CREEPER Pick Up Lines

[meet4sun]

guy: are you coming to the party?

girl: what party?

guy: the one in your mouth, every one is cumming

[50FittyCent]

Hey girl, do you like squirrels? Because I'd like to bust a nut.

[CEOofTurn10]

Hey Girl... You like Pizza Hut? Because I'll stuff your crust

[happychickentv2]

U.P.S.

United

Penis

Suckers

[WeresTheSoap]

guy u got some corn in your mouth i got it

girl aww

[speedycar97]

Jellybeans........roflcopter

[ashleyeatskids3]

lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao, the jellybeans. :)

[BTC141]

hey gurl, you got my money?

[DtDiego1]

lol his mustache is upside down

[DoctorFreeman97]

fucking ronald scaring me in my dreams...

[garr421]

0:30

[awesomeness341]

PICK ME UP EUGENE!!

[luuke09]

I wanna punch this guy!

[BeStDrAwEr1458]

hey girl, do you work at subway? 'cause you gave me a footlong.

[msbubbles789456]

hey girl u like cavities and i got the  filling lol

[havarahel]

he sounds like the old guy from family guy

[Geraffo]

his voice sorta remibd me of that one guy

[cuteyangel71]

i have a good one, do you work at a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. (:

[50FittyCent]

@cuteyangel71 HILARIOUS!!!

[xxBrokenDreams666xx]

"Aye Girl...do you have Twitter? Because I wanna follow you....home."

hahahahahaha. I loved them all but this one was my fav

[raffawesomeness]

ronald

[puggy3242]

cough cough... i would be scared if he showed up at my door... o.o

[racerboi3x]

Eugene -"Hey gurl... Do you like to get down on Friday?"

Rebecca Black - "Front seat or back seat?"

[DameDiabolique]

NOOOOOO, i can't take it anymore

[jaypopper1]

Hey guurrl, do u like jelly beans?? I like sex xD ahahaha that had me rolling :p

[iliasvixen]

Hey girl!... Do you like cameras.... Because I've got a Tripod for you is hilarious

[KayleeBaby420]

Ronald Mcdonald is definatley creepier . You never know who's behind the 10 pounds of face paint . and my favorite one was " Do you work at red lobster ? 'Cause i like to eat fish." lmfao . that made my ENTIRE day , thank you (:

[RickOFtheJames]

Guy "Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and sex?"

Girl "No."

Guy, "What do you say we go get a cheeseburger then."

[iamverycreative]

this guy is a douche

[emilyistrueblue]

"hey, were those pants on sale? Cause at my house, they would be 100% off!" ;D

[Fitzz021]

Are you a refrigirator?

[water8616]

that guy must get laid every day....

[SillyOllyChanel]

Hey girl, can I order a pizza? A pizza your arse

[captainhide2]

"aye Gurl, Do you like jelly beans? I like sex." Definatley the best quote known to humanity.

[AmandaR29]

lol oh boy creepy.. but i think its because of the way you are saying them

[SkateMIA2015]

CO ZA ASY!

[XxMyOwnReligionxX]

ronald for sure

[outtheloop1]

roses are red violets are blue i like spaghetti lets have sex

[NikaraKeehl]

The Burger King is  creepier than Ronald Mcdonald, but not bu much.

[alimakness]

do u like jelly beans....i like sex XD love it cuz it made no sense

[bobthehobo1000]

0_o

[Madgod890]

eh girl, you like jelly beans? i like sex. xD roflmfao yeah, bribe a girl with jelly beans for sex thats really gonna work xD

[DaDaCaTac]

that pussy pick up line.. or the jellybean line

[InuyashaRose4]

Ronald McDonald. Clowns are scary and way too creepy!

[Morlaboborla]

Old Greg, is that you?

[dumbblondee631]

in 0:38 his mustache is upsidedown. :D

[xXxUnbreakable15xXx]

Kind of looks like that one guy from the Today show, the one that always gives reviews. CREEPY!!?

[Lilshezay]

lmfao!!!!!! hey girl

[Brandig3722]

Guy: Did it hurt

Girl: Did what hurt

Guy: When you fell from heaven

Girl: Aww

Guy: Because your face is really fucked up

[XxMyOwnReligionxX]

@Brandig3722 girl: :(

[555puff]

@Brandig3722

Girl: was it fun?

Boy: was wat fun?

Girl: when yhu flew up from hell

[1225999]

hey girl!

[blazingcolts]

These are probably some of my favorite videos on youtube.

[xzero0100]

i tried the last one and got laid!

[OLIVIAandALAYNA]

PICK ME UP EUGENE!!!!!

[OLIVIAandALAYNA]

NICE STACHE

[SoarOfTheConchords]

The tongue gave me the shivers.

This comment can and probably will be taken the wrong way.

[hillstudios]

This guy sucks

[PawaVidio]

I had a dream about this, thanks.

