Tool - Die Eier Von Satan

[bodygloveman]

i gotta make these cookies sometime

[SuperSelfproclaimed]

no eggs.



[d3spair666]

hab mich nicht mehr bekommen wo ich das gehört hatte auf dem album xDDDD

i laughed so hard as i listened to aenima, and there was a german song in it xDD

[MrMarleywashere]

I just pictured a German chef making hash cookies in a sex dungeon

[ArmenianSnipe13]

I recited this song randomly in my German 1 class. My German teacher was laughing her ass off, all of my classmates thought I was a Neo-Nazi because they had no idea what I was talking about.

[211yogi]

Santa =Satan

[HorseWreck11174]

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker

Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz

Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch

Ein halbes Pfund Butter

Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker

Ein halbes Pfund Mehl

Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse

Ein wenig extra Staubzucker

... und keine Eier

[HorseWreck11174]

In eine Schussel geben Butter einruhren Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgro?e Stucke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker walzen und Sagt die Zauberworter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier ..

[personguyize]

time to take out my easy bake oven

[neil8642]

This is basically pre-Puscifer. :D

[gwataleechy]

und keine Eier!!!!!!

[gwataleechy]

THE EGGS OF SATAN!!!!.......Die Eier Von Satan

[nephilimaura]

let's bake them shits



[samytater]

im german but i dont get it

[TheyCallMeMoney420]

@samytater ein stupid!

[TheLoveNotWar1000]

It's-a recipe for fuckin' donuts.

[TheUnwillingDonor]

that cant be maynard, whos singing this?

[telltalemse]

@TheUnwillingDonor no yeah its not him its some guy, its written on the notes inside the cd

[TheUnwillingDonor]

@telltalemse thanks, ive always wondered who the hell that was.

[DerCriticer]

if youre from germany the title sounds a lot funnier...because "eier" is a synonym for balls (testicles)...so its like: the balls of satan xD

[Metallica031194]

@DerCriticer und keine Eier..!

[michaelkelley88]

leave it to tool to make a cookie recipe sound totaly badass.

[thesixthhokage98889]

@michaelkelley88 cookie? its a recipe for deviled eggs

[michaelkelley88]

@thesixthhokage98889 dude its a recipe for cookies i would bet money on it

[DbsDoom]

@thesixthhokage98889 It's a hash cookie called the eggs of Satan. >.>

[thesixthhokage98889]

@DbsDoom yes, ok, he already told me

[LetsPlaySyntaxTerror]

I wonder what it sounds like played backwards.

[GeistvonWut]

*holding Crucifix...* What does it taste like?

[pimpc1125]

All I know is this recipe calls for hashish, and some other junk. Lets bake them shits.

[Metallica031194]

another funny thing, he sings good like a german singer

[Metallica031194]

LMAO tool has so awesome song names, haha

tool forever

[AdrianDeMoxica23]

DO YOU WANT THE TOTAL RECIPE

[MrAverePaura]

The best part is when he gets really intense.. And the crowd.. Goes.. WILD!

[Furzgeschoss]

hey a little tip: use two eggs than the cakes are perfect :-)

[blackshadowbass]

@Furzgeschoss Nein! Keine Eier!

[DaveJam1995]

His german is really good! Even the pronounciation.

[Pirate1Teddy]

The Eggs of Satan hmm

[U92WVDE]

Danke Matt;-)

<DE Musik

[TecHoAriaT]

but its like u say WITHOUT SOME EGGS.... and all think u say UR FREEE.... :D

[Duzaroo]

This song just goes to prove how evil Germans really are. Even their baking directions frighten me.

[geGNOME]

So, are these satan's eggs, or eggs of satan? For the sake of being a grammar nazi, i am going to assume the former. Should be "Die Eier des Satan."

[AlonSandler]

@geGNOME i think its "eggs for satan" und keine Eier !!!

[aVoXchannel]

@AlonSandler In English it would be "The Eggs of Satan". In German "eggs" can also mean "bollocks"

[aVoXchannel]

@geGNOME "Die Eier des Satan" and "Die Eier von Satan" have the same meaning.

[lateralaenima987]

Chef Ramsay, eat your heart out!

[DbsDoom]

Needs more hash.

