Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 24]

[allisonallison44]

Son of a bitch im missin a dead baby!

[liveurlif12]

Swifty looks SO MUCH like Jared Leto. it's uncanny.

[biilybob1]

youre so fucking gay

[SissyBell1]

@biilybob1 And your a troll. Have a good day, sir.

[asbot2]

i see wat u did there lol xD

[Demonfox59]

I paused.....at 2:41 ....O.0

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

I subscribed but will you still hug me with your dick?

[LyaJen]

DAMN IT! I'M MISSING A DEAD BABY!

[Jessy1294]

i was watching an ask swifty and you were like barrel of dicks! and my mom walked in and yelled at me lmao it was hilarious :P

[TheNinjaNanner]

lol @ his face when he's playing with the vacuum.

[baerderek13]

I hate when the top 2 comments are the same

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

HE HAS FANGS O;

[mrarabgamer]

You know this is old when he mentions myspace.

[monaw99101]

@mrarabgamer Your comment's gonna be one of the top soon.

[HyoBesaita9999]

LONELY ISLAND REFERENCES AWAAAAAAAAY

[b3b3girl12]

Son of bitch im missing a dead baby >:O

[cates8073]

9,998 9,999 10,... GOD DAMNIT someone stole my baby<3

[232juggalo]

penis is a bad word?

[mercyangel1619]

im not going to subscribe now

[teensceneqween15]

the 'subscribe or ill hugg yu with mii dick' kinda makes me not wanna subscribe :D

[FrOzEnxBaNaNa]

press 0 and watch for 4 seconds then press 6 xD

[XseenieLuverzGirlX]

@FrOzEnxBaNaNa LMFAO OMG I DID IT!! Wow i end upat 2:40 n that was funny as hell!!

[missmusic17ily]

So what did we learn today? Matt is not a vergin anymore..... O.0

[bsara1000]

I favorited for the blowjob machine joke xD

[omfgrpatz]

So what did we learn to day?

Matt definatly has a new subscriber

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

4:26 ....are those FANGS?!

[MegaBeastiality]

lol presss 6 xD

[msmaroonage]

@ 4:20 Okay I won't sub so you'll hug my with your D! :D

[BreeBreeBrokenFreak]

who got the lonely island song names dick in a box im on a boat .-.

[HayWire122]

This is my second favorite ask swifty!:)

[mooremichelle37]

i love inuyasha!!!

[aurorab13]

Thats not a very good threat. Huggin people with your dick. That sounds fun...

[skylarfied97]

Inuyasha is beastly O>O me and my friend watched it when i slept over to her house...she has the first 3 seasons, and she explained alot to me, because we didnt watch from the beginning....she doesnt like the dead chick (i dont know how to spell her name..Kikio?) because Inuyasha and Kegome are far better off together

[ChelseaRawrrx]

"I'm just goin' ta work! Aghhuuhhh!... Just going to work.. uuuhhh... uhhhh.. uuuhh damn.. These sucks feel good on my.. penis feet."

I lol'd xDD

[skippyandspastic]

lol @ everyone asking how people know he lost his virginity.

probably because he used to joke about being a virgin, and then he stopped. :\ lol idk.

[Sardinecan113]

lols! "son of a bitch im missing a dead baby!!" EPIC

[morganlizzie23]

i paused a 1:18 cause i wanted to read chances user name but it was gone and i got that... O_O

[Mini1Lil]

i wish i was that cheerleader that he fuc-ked AWESOME!!!

[chickfrommars45]

I seriously hope if you actually have a baby one day you wont kill or eat it...

[MPSoccer200]

thats ok cause i love SHANE DAWSON <3

[18ZOMBiEZ18]

The Lonely Islaaand referenceeeee. (:

[vampirenight131]

me: -presses six and holds it then my little sister walks in hearing me laugh-

donna: what the fuck are you watching

me: matt getting his dick sucked by a vacum i suppose

donna: -leaves-

me: i was kidding....

[paulamonkeycage]

pause it at 2:41 lol it looks wiered :D

[iConstructions]

press 6... and hold it.. c:

[beardedlantern]

RIP Shane's grandma

[aoiaou]

"Son of a bitch, I'm missing a dead baby."

