might get distracted by something shiny.

[pornstar38]

BLOODY SCREEN!!!1 SO REAL!!!1

[HedjaHead]

Why the fuck is Friday always the video "Up Next"?

[Edgebotv4]

@HedjaHead because its Friday , Friday getting down on Friday!

[egretdingo]

@Edgebotv4 lololol ecksdee

[qwertyize9]

@HedjaHead cause its the featured video

[DeathEntersMyOcean]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[hahahafr]

gabe newell? wtf?

[MrTurtleSage]

I liked the part where he shot the bad guys

[VaselineOnToast]

I love at 1:50 you mess up, and take a moment to collect yourself and do it again. All while two dumbass aliens can't do shit.

[Edgebotv4]

Crysis 2 was a consolised abortion and its already dead online. the devs shat on the original audience & platform attempted to clone CoD and this is what you get.

[133742069]

@Edgebotv4 No.

[kileeri]

BSO is Awesome!

[AnotherFe]

так не честно :)

[CalBro]

"OUR GRAPHICS ARE SOOO NEXT GEN, SOOOO PRETTY!"

"Oh yeah, they look pretty good. What's the gameplay like?"

"....gameplay?"

[BlackFly1988]

So an alien race that is thousands of years more technologically advanced than us can be outsmarted by just briskly walking mast them.

Interesting.....

[GoldenSodaXbox]

@BlackFly1988

Who said the aliens were smarter? Advanced, sure. More technology, undeniably. Smarter? Like a fucking rock.

[EpikkuFeiru]

/watch?v=8hLlLTwGJ-4

The AI sucks too.

[Yubera2K10]

This is how Russians play.

[Brygelsmack]

Try doing that without using armor...

[dodoheadoncrack]

@Brygelsmack that has to be the dumbest thing i have ever read

[Brygelsmack]

@dodoheadoncrack: Okay.

[yanoosz]

Well the level was called "A Walk in the Park"

[Arsonist050]

I suppose we can assume that he can walk into Mordor ?

[Questionssm]

@Arsonist050 Only if it was produced by crytek.

graphics > AI apparently.

[Churchx77]

Yeah, play on veteran and see how well walking next to enemies does you. And veteran is not the hardest setting.

[d3v1lsummoner]

@Churchx77 Oh boy, I sure hope you didn't read the video description before you wrote that otherwise you might seem even LESS intelligent.

Protip: It's veteran.

[zatarke]

this game is maximum boring

[lolpfhor]

Like I thought cloak mode was OP in crysis 1 but Cry 2 maximum armor is like 1 button god mode unless you play on post human I guess.

[lolpfhor]

Maximum armor is fucking dumb if you buff the duration

[theschmendrick]

Just curious: What setup are you using to run the game this well?

[AKImeru]

Pacifist run? More like, pacifist walk

[novriltataki]

first person walker

[Pwned000]

shooting4chumps

[theKonfusion]

it's funny how from easy to veteran you are invicible, but you really die fast in post-human.

[YellowoboeThe]

Maximum stroll.

[SithDarthGendo]

@infinitykiwi What is nanosuit then?

[ognamedjesus]

State of gaming in a nutshell.

[animefr33k]

@ognamedjesus maximum shi shiddeh

[jhunwhoo]

THIS IS ME GIVING A FUCK

[bentreeflip]

yeah everybody just play the game in hardcore mode and you'll see it really is a fake. you just can't do that in hardcore. This must be easy mode, don't believe everything you see, just so you can say "bouuuh crysis 2 too easy i want some challenge"...

[SithDarthGendo]

@bentreeflip

>yeah everybody just play the game in hardcore mode

Maybe you first?

Because I played on hardcore on my first walkthrough. On it you have the exact same ammount of health and armor as in the vid. Video is legit and you're just in denial.

[bentreeflip]

@SithDarthGendo

I did. Thats why i'm not sucking your boots like everyone else. And why I know this is a fake. Bye

[shaurz]

Walk in the park.

It's funny hearing the voices in Russian...

[Nagittchi]

Also I congratulate the creator of this video for following the mission name of this literally: "A Walk in the Park"

[Nagittchi]

:(

[gameboy100894]

oh crysis 2,why you so derp?

[mastermurder0]

You know you basically state in your video description why this video is stupid as shit. you're not playing on the hardest difficulty which happens to be unlocked when you play this supposedly easy "veteran" mode. So why didn't you do this first, then replicate it on post human warrior?

Oh right because you're a faggot.

[sunyboy333]

@mastermurder0 You mad kuz the game is casual as fuck?

You so mad.

[ViciousCannibal]

Inferior ruskie mudrace playing beta Crysis 2 on EZ mode.

