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  • I PUT TOAST IN MY FREEZER, THEN EAT THE FREEZER.

  • why in the heck was this linked in a steam forums thread?

  • no they toast bread

  • @Mohawkman1997 @ThomasPercy99 Actually, to "toast toast" is a correct construction. Select verbs (having to do with preparing things mostly) can take as a direct object their future outcome; cf. "to bake a cake", "to prepare a meal", "to build a house", "to cook a lasagna".

  • Since when is Mario an electrician?

  • Notice how the toast flies through the ceiling?

  • OVER 9000 TOASTERS

  • I used to toast toast like you, but then I took an in the knee

  • why are this so loud so much?

  • all toasters, destroy ears

  • Actually all Toasters toast Pop Tarts, English Muffins, Bread and Crumpets NOT Toast

  • Toast is already toast... Why do you want to "toast toast"?... The word toast has really lost it's meaning to me now. It doesn't even look like a real word anymore. "TOAST."

  • so many things wrong with this

    bowser's sourpuss bread

    toasters toasting toast

    "you know what they say"...like, who in the world says that?

    and there's just way too many toasters. that's the real problem.

  • Why are these specific videos so loud?...

  • Really mario? Who says that besides you? :P

  • EAR RAPE

  • funny, I thought all toasters toasted bread

  • no all toasters toast BREAD!!!!!

  • Press 0, when Mario finishes saying "here's the problem" Press 3.

  • did you record this with a toaster?

  • I don't get it.

    

  • @TheBeachedSloth All toasters toast toast. It's simple.

    Umad bro? ;3

  • @TheBeachedSloth All toasters, toast toast.

  • How much toast could a toaster toast if a toaster could toast toast?

  • You cant toast toast in a toaster because toaster dont toast toast. Toaster toast bread, not toast, so if you wanna toast toast, make toast, then toast it again in a toaster, to make toast-toast. If you wanna toast bread, toast it in a toaster, dont toast toast k? :D

  • WHY

  • I laugh so hard every time. This is such a wtf video.

  • Not Wooden Toaster.

  • Bowser's sourpuss bread. On sale now.

  • press 3

  • Toasters toast bread.

    If you put toast in a toaster it gets burned

  • You know thinking about the joke he's accually making.

    The toasters are toasting Bowser Bread.

    and he is saying that Bowser is toast.

    Right?

  • YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO TOAST TOAST, SO I PUT A TOAST TOASTER IN YOUR TOAST TOASTER SO YOU CAN TOAST TOAST WHILE YOU TOAST TOAST

  • @Brianloller GAAAH so much toast!

  • HU-HUA, HERES THE PROBLEM! TO MANY TOASTER! TYOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOASTER TOAST TOAST. (bollywood outro music)

  • you dont toast toast you toast bread

  • Out of all things, why did it JUST happen to be toasters?

  • Who cares if all toasters toast bread? I like it better when he says "all toasters toast toast". Don't you be correcting Mario.

  • I thought what they say is the more the merrier?

  • and remember kids all toasters toast toast :D

  • but if you let sweetie belle make toast you will get soup

  • @brettsworld99 ...brohoof

  • @brettsworld99 SWEETIE BELLE! MAKE THE TOAST!

  • no!. all toaster toast bread

  • Roses are Red

    Violets are Blue

    In Soviet Russia

    All toasts toast toasters!!

  • what is the name of this show

  • @SPEED8419 it's a cutscene from a shitty video game made like 15 years ago called "Hotel Mario" for a crappy non-Nintendo console called the "CD-I," which was one of the first consoles to use CDs. It sucked major balls - there were also three Zelda games for the console which had cutscenes that were just as bad, and they're also all memes

  • Taste the sour puss of Bowser!

  • speakers... :'(

  • I tried toasting toast once...all I got were ashes.

  • In soviet Russa,toast toast toasters!

  • ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

  • *looks at thousands of negative comments and spam*

    Mario: Ah, here's the problem: too many posters!

    *deletes negative comments and spam*

    Mario: You know what they say: all posters post posts!

  • My toaster only toasts bread.  When I try to toast toast...IT BURRRRRRNS!

  • Wait.....I thought all toasters tosted bread. :\

  • LOL the comments are so philosphical! I'm so proud!

  • All toasters toast bread. If they toasted toast, what will you get? Burnt toast!

  • all toasters toast bread -_- hes teaching us wrong....

  • ummmmm....what was the purpose of "toasting toast" when all he was going to do was unplug the stuff, the animators really suck

  • i'm so fucking confused right now.

