NEDS Kru Here You karaoke Ya Bawbags!

[eilidhhendry]

He's fucking Scottish ya mad fanny !

[MegaLochgelly]

Sad and depressing;-(

[Technorgasm]

bucky!!



[charlie19812007]

@ppunk4 get them fuckin told!

[TheRedmuzzy]

it is funny cuz my mum has more muscles :L

[charlotte10913]

this is so ture lolx x#

[geopyt]

am gonny kick yer baw

[CleanClearCleaver97]

Sooo Funny, I love it! :P

[geopyt]

am gonny pumyer mawe

[98whistler]

lol does anyone else realise the small child runnin away in the background

[whitbyjet65]

This is how we see Scotland here in Europe. Uneducated, no culture and England's bitch.

[damianm2]

@whitbyjet65 actually scotland has one of the best educational systems in europe, and from the looks of it we wont be part of Britain much longer either

[whitbyjet65]

@damianm2 I bet the English will be celebrating.

[damianm2]

@whitbyjet65 well considering Scotland owns most of Britain's oil, water and other natural resources and have put forward plans to tax England for the use of these resources I don't think England's too happy with it.

On top of that the English parliament has been trying to discourage the referendum in any ways possible, Scottish troops make up a large number of Britain's military force and a much higher percentage of their secret services. England is very definitely not celebrating, Scotland is.

[whitbyjet65]

@damianm2 AHAHAHAHA! Alex Salmond propaganda. Do you believe that ? AHAHAHAHA! hey I'm not English so I dont care but I know where my money would be (& it wouldnt be scotland). At 5 million Scotland has the same population as Costa Rica...& we all know what a formidable military they have (NOT!). You scots are funny.

[damianm2]

@whitbyjet65 you don't seem to understand the point. Around 70-80% of Britain's oil belongs to scotland, that's not politics or propaganda it's just a fact. If Scotland breaks away then England will have to pay more for oil and want to avoid it, that's all I was saying, (of course there are other reasons.)

You're also speaking as if you expect a major conflict between Scotland and England which would never happen, it would be completely unjustifiable and a referendum isn't going to spark one.

[whitbyjet65]

@damianm2 Scotland will also have to take its toxic debts with it if it votes for independence (BOS) & pay back the English tax payers WITH interest.

[damianm2]

@whitbyjet65 Scotland is currently contributing to a debt over £1Tn. Scotland's personal debt however only amounts to £110Bn, which would be payed with < 10% of the countries assets in north sea oil and gas not to mention the fact that Scotland's debt repayments would actually be lower as a whole if they became independant.

Obviously there are risks when it comes to breaking away but evidence suggests doing so would be beneficial for Scotland as a whole, but we never know until it happens.

[whitbyjet65]

@damianm2 AHAHAHA! You've been reading too much of Alex's propaganda, mate. By the way, I hope you look forward to conscription into the army because you'll get it (just like the Swiss etc). The share of the UK's debt Scotland will take hasn't even been debated/decided yet so that'll be a nice surprise for you. As for your military, just pray no one muscles in on that oil because you'll be virtually defenceless. But I hope Scotland do break away.

[damianm2]

@whitbyjet65 It has been debated, it was initially thought to be somewhere in the region of £270Bn but was revealed to be £110-140Bn. I don't understand what you mean by Alex's propaganda, the report was an independent one. Look I could keep going with this conversation, but you keep repeating the same statements and throwing out Alex Salmond's name along with brief meritless arguments, I'm not sure entirely sure where you got that conscription thing from but I'm sure you'll keep arguing anyway.

[damianm2]

@whitbyjet65 Also just as a little side note, you let a lot of your personality shine through during this conversation.

You're a white male. English or at the very least British, working class. Late high school education, probably an underachiever but you like to think of yourself as smart and you're at least average in intelligence. However very stubborn in your views and under confident in yourself. Somewhat racist as well though no more than most people.

Again you'll try to argue with me.

[oliax]

@whitbyjet65 atleast we'll pay our debts off instead of being stuck in debt forever

[stfugtfofgt]

@whitbyjet65 Oh yeah, because everyone in Scotland is a ned. There are rough areas that do have pretty much no culture and are uneducated, but not all of it. There's a mixture, like everywhere else...

[misfitsloverr4456]

IM GONNAE PUMP YER MAW.

[moshimonster14]

@misfitsloverr4456 IAM GONNA RIP YOUR RAW

[moshimonster14]

Respond to this video... BLOT YER NUGGET

[LethalLuciferWolf666]

Fuckin' class. Jist brilliant, That's Glesga fur youse, don't like it, then yer gonnae huv tae pit up wae it ya mad fannies!!!

[karam8692]

@LethalLuciferWolf666 fuckin well said mate!



[mt2oo8secondary]

Meanwhile in scotland..