[Isificational]

I love how i had this playing when i turned on my computer (that was on hibernation) In class at the dead baby part. My teacher looked at me like WTF cause it was like complete silence in the class....thank you swifty. I love you.

[Gonzalo12327]

Vampire teeth at 4:24!!

[RedHorizonify]

Can anyone tell me what episode it was when he was talking about his favorite bar drink? the blue fucker or something?

[RedHorizonify]

@RedHorizonify never mind lol :P

[DazingGuitarGirl]

@RedHorizonify episode 25!!

[JessieTehUchiha]

@RedHorizonify episode 26 i think

[SpellCrec]

...one word.

Captions.

[TeatimelilxCrashgirl]

tigerfox10 it's ask swifty 31.

[XxSelleerocksxX]

What's the name of the song at 0:30?

[chunketoast]

@XxSelleerocksxX Girls In Neon - Mirrored Theory

[tigerfox10]

would someone tell me which episode he was going, "nipple nipple nipple nipple nipple!!!!!" ???

[TOASTIS3D]

@tigerfox10 I KNOW RIGHT! IV'E BEEN SEARCHING FOR THAT EPISODE FOR DAYS~!!!

[halloween23]

my friend loves inuyasha and whenever she brings it up i have to act out the inuyasha kagomai part of this video and she hates it she she gets mad and hits me whenever i do it

[Eldinarcus]

2:40, Nuff sed.

[prettycake102]

thats what my moms boyfriend did but my name is jarriae

[bowiewondergirl]

ha im not gonna et in trouble ..cuz i have headphones...HA!

[TheKourtneyJade]

SOAB. I'M MISSING A DEAD BABY. D:<

[loverdesquised]

If I unsubscribe will you hug me with your dick?? :D

[1234animecrazy]

INUYASHA!!!

KAGOME!!!



[MyKurohime]

GET ALL UP IN THEIR BRAIN AND THEIR SUPERPOWERS AND TAKE THAT SHIT

[koolkat20003]

when did u become not a virgin

[oreolicious7]

yo homie check that beat.

[oreolicious7]

@MissRockOn20 lol yeah i wish there was like a physical store where u cud just buy it with cash

[EmoChixNeedLuv2]

my computer is starting to automatically go to the next video

[MrMotoman22]

do we have to email u are questions or can we comment them

[MrMotoman22]

do we have to email u are questions or can we comment themjifhgqiuehrgiuqhaeriugquhr­gihefghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[oreolicious7]

@MissRockOn20 i know this was just 2 days ago but what did ur comment say that i replied to? sorry i have been watching alot of swifty's vid in fact i now finished watchin every vid on his channel lmao im a stalker. wait we were talkin about buying his shirts rite? if we were, yeah i wish i could buy one but my dad would totally like search swifty and be like "wtf are you watchin?!" lmao

[Nomortaldaredtodream]

Son of a Bitch I'm miss'in a dead baby! LMAO

[oreolicious7]

@MissRockOn20 ikr! same problem here

[oreolicious7]

yaaaaaaaaaaay he finally danced at the begining of his ask swiftys again. i was like :DDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHhh

[shad0w621]

i would still want u to suck my dick even with those theets on...i love theetes >:}

[TheSummerLaShea]

The laugh at 2:39 and the face at 2:41 are completely epic.

[MikayRawr]

WTF, When did he lose his v-card?

[Lilly1537]

Your not a virgin anymore?

[karissaboo1]

0:30-0:37 you were an avatar!!!!

[twiztidjoker100]

CHANCE IS A BITCH!!!!! LOL yes he is

[kelseabearrr]

The Inuyasha impression was fucking amazing. 

[girlfriendmeky]

i wants to b huged by ur ... 

[cassielizmiller]

2:27-2:30...lol. true lonely island fans would totally get that!!! lol...

[greenday2themax]

When did he lose his virginity.....o.O

And how did the person who asked know that.....



[quona93]

@greenday2themax well, I think that this person was just guessing. he was then 21 years old, now he's 23, who did you think? that he's still a virgin? please...