[daddysbabe17]

reminds me of silent hill :)) TOOL n SILENT HILL OMG that would be beast

[deadman192837]

@daddysbabe17 play this song while playing silent hill homecoming and you life is complete

[Emilyingsiscool]

Cookies yummy! (Ill skip on the German hash tho)

[flyingninja92]

12 people used eggs

[GrungeIsNotDead10]

Imagine someone listening to this song for the first time, and thinking. "oh these guys sing about satan and stuff in german, probably leading some nazi revolution" and they are immediately turned off, and label tool as "satan worshipping nazis" or something.

The said person would have failed the test.

This song to me, tests a persons ability to thnk for themselves, and to think without blindly judging something

[PunkAsPhuck96]

@GrungeIsNotDead10 really? to me its a recipe for hash cookies

[metalfreak4677]

This is a never released recipe show Hitler was in the process of making but he died in the making.

[TheCrownedMedia]

That's gotta be one hell of a meal.

[93limabean]

Its CLEARLY metaphorical. The hash browns represent a perfect society and the eggs represent jews.

[KINGJADEX]

This is a recipe for how to make hash brownies...WITH NO EGGS!

[FamVIDS2012]

WTF! I thought this was like some Hitler speech then i find out its a recipe for some eggs or something LMAO

[youknowyourrite1]

@hehfilms i second that. unfortunatly they probably wouldn't.. but i know exactly where they got this from anyways. they are influenced by a band called swans, and some of their early music sounds almost like machinery. i suggest checking them out if you like stuff like this.

[IHIMSELF666]

I bake these cookies all the time. With a lot more hash.

[Kzombie01]

UND KEINE EIER

[MrColemorrie]

shit i added eggs....

[Blockization]

@MrColemorrie How do you accidentally add eggs? He shouts it! AND NO EGGS.

[BobMookJong]

better than any rammstein song

[aVoXchannel]

keine eier!

[lulzlaby]

Lyrics?

[mushadam89]

@lulzlaby its a recipe to make pot brownies ahhaha

[WTF1920]

It must be a really unhealthy recipe. 500% RDA of sodium and 1000 grams of fat. hahahahaa

[BlurbFish]

@WTF1920 I think you need to check your math. There's less than 400g fat (depending on choice of nuts), and significantly less than 100% RDA of sodium.

[catspajamas01]

This takes cooking to a whole new level.

[13ellarobin]

a powerful way of presenting a recipe.. laughed my ass off!

[aVoXchannel]

it's a reciepe for hash cookies

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

@TROLOLOLOLOLOLLing Ohohohoho!

[Ashleyisbaked]

Lady GaGa's German is way better

[XdukySumX]

@Ashleyisbaked so

[HerbalGoonWizard]

@Ashleyisbaked well Lady GaGa is a cunt, so that doesn't really matter, ashley.

[thesixthhokage98889]

@nso1256 too bad most of its gibberish to sound like german

[Lipek47]

@nso1256 And now you can make cookies! :D

[hillwed]

why does every video with any amount of german in it have to have hitler in the coments? i mean really, that was like 70 years ago, and yes i does matter, but not enough to have him mentioned in every video with german in it. like why dont we mention Mao Zedong in every video with Chinese in it?

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

@hillwed I could say or Stalin in videos with Russian in them, that does already happen a bit... Nowhere near as much as Hitler, though, considering in School they don't teach the kids about Stalin.

At least not here in the United States... -.-

[hillwed]

@XxSeanOfDeathxX lol, so true, but im not even in high school yet, and i know they dont teach about stalin, but he should be ragged on more then hitler! he killed something like 26 million russians, yet he went to the grave peacefully, so that is true, if german songs are going to get hitler in the coments, russian songs should get stalin the the coments. and it sucks we dont get taught about stalin in america D:

[StatusHalation]

@hillwed In my high school, my history class had briefed over Stalin during our unit about the USSR and the time before it.

The other history teacher's in the freshman community did so as well. I'm not sure if the entire district studied the USSR, It might be something that just varies throughout the US.

[Fritheby]

martin luther preaching to the sheep

[hatersgonnadie]

12 people dont know htat this is a cookie recipe

[MIGHTYTHOR72]

DIMITRI, SECURE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FOR THE MOTHERLAND

[AveTeutonico]

okay I am german, but what the fuck ?! what do you hear ? xD

[claracrazy2008]

LMFAO HITLER COOKIES!

[Babkockdood]

I'm convinced Tool just released this one in German with a clap track so people would be all "ZOMFG HITLER".

[gl0gg]

@Babkockdood as my girlfriend's mother says... "No shit, Sherlock."