[yupsi]

@ViciousCannibal 0/10

[ZephernVideos]

@ViciousCannibal

mad

[AlphaClassAndroid]

bull shit

[Phayish]

Buyer's Remorse: The Game

[Koaneye]

Sounds hard.

[buzzert1]

It's just way cooler in Russian.

[wuzlump]

Though he probably played on an easier difficulty with full upgrades ;)

[thelasthallow]

@wuzlump he clearly states it is on veteran.

[wuzlump]

They see me strollin', they hatin'

[neoduke007]

lol! Great stuff!. I did notice that you can just stand in the middle of an area and never die with the aliens. They stop shooting when your screen goes bloody. (if playing on FULL OFFICIAL LATEST VERSION on normal!)

Great upload though. I did laugh :)

[akeheel]

Is gabe newell in the tags just because his only option would be to walk like this?

(plus 2 months on episode 3)

[akeheel]

Literal "walkthrough"

[TheCoolGinger32]

Didn't have to sprint or anything. Wow.

[StathisK]

LIKE A FUCKING BOSS.

[Fishfish458]

The multi-million dollar pacifist

[sameerbio]

He's taking the 'stroll in the park' thing too far!

[BrosephTable]

Only the 3rd release in the finches and its alre

MAXIMUM ConsoleTarded!

[imraw17]

how does this prove it's not worth playing? Obviously the person playing refuses to try to get any amount of enjoyment...

[GayForJC]

@imraw17 Veteran is supposed to provide a challenge to people who obviously want to have fun beating this difficulty. When a game on the hardest difficulty allows you to just walk through it you might as well watch people play Pick up Sticks. at least that game provides a miniscule amount of suspense and effort.

[imraw17]

@GayForJC haha nice comparison. i'm just one to give a game a chance before I write it off as bad. But i will take this video to heart and not buy this and rent instead.

[LoboFHMod]

Cool story bro

FAKE

[Box0r0x0rz]

consolized piece of shit

[liljar1234]

@Box0r0x0rz Dude, he is clearly playing on PC. Look at the video bro.

[Box0r0x0rz]

@liljar1234 niga u serious?

[Galkatokk]

Videogames aren't videogames anymore. They're VIDAEDEOJOGAMAES.

[slavkkka]

in crysis 3 you will walk automatically.

[Peaty1992]

Looks like a hard game, I think I'll stick to CoD cause that's where all the professional gamers are

[Goonboy7777]

@Peaty1992 are you fucking kidding me? Get out with that pussy shit.

[Peaty1992]

@Goonboy7777

Lol how could you believe I had an ounce of seriousness in my last comment

[OreoYifu]

Babbys first shooter.avi

[BeamYosho]

THANKS AUTO HEAL I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU

WELL, OTHER THAN HAVING TO PLAY THE GAME

[1StIwY1]

Fucking consoles that continue to ruin PC gaming.

And thanks Crytek for your lies.

[a0001521]

why my video's in the related video?

[ardeesonic]

@a0001521 "gabe newell" is in the tags of this video, so you probably put those tags in your video too (but your video actually uses valve's audio)

[Chyaku]

Maximum not giving a fuck.

[shapetwist]

console players are killing games. if they didnt help make this sort of garbage profitable companies wouldnt bother

[Snake555666999]

мда...срусис, такой срусис.

[TubeofDestiny]

also, the AI has NOTHING to do with the dumbed down difficulty. It's a game design decision, they decided to let ANY player finish the game.

It's not the result of a poor AI, it's the result of a poor decision.

[bigcheesius]

aha, hopefully I didn't buy this game and I won't !

[animefr33k]

It's like paying for a walkthrough.

[SkyCaptainErebus]

Maximum console port.

[GermanHunt]

MAXIMUM FAIL!

[soundslave]

Looks like Halo, Thanks Crytek for being turds.

[Chebmeh]

Hey, at least grandma can play games, now.

[tedescowned]

WTF, THAT FUCKIGN A.I. NEEDS FIXING AND FAST

[bezoro2008]

@tedescowned say that to crytek, they said Crysis 2 AI is the best ever...

[TubeofDestiny]

@bezoro2008 dude, the AI code is excellent, it's the navigation system (which includes the path finding) that wasn't changed since Crysis 1.

With a crappy navigation system, a simple barrel/car in its path will turn any AI into the shittiest AI ever seen. Needless to remind you that Crysis 2 is filled with obstacles and elements affected by physics.

The AI team asked for a budget for a new navigation system, and the leader said "nope". Know who's to blame : the guys who made the decisions.

[bfe456]

they see me strolling they shootin

lmfao, the tags "Pew", "Gabe" and "Newell