  • or...

    *sunglasses*

    is it the bagel?

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT REALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OF YOU LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WHITHIN TWO days u HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE OTHER VIDEOS.WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND THEN YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON YOUR SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY IT REALLY WORKs

  • @100Dylman Into the toaster with you.

  • @huhabah Sorry. I saw that comment on another video. I belived it and posted it to 5 random videos. This was one.

  • @huhabah Sorry. I saw that comment on another video. I belived it and posted it to 5 random videos. This was one.

  • Toasters don't toast toast. They toast bread.

  • in soviet russia, the toaster toast you.

  • does anybody say that toasters toast toast?

  • actually mario toasters toast bread, which then becomes toast, which also makes the meaning of life.

  • broken toasters don't toast anything

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA TOAST TOASTS TOASTERS! ZOMG!

  • 0:13 EARRAPE TOASTERS

  • Sometimes my toast isn't quite toasty, so I put it back in the toaster.

    I toast toast.

    I just blew your mind.

  • But it toasts it into toast. You don't bake eggs, sugar, flour, etc. You bake a cake.

  • @gigajake668 No, YOU will be baked. Then... there will be cake.

  • @gigajake668 but... but... its a lie!

  • @gigajake668 And as well all know, it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

  • All, Toasters, Do'h, Do'h!

  • If it is already a piece of toast why would you put it in a toaster? You put 'bread' in a toaster.

  • So he's not a plumber he is a electrician WTF DID PHILLIPS DO TO MARIO!!!!!!!

  • Save a robots life, don't toast your toast twice.

  • I now know the meaning of life

  • This raises so many questions!

    Why was the room filled with like 20 toasters?

    Why are they all plugged in?

    Why does Mario have bread?

    Why does Mario buy Bowser brand bread?

    Why does Mario put toast in a toaster as opposed to bread?

    Why does the bread fly out when you unplug it?

  • @cloudsat7326 I was also thinking (at 0:04) Who designs an outlet like THAT?

  • @cloudsat7326 Actually...

    It's a toaster factory

    Toasters need electricity.

    Mario is a plumber and a baker.

    Bowser pays him money to make bread for the Mushroom Kingdom.

    A good toast must be reheated in order to maintain the great flavor of the yeast in bread. Mario does this by pre-heating his bread to a perfect temperature where the bread becomes toast, then the toast is toasted to toast toasters that toast toasts.

    The sudden surge of electricity in the toaster makes the toasts fly out.

  • @cloudsat7326 who did put the bread in the toasters?

    who put the toasters there?

  • @cloudsat7326 Toasters will eject when they are unplugged, as the sliding part is held down by an electromagnet. However, the bread obviously wouldn't fly sky-high.

  • @cloudsat7326 WHO SAYS, "ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST!?!?"

  • @cloudsat7326

    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

    The world may never know.

  • @cloudsat7326 And the final question:

    Doesn't All toasters toast bread?

  • @cloudsat7326 its not mario's toast... its roy koopa's toast and toasters!

  • @cloudsat7326 And why is mario talking to nobody?

  • @cloudsat7326 My brain is fucked.

  • NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

  • I'd like to see this on mythbusters: Can a power failure be caused by plugging in over 9000 toasters into one outlet?

  • @Zendau007 lol yes! XD

  • Except the types who murder you.

  • I lol'd at the bad quality in the audio.

  • hahaha sourpuss bread :P

  • why woluld someone have SOOOOOOOOOOO many toaster's? WHIT TOAST INSIDE, COMON MAn, thumbs up if am right!

  • 43 pepole are buying bowser sourpuss bread to later toaster it like mario

  • Keep pressing 6 :D

  • All fuckers fuck fuck. LOL

  • that's like saying "all water heaters heat hot water"

  • for sum reason i wanna punch him for saying tht, makes me cringe

  • TOO MANEH TOWSTARS

  • in soviet russia, all toast toasts toasters

  • 4 o.s.t

  • I hope I'm not the only person who noticed that the toasters still toasted toast(or should I say bread?) even after Mario unplugged them.