[blackcat445577]

@quona93 no he is 22

[mazaisaranger]

that virginity question has freaked me out DX

[Wolfsraingirl4ever]

Penis feet xDDDDD

[TheDeathkngiht]

HEY WHO WANTS TO GET THERE DICK SUCKED.

[40cent444]

That was a funny vid

[SmexxiiLoveXoXo]

HEROES!!!! :D FUCK YEAH!!! [still on season 2]

[wolflover1235]

Its so hard to keep my DICK IN A BOX especially while IM ON A BOAT but dont worry IM THE BOSS.

lmao love those songs. Im The Boss is actualy lyrics from the song LIKE A BOSS

[Sk8erTh3if]

@wolflover1235 there all lyrics just the first 2 are also names of the songs :)

[supergkoko]

when did he lose his virginity? ._. 

[Rosetta0626]

@supergkoko lol he claims he hasnt lost it ;]

[UnemoAshleykis]

'Thats probably not acene!" LMFAO!

[rosebudcrusade]

lmao. son of a bitch, im missin' a dead baby!

[DesolateMyHate]

but how would a vacuum dry your hands?

[Sophz3440]

'son of a bitch I'm missing a dead baby!!'

[RoseQuartz100]

Zac? Could you call me Vanessa this time?

[AmyandMarielleshow]

swiftys not a virgin?! what has the world come to?! LOL JK! XD

[AlexEvanslvr666]

u ru so fucked up and i love it XD

[69Pr0digY69]

awesome dance time is back :D

[CreepyMe7]

::D ur the best

[animezoe432]

ha im british... so you have cookies then :D

[whoustonisaman]

YAYY for the lonely island reference

[Sinababes6194]

KAGOMEEEE!!

[EmoBloodBry]

Inuyasha !!!!!!!!!!!! (:

[giggig3]

what if i wanna be hugged with your dick? lol

[KAwAIiOfjAPAn]

awwww mitchel is cute! x3

[iDontHaveTwitter]

But I WANT you to hug me with your penis!!

[TheHommiegal202]

9998 9999 10... son of a bitch im missing a dead baby!!! LOLZZZZ THATS FUCKING FUNNY

[TheSesshydude]

at 0:36 sooo looked like a dancing smurf xD

[vivalasveda]

Haha! Subcribe or I'll hug you with my dick. Very nice..

[Ange112233]

9998, 9999, 10-... Dammit I'm missing a dead baby!

[AnthonyStation1]

Aww Mitchell.<3

[ChloeLuvsYouToo]

I thought you were still a virgin :( how the he'll did they know you weren't a virgin.

[Coonclaws]

yea lonely island

[edmondskt]

2:47 - 2:56 is the only reason why this is under my faves.

[animezoe432]

@edmondskt love that show ^^

[vinessatheninja]

:o..

[TheKiwiKAK]

haha if my parents heard how you talked they really wouldn't care because i'm worse with swearing than you(:

[livemellylive]

I'm gonna unsubscribe, so he can hug me with his dick. :D

[twiztidjoker100]

@livemellylive 1.hows that possible and 2. thats gross

[jadebloodful]

im scared now blue eyes and fangs hes a vampire

[TheMysweetypie]

God! He really sounded like Inuyasha when he shouted "kagome!"

[disbadindainchick90]

lol i thought he was still a virgin

[AdAmSevaniMOOSE]

zac, could you call me vanessa this time? xD

[sarah211ify1]

When did he lose his vergenity D:?

[gunsnroses454]

its weird cuz my mama walked in as you said that an di tohugh she was asleepin hahahahahaha i just typed worng hahaha i did it agian iment wrong hahahaha i did it again i meant i meant =D im sleepy

[cheer4life2182]

@rainbowfizh i know he said hes not a virgin.... i was being sarcastic.....

