Geico drill sgt THE Real Version

[ladikat65]

Yeah, now that sounds like a REAL Drill Instructor

[MrJaxreid]

You know who else needs to chug on over to Mamby Pamby Land? Private Pyle!

[DJShawty2]

Dear friends, If you see garbage like this on Youtube, block the user and flag the video for misleading text. If enough people do it, the account will be suspended & the video removed.

Did you know that Youtube processes over ONE HUNDRED YEARS worth of video footage everyday? How much of it is time-wasting crap like this, rickrolls & other bullshit? Let's work together for a better internet.

Copy and paste this message wherever you find time-wasting garbage.

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[tylerguy12]

@DJShawty2

i thumbsed down, you.

this is not pollution of the net, this is actually kinda funny even thought ive seen Full Metal Jacket like 100 times. lets flag the "rickroll'd" videos though, im with ya on that.

also count in cat videos.

[masonnarrin]

ahahaha



[anthonypotter64]

funny commercial made more awesome!!!!! win!!!

[tazzboy77]

A little Full Metal Jacket

[XxfacepalmxX]

Drill Instructor*



[mcmarine777]

GySgt R. Lee Ermey is @ MCRD today. Kill!

[mcmarine777]

This vid is gonna get all the Marine Corps' Hats making comments about the army's "drill sergeant" comment. It's ok, everyone knows who runs the tightest recruit training on Gods earth.......

[qwertykid7900]

I love dis commercial

[lonewolf379th]

The Gunny ROCKS!!!

[zfischer55]

the army has drill sergeants marines have drill instructors

[DJGrazzyGraz]

Terrible dubbing and horrible reuse of clips? Only one word for it...gay.

[TheRagnarokknight]

why didn't they do it like that? if only we had the freedom like we used to, but the fcc gets tighter and tighter on their censors everyday! i guess t.v programming will never be the same...

[puppykitty22]

Stupid people

We just wanna watch the original version

Don't say it is if it's not you big fat idiot!

[sexybitchesforlife]

thats fucking funny im givin u a lot of likes

[jordanrb1996]

it would have been so funny if they mixed the commercials up and sent this one on the air

[Raechi12]

@jordanrb1996 Eres pendejo o nomas te ases?

[jordanrb1996]

@Raechi12 No I just imagine how people would react. Keep your stupid comments to yourself and I'll keep mine to myself

[kittyhawk95ll]

i prefer the orignal it was better

[BleedingEmissary]

Okay I know he was a Drill Instructor, not a Drill Sergeant. HUGE difference. Still an awesome commercial, though.

[Hoot1SFD]

Therapy just went fuckin' nuclear!! Damn! Gunny at his finest!!

[hiboybadas]

Great remake. Dont listen to these people who had to cover their ears because they're offended! It was a funny commercial but thats what we hear when we watch it anyway

[jsb480]

this is a lot better than the original...

[canaanclb]

why did he give him a tissue? he had just yelled at him, saying, YOU WILL NOT CRY! oh, well. you gotta love r. lee. ermey.

[demonikfunk]

YOU HAD BEST START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFF LINKS OR I WILL DEFINATLY FUCK YOU UP!

[fattybuccha72190]

Director: RONALD! JUST FOLLOW THE FUCKING SCRIPT!

[rip1234able]

Thanks for trying, but I liked the original better.

[zebradun6]

Yup, that's the way he woulda said it if not for the namby, pamby censors at the studio!

[BrentD2010]

Oh wow, I didn't see that one coming. I couldn't possibly have imagined it was going to be a have FMJ dubbed into it some how, once I saw several of the prior comments made.

[We24ever]

Thanks for trying, but I liked the original better. The sound is out of sync with the video and, to me, that ruins it. You can see him saying "Jack-wagon" several times. But, good effort.

[Hoschi0913]

you just ruined the funniest commercial ever....dumbass

[mediajunkie2007]

@Hoschi0913 everyones a critic

[Hoschi0913]

@mediajunkie2007

not really a critic,i just love the "original" one,you can not top it in my opinion and sorry for the dumbass

[TeAmBuCkWiLd1]

@Hoschi0913  dammmnnnn you!~

[zwicksan]

@Hoschi0913 Incredulous!

You have the audacity to call him a dumbass? I suggest you look in the mirror if you want to see one!

He’s most likely done more for his county including 32 years of volunteering for the Corps’ Toys for Tots program than probably everyone you know combined.

Your English is poor and it rarely fails when someone with a limited vocabulary like you, must resort to profanity. You are a joke!

[Hoschi0913]

@zwicksan

i think i need to clear something up for you,

1. the dumbass was directed toward the person who changed the commercial,for which i did apologized since it wasnt appropriate

2. i know that R.Lee served this Country outstandingly,therefore i wouldnt dare to call him anything

3. you may not know it ,but not for all people on here english is their native language,try to convince me that you are not as poor in my language (which is german) ,so it seem the joke !! is you Sir

[canaanclb]

0:48 best part

[aabceacba]

LOL, good thing I went to the bathroom before watching this, THIS WAS GOOD!!!

[GoldRush071]

Wheres the Orignal???

[mediajunkie2007]

@GoldRush071 check the right side

[GoldRush071]

@mediajunkie2007 ok thanks

[Fawksau]

What is your major malfunction, numb nuts!?

[jorc76]

from black ops hostil dogs inbound

[beee89]

I hate how he calls him a Drill Sgt, he was in the Marine Corps they are called Drill Instructor get it right gah!

[kattowitz4]

WHOS THE SLIMEY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?

[LucaviAD]

fail

[xNeo2Rememberx]

Someone needs to air this.

[jnimmy12]

Me nd my friends STILL joke about this

In the middle of class

someone starts it by saying "thats why the color yellow makes me sad.."

someone ends it by "tissue? baby.."

