nip/tuck 5.13 matt finds emily is propably his sister

[LyricalXilence]

DAMNIT! What happened after this?!

[ryider]

fucking disgusting guy, michael jackson look alike with a beard

[VikingLady219]

Cue the music, Dueling Banjos! XD

[durpinator]

haha, matt has the worst luck on this show.

[QueenAnoshShehab]

he is so sexy , i love him

and i don't know why isn't so famous like all other hollywood stars ??

[poledanceaddict1]

cristian fucks everything tha moves around him and matt cannot even be attracted to a normal gril...

[LBF522]

@poledanceaddict1 Least Emily was steps up from his more recent conquests like that Aryan girl who was a freak.

[wafi9971]

ايش هذا

[DixieDoodle85]

AHAHAHA this is one wrong show!

[Warfrae]

wait wait wait how does a tranny be a virgin still 

[MichaelSunny]

At the end hes like "oh shit I just screwed my sister" LOL

[CommentClown]

For each episode the writers tossed a dice and chose one of the 6 plot lines:

1: Christian or Sean or both fuck Julia or Kimber or both.

2: Sean quits the practice, but not really.

3: Everyone is terrorized by a serial slasher, or an organ-stealing drug smuggler.

4: Liz has sex with a man, or sex with a woman, or sex with a turkey baster.

5: Somebody gets murdered and fed to crocodiles.

6: Matt fucks up his life, or Matt fucks somebody with the wrong genitals, or Matt fucks his own sister.

[Warfrae]

@CommentClown i have notice a small circle

[hitmanhart670]

This show got a little too out there for me. I'm just saying. How the hell did Matt not commit suicide. First his girl leaves him for another girl. Then he fucks a transexual. Then he gets beat up by transvestites. Then he dates a nazi whos dad has him cut off a tranny's penis. Then he marries kimber, has a kid, gets addicted to meth, and then she leaves him in humiliating fashion. Then he fucks his sister. Who knows what happened after that I stopped watching

[cetnik03]

@hitmanhart670 lol yeah they fuked his charachter up lol

[MsPurpleSarah]

@hitmanhart670 You forgot that the transsexual was also fucking her own son! Yeah Matt can pick 'em!

[TrinketStarFire]

this is the most abused boy in TV land lol. We all thought the Tranny was bad lol , now his half -sister. What's next ? his dog has his puppies ? LMAO hahahaha

[LBF522]

@TrinketStarFire I am sorry but the Tranny was far worst.

[StolzerSoldat86]

LMFAO - at 1:02 : OWNED !!!!

[VikingLady219]

They should turn this into one of those Southwest Airlines commercials: "WANNA GET AWAY?"

[manuela4340]

when i went to L.A. i hoped to see dylan walsh but i didnt :( i like him so much

[redazboy7]

We all know that inside Matt is screaming "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUU"

[deadlyjoker5]

oh shit

[sullenboy1o3o]

It would be cool to switch bud bundy and matt on an episode of twilight zone or something

[terrestrialrain]

But isn't he Christian's son? I figured that's why he's so dark. He looks like Christian a lot. So that means they're not related, right?

[Sorcerer8605]

Haha! Whoa, I forgot about this! LOL.

[iWANThimx]

john hensley (L)

ooft.. i would ;) even no ees way older styll..

[KoolJayJ]

Ever since i saw him back in 2003..... i just always thought that John Hensley (matt)  looks like micheal jacksons son

[donoden]

me too :D

[chrisbwirey]

Oh shit! He took his sister's virginity?! Man I can't believe I missed season 3, 4, and some of part 5. Damn you college. Lol!

[sullenboy1o3o]

poor poor matt mcnamara.

[hakoon1234]

@sullenboy1o3o

I know, screwing a woman who turned out to be a man and screwing his sister, which do you think was worst lol!

[LBF522]

@hakoon1234 I would say screwing a woman who turns out to be a Tranny is worst. 

