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  • 0:50 Dex, you're holding the knife wrong. Hold it so it points sideways. The way it is now, you'll stab yourself in the dick.

  • @mikolyshka thats how the british hold it lol jk :D

  • seriously why is everyone bitching about the top 2 comments being the same? they are only the same if you bitch about it.

  • i think i just watched the whole episode of story mode. shit im addicted.

  • wats the song at the end

  • Do you think Dex and Lyle actually enjoy doing Storymode at all?

  • I wish I had the life of a machinima director. or at least a machinima guest star. I have a machinima in mind but im having trouble trying to make it funny

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  • ah

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Family re-union at KFC!

  • This is shit, fuck it. Start making fucking sanity not included!

  • @sethsoulhunter They are making it and it's oveer half an hour or somethin.

  • Looks like it says "Story Mide"

  • So why DID the chicken cross the road dex?

  • @CholoDeGames huh

  • @CholoDeGames wut machinimas been on youtube if thas what your saying

  • Balldicktits.

  • Frikkin Itouch :( I MENT TO SAY Ashley tisdales idk how to spell last name

  • Peach in the plumbers looks like ashley Tisza

  • mario sucks in his irl job loool why do you think he's taking mushrooms?

  • i hate it when the 2 top rate comment are identical only this time IT IS TRULY IDENTICAL

  • wats the song playing at 6:18 calld????

  • @elink5298 Noisestorm - Ignite

  • @AlausValdytojas k, Thanks :D

  • That dog running away was gold.

  • stick to your cartoons.

  • The two highest rated comments are the same exact thing...

  • @LawlHaiGaiz yet one has 58 more...Guess the other gut is hated

  • @LawlHaiGaiz not any more

  • @LawlHaiGaiz how do these always manage to be the top comments thus rendering them wrong?

  • @starseekerX7 Haha, I didn't mean for that to get top comment, at the time that I posted that (3 months ago), they were the same so I was just saying something about it.

  • @LawlHaiGaiz not anymore lol

  • wow, dex's neighbors must love him...

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  • The only "over the top action" I saw was a dude deepthroating a banana.

  • No need to be angry at everyone bitching, It`s just their way of showing love.

  • HIGHLY OUTDATED NEWS!! YAY ^^ fuck this

  • MATT IS AWESOME!

  • wtf

  • None of you Idiots know Animation takes Time *FacePalm* and If you've been fans of Dex & Lyle ever since 2008 (Longer than most of You) You should know it take's time to write a script you Idiots, and Spaz has to take time to Animate, he even stated "He doesn't care about any of you" So Lay off you Children.

  • really if you guys jak off to sni so much that you cant wait a month you need to get a life and anyone that hates it then stop bitching and dont watch it

  • here is a idea for every one bitching on youtube go to your twitters and bicth about theres not been sanity for bit so all the people that following you can see how gay you are a stop doing so

  • @fatmeankid91 ur making it sound like a youtube without sni is a bad thing.

    its a gift! thank u lyle and dexter for not poluting youtube with any more of ur garbage!! :D

  • @vicwaters87 no am not however every day i get on youtube i watch one dexs vids or story mode somebody is bitching becuse of no sni am simble saying to everyone that bitchs they need to stop or take it to twitter that way all of there so called friends see who they really which is a whiny bitch insted of some badass trying to be cool

  • @fatmeankid91 how can you stand watching lyle and dexs crap every day?

  • @vicwaters87 becuse they are funny and i mostly have noothing eles to do

  • @fatmeankid91 Dex did say that they are working rally hard on it and that people should stop bitching

  • guys shut up with "more sanity WAHH WAHHH" ur all gay for whining and crying. it will return lyle and dex are working on it. just stop being babies and grow up awesome things take time.do u ahve any idea how long it takes to make certian videos/shows. wait and grow up

  • din no one honestly see the update for sanity? it was on like 4 different channels 

  • SANITYYYYYYY NOT INCLUDED PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • more sanity fuck this is gay

  • y so srs?

  • At 4:27 what's the music in the background? It always plays in machinima videos but I've never heard what it's called.

  • fuck this more sanity!!!

  • Tac Knife? How about Tac Butcher Knife!!!

  • @supersayien u have a gay name

  • @super sayien u have a gay nme

  • the number of

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  • wow

    its like u two just get unfunnier and unfunnier with each video you make

  • I wonder how tall is Lyle o_O

  • Why did I watch this. I saw all these clips already.

  • dex and lyle made this so much better tha nar

  • 4:51, Lyle's Facebook duck face profile pic.

  • why do americans pronounce it as "mar-rio"? Its "Ma-rio" THERE ARE NOT 2 R's!

  • @Schism704

    because 'mar-rio' is how the man himslef says it.

  • LOL british comedy sucks

  • 3:11 BANANA DUUDDEEEEE !!

  • i love the ad at the end so much

  • I DONT GET ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why does Dexters jokes have to be so complicated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

  • Over The Top Action bit. That was basically all the Transformers films in a nutshell.

  • why is dex wearing a shirt from brink

  • Dex doenst know how to hold a blade and a gun at the same time.

  • 3:11 BANANA DUUUUDE!!!!!!!!

  • OMG Lyle's attempt at growing a beard is spotty sad

  • Whens the next sanity coming out..i'm sad.

  • @TheMRBINKER check his channel he has an update video on that

  • @PersonMan145 They're making the finale right now.

  • 0:55 ja, a fucking kitchen knife...

  • my name is chris so i thought dex was talking to me at the end i was scared that he knew my name

  • neighbours must hate dex.