[bman4099]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

[ST4leave]

@bman4099 last person i saw say that got like 96 thums up. why are you saying that?

[thecowboy1512]

wow. you can tell thats fake.



[KouriRyu]

@thecowboy1512 Duh it's fake.  He's not even trying to lip synch it. It's still one of the funniest things I've seen in about a year.

[Cavalierman1000]

@thecowboy1512 thanks for pointing that out idiot

[ejimmy1995]

should have made explosion when he throws the tissue box

[9986txnstud]

@ejimmy1995 (FROM BLACK OPS) throwing sticky!!!!



[aabceacba]

Nice video,....I mean commercial lol.

[22centman36]

who the heck would have a former DI a therapis? WTF

[rosemarie8762]

drill INSTRUCTOR not sergeant

[msmccrimmmon]

yeaaaa, i thought i was about to watch something funny!

[TheKyle0812]

This sux you just repeated parts of the video and added cursing

[Zomb1eX]

@TheKyle0812 no duh dumb ass

[michiganman678]

awesome

[mattapan26]

Right out of Full Metal Jacket, with this same D.I.

[420grizzdipper]

i think you should have used diffrent parts of the movie like when he was yelling at pile

[pillowmonsters3]

The lipping was WAY off

[sspate16]

Tissue?

[nflannery59]

I TOOK A HUGE DUMP TODAY

[keyguy13]

HA HA HA :) Nice. Kinda shitty editing but funny

[mnjdog322]

LOL!!!!!!!

[AUStudentKJH]

Press 5 to see what I think you should do! Thumbs up if you agree!!!



[lilmisschatterbox463]

how com nobody has the real commercial?



[VinsaneOne]

That was the best drill sgt version yet!

[starwarsisfunny]

You had best unfuck yourself or i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck...that made me die

[RobinApprentice]

I tried to get an appointment with this therapist but hes booked until next century. :[

[imca111]

My psychology teacher played this in class thinking it was "the real" commercial.... you can imagine his surprise when he realized otherwise :D LMAO!!!!! thank you soooo much

[kovu1212]

too funny, great job.

[jordan2921]

i think im switching to geico

[squidink0204]

horrible lip sync but quite funny

u had best done fuck urself

[aaronzack14]

11 people are mad because R. LEE ERMY wont knock some sence into them

[mahaLoLolo1]

Now THATS what R. Lee Ermey was made for.

[MsAutobodyman]

great commercial

[pandemicajl]

I will unscrew ur head and shit down ur neck

[CandleAshes]

have all the people who are saying that this sucks seriously never seen Full Metal Jacket? that's the whole point of the commercial to begin with, so it might just as well sound like that.

great vid. wish the voice-over was louder. but really funny nonetheless

[kelladine101]

Boooooo!

[phacopidrama]

9 people just signed their own death warrants!

[redoctober2008]

great fake

[ToriJonas97]

no, this is not the way it sould have been! This sucks!

[fantomlord12]

@ToriJonas97 You suck.

[ExplorerDS6789]

0:04- "I want to be Rod Serling."

[MrChristian13000]

XD OMG He's so funny!

[rleary1]

Good vid but you need to increase the volume on the dub. Otherwise, perfect!

[HunterKiller762]

why dont they use this one?

[joed051]

The six people who disliked this are JACKWAGONS!!

[jkrpsyche3286]

The fairy fucking godmother.....! Lol gold!

[jkrpsyche3286]

ROTFFLMMFAO! I love this guy! I love this video... And so does my therapist! Awesome video!

[govermantcheese]

Just like my DI from 1974 awesome

[SimpleJars]

That is NOT the Real Version. You actually misplaced the characters voices and put some lame sounds

[gamefreak1000000]

@SimpleJars What are you 8? He always curses. He didn't in the ACTUAL commercial because of stupid FCC regulations.

[nflt1960]

@SimpleJars It's the real version with a voiceover of the same actor (R. Lee Ermey) from years ago when he played the drill seargeant in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket.

[nflt1960]

@SimpleJars It's the real version with a voiceover of the same actor (R. Lee Ermey) from years ago when he played the drill sergeant in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket.

[gamefreak1000000]

That was the best version ever. It should have been this way if it wasn't for the stupid FCC!

[cheongyei]

Ah, that is special. The way it should have been.

[Ismanuel]

LMFAO!!

[TheCossackWolf]

Hilarious! 

[PoliceAcademy1000]

He seems tense.

[AirBiscuitTryOuts]

"i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!".. GOLD! +5

[manny9486]

Ahahahaha, this video is awesome.

[RainbowRadium]

Hahah tissue?

[drummertech57]

Excellent!

[smartuy1]

lollolololololololol

[NatWolff43567890]

Jack Waggon

[amirforman]

I am sure he used this language when he was in military.

[PerfectDisasterWBC]

@amirforman And they still use it or at least my 3 drill instructor and the Senior Drill instructor used it.

[dave54303]

Awesome

[Oneofakind407]

I got your name, I GOT YOUR ASS

[Americanpatriot777]

@Oneofakind407 Best line of all time.

[theaxis2000]

IM GUESSING THE PERSON THAT VOTED THUMBS DOWN IS A JACKWAGON THAT GETS SAD AT YELLOW?

[Dubulous111]

@theaxis2000 hahahahaha

I love nuggets

[theaxis2000]

DUDE, I SPRAYED COFFEE ON MY MONITOR

[xxShinobi09]

@theaxis2000 Screenshot, or it didn't happen.

[64iceprincess]

@theaxis2000 I just watched it 3 times in a row and sent link to my bf...lmfao!!!

[JustinRulezD00D1]

lmfao

[williamdouglasb]

Great job!