[JayBennett1973]

i think ill make me some hitler cookies.thanks for the recipe tool.

[sourcream3401]

Oh man this song is heavy. Been hearing it all my life but still heaaaaaaaavyyyyyy!!!

[ohshizzitsshelby]

NOM NOM NOM

[h2rryp0tter]

yum, yum

[spacemanblue18]

fount that bitch YEA

[TheHunter50cal]

yummy

[Zuity]

Why they allways talk about Hitler when they hear the german language?^^... some think Hitler is alive so nothing could shock me more :D...

lol, "auf ein Gefessedes beckbläsch legen" :D...würde ja denken er is Hesse^^

[rdloop]

I don't think Tool goof around much in studio, but if I were them, I'd have laughed my ass off recording this song

[Marius0815]

the funny thing about this recipe is that the hashbrownies taste bad and they fall apart, but if u add 2 eggs (Satans eggs lol) it´s one of the best recipes for hashcookies.

[jacobfusion2]

SIM SALABIM BAMBA SALODO SALADIM!

NOW GIMME MY JEW COOKIES

[Vyo234]

WOW! =)

[mariabs81]

simsalabimbambasaladusaladim!!­!!!!!!

und nicht vergessen: KEINE EIER!!!!!

[Eltocinodelglen]

put some bacon in it

[badman11811]

they now taught the germans to make hash cookies

[AgileDisease]

i wanna make these cookie :D

[Eltocinodelglen]

@AgileDisease me toooooo me too

[freemicrosoftpointma]

I feel like imma get raped

[TheRobbi5]

UND KEINE EIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mariabs81]

@TheRobbi5

genau: KEINE EIER1

[WorrMonger]

Mastery of Tool... If used properly... the German language can sound awesomely evil to anyone, no matter what is being said.

They even slowly built up the speech of the recipe as Hitler would one of his orations. This would easily piss off any moron that didn't know the actual lyrics. LOVE IT.

[uiruu]

@WorrMonger "Der Schmetterling"

It's pretty evil sounding right? Dayr Shmetterling...

Der Schmetterling just means "The Butterfly" lol

[WorrMonger]

@uiruu Sadly, I don't speak German... if I did, I'd get a dog and train it in German... then give it harmless orders around other people just to frighten them...

[zsushicomrade]

@uiruu Or how about: "Die Geschirrspüllmaschine"

Torture device? Only if you don't like chores. It's just a dishwasher :-D

[musicfridge]

i think they looked a cooking show and copied the words :D awesome xd

[necroslikerock]

Und Keine Eier!!!

[JesusTerminator]

satan's balls. i lol'peed.

[GregTehGoose]

Reminds of Silent Hill or NIN sometimes too, but definitely Silent Hill

[mmmhmmmmmmhmmm]

ZIM ZALLA BIM BABA

[vanishing15]

haha i love it in english hes saying AND NO EGGS!!! man i love Tool...

[jamesnomad76]

a recipe for brownies at that.. mmmmmm brownies

[jduran1995]

WHAT THE SONG IS FREAKIN' RECIPE!! (no I don't speak german I looked up the english lyrics.)

[16juno92]

It's impossible to take this song seriously if you know what he's saying xD I love Tool, but this...

[kaymoox3]

i'm so happy i'm 40% german. but i love jews <3

[OriginalityImpaired]

I fucking love German

[riiyam]

UND KEINE EIER!

[aar0ndude1]

this song makes me wanna slap someone with a glove

[Tryborc]

Einfach lustig :D möcht mal wissen wie Tool auf diese Idee kam

Trans: Just Funny I wanna know how they get the idea for this song

[primarylotus101]

the jews used to be known as eggs too during the holocaust..... MINDFUCK

[Zimmar]

@primarylotus101 wtf!

[PanhandlingMisery]

lol. I asked the german foreign exchange student at my school what "und keine eier" meant. He just laughed and said "and no balls." But Germans use the same word for eggs.

[MissCooper01]

@PanhandlingMisery I thought the same when an Australian asked me what "und keine Eier" meant. "And no balls"- you don't think of a receipt :D

[liltreencan]

i wish i knew german so when I cook these I could listen to the song

[s3ac0w]

I kind of wish there was an instrumental for this song. That shit is intense

[QueenDeidara]

I love how it sounds off beat. SOOO FUCKIN SEXY.

[jmonster48]

11 people don't know what UND KEINE EIER means.

