Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 71 (Funny Halo Bloopers and Screw-Ups!)

[XBOXGHOSTLYASSASIN]

this was funny like every other week and geoff always said funny jokes and i agree with dinopuppy12

[zeroFlLMS]

@3:35 ... everyone dies...

[zeroFlLMS]

@1:25 I WANNA HEAR THE JOKE.

[Dinopuppy12]

Why is there joke too funny?!?!?  the public needs to hear it

[davidmckenna96]

2:22 how is a spartan rolling?????!?!

[MegaHalo3boy]

@davidmckenna96 armor ability evade thats how 

[RakknarL]

WTF? no top comments?

[HeavenhoundVII]

i beleive the Headlong remake shown here has been renamed Breakneck

[TheWoods117]

@aljgreer1 i do to

[aljgreer1]

i wanna know the joke that geoff said was too funny for fails of the weak!!!!!

[CoDBOZombieSlayer97]

for the hundreth fails of the weak u should do 20 fails instead of 10

[MrShanemike]

It's hard to even target an enemy with a Spartan Laser he betrayed his TEAMATE WOW!!!

[delaneyel]

you should to halo combat evolved fails!

[Arcanus4444]

what's the fucking joke?

[TheRoboticPen]

I'm pretty damn sure GhOstbustTyler is the red guy in the first one, because I remember doing that as a guest on my friend's Xbox.

[drewsson]

Okey headlong is a great map but what the hell, if u want to bring back a halo 2 map then bring back lock out!

[colombiangamerz]

tell the damm joke

[TheGresh2000]

what was the joke

[jokerfan24]

And now we shall never know the secret joke that was said that day.

[gokushivum]

what was the joke

[21jayface]

SANDWHIICH!!!!!!

[TaskSquadDelta]

@21jayface no no no its SANDVICH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDjford]

Wow i have been watching these clips since#1 and only now just noticed that it's fails of the WEAK not Week... sad face

[ponage98]

roses are grey

violets are grey

i am colorblind

fuck

[figyfigy754]

Jack probably liked that second fail.

[Gonecrofi]

2:58 how does the guy get more kills then all the other players

[RealGummyBEarsonfire]

@FatalError0000 its Week not Weak :D im not a spelling notzie i just thought id point that out

[BitchesDoGlitches]

@RealGummyBEarsonfire it is weak look at teh title

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

"He somehow rejacked his jack jack"

[MrRobotchicken10]

i think i am the driver in the warthog.......

[SlayerPork]

if you dislike this video, you shouldnt be watching it any way..

[WafflezDay]

@SlayerPork That doesn't even make sense. They would have to decide whether or not they dislike it AFTER watching it... so, your statement is dumb :P

[giantgum97]

I love the tags "grunt flying FTW"

[TheRoastedBunny]

i wonder what the joke was lol

[J6MADDOX6]

one time I jumped off of the tower on spire and I thought I had armor lock on but when I failed to hit the gravity stack tower things and I tried to use my armor ability so when I hit the ground and used it the hologram was activated right when I died so it came out as a random white elite...weird

[TopicSkull11]

1:30 whats the joke

[xxHighCaliberFilmsxx]

There used to be thousands of Spartans, all well trained and ready to defend humanity. But then, two humans known as Jack and Geoff started an entertainment program in which most of them were killed for people's amusement. When the Covenant attacked, the humans were defenseless, wishing they'd never signed that contract.

[Metaknight251]

3:38

DOUBLE LARIAT!!!!

[Minecrafter9100]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!

[Minecrafter9100]

YES! I'M THE DRIVER AT 1:16-1:26!!!!!

[TheMrilikefunny]

1:13 suck my own dick like a boss.

[Ribuscus]

@3:27 very funny

[BlindzDubStep]

haha that was me who got that collate spawn kill!!!! :D

[DrPowellman]

0:50 he believed he could fly

[TheTeddyIsALiar]

0:43 Yo dawg, I heard you like jacks so I jacked your jack...

[818metalhead661]

I play halo over cod becacuse of the fails

[theZombieSlayerSxg]

Nice

[nintendo009cyborg]

how do they move the camera that way?, i mean, the camera goes all over the place, someone know how i can do that?

[TheAmericanDiablo]

now i want the halo maps

[PlinkFoyd]

h re jacked his jacked jack jack :)

[ARROWtheFURRYfox]

...the freaking description

[paynexkillerAOTF]

That scared the shit out of me.

[overload374]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Y U N DY?!