[YouINeedIMe]

play the keyboard cat ! or slow mo do

[justjk88]

he took his sisters viginity? holy eff nip tuck is f'd up! I love it!

[Lookdownhereiam]

EEEW. This show is just tooooo twisted. It's great but twisted.

[justin7560]

He should have been like, "Who was your mom?" Oh good we have different moms, it's fine. xD

[RoxyIsInYourHouse]

hahaha i love his face...

but the beard seriously has to go!!!

it makes him look 30 or something...ew!

[smokingintherain56]

john hensley, the actor who plays matt, is 32

[RoxyIsInYourHouse]

omg

that explains it then but seriously ew!

[firstacts]

akward.....

[Sexypics201]

Who is the female?

[lucy798]

eww

[frankystein12]

awkward, haha

[Orangeflava]

i fucked my sister too! weird coincidence

[NinaBauer]

I really was hoping they would pursue this storyline. She is hot and it seemed like they were both head over heels for each other. I wanted it to be this awesome struggle of them trying to stay together despite the stigma. But they just dropped it.

[yupswp]

This is when Matt started to look goood

I mean he is dangerously tempting

[x21kritifer]

just like joe dirt! "im your sister...im your sister!"

[browngirlforu]

I would have went into cardic arrest.

[baserunner316]

mormon girl scouts have more sexual knowledge than Matt! He WOULD fail to notice the absence ofpressure of the hymen breaking and the lack of blood...

[jitterbugmingo]

theres not always a hymen or blood lots of girls break their hymen playing sports

[olgaole]

hahaaa

[dzeeymarie]

LOL!

[Titch22]

OMG that is so weird!! Poor Matt!

[mishaco]

at least his sister was hot!

[LightButDark575]

Wow, that's incredibly disgusting.

[YoulyRikki1406]

hahaha

I didnt c this episode ... ore any episode after season2 =P

but that was sooo funny!!

The girl looses her virginity 2 her brother .. HAHAHAHA

[invisiblebunny219]

maybe i am a bit sick..but if find it some what christian fault./.he stuck his thing in every one he meet..now his son pays the price for it..and his daughter to..

[codynorris101]

when does season 6 start?

is there even gonna be a season 6???

ahhh i can't wait!

[mishaco]

OCtober 2009. THere will be more seasons after that also!

[lloe1]

AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[travis082185]

i have seasons 2-4 on 16 dvds and if anyone wants to buy let me know. i am not sellling to make money so just let me know a price you want to pay and i will sell

[MatthewIsBlank]

OH SHIT LOL

"MY plastic surgeon, doctor troy."

LOL

[sthygesen89]

eewwy

[71459]

HELL NAH!!!!!!! OMG!!!

[kharbootah100]

ewe!!!!!!! matt looks totally different than season 1!!! he used to be soooooooo hot!! what the fuck happened to him!!

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

he always looked like a freak

[mistermanman]

god matt is so fug.

[Nalebranc]

And that's why you don't sleep around.

[GhostRaven]

^virgin

[Nalebranc]

I meant as in don't screw a dozen people a week. You get the same results by screwing 1 person per relationship.

[pyeclam]

Incredibly funny how defensive you are about being a virgin.

[Nalebranc]

But I'm not a virgin. I just don't see the need to screw many women in a week. I admit, I've only been with 1 woman. The point is, you get laid as often with 1 woman in a week as with many women.

[pyeclam]

Who cares if you're a virgin or not? Who cares how many women you've been with? If you're that insecure about being called a virgin, then you should try to figure out why.

[Nalebranc]

I'm not insecure, I'm just saying that I'm not a virgin, and that's that. Not to change the subject, but have you noticed that we've been getting all these negative points here? Somebody doesn't approve of the virgin discussion.

[pyeclam]

Everyone is insecure. And the way you defend yourself and say you're not insecure just proves how insecure you really are. Stop thinking it's important to be a virgin or not.