[TheDaviMan]

I am gonna start the show with penis

[thegamerzadvocate006]

o_o xD 0_0 T_T XD :p :D (my facial expressions during this video)

[alexadiaz6363]

lol thats wat my parents always say Where can i get some of ur t-shrits

[alexadiaz6363]

lol thats wat my parents always say

[crazyperson1093]

anyone else notice that for like 2 seconds he was talking but there was no sound...no....only me.....ok

[thegamerzadvocate006]

@crazyperson1093 no, i noticed. but thats because i kept replaying that awesome mirrored theory dance party bit xP

[biscuitsNzombies]

i almost DIEDDDDD watching the Inu-Yasha bit!!! XD <3

[animezoe432]

nice 2 c someone loves anime like me

[cheer4life2182]

Wait ur married??? Cuz ur not a virgin soooo.... Yeah

[Rainbowfizh]

@cheer4life2182 OMG LOL HES NOT MARRIED!

[robhinchley]

i ddnt subscribe....wheres my hug???

[KittyKat152]

"its so hard to keep my dick in a box, specially when i'm on a boat, but dont worry, i'm the boss" XDDDDD

I love the Lonely Island. <3

But i think i love you more. O.o

Hehe <33 Your amazing.

[thegamerzadvocate006]

@KittyKat152 aaawww...he didnt mention jizz in his pants! =/

[KittyKat152]

@thegamerzadvocate006 d'awww thats right. :(

[thegamerzadvocate006]

@KittyKat152 eeehhh.....i guess him saying "penis" repeatedly makes up for it...even though thats his 2nd favorite word and says it every day :P

[KittyKat152]

@thegamerzadvocate006 Yeahh. :333

Haha XDD

Swifty is orgasmic.

[thegamerzadvocate006]

@KittyKat152 i'd say the same if i weren't a straight guy...o_o.... aaawwkward....

[KittyKat152]

@thegamerzadvocate006 Hahaha sorryy.

*awkward turtle*

[thegamerzadvocate006]

@KittyKat152 mkay, im gonna go get my vacuum now....*vwaaaaaaaaa* x3 jkjk

[LilxBlackxBowzz]

wait yr not a virgin anymore D: lmao

[HiDeandra]

pause at @2:43

[MrMeeph]

Pause at 2:42 I dare you.

[KatelynOliva02]

@MrMeeph LmaO-- Nicee

[ProfesserMoriarty]

@MrMeeph I never giggled before... UNTIL NOW!

[GH2Luminosity]

@MrMeeph lmao!! xD

[Xprincess0paralyzeX]

@MrMeeph omg! lmfao! 

[SwitchfootCobra11875]

@MrMeeph I regret doing that...

[Mattaadaeze]

hmm, im thinking, i dont want to subscribe, cuz then youll hug me with your d**k and if i do, i wont see your uploads.. i think ill do it, only not tell you.. that way, i can have both ^^

[hahaAWESOMEhaha]

People who have questions about his virginity: HE'S TALKING ABOUT GRAND THEFT AUTO. go watch his video called I'VE CHANGED

[hahaAWESOMEhaha]

People who have questions about his virginity: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRAND THEFT AUTO. Go watch his video called I'VE CHANGED

[JessiGirlPro]

i thot he was still a virgin?

man i love this dude, so funny.

[Natturs]

This was uplaoded on my birthday :)

[borderlinebadass]

it's always susie or susan XD

she is always up to no good!

[KidsInTheirLatex]

THATS NOT ACNE IN UR VAGINA!!!!!!!! ew.

[MegHalpert]

@2:41

AHAHAHA! Pause it and it's Tom Cruise! XD

[ShelBeccah]

No Matt I totally don't wanna get hugge by ur dick....so yea I subscribed

[Ashchethem]

I subscribed. Will you still hug me with your dick?

[alythegr8]

NO MATT. IM THE BOSS.

[killdeath44]

9998, 9999, 10 .... goddamit im missin a dead baby

[DeathAtFirstGlance]

Te Amo Inuyasha And Ask Swifty!!

[PhamousSilver]

i love the accent :)

[MrAndreeamihai]

sylar hot:>

[HollowNofal]

LOL hahahaha, epic face at 2:39 XD

[sasseybeachgirl]

Plz someone tell me, when did he stop being a virgin and what vid. dose he talk bout it?

[caysachic]

what the hell does he say right after crazy dance time!?

[ShaneFTW66]

LMAO my mom and dad really did freakout when u said penis and they heard what u said and they shut up xD

[Supermely12]

when does he say he's not a vrigin anymore? is there a video?