[01hollandz]

fuckin gay

[zinkzoyd]

AYE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

[MrLegoboy789]

Iam gonny right your jaw!!!

Dont gezz any of yer shite, a pumped yer maw last night!!

[vQuickz]

Yass

[jamees1904]

i think the young man is saying hurry along you twit iam going to cut your face and make love to your mother

[GlasgowGangster1]

atleast their subtitles so people can understand

[MeisterTheCheese]

IM GONNAE RIP YER JAW

[neonglowstickz]

omfg ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha

[iNarbage]

Don't give me any of your nonsense

[evade531]

PPPPPPCCCCCCPPPPPP

[MrCraigels]

59 peoples maws are getting pumped

[miss6554]

legends;D!

[ZxJordann]

59 people got their jaws ripped

[debbie1690ycv]

FUCKIN ENGLISH WOULD LAST 1 MINUTE IN SCOTLAND AS THEVE LET ALL THE BLACKS N PAKKIS TAKE OVER PANDA FAE AYR

[i198g]

@debbie1690ycv - Funny how an English mans been living in Glasgow for the past 4 years with no trouble :)

[stublue44]

unemployable tims

[seekyefirst]

aye , im lookin ar ur bird

[eminemkingofrap1]

59 ppl need to bolt

[09airlielaur]

@happyhappychappy yeah it is but theyr r hunners of people like that here

[vinnielillis1990]

Glasgow might be bad but no where's as bad as Dublin

it was named most violent city in Europe for gun crime

in 2010

[09airlielaur]

@vinnielillis1990 pft canny be as bad as craigneuk mate ........ honest te fuck

[NOVATICANWARS]

FKN brillaint, this guy realy looks the part,like a fkn physco!!Ah laugh lik fk every time ah watch this.

[GrantW219]

hahaha he was at uni for law

[godsnotrealfs]

pmsl, this guy aint a ned, he's a fucking teacher fs he is taking the piss oot of neds

[Hya2n]

bolt yer nugget. Without lyrics I can think like 10 years bout this and never get dat.

[sexiibetch911]

@Hya2n Bolt yer nugget just means something like,"Get away as fast as you can if you want to avoid an "incident."

It's just another phrase like, scram ya bam, beat it ya eejit, or go away ya gay.

[09airlielaur]

@Hya2n means git te fuck u idiot 

[kanatapaw]

thw words help alot

[HydroMk2]

Quality

[TheFeenan]

@happyhappychappy well naw

[SuperAsspimple]

WHIT YEH DAING YA MAD FANNY

[0690red]

buckfast!! hahaha

[xoxBethxox09]

Lmfao man. Couldny stop laughin.

[iRoss09]

lit aht yasss

[DBaHProductions]

@USAdude30 a wigger is a white guy acting black, are you saying he's acting like a white guy acting like a black guy? FAIL

[USAdude30]

@DBaHProductions I just re watched this.My mistake man.He's just being funny.I don't know what I was thinking before:D Lol,I'll remove that.

[LawrieCrash]

The sad thing is that it is a fairly accurate description of some people, even though it's a piss take.

[KelzMon]

Brilliant...hahaha

[Glumlock]

"hanging oot the back of your granny"

Hilarious

[ulster1966]

this goes oot tae aw the wee mad fannys in ther wee mad mentol young teams coz i pumpd yer mawz last nyt in 1 fuck off orgy.

but wee man your a leg end m8 well done bud fa the original wee man ma son?!!!!!!!

[born2ball1991]

legend



[skennedy098]

this is a fukin embarsment

[asiemens1980]

@skennedy098 What, your spelling?

[tigershot843]

@asiemens1980 lol mental insulting that dude thumbs up

[cameronmcinally]

This should so be the tourist video, I can so picture a banner popping up at the end of this with the words "Visit Glasgow, these plonkers can make any fanny feel good about themselves" and then a Ned giving the middle finger.

[WezzyStef907]

Sounds like Scottish aliens!

[Sophiee52]

look at his face at 2:00 lol x

[Sophiee52]

look at his face at 2:04 lol x

[Bleakunending]

Visit Scotland!

[KelzMon]

Bahahahaha quality... serious choon! 

[ThePatricktravers]

the guy is very smart, bolt ya nugget lmao, i bet hes minted noo

[KAiiT89]

AM GUNNAE PUMP YER MAWW

[LoveRichardAshcroft]

Sweet Christ. Reading through some of the comments left here, I am aghast at the amount of truly thick people in this world. This is for all the dunces out there - ahem - THIS VIDEO IS A PISS TAKE, THAT'S RIGHT - A PISS TAKE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, IT'S COMEDY. THE GUY IS NOT REALLY A NED, THE SCAR ON HIS FACE IS NOT REAL. Jesus! If you take a second to look on here, you will find other videos of this guy doing similar piss take videos. Once again for the tuly retarded - it is a joke.