The internet is full of retards. This should be a sufficient answer for the negative ratings.

[TastyApple101]

pervert

[Nalebranc]

Pervert? How so?

[Drummer24seven]

Was she his sister? I want to know

[Drummer24seven]

Never mind I made that comment and I answered my own question with a comment I made 5 months ago.

[kelzosaurus]

I completely bursted out laughing when this happened.. SO HILARIOUSSSSS. it figures. matt is damned to an eternity of no women!

[HumbaWater]

I'm surprised Matt hasn't killed himself, considering all the crap that's happened to him over the course of the show.

[minima85]

cant wait for the next season starting 2-morrow

[Bladestar7]

Man, Matt just cant get a break!! HE BONED HIS SISTER!!

[callgu]

LOl ... poor Matty .. he always finds the wrong girl to scrub with .. LOL .. Ava, KIm.. Kate.. and Now his sister ..d.amn

[missbabyhairz]

lmao he boned his sis teehee

[LisaDMJ]

lmfao...awesome. that's what matt gets for being such a little shit all the time though. ha.

[ahsina87]

aaaaaaaaah HAHAHAHAHHAHA DAT WAS SOOO FUNNY... POOR GUY MAN.... luvd matt's facial expression on d divine revelation lmao

[MissRaZ02]

oh no he didn't...haha how rank!

[freshPrincess626]

when i first saw this i totally almost barfed. then i went into shock and denial, swearing up and down christian was NOT her dad. but he is... sick sick sick

[54spiritedwill54]

lmao that was a great twist. my jaw dropped when i first watched that.

[BELLAxPRINCIPESSA]

Me too!

[PrometheuzReturns]

The creators love torturing the shit outta his character. I mean he's a cool guy and his life is just a downward spiral. I would have just bounced and kept my mouth shut! his sis is hot though. lol. Sad.

[HustlerPumpkin]

This is not a spoiler... But my intuition tells me that she's pregnant... :/ She's really the kind of girl that knows shit about contraception.

[Bladestar7]

HE DID HIS SISTER!! AUUUUUGHH!!!!

[SGD16]

He has had some really fucked up love partners!

[mosleyfin32]

idk, the 3 way he had didnt seem too strange

[rockies07]

OMG! :0

[sexysk8erchik180]

First he goes out with a DlKE, than he goes out with a transsexual, than a White Supremacist, than a pornstar, than a 3rd degree burn victim, and now his sister. Who's next his mom? I think he should've stuck with the nazi, or maybe the pornstar.

[Drummer24seven]

at least it was a 3 way with the lesbian chick.

[LBF522]

Least Emily is steps above Matt's past girlfriends. I had no problem with the porn star just the rest.

[VikingLady219]

@sexysk8erchik180 And let's not forget the fiasco marriage to Kimber! Geez! Matt makes some batshit decisions when it comes to women!

[BeCoolAndLiveLife]

I feel bad for him. He always gets the messed up relationships.

[maddywoo]

omg yes. Poor Matt, that's all I can say lol

[cathiana18]

is there gonna be a new season

[oprachik]

well she is going to be have problems for life, losing her virginity to her brother...

poor matt and emily. sins of that father i suppose.

[GoGoRillaChap]

uuuuuuuuuuu! THAT SUX!!

[fritoflight531]

hahaha poor guy

[mellamobrittney]

his voice has changed so much since season one..it's ridiculous.

[schnoogens05]

haha...first a tranny then his sis. that guy should quit having sex altogether.

[deadlyjoker5]

@schnoogens05 i know right! from a bad threeway to a transgender - to transvestite - to a white supremacist - to a pornstar (not that bad until she got pregnant) - to his sister. sex never works out for him does it?

[moesalim88]

@deadlyjoker5 don't forget gay porn

[kiaora224]

@schnoogens05 Poor bugger :(

[NephilimRomance]

@schnoogens05 Don't forget he banged a full fledged Nazi after the tranny.