  • Yay my fix of lyle and dex for another week :). Wow that sounded really homosexual :/

  • funniest storymode episode ever

  • please bring back SNI there are lots of people who miss it :'(

  • Wow, omfg. I have the same fucking shirt as Lyle O.O

    And I'm wearing it right now O.O

  • story mode sucks

  • @Massakre8492nd if anyone has ever held a gun would know, he would have tired himself out and wouldn't have good aim because of the slight recoil. but the way he was holding was perfect to stab himself or if he wanted to reload the gun with his knife. you were close though, just minus the SEALS part (i'm not past prebuds). trolly-noob

  • ....

  • please..bring back sanity not included..

  • Where the fuck is the real sanity not included?!?!?

  • dat ass... *Sniffle sniffle*

  • fallout 3 poster in the background... yay

  • Dexters hair is incredible!

    I'm so jealous :(

  • didnt they say SNI wouldnt becoming out for like a month or 2 because of a project they are doing

  • TBH I prefered it when they metioned machinima's not only on the machinima channel but univeraly throughout youtube.

  • The chicken cross the road because Sanity Not Included wasn't maked anymore.

  • everyone needs to stop asking about SNI.

    Dex clearly explained what is happening in the last episode of Storymode. They have been currently working on a new project for the past month and is still in production for another month or 2.

    Please thumbs up this comment so people will stop bxtching

  • Did Dexter start playing Yu-Gi-Oh?

  • hey i failed to listen to dex and lyle and i whine like a whore about sanity.

    can i have thumbs up now?

  • @stuffiscoolandstuff u can have thumbs down :D

  • Sad ... this is just sad.

  • What the hell happend to machinima?

  • Gay

  • What am I wacthing?

  • Send your shit to directors@machinimacom, cus ya'know, they'll totally respond.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? WHY?

  • the Plumber looks kinda like the series There will be Brawl

  • chill out guys SNI are just taking a break they will be back :)

  • @GreatVladimir it hasnt ended there doing a special realy long animated version so please give them time.

  • @shadowfoxthaiproduct really? oh, thats sexy

  • @shadowfoxthaiproduct it's been 3weeks...

  • @GreatVladimir You know, if you even watched one of the story modes or watched the update videos on Guitarmaster's and Dex's channel, you would know what would be going on. Not to mention there are other videos you could watch (even though SNI is more awesome) to pass the many weeks before they upload SNI 13

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  • Knife....Gun......KNIFE GUN.

  • sanity has come out for almost a month..... :(

  • 1st! oh wait

  • Are you a plumber or a building inspector?

  • holding the knife like a noob

  • @reccaman104 yeah, cause you know how to hold it properly mr. Navy SEAL

  • cool now i need to find unit1027's comment

  • @TuttyGazza tip: ctrl + F

  • @Massakre8492nd tip: its not the name its the page.. lol

  • @TuttyGazza ...? open a tab with all comments, CTRL+F then input name, dude... aaahhhh, my bad, i forgot to put important thing

  • Dex would make a kickass survival protagonist in games, anyone else agree? heh, bandolier, tactical knife, revolver, looks freaking epic enough.

  • @koruleigh978 and Final Fantasy or No More Heroes

  • @koruleigh978 you are obviously gay.

  • @Rajkozuluf you are obviously an ignorant piece of shit. you're the third person I've read the comment on videos in my subscription to say "gay" as an insult. I say one comment that didn't use expletives, and you call me gay. daddy never accepted you for being gay? Probably, asshole.

  • Where is sanity not included :(?

  • Lyle needs to learn how to shave...

  • thumbs up if you are the 305 viewer

  • @erykkkkkkkk no fag

  • Lyle looks really tall. How tall is he?

  • COMIC-CON

  • this shits JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY! >=D

  • carry .50 cal bullet belt and use revolver

  • @Kapetozzo he's British... they have Hogwarth after all... and five o' clock, we can't forget about that... and ACCENT! it's very important, Wheatley had one...

  • why did the chicken cross the road? to see if there was any new episodes of  sanity over on the other side of the road...*budum tssss*

    Realy? Where is it?

  • FAGS

  • gosh darnit! What Machinima do all day?!!11

  • I just LOVE Dex's intros

  • What part of Bradford is he in? ;P

  • wheres sainty?

  • @sonic5757 Sanity is on Sundays, dumb fuck.

  • i pick the gorilla for this video

  • i love this show but if u are honest its practicly a video game version of rwj's =3 which rules by the way.

  • CASEY ANTHONY NOT GUILTY WTF!!!

  • Steve head in beginning of vid

  • that was a nice drum set

  • @TripleFinC agreed :) beautiful set

  • @AForgottenSecret wish both of mine where that nice

  • i wish i had a pair of lyle's glasses :/

  • Sanitation not included!

    Lyle the plumber!

  • @ScarletComet9 Yes, is more coming up. In Season 02! The last episode was 13, so the last episode of the season.

  • make more sainty not included

  • Lanky ass Lyle..

  • man lyle looks like my brother in-law

  • walkies walkies

    space walkies

  • RIP Sanity Not Included.. :( i miss you :(

  • @Waverunner95 It's still around. They are making a super special episode for the finale. They should it's like what a movie is to a tv show.

  • @Waverunner95 whats happened to it?

  • @Waverunner95 there still making it

  • @Waverunner95 it hasnt ended there doing a special realy long animated version so please give them time.

  • @Waverunner95 Why did you say that SNI isn't dead

  • @Waverunner95 u do know that they are working on season 3 right? its gonna be so fucking awesome each episode is like 30 minutes

  • Digitom Deadspace - Just awful, really, do elites even fucking look like necromorphs? No. Escpecially not when they're all zealots and brown holding a damn sword.

    Mario how it should have ended - lolololololol funny as hell.