[OntDinRS]

@LoveRichardAshcroft

Truly*

[ppunk4]

@LoveRichardAshcroft

I'm from argentina have a couple of scots friends and them itroduce me to scot slang wich i find really cool

and all the fandans out there THIS IS A FECKING JOKE, not real

I love this chav fecking funny stuff he does

[darkglamour666]

@ppunk4 easy saying that you don't have to live with them.

[Electroguy1996]

I'm totally gonna start using these insults in this accent at my school. It'll be twice as hilarious because I live in London (my mum is from Scotland)

[09airlielaur]

@Electroguy1996 haha we use em aw the time x

[DjAmGe]

Ahaaaaa haaaaa haaaa fucking bastha ur jaw gettng ripd her yuho ;)

[AmyyAbsynthe]

i was like that pure mad hingin' out the back of yer granny like that yass!

[AmyyAbsynthe]

AYE MAN GET THE MAD TUNES ON YASSSS

love it :)

[whitedawg1984]

Hilarious! This lad and mc devvo would make a comedy pair!!

[markscott97]

@whitedawg1984 and mc burberry hes funny as fuck

[BlueLeopard200]

is this the Glasgow upper class

[cinamarollCHAN]

@BlueLeopard200 Of course.They are such well behaved and delightful people.

[glitcha100]

@cinamarollCHAN dont gees any yur shite

[cinamarollCHAN]

@glitcha100 I pumped yer maw last nite

[glitcha100]

@cinamarollCHAN Yer a dik m8!, yer a dik!

[cinamarollCHAN]

@glitcha100 thatz whit ye get fer stealin ma weed!

[glitcha100]

@cinamarollCHAN Whit ye dain ya mad fanny!

[cinamarollCHAN]

@glitcha100 yer maw!

[glitcha100]

@cinamarollCHAN Aye man! get the mad tunes oan! YASS

[cinamarollCHAN]

@glitcha100 here mate ye lookin at ma burd?

[glitcha100]

@cinamarollCHAN Naw

[cinamarollCHAN]

@glitcha100 how no? tryin te say shez ugly or summit?!

[glitcha100]

@cinamarollCHAN Heer u! Bold ya nuggit!

[cinamarollCHAN]

@glitcha100 whit drug squad?

[09airlielaur]

@glitcha100  its BOLT ! no bold . wit ir ye own son

[09airlielaur]

@glitcha100 its wit no whit

[Balldozer666]

Death metal is awrite black metal is better though.

this vid is funny as fuck, yae see wee dafty's like this aw the time. specially on the buses wae their bottles a buckie.

[DearMeWTF]

thank god there's subtitles.

[mavers10]

here see aw these people tht are commentin sayin aw ya mad scottish cunts ruinin the world and aw tht? why did ye watch the fukin video then? ya fukin spuds

[cinamarollCHAN]

@mavers10 ROFL you're Scottish no doubt XD (so am I)

[christine66614]

class!! am fae Glesga....best place man =]

[cinamarollCHAN]

Hello everyone welcome to Glasgow :)

[kitkatkristy33]

@paddy756 well excuse me but I'm from glasgow and I don't talk like this and I'm not scum thankyou very much. I don't carry knives or anything and can you not say that all people from glasgow are stupid neds? Ever heard of cliques? We have them too. So bolt ya nugget ;)

[paddy756]

@kitkatkristy33 u just get fucked from the neds u dirty nail

[kitkatkristy33]

@paddy756 By the way you sound like some of the ned's in glasgow when you type like that. And you dirty nail? Worst comeback I've heard in ages.

[danthecat21]

AM GONNAE RIP YOUR JAW

[paddy756]

glasgow is full o pussy's that canna fight so thay have ti use knives n swords and run in a mob.. so away and have a wash n brush ur teeth n take that filthy track suit off and away and get a fukin job... u bunch o soap dodgin

inbred little cunts..

thats how glasgow is a slum its full o shit house rats

[Wook5ter]

I listen to this to remind me how fortunate I am to be English and not a Sweaty Sock.

[linoma57]

@Wook5ter lets guess , you made this comment just to get someone from scotland to reply, well here it is limey, wait a second, tell your sister thanks ,tell her to wipe the rest of my cum from her lips.... shes so english i love it

[Wook5ter]

@linoma57 your village called...

...they want their idiot back.

[Wook5ter]

@linoma57 Anyway you're a yank, no doubt with a huge identity crisis - 5th generation once removed Scottish?

I bet you don't even own a passport. x

[linoma57]

@Wook5ter got yea mad didnt I, being fae glesga that in itself makes m e way too smart fur yer sorry english arse,.............,,,,arse being the appropriate word

[Braunche]

@linoma57 not all of us are cunts like him :P

[TheMetal199]

@linoma57 i like how u type ur accent which u probz dnt even have anyway u dunce

[stevo241999]

Ur genius

[Ragoomuffin]

Says the wifebeater lol..........