  • Use the whimsical number keys to create your own terrible Big Beat Mario! Make terrible YTPMV's without the aid of Sony Vegas! 1-TOO MANY TOASTUHZ 2-Electricity sounds 3-AWL TOASTUHZ 4-OAST 5--Plug, pretty much useless. 6-Unspeakable amounts of toast flying into the air for no reason 7-Cowbell 8-Drum beat 9-Light cymbal sound 0-AHAUH, HE'UZ DA PRAWBLEM
  • King: Dinner

    Luigi: Lot'sa Speghetti

    Mr. Volcano: Breakfast

    Mario: Toast

  • no mario -_- all toasters toast BREAD

  • Once I called Bank Of America and pressed 1 (Other options) and the computer asked why I was calling to help better so I said ''All Toaster Toast Toast'' and the computer said ''To do that, you must log in'' and I was like WTF?

  • No Mario, all toasters toast bread

  • all sourpuss, sour puss.

    wait what?

  • you know what they say, all toasters

    *sunglasses

    toast toast

    YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

  • hint hint

  • in soviet Russia, all toast toast toasters!

  • All toasters, toast waffles. Der.

  • In case of an electrical short, shove as much bread (toast?) into a mutliple toasters, wait five minutes, then unplug the toasters.

  • All toasters toast toasters toast toasters toast

  • .........................What?­

  • Technically, toasters DO toast toast. If you think about it, it's destined to become toast. Next time you're about to make breakfast, you can tell your bread,"You're toast!" and watch them get confused.

  • The meaning of life.

  • " I do beleave you are familure with the phrase 'all bread crisping house hold apliances bake bread untill it is golden brown'"

  • i swear whoever did the writing for this game intended this as a joke

  • And from that day forward, all toasters, toast, toast.. Except they toast bread

  • A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATH RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY!!!

  • ty for the free ear rape -_-

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST, TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST SPAGGHETI!

  • All microwaves use microwaves

  • Press 1 for Too many toasters. ;D

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  • All mamas Luigi mama Luigi!

  • All waffles, waffle waffles!

  • Toasters actually toast bread

  • @MrOctagonapus O RLY? HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA!

  • Watching this video made a the combo meal smile...

  • PRESS 3

  • Wow, it seems that someone REALLY love toasters

  • you know what they say all spammers spam spam

  • You know what they say..? Who the fuck is they? I've never met someone who's said that.

  • 0:10 - 0:11 pause for laughter

  • Most spaghetti spaghetti's spaghetti

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  • There's never too many toasters.

  • He's toasting toast! And then he's going to toast me! Oh my GOOOOOOO-

  • Pause then UnPause then keep pressing 1 for Too Many Toasters.

  • 41 angry upstairs neighbors had 20 slices of toast explode through their floorboards.

  • no matter how many times i toast my toast it's still toast. :/

  • @roykoopa25 Probably because you didn't try unplugging the toaster right after inserting the toast. If it doesn't penetrate the ceiling, you're not doing it right.

  • One of the other funny things about this is how frickin random it was in the game. Who the hell comes up with the idea that the power is fluctuating because of a million goddamn toasters all plugged up into one outlet??? Well, maybe it makes sense if it was the same person who wrote all these Cutscenes.

  • @Crazy4krystal

    You don't see brilliance in that? Imagine it's your job to think of stupid levels for a shitty cd-i mario game. Is there ANYTHING more awesome you could have come up with than plugging 50 fucking toasters into one outlet causing the power to go out?

  • where does this meme come from

  • @GoldenHammer9999 Hotel Mario for the CDi.

  • if all toasters toast toast how do you toast a toaster?

  • Mario always gotta yell at my ear.

  • no shit mario no shit

  • What the fuck, Mario?

  • 0:02 20 toasters.

    0:04 15 plugs.

    0:07 1 loaf of toast.

    0:12 5 fucking plugs.

    WHERES THE LOGIC?!?!?!?!?

  • Gravity-defying toast right there. The roof is full of old toast.

  • 0:07

  • Once i toasted toast. I fed the ashes to my dog.

  • You know what they say: Loud videos rape ears!

  • I wonder what "Bowser's Sourpuss Bread" actually tastes like.

  • Not a chance, toast is toast, toasters toast toast & toasters tosting toast, toast toast.

  • the only thing they toasted was my ear D:

  • oh my god, my ear

  • You know what they say, when the stop sign flies away, the only balloons left are in the closet.

  • All breaders bread bread!

  • Who Says That?

  • You know what they say, all crack head plumbers crack crack!

  • im just going to say NO!!

  • You know what they say.. All toasters toast bread.

  • HUA HAH!

  • You know, has anyone realized that toasters toast BREAD and not toast? That's why 40 people hit the dislike button. They ended up with an extremely burnt piece of toast.

  • Who says that?

  • goodtimeretrocafe?