"No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arrabbiata or you shall die, and you, and everyone in this Canteen! Death by tray it shall be!"
No i do not need a tray to kill you i can kill you without a tray. with the power of the force, for which is strong within me. Even though i could kill you with a tray if i so wished. For i would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor....No the food is hot you will need a tray to put the food on...Oh i see the food is hot im sorry!
"No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arrabbiata or you shall die, and you, and everyone in this Canteen! Death by tray it shall be!"
hes jeff vader no im darth vadar jeff vadar runs the deat h star i run the death star you jeff vadar? no im darth vadar you his brother can u get me his autograph [] / no you fine im jeff vadar can i have ur auto graph no fuck off lol
@Benwindhorst Actually its canteen. Cantina is American English for a bar. Canteen is British English for a cafeteria. Mind how you talk to people, especially when you don't know what you're on about.
@RodmasterStudios Well said, sir. What is it with this expression f**ktard anyhow? It's just plain nasty, it even beats the c word for unpleasantness. And the people that use it are equally ignorant and unpleasant.
Hát ez dejó:DMinidg is szerettem ezt a ksi szösszenetét eddie izzardnak,sosem gondoltam volna h valaki egyszer magyarra is elfordítja:D köszike.szép munka volt
Pretty piss poor tranny if you ask me. Is he serious about it or does he just wear the make up and heels to make himself stand out from other stand ups?
@gothicvortex6969 lol, I had a friend whos dad said the same thing! At his wedding he wore a white tux with pink sparkely trim, and pink sparkly shoes (his wife wore all black, she was cool with the revers thing)
Death by tray it shall be...that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, always makes me laugh out loud. Eddies performance is great as always.
....i can kill you with out a tray, with the power of the force, forchis strong with in me, even do i can kill you with a trey if i so wish, for i will hack on your neck with the thin bid until the blood flur the cross the cantine..."...
"Can I have your autograph?"
"No, fuck off."
BlueThunderFlik 2 months ago
instead of Mr Stevens i thought it was Mrs Deamons
LIEUTENANTLOLATRON 4 months ago
"Did you dry these trays in a rainforest?" LOL
worldviolist 5 months ago
i suddenly got very cold then moments later i got warm again as if short chill passed through my room
adrianeaglrck 5 months ago
This would make a great Monthy Python sketch!!!
MikeeNemeth 5 months ago
Is he a boy or a girl betending to be a boy?
TheDavid3922 5 months ago
"You're Mr. Stevens?"
DDRBoi02 6 months ago
He's VERY Monty Python influenced.
YTCENS0R 6 months ago
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"No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arrabbiata or you shall die, and you, and everyone in this Canteen! Death by tray it shall be!"
Funniest. Man. Ever.
HistoryIsForever 8 months ago
It's ace, classic Eddie.
SuperSd82 8 months ago
His comedy Is brilliant!!! Love eddie!!!
darAleener 9 months ago
No i do not need a tray to kill you i can kill you without a tray. with the power of the force, for which is strong within me. Even though i could kill you with a tray if i so wished. For i would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor....No the food is hot you will need a tray to put the food on...Oh i see the food is hot im sorry!
MsForeverrocker 10 months ago 2
actually he just wears girls clothes but likes girls just like any other boy.
zantorym 11 months ago
Laughed the whole damn video.
3:08
"No! Fuck off! Or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arrabbiata or you shall die, and you, and everyone in this Canteen! Death by tray it shall be!"
Termonatorm5 1 year ago 3
btw how the fuck do you form a Q i meaN really its a circle with a line thorugh it
MrHiot12 1 year ago
@MrHiot12 queue - form a line
cattiva23 1 year ago
@MrHiot12 You use the power of the force! hehe
AngellusLovegood 8 months ago
hes jeff vader no im darth vadar jeff vadar runs the deat h star i run the death star you jeff vadar? no im darth vadar you his brother can u get me his autograph [] / no you fine im jeff vadar can i have ur auto graph no fuck off lol
MrHiot12 1 year ago 2
I laughed through this entire thing! =)
LunaArgentum10 1 year ago
this is not a game of who the fuck are you
XopXbravesXssX2 1 year ago
I can kill catering with a thought!
Inari426 1 year ago
zsííííííííííííííííííííííííííííír
konsti76 1 year ago
Oh i see the food is hot :P
weedabuserpaki 1 year ago 2
this is probably why they didn't have a canteen in star wars : )
neverdaredtotry 1 year ago 2
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painfully unfunny...
HazugmondoBorasz 1 year ago
Jeff Vader!!!!!
hollywoodwerewolf 1 year ago
jeff vader
MegaNightmare1993 1 year ago
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Benwindhorst 1 year ago
@Benwindhorst Actually its canteen. Cantina is American English for a bar. Canteen is British English for a cafeteria. Mind how you talk to people, especially when you don't know what you're on about.
RodmasterStudios 1 year ago 3
@RodmasterStudios Well said, sir. What is it with this expression f**ktard anyhow? It's just plain nasty, it even beats the c word for unpleasantness. And the people that use it are equally ignorant and unpleasant.
71cassini 1 year ago
ROTFL!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD ROLLING N THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!
F1sh9811 1 year ago
I can kill catering with a thought!
StuckInthe70sman 1 year ago
Hát ez dejó:DMinidg is szerettem ezt a ksi szösszenetét eddie izzardnak,sosem gondoltam volna h valaki egyszer magyarra is elfordítja:D köszike.szép munka volt
equinox576 1 year ago
'this is a fucking star, i run it'
'you're mr stevens?!"
HAHAHHAHA.
EllieSUICIDEE 1 year ago 3
I really want to try penne alla arabiatta now!
redxenos 1 year ago
Didnt Eddie just do Somthing for Sport relief
somthing like 43 marathons?
MaDDaViD123 1 year ago
@MaDDaViD123 yeh 52 marathons across the UK
ovgohlivgihvvguh 1 year ago
@MaDDaViD123 Yeah 52..dont undersell it! ;p
Oh boy... that must have been so much pain.
BabylonWhore666 1 year ago
DEATH BY TRAY IT SHALL BE!
Best part ever!
UnknownUsername647 1 year ago 68
totally agree
gergeux 1 year ago 8
@UnknownUsername647
thanks for ruining the best part ever!
mellinox 1 year ago
Yes im jeff vader
can i have your autograph?
No fuck off
LonelyAssassin1 2 years ago 4
"I'm your boss"
"You're Mr Stevens?"
"Who is Mr Steves?"
"he's head of catering"
swifty64 2 years ago 4
"Did you try these in a rain forest?" LMAO
AlexiIsGod 2 years ago 3
wtf is he wearing
WinstonWoIfe 2 years ago
Clothes.
dposse 2 years ago 3
hahaha
psychoticdream 1 year ago
"do u know who i am?"
"do u know who I am?"
"this isn't a game of who the fuck are you!"
XD ROFLMFAO
thefunnydude6668 2 years ago 14
you... weird leaders
Ninjamonkey767 2 years ago 2
hahahaha
so fucking hilarus xD
lingoncod2 2 years ago
i am vader! i can kill catering with a thought.
criztafer 2 years ago 3
holy crap as i read ur comment he said it :P
ruskisaldat 2 years ago
...OJOJOJOJJOJOJOJOJOJOJ....
giugnhgbvinierngvb89 2 years ago
eddie's so underrated
everybodysgreen 2 years ago 12
He really is underrated. lmao.
AlexiIsGod 2 years ago 2
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isn't this a scene from family guy?
I'm pretty sure he stole it! (or the other way around, or borrowed)
flixmsncom 2 years ago
that show is from the year 2000 so I doubt he stole it from Family guy...
unborn4eva 2 years ago 6
Nah, they borrowed//stole it
omgitshillary 2 years ago
i'm your boss
your mr. stevens?
haha gets me everytime
crazyphan18 2 years ago 6
I'll get a tray fuck it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing at this skit no matter how many times i watch it
iampeniel 2 years ago 2
ROFL!!!!!
MrDavid5304 2 years ago
death by tray it shall be ...... can´t stop laughing ^^
Geringverdiener 2 years ago 2
"I would hack at your neck with the thin bit..."
B1ggu5 2 years ago 2
I think the lego star wars canteen is better :P
UltimateAsian199 2 years ago 3
this is not a game of who the fuck are you.
lmao XDD
Htopic321 2 years ago 95
This is brilliant. Its the 7th time I've watched it and I'm still left in hysterics!
Falloutrockchick 2 years ago 12
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Why is he Gay Looking?
UndeadDeathknight 2 years ago
He's a transvestite
ColdDraga 2 years ago
Then shouldn't he just be female looking? Now he's more androgynous looking.
Adkit2 2 years ago
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Pretty piss poor tranny if you ask me. Is he serious about it or does he just wear the make up and heels to make himself stand out from other stand ups?
loggerbomb 2 years ago
He likes wearing women's clothes. Simple as that.
ColdDraga 2 years ago 13
actually he isn't gay he even said himself he was a lesbian tapped in a mans body lol, gotta love eddie
gothicvortex6969 2 years ago 75
Eddie Izzard: He's a Male Lesbian.
Lepper36 2 years ago 5
haha...kinda like Mr. Garrison.
HerrMannelig 2 years ago
@gothicvortex6969 no he is a transvestite
ovgohlivgihvvguh 1 year ago 3
@gothicvortex6969 lol, I had a friend whos dad said the same thing! At his wedding he wore a white tux with pink sparkely trim, and pink sparkly shoes (his wife wore all black, she was cool with the revers thing)
TobiShinobii 3 months ago
this is not a game of WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUU
ROFLcopterr
cillycillyx3 2 years ago 4
yay roflcopter
patrickadamgabriel 2 years ago
Hilarious
HappymanSeven 2 years ago
GENIUS !
wukongzzz 2 years ago
he is just great
yegors 2 years ago
What language is it? Hungarian?
kombajndosalatek 2 years ago
Yeah, it's Hungarian :)
z91tora 2 years ago
Állat!
Megnéztem a LEGO-s verziót is, az is állat!
IceTeaway 2 years ago 3
PMSL
This is a f@cking star!
Ur mr stephen
Illl gt a tray f@ck it.
PrincessNatakua 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA FABULOUS!
'you're mr stevens?!'
'no!'
'..ah fuck it I'll get a tray'
TheAspiringActress 3 years ago 3
NÉzz utána, eddie izzard, nem buzi csak transzfesztita. fascinating, is it not?
HUNKragor 3 years ago
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Ki ez a hülye buzi?
jocking2 3 years ago
o i see the food is hot im sorry i did not realize
dragonman979 3 years ago 2
this is not a game of who the fuck are you? xD
GlamRockRuth 3 years ago 2
you should watch the lego version of this. its really good
porschefan102 3 years ago 3
Lord Vader? Darth Vader? I am Darth Vader. Sir Lord Vader? Sir Lord Darth Vader?
Sir Lord?
Sir Lord Vader of Cheam?
Sir Lord Baron Von Vader-Ham?
phantomphreaq 3 years ago 6
Death by tray it shall be...that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, always makes me laugh out loud. Eddies performance is great as always.
mrevans60 3 years ago
i can kill catering with a thought!!!
Babaretro222 3 years ago
This is a brilliant bit - one of his best ever! 5* (Thanks gergeux)
LivingDog94 3 years ago 2
what lang is the caption in?
TheSlimHim 3 years ago
Hungarian
ash10692 3 years ago 5
A star for the new generation.
i love this!
...."
....i can kill you with out a tray, with the power of the force, forchis strong with in me, even do i can kill you with a trey if i so wish, for i will hack on your neck with the thin bid until the blood flur the cross the cantine..."...
incredible
hamansutra 3 years ago 5
this is not a game of who the f*** are you lol O_O
nitemareboi 3 years ago 6
did you dry these in a rainforest?
baha
pshdsy 3 years ago 4
ur mr stevens?
shinbean 3 years ago 5
best comedy scene ever
Hát ezen bevizelek a röhögéstől.
A lego változatot is nézzétek meg, az is üt.
GoroghF 3 years ago 3
Did you dry these trays in a rainforest!?
SoILoveCheese2011 3 years ago 8
lol death by tray for everybody
Jellyhat 3 years ago 10