Fart Song

[britneezy420]

i love you.

[FartMarster]

@Oneversal Good lord, you're right- Cobra's helmet is epic. You'll be happy to know that I, the Fart Master, am working on a movie of my own.

[ldegeeter1]

lol



[calvooo]

Please FartMarster, we need more farts of yours. I wanna follow you through your path of stinkness and messed-up pants. Upload more vids so that this can come true ;)

[666lonny666]

Hey mate, you are either an only child or the youngest sibling. I am truely in awe of you. The costume, the dance, the almost revealing removal of your mask. it's fantastic.

[FartMarster]

@666lonny666 Thanks. I'm actually the oldest of three.

[Videostar1another1fa]

Thumbs up to the frat virtuoso Marty Fartman!

[TheHystericalDude]

Yay, it was uploaded on my birthday!! But anyway, nice song! Fart on bro, fart on.....

[Jayui22]

where do you live in the UK? or in America please tell me i want to know!!!!!!

[FartMarster]

@Jayui22 New Zealand.

[Jayui22]

@FartMarster

ok sorry,

[Jayui22]

Hi its me again and its so great i think im gonna die because its so great. *dies*

[Jayui22]

Ilike the song what's the real name of it? XD

[james41266]

farts are fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calvooo]

just keep uploading more farting stuff man!! please!!!

[DBHEcho]

i consider myself an all natural man, no air swallowing, no "inhaling." in that sense i frown on your style, but in another light your release skill, and discipline are unmatched that ive seen, and ive been farting around the world.

[pazza7]

HOLY FUCK! LOL! go on talent shows lol bro you should i swear man your gonna make everyone laugh

[FartMarster]

@pazza7 Mr Methane did, and nobody appreciated it.

[gobrien89]

@FartMarster What show did you go on? You're a funny man :D

[DBHEcho]

@FartMarster i did . . .

[MultiNazo]

what the fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[molylepke]

EZT A KÖCSÖGÖT!!

[eatbeavers]

OMG WHAT HAVE YOU BEEBN EATING HUMAN!

[SPARTANDUDE123]

YAAAAY!

[CyrusNixes]

Why am i suddenly attracted to you?

[FartMarster]

It's my sexy face

[FartMarster]

You're the immature sort who puts words into other peoples mouths. You don't know if this is real or not (THIS video's fake, but that's kind of obvious since it's just the same fart sound played over and over to make a song, and by the way I'm teleporting about the room you should know that it's edited). However, all of my other videos are real. I can't say anything else about the subject, I suggest you grow up and pester some one else because you're not clever enough to argue here.

[deeziceballz]

you're a waste of life

[FartMarster]

100 subscribers can't be wrong

[deeziceballz]

you're nothing but a fake

[FartMarster]

Prove it

[deeziceballz]

don't need to. you and i both know that you're a fake.

[joelrocks43]

Your saying that, as a person, hes not real?

Then how is he talking to us? Idiot

[FartMarster]

He's just jealous that he can't do it.

[joelrocks43]

Haha.

*Disclaimer:

No pants were soiled in the making of this video.*

[3kliksphilip]

but that would be lying

[bioniclefan1999]

@FartMarster what does your mom and think about your methane

[FartMarster]

@bioniclefan1999 Let's just say she doesn't wear Fart Master's clothes any more.

[TheCrazyLutenist]

who the fuck are you?

[FartMarster]

I think you know that already.

[TheCrazyLutenist]

I was talking to that deeziceballs faggot

[fixer009]

cooool XD

[remonsakranman]

cool

[saltfan2]

Funiest thing! this guy has farted so much hes got full sixack from it! HAHAHAHAHA

[FartMarster]

Actually, I get 'ripped' (hoho) as I fight crime every night.

[AkatsukiTrueWarrior]

make a Mp3!

[AkatsukiTrueWarrior]

u look cooler than a marvel superhero!

[burakasno1]

hahahah i know him from some other vids on youtube XD ill keep it a secret XD

[Jwoodill2112]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen on youtube!

[SweetyMeAngel]

im totally showing my frind this!

[DetroitRedWings80]

you are very talented

[BengaliRomeo]

LMAFO DIS IS SO FUNNI

[hiomioman]

that...is...weird!

[nintendocrew]

lmao!! nice one

[wesex]

Its like a monster from Silent hill!

[Speedifist]

Y-front Head

[lordkelvin1]

holy crap, your right!

man i would poop my pants if that apeared in a videogame.

[AussieAction]

ok.... wins the award for the most disturbing thing I've seen from you. but is funny lol good job

[AnonoymousFartist]

Awesome. Absolutely awesome. We oughta collaborate.

[Laserlight30]

LOLWUT!?