[synyztahkillah09]

Burger king is a creep bastard..

[flamewingbls]

NICE STACHE

[johnnyboyxomusic]

I'm a boy and I have bigger boobs than your girlfriend.

[Sdwaffle]

NICE STACHE

[azulkrema619]

PICK ME UP EUGENE

i like jellybeans ;)

hahahaha

[1megannandmiles1]

NICE STACHE. ;D

Hayy girl do you like jelly beans cuz i like secks

xD best one --^ xD

[1megannandmiles1]

NICE STACHE. ;D

[jxmorgan2009]

Ohh hawt damn! Pick ME up Eugene! :D

[sabinaariana]

NICE STACHE.

[RonnieLola]

NICE STACHE.

[terrypercy]

Ay gurl, you like his crooked mustache.

[ovatsug78501]

NICE STACHE

[ovatsug78501]

NICE STACHE

[DavidKyokushin]

''Hey gurl, do you like jellybeans? I like sex. '' - This one killed me. Hilarious stuff!

[alixinyourface]

Pick me up, Eugene. I just want to hear you say "hey girl" to me in real life hahaha

[Bethintx1]

Burger King is much creepier! 

[misstaramcmahon]

the jelly beans! hahah

[kristaaar]

OMG JELLY BEANS!

[Deniceisdabest]

hahah this made my day(: " eyyy gurl!!" ;)

[sk8rsrhott560]

PICK ME UP EUGENE

[69mrsquirrel69]

ok the dog and jelly bean didnt go together at all

[TheRiCkJaMeS182]

ronald mc donald is a clown, clown scare the crao out of me

[StrangeProductionss]

do you like nike? cuz we should just do it!

[hugomeyer1991]

hey girl, do you like Michael Jackson? (while pointing down) SO BEAT IT!!!!

[hugomeyer1991]

hey! you must be a parking ticket!! cause you got FINE written all over you!

OH!!!!!!!

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[animefangirl1233]

hey girl!!! i love the way he says that so funny lol

[carvinguitar1]

I LOVE JELLY BEANS

[FujiwaraNoTobi]

My fav creeper line is

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[patawic]

@FujiwaraNoTobi no, just, just no

[rdt999]

PICK ME UP EUGENE? Not my sister or daughter! You are creepier than Ronald or the B King. ha ha The first time I saw the Burger King, it was so creepy. I thnik he was outside someone's window. But as time has moved on, and he has become a hero, I now enjoy him. Ronald is just Ronald, but Eugene is Far out creepy.

[LucasPajgerTv]

my favourite is hey girl

[TROLLINGCENTRAL]

sounds like old greg from the mighty boosh

[TheRealHFloW]

Hey girl! Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[NCKyle1980]

pick me up eugene, but yea, Daniel, the cavity/filling tongue thing made me laugh myself silly. idk it's like the tongue thing that made me loose it. and your eyebrows were funny, too. :)

[iwantsifegold]

1,334th !!!!!

hey girl are you from the south because i want to be your slave ! ! !

[TriangIes]

1337th viewer...

[Pivcuguivutra]

@TriangIes 1334 for me 28 minutes later.

[kevinandjazzy]

hey girl u have twitter i will follow u home

[G40rc3]

Hey babe ... nice tooth...

[thyjesse]

You scare the shit out of me... but for some reason, I love you with all my heart.

[Flaeya]

Ohh Eugene I missed you. <3

PICK ME UP EUGENE, PLEASE! :O

[ohernandez13]

Stop following me home.... O_o

[pip0555]

Hey gurl...wanna have sex?!

[TillyTale]

Hm...favorite pick up line to meh or atleast most shocking when I heard it; Hey girl, First I'll kiss you passionately on your lips, then I'll move up to your bellybutton e.e

[CapitalCH]

all of these would work on me

[Voldey]

Eugene should do some harry potter pick up lines.

[chevysnfirst]

@gggrinz x2 I agree The King is creepier

[chevysnfirst]

LOL "if you've got a cavity..I got the filling"

[roxychic247]

PICK ME UP EUGENE!

[xTobixthexemoxteddyx]

PICK ME UP, EUGENE!!

[MarviB10]

Its Old Greg Brother !

[oddballmatt]

lol wait wait wait! since when is eugene borat's cousin? lol and the king is way creepier! he made his debut arriving un-welcomed into strangers beds in the morning

[cjstylez97]

hey guurl do you like jellybeans? i like sex. ROFL.

[RichD911]

Nike lmao

[MissCaitrinMaryy]

PICK ME UP EUGENE!

[gggrinz]

Burker King is definately creepier.

[thestuckinator]

hahahahaha the jellybeans one :) thats so great

[Lowmeyo]

FORD!