[YungLuv1989]

she's virgin cool but sister not cool at all

[CaixaDeSol]

Matt looks so cute here! =D

[XhenrysgirlX]

oh god I know

[tifonjack]

hahaha! what a boomer! that guy is so unlucky... hahaha!

[Kisscut89]

OMG! Does she turn out to really be his half sister? Someone please tell me, haven't seen the series yet..

[Drummer24seven]

yes she is his half sister. That is so messed up what happened, but still it was funny as hell.

[laChiva28]

whats the name of the song played at the end?

[andreayt123]

i want to know the name of the song too..

[5Heliotrope]

sounds very much like a song of a group called Gotan Project.

[ntherewas1]

that girl is so pretty

[Ninetybean]

AHHHH see i missed this episode. What happend???

[cemstarling]

Isn't her name Emme?

[rudesoulmate]

oooh ca**o!non vorrei essere matt

[iadorebritspears]

wait someone tell me..when did troy had another kid??how is this possible??who is the mother?

[KandiCox]

Why do they always cast these ugly fucks that look NOTHING genetically similar to Christian? The girl doesn't look like her onscreen mom either.

[meowmeowmeow90]

um ok its called ACTORS, their not supposed to 'frickin' look like each other, snd some kids DONT look like either one of their parents so what are you complaining about??

[KandiCox]

It adds more realism to it. A lot of people tend to think so. And learn some grammar before you try to take a shot at me, idiot.

[meowmeowmeow90]

its not realistic, its called boring as hell, because if they look like him, then its no surprise when you find out who's related to who. Good thing they don't let you write it. Lame - ass. peace.

[greg2588]

excuse me??? you didn't just say that.

[KandiCox]

I guess you feel that way because of all your kind look alike.

[meowmeowmeow90]

omg....my feelings are so hurt.....

[KandiCox]

At least you admit it.

[SimplyRisque]

She's actually right. For being such a medically correct television show they should know it's impossible for two light eyed people to produce a brown eyed baby unless there's some RARE genetic mutation. I guess the producers don't think viewers are that bright. If you took primary school biology, you'd know that. She wasn't saying the actress had to look exactly like him. So you should shut the fuck up.

[IdclipPeru]

@SimplyRisque =S both my parents a brown eyed. My eyes are blue and im not adopted, i gave blood to my dad, my mom and my sis. Am i the RARE genetic mutation?? =S

[SimplyRisque]

@IdclipPeru Then you are. It's not impossible to happen. Take primary school biology and you'd know.

[greg2588]

What kind??? I don't look like anybody else, I'm African and look nothing like anyone else

[FOOTYbeachLOVElife]

haha you got told

[KandiCox]

LOL ok.

[BlondeAphrodite]

o shit

[Dariodevil]

The Son of Troy does it again!! XD

[gilmoregirly101]

i loved it when he said he was honored and then her found out it was his siter lol....i love christians reaction to this:]

[cris01]

I haven't watched this show since the Carver debacle, why does Matt look like Grizzly Adams?

[L33TX43RT]

My guess was he looks like Michael Jackson. XD

[iheartdogs824]

lol i was loling all over the place. it was so funny this is the best show ever

[momof3lilboys]

You could hear me "eww's" from miles away when I saw this! I swear this is just the best and most outrageous show EVER!  LOL

[loveaneater]

I'm glad Emily is on N/T she is so beautiful...

I think it will be interesting to find out what happens with her and Christain

[xras123]

i love this scene. it is soooooo funny. will dr. troy ever find out?

[papparocha]

lmao that was a great twist. my jaw dropped when i first watched that.

[L33TX43RT]

Is it me, or just Matt get caught up in the weirdest shit? It certainly runs in the family. Way to go, Christian! LMAO

[Gobastia]

LMFAO! Oh Matt, you prat.

[upthefunxxx]

HAHAHHA