[arpmcpie]

UND KEINE EIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jewtubedot]

it's about making hash cookies.

[TheTrailtrucker]

Ich glaube nicht,die bedeutung ist mehr relevant.

[GuruBabadesh]

lol makes me think of creme friege

[Moo231]

What I want to know, is HOW DO THESE COOKIES TASTE???

[blizzard495]

no its not a deviled egg recipe, its a sugar cookie recipe dumbass.

[Cautionthewolf]

its a deviled egg recipe

[imrightandwrong]

This is the most Hitler sounding recipe ever heard.

[Nibroc99]

@imrightandwrong lol, Hitler's fav. song to tell his Nazis:  how to make Satan's Balls. Remember that there are NO FLIPPIN' EGGS!!!!

[DrWeiland]

@imrightandwrong and you suck my balls while you say it and lick my balls myou REDNERCKCCKCKLCKCCKCKLCKCCKk FRAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!

[bauchitom]

@imrightandwrong this has nothing to do with hitler! learn german idiot..

[bauchitom]

it´s about cooking eggs.. 

[Lisajo009]

@bauchitom no its about making some kind of hash brownies or cookies, it means "add no eggs"

[affe95]

kann mir mal einer den sinn erklären????

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I loe how it's a song about making cookies. XD

Anything sounds scary and brutal in German, that's why I love 'em! Especially Rammstein.

[hegersk]

If you listen to this full blast when your baked you die - figuratively

But seriously if you want to trip out to music get baked and listen to this

[1darknessrising]

translation - the balls of satan... actually its just a cakerecipe... he puts everything in it... BUT NO EGGS!!

[EmpererDevian]

German - Die Eier Von Satan Und Keine Eier!! And No Eggs!!

English - The Eggs of Satan

[frommeralfred]

UND KEINE EIER!!!

[chromatic2006]

Devilled eggs?

Those are pretty good around Thanksgiving time in the US.

[AnimeArchive1]

AND NO EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[666FutureLie666]

Hab´s mal Nachgebacken ^^ schmeckt leider nicht :(

jedenfalls nicht ohne Eier ..... egal.. NICE VID

[PhilExXxTreM]

@666FutureLie666

Ich habs mit Eiern probiert, schmeckt nicht mehr so satanistisch^^

[1darknessrising]

@PhilExXxTreM

hrhr mary jane is kein satanswerk :) sie ist ein engelsgleicheswesen das man auch essen kann! aber besser ohne eier!! ^^

[toolfangirl]

......I SAID NO FUCKIN EGGS!!! gaaaaaa these people never listen....hahahaha

[Eryan724]

omg i loled so hard when i saw "die eier von satan" (means "Satan's balls")xD

[Pedro99mixX]

@Eryan724 Actually it means "Satan's eggs"

[NachbarNette]

@grindmasterflesh1 yea and it is really a recipe for hash cookies... und keine keier

[NachbarNette]

@grindmasterflesh1 yea an it is a racipe for hash cookies... und keine eier

[NachbarNette]

i am a german and i understand everything ^^haha thats awsome.

thanks maynard.

[ladyjerrico]

This song is rather misleading I think, it's a recipe for making hash cookies, but they make it sound so angry.. lol.. but it's funny.

[grindmasterflesh1]

I took german classes for a few years and this is definitely not a recipe

[jetien]

@grindmasterflesh1 yeah it's a recipe. i'm german.

[randomkrapwithjake]

@grindmasterflesh1 yes it is, its for hash cookies, my deutschlehrerin said it is, i did not know this at the time and i played the song for the class

[Robert2076]

@randomkrapwithjake

Really?...I've always heard it was a recipe for Egg Salad...

[randomkrapwithjake]

@Robert2076 yep

[grindmasterflesh1]

This is a speech Hitler gave at the opening Auschwitz. Obviously you guys don´t have a clue.

[TheBlueCupp]

@grindmasterflesh1 its a fucking brownie recipe...

[randomkrapwithjake]

@TheBlueCupp nope, hash cookies

[bergstein7]

@grindmasterflesh1 das ist ein rezept, du penner! this is a recipe..dummy!

[timbelialbeelzebub]

@grindmasterflesh1 I actually used this recipe, so suck on that

[randomkrapwithjake]

@grindmasterflesh1 translate it dumbass, thats what its supposed to sound like

[Hammerededition]

did someone ever do it?