I JUST STUCK YOU

[megamanX1100]

how do u record video on halo reach? lol

[CorneRutten043]

I don't recognize the 9th fail map... Can anyone tell?

[calebino12]

I was playing the assasins creed map and i was the zombie, and my four friends decided to charge me and I was like "Heck NO!" and i killed 3 of them. LOL

[xxlinexmodxx]

you forgot the joke

[pimpful100]

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[ValidArgumentGaming]

@pimpful100 It's a little late for Happy Holidays.

[JPCjaxter]

@pimpful100 free microsoft points?

[iamSnip3rOne]

those betrayals were Walshy backflips

[abiterpwnsu]

the last fails was a betrayl look at the blue in the ghostxD

[WolfGamer117]

Haha great thanks for including my clip at 1:35 :D

If you would like to see more or me failing, check out my channel!

[forsakedsorrow]

wait... fail for the weak? is this a pun, or just a mistake made a long time?

[DTPaustinDTP]

@forsakedsorrow A pun

[halo2watcher121]

clusterfuck at 3:32

[ReapersPizza]

I git th... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[Huh127]

Is the guy the sniped the dude when he jumped out of mongoose BladeDylan988?????? Cuz the same thing happen in the same spot

[ChaChaHalo]

Great videos i love the Fails of the Weak. Ive been posting some on my file share lately and i have a couple that you might enjoy. If you ever get a chance add me on my xbox account-------tatertotMania---­--- for interesting fails! thanks

[eddiemixer1]

Roses are red

Viloets are blue

Porn hub is down

Fails will do

[dashrp1]

@eddiemixer1 i know thats right

[lifeishardboy121]

@eddiemixer1 WHATTTTTTT?????



[XGamertech01]

@eddiemixer1 how original jackass...

[SuperMiningCrafter50]

@eddiemixer1 *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap (o)Y(o)

[khai2die4]

@eddiemixer1 PORN HUB IS NEVER DOWN

[RyderNeadson]

@eddiemixer1 how old are u?

[PraetorianOverlord]

@eddiemixer1 How do I get the headlong map?

[apocklington1]

MOAM needs you!

[themadlemon42]

Roses are red

violets are-

oh no one fuucking cares

[bloodwolf8103]

3:20 he killed caboose NOOOOoooooooooo!

[gravy337]

two forty that was planned there were only like two kills the entire game

[ZerkonGaming]

@gravy337 capture the flag....

[cowman9100]

FTW Cool guys don't look at explosions!! (lonely island)

[cgabyr1]

I like how the grunt lands with the others on 2:21 XD

[watchereIcome]

at2:08 is not rech its anniversery

[Altered666Mind]

love fails of the weak!!!

[simon74965]

what do you get when you hit an ass a b***h

[simon74965]

whats the joke

[Emboar84]

joke = whyd the chicken cross the road ?

because it did

[XxSpaCeUnIcOrNxX]

Why are they all the same now!?!?!? It's getting lame, especially the first one...

[FatalError0000]

The one who got Spawn Sniped: No fucking way! This is going to Fails of the Weak!

*Meanwhile...*

The one who Spawn Sniped: No fucking way! This is going to Anoj's Top 10 Snipes!

Both people wins eitherways. :D

[Darkside780]

...The first one sucked big time...that's how the game is played, why would it be?...Never mind. After episode 30 or so they all got either the same, or just bad...

[PianoMan6350]

JACK GEOFF HELP can u tell me how you change ur "roosterteeth" logan on ur video. plz can u tell me

[koenigsegg1000]

i bet i can beat almost everyone in banshee battles, specially in halo 1 for pc... challenge me if u dare...

[theworldwidegameplay]

hey i just noticed that they spell weak wrong.

[robertlee79]

@theworldwidegameplay no im sure they spelled it right. its a joke you stupid asshole.

[databaseb]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

White van in the neighborhood

This seems legit

[minininja12100]

talk about getting double crossed

[smileyone1968]

Just noticed something.When its buffering use the arrow keys to play a game

[TheGameWanker69]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Ive Got a Gun

Get in the Van

[axelvsroxas12]

@sammydems roses are red violates are blue i suck at poetry and so do you :P

[sammydems]

Roses are grey,

violets are grey.

I'm colorblind,

And I suck at poetry.

[V2Blast]

Loved that last clip. Utterly obliterated from both sides... (...that sounded sexual.)

[White420Russian]

spawn and dead... hehehe your welcome...