[MeTaLandPiZzAdUdE]

PICK ME UP EUGENE

[wizspencer]

omg if you said hey girl one more time..... XD the wierd thing is i know someone JUST like this!! D:

[janayana]

Can I say PICK ME UP DANIEL? ;)

[SeaofInfinity32]

wow, these silly lines made my day. I really needed the laughs.

[grenadeer09]

I LOVE JELLYBEANS

[DallasRocket]

i love jelly beans

[RonnieLola]

PICK ME UP EUGENE.

[twiikimchi]

EY GURL

[kingpolaris]

i love jelly beans. well i dont actualy but u know how it is

[SCOTTaMINUTE]

Follow me home!

[alwaystextback]

@SCOTTaMINUTE we live together!

[TheHouseoftherisings]

@alwaystextback hey girl

[epicKiipa]

@alwaystextback So you guys really live together? You skm and OBZ?

[IxLikexJello]

I LOVE JELLYBEANS :D NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Jamielessthanthree]

I LOVE JELLYBEANS!

[caseygtr]

I thought the creeper pickup line was: ssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[danishgrl3]

omfg! the mustache keeps moving throughout the video XD and NEVER do that tongue thing again! lol imma have nightmares hahahhaa

[JustKiddinl0l]

i love jelly beans

[NFSCalex]

I LOVE JELLY BEANS.

[JimmyKudoDetective2]

hey girl i scratch your back and you scratch my back and p.s my back located on my Dick!lol

[HiMyNameIsJackson]

PICK ME UP EUGENE

[maindishesinteract]

NICE!

[PartyPanda84]

Thank go d i brought my library card because im checking you out

[FFRrox]

hey girl! have u got twitter? because i want to follow u...home

[Animerocker11]

HAY GUURL DO YOU HAVE A CAVITIY? I GOT YO FILLING

[paunchyjoe]

do you like jelly beans? I LIKE SEX.

[LexiLovesYouXO]

Hey Girl, Do you like jellybeans? I like SEX.

HAHAHAHA

[sharifa345]

The best part of the video was the upside-down moustache in the middle portion of the video.

[PaulBobFrank]

hey gurrrl...do you like jelly beans? i like sex.

[MsRandomHallie]

makes me lofl all the time. xD

hay guurl...

[SickTwist3d]

"Hey girl, do you like jellybeans?"

"I like SEX"

XD XD XD XD

[imjoshb]

Eugene gives me a boner, not sure why though.

[lolmjones]

no comment :|

[MentalSin2010]

Eugene will not be stopped... RUN!!! Imma use all these at school haha They'll work :D

[lolzchuracutie]

omg ronald mcdonald is soooo much creepier! i mean they have a statue of him n the benches with he arm stretched out!

lik what the heck

[van11111]

So, Daniel, is Eugene based on your own experience with women? lol!

[van11111]

So, Daniel, is Eugene based on your own experience with women? lol!

[babygirl32717]

how can u do this with out laughing?? lol i could not do that with a straight face

[ant3]

I would never want EUGENE TO PICK ME UP. Those are just plain creepy yet so hilarious.

[hardcorecupcakewtf]

Old Greg?

[TehProdigy5]

"Heyyy Gurlll have you got twitter? Because i want to follow you.......home..."

[Cadegoestocollege]

"'ey gurl... I like you. Maybe we can go on a date sometime. It's just a thought. Get back to me when you can. Thanks -Eugene"

[iCorr13]

jelly beannns!!!!!!!!!

[TheProjectMJ]

Slowly and slowly my youtube subscriptions are getting dumber and dumber, but THESE videos I look forward to weekly! Thank you AlwaysTextBack!

-- TheProjectMJ :D

[eminem2458]

PICK ME UP EUGENE!

[TubaHero17]

"Hey girl, I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me the harder I get."

[changedmylife07]

**my reaction to the first pick up line

"hey gurl, have you got twitter? because i want to fallow you.." *meh ive heard that one before :/* "...home." *wait. bhahahahahaha*

^^that was good haha

[ViolationOfReality]

Ronald McDonald. He puts his hands on children...

[JLWGenius]

Do you like jelly beans? Because I like sex :D

[crazilicious666]

i like how eugene just has a bucket of jelly beans lying around.

[anthrocrane]

"PICK ME UP EUGENE" HAHA! The fish one really caught me off guard. I think that's my favorite: "Hey girl, do you work at Red Lobster, 'cause I like to eat fish!"

[alwaystextback]

hey guys thanks for giving my video a THUMBS UP and favoriting. I appreciate all my subscribers and will be replying to all your comments in a few hours!

[ShrimpPalooza]

pick me up eugene

[bamf6396]

Ronald McDonald Definatly

[LoLoGirl404]

Send me some jelly beans plz... kaithx =P

the burger king guy is def. more creepier... honestly he doesn't say anything and he just appears, with a mask. Ronald is just a gay clown that likes to dance and smile lol. :D