[edge033]

What's funny is that the neds here don't realize he's slagging them ^^

[MvPXeNoN]

glasgow rangers top quality side

[RangersFCx217x]

50 ppl dae kin wht dafty means

[MrMoterbikemad]

ok WTF ARE YOU DOING?

YOU MOCKING WHALES......

DECENT GADGE(H):)

[ShadowsThatMove]

apparently 50 people want their jaw's ripped.

[paddy756]

this cunt needs a good wash... stinky glasgow cunts

[lmperioz]

@paddy756 retard hes making fun of neds u irish prick

[paddy756]

@lmperioz he still needs a wash

[ShadowsThatMove]

@paddy756

oh really? and where the fuck are you from?

[paddy756]

@ShadowsThatMove what the fuck is it got do with u where im from

[ShadowsThatMove]

@paddy756

'cause you were slagging me because i'm from glasgow.

[paddy756]

@ShadowsThatMove im not slagging u but ur a mankie ned like the rest .. fuk u 

[ShadowsThatMove]

@paddy756

lol i'm not a ned, i play in a death metal band, i don't wear trackies or walk about with knives, so shut the fuck up you cunt.

[McDetonate]

@ShadowsThatMove Death metal? You poor cunt. Even though the English and Scottish aren't really meant to like each other, Scotland is one amazing place.

[brandonliverpool001]

BOLT YA NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!

[bigmanSJH]

haw haw yankeee boy "last night" "nugget" get yursell right tae fuck! Bammer.

[HardcoreShannon1]

am scottish n proud m8 lol a love this guyyy we are scottish no brittish and a hink thats his point anawl xx GO GLASGOW

[BlondellTheWell]

thanks for the subtitles, i'm from the states and i wouldn't have know anything he was saying besides "last night" and "nugget"

[dionne2010ful]

haha awsome mahn some laugh mate me n ma pal ir gutting iht him ahaha qualty!

[FlyinhamperH]

aw naw there is 48 mad english rats disliking this kno ill fukin du them kno ill chase the bak doon tae england kno wit a mean troops?

[bubblerandom]

omfg, i remember seeing someone going down argyle street or buchanan street on a wee bicycle for GLASGOW.

so funny :)) xxx

[TheRossCraig]

bolt ya nugget!

[jbryant5189]

tune ha ha ha

[TheTrommarinnable]

neds are a bunch of faggots. they think their so tough, bigger and better than everyone else. fuck the neds of glasgow, also they talk like total shitheads. it not cool!

[EMIN3MIFIED]

@TheTrommarinnable here you bolt ya nugget!!im gonnae rip yer jaw!

[FlyinhamperH]

@TheTrommarinnable lol if u sed it to a neds face he'd prob smash ye ya mad gimp

[gamerboy727]

@TheTrommarinnable

AM GONI PUMP UR MAW

[skotukesss]

Don't geez any yer

[likehaggis]

this is fucking hilarious

[keiranandjosh]

am gonna rip yer jaww

[zaurlzs]

угарный гопник)))

[FutureLoveexo]

I can't stop listening to this. I don't even know why I like it so much. -Canadian. Don't geez any yer, don't geez any yer, don't geez any yer shite. Ah pumped yer maw last night.

[pauljrchef]

FUNNY

[scottyboy1100]

A pumped yer maw last night!

[scottyboy1100]

Ah pumped yer maw last night ;)

[sapporojack]

Bold ya nugget! There's a few nuggets and rockets commenting here!

Fuckin quality, ha,ha! On ye go son!

[seans648]

fucking class song ladds pure amazing number 1 oh and bucky is shit

[1dalmation1]

i bet half the people who comment on this video aren't even scottish, and yet they comment using the words 'ya manky wee babag'. Your not hard, ok?

[1ukjunglednbraver]

looks like somones taken a Stanley blade to this kids face...shame they didnt do the other side to give him the full glasgow smile

[Sanchesster]

Неудачно за щёку взял.

[chrislovespillz]

theres wee fannies like this aw over

[pasty92]

awww look at me im a scottish degenerate smoking a spliff speaking like a first class retarded cunt, yeh really funny.

[BestAnimeOST]

@pasty92 Stfu Ya Fat Wee Chode Get It Right Up Ye

[RangersFCx217x]

@pasty92 stfu u wee dafty

[Aar0nvids]

@ChlordaneDub Your Sister Users comment says ziguyu hydrocephalus children

And the second guys says:Rapper Syava

[Levitate666]

48 wankers want to get their jaws ripped.

[TheMikemurderer]

@Levitate666 make that 55 u ...........