[TheC4Detonator]

the first one isnt a fail just a fail at life

[jemo1117]

roses are gray

voilets are grey

im colourblind

tell me the joke!

[SixStringManiac11]

@deadman2450 FUCKINNNNNNN SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePandaProductions]

@deadman2450

your poem sucks

you're trying to be cool

but you stole that from 9gag

so screw you too.

[MrJonas3211]

@deadman2450 9GAG!

[AlexTorres1988]

@deadman2450 9gag whore...

[ValidArgumentGaming]

@deadman2450 Fuck you, you stole that from 9Gag.

[DABIGGERBIL]

Has DA BIG GERBIL been on any of these because i have not watched for a while and if so what episode is it?

[TenInches1000]

the joke musta been something to do with a warthog entering a hole...

[2gameplayer]

10 bucks says he forgot the joke

[Duwu772]

Whats the joke

[bomblet55]

1:30 what map is that!

[HaloReachMcFarlaneHD]

@bomblet55 Its Breakpoint from the Noble Map-Pack DLC !

[Rarkoth]

@bomblet55 *facepalm*

[reachfanatic1234]

More like retards of the weak because these are mostly just people sucking not failing

[Spydr331]

gotta look both ways before crossin the street

and dont jump out in front of that jeep!

[unleashedtheworld]

Roses are red

violets are blue

I got a knife...

So do you?!?

[gage20005]

So I found out how to choose what side of your vehicle you need to be looking at the side u wanna jump off of

[minerman485]

where is the new episode

[xtermsharky]

there is no joke thats the joke,

[x7Firedog7x]

THIS COMMENT DOESN'T APPLY TO THIS VIDEO! BUT IT'S IN THE SAME FORMAT AS ALL OTHER COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO!

[ChuckingDynamite]

YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!

[ChuckingDynamite]

:34 FROM HALO 2!!!!!!!

[littlemann211]

damnit i lost the game

[Marees1963]

ikr wat is da jooookkkeee!!!!!!!!

[HeyChicaBumpBumpn]

anybody notice how at the end when the blues get ran over and splattered that the other blues are going inside looking for the flag that is sitting right there on the blown up mongose.?

[vampireboy114]

dame this sukes

[DJBlackHAWK909]

@strangefire97 that hurt my ears lol

[IVONNE1706]

la hormiga atomica jaja xd (the atomic ant) 1:19

[misterMusicify]

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[strangefire97]

i started the video and nearly shat my self at how load they were

"WHATS UP GUYS" R.I.P headphone users

[RevolverOcelot1]

You know it's kind of funny to see a PS3 commercial on a video for an xbox 360 game.

[bifbuzz237]

whats the ******* joke is

[DainbRamAGedNinja481]

"he somehow rejacked his jacked jackjack" -jack...i loled

[BAALSPARTAN]

Where is this joke?

[bobb11able]

Wats the dang joke?

[CrusixBlade]

The joke? That you won't sleep at night because they figured out that its easy to buggy the hell out of someone by saying there is a joke just because it would bother them.

[DaDuncanDonuts]

joke...?

[LolCreations09]

Do u guys know if there will be a halo movie that actually goes to theaters

[Voider74KS]

A lot of volumes you got there...since 2010.......ANd you can watch them all in about 2 hours......HOW MANY WORK DONE FOR 2 HOURS OF FUN! xD xD xD

[shadowchao346]

love at 3:42 the other blue is like i got it don t worry

[MASTERCHIEFNZO2]

annoying start

[KANDYKIDZ911]

ohhh!.....shit

[81gingerale]

roses are red

violets are blue

look at the size of your pinky

thats the size of your winky

[padro1padro5padro5]

Geoff, Ima come at you like a spider monkey.

[trickyday100]

The joke?

[BlackoutOmega]

@legodude499 It won't.

[legodude499]

@BlackoutOmega

damit!

[nate96ification]

1:50 who knew Chuck Norris played halo i thought he was to awesome :/

[BloodzIchixao]

@nate96ification Cool story bro...why don't you tell us again.

[nate96ification]

@BloodzIchixao i can or if your saying that to be a jerk then i wont :}

[lazman464]

i had a 0.8 sec respwan and died

[Kikame15]

You will die in seven days if you dont play call of duty modern warfere 3 for 16 hours straight without geting tired. If you do then tommorow will be the best day of your life

[unthinkableglitches1]

@Kikame15 That would kill me. I hate CoD.

(Dont hate me i have reasons)

But ill do it for 200 bucks.