Has anyone ever thought that animals and humans are becoming more and more ignorant and oblivious with each generation. Maybe this turtle is so retarded and brain damaged that he thinks he is humping a girl.
Little one... youre entitled not accept whatever it is you dont understand.Truth never needs to argue. (^_~)Yes nature's ways are very hard for some people to accept ( as the twisted ideals of the damaged infect the youth)lower your ego just a bit take a moment from your busy life and fully observe nature. Once you are fully one with nature then you will see clearer and understand. First comes nature then science ,science always crawls back to nature.All the best & take care of yourself (^_^)
If you were one with nature you would fully understand. (^_^) Take a moment out of your busy life & fully pay attention what the birds and animals do in their daily life. There you will find the answers towards your many questions.
Twisted beliefs are whats killing the human heart. Human beings have a choice animals do not. Closely watch how they live to survive. Compare before your ego gets the best of you.
HAHAHA I found this by searching for the music of Tortoise... young minds this is a male and female reproducing ( its natural even humans do this right?) animals are smart enough to know not to have sex with the same sex. ^_^
In actuality animals of the same sex have sex/romantic entanglements all the time. Animals are smart enough to know that sex can be for pleasure alone.
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The difference between a man and an animal is man has a choice and animals do not . Animals strictly are wired to have sex for reproduction and dont play with nature as humans do in the name of pure pleasure. (^_^)
Well, animals actually do make choices, though they are based on instincts rather than analysis. What they don't have is morality.
Sex isn't only for procreative purposes (or the clitoris or female orgasm wouldn't need to exist!). The field of animal sexuality studies is growing, and it finds that many species indulge in masturbation and homosexuality, which certainly don't result in kin.
And, to state the obvious, humans are animals. Don't we have sex for pleasure?
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Truth need not be proved no need to study for what is ... simply is. your opinion is respected however we are indeed different from animals, and animals certaintly live by instinct ( nature)alone humans have instinct as well, but choose to go against nature . We have choice this is what separates us from the animal kingdom. If some humans understood we too would follow our given instinct and life wouldnt be complicated as the mind deceives.
Okay, that didn't even make sense. You are divorced from reality. My "opinion" is derived from scientific studies, whereas your opinion is the fruit of wishful delusion.
This is an every day occurance at my house with my 8 year old male sulcattas! It's funny to watch, but i've had to seperate them so the smaller one will have some peace!
concios sorry bout name lol, how much for the tank and the turtle all i gt i'm 11 yrs old lol i got 50 pound and would like a sulcata turtle :) Thanks
i have a question for you i have two sulcata tortioses, at about 12 a clock everyday i take them out and let them graise and bask for about 8 hours then i take them in at sundown and they stay under and infurred light if i stay at the retuine you think there sheels will start to pyrmid?please right back
Has anyone ever seen the thing that comes out of a male sulcata? The first time I saw my touga stick it out, I didnt know what it was. I thought the turd had been disembowelled by a weasel. I am still a bit tramatized.
gay gays
TheTK9787 4 months ago
@lrfreptiles who thought you how to spell ? Blind Retards ?
xISiLLeNTIx 5 months ago
Wtf is this recorded with a calculated it's so low quality
lrfreptiles 5 months ago
sounds like hes saying oh yea oh yea oh yea l0l0l
abzii98 1 year ago
"Wah-...wah...wahh...AOUGHH" the hell kind of noises are those xD x3
BloodySawFanatic 1 year ago
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ViRiStEiN 1 year ago
Its like two vw bugs trying to jump start each other!!!
Kovacs1 1 year ago
Nice Video you got there.
Elijahpup
elijahpup 1 year ago
Rape
speedomike747 1 year ago
nah it doesnt when the shells pyrimad it means they arent healthy
uuuush 1 year ago
lol THE NOISE!
moderatoradmin 1 year ago
Were they really making those noises?
da0867 1 year ago
@da0867 That is really them making the noise.
slimmerdog 1 year ago
RAAAPE!!!
SchoolGuy2 1 year ago
that is so funny !! lol bless ya little tortioses lol ha ha ha
ILikeShOrtShOrTz 1 year ago
"You kids get offa my lawn! I'm trying to fuck!"
nerdelicious5 1 year ago
Has anyone ever thought that animals and humans are becoming more and more ignorant and oblivious with each generation. Maybe this turtle is so retarded and brain damaged that he thinks he is humping a girl.
spyder2314 2 years ago
yes thats a very logical and likely answer...good call
deekin666 2 years ago
Little one... youre entitled not accept whatever it is you dont understand.Truth never needs to argue. (^_~)Yes nature's ways are very hard for some people to accept ( as the twisted ideals of the damaged infect the youth)lower your ego just a bit take a moment from your busy life and fully observe nature. Once you are fully one with nature then you will see clearer and understand. First comes nature then science ,science always crawls back to nature.All the best & take care of yourself (^_^)
Inbliss13 2 years ago
If you were one with nature you would fully understand. (^_^) Take a moment out of your busy life & fully pay attention what the birds and animals do in their daily life. There you will find the answers towards your many questions.
Twisted beliefs are whats killing the human heart. Human beings have a choice animals do not. Closely watch how they live to survive. Compare before your ego gets the best of you.
Inbliss13 2 years ago
SOUNDS LIKE MY GRANDPA
me2goodfoyou 2 years ago 2
sucata's!!!
pissedoffchristoff 2 years ago
HAHAHA I found this by searching for the music of Tortoise... young minds this is a male and female reproducing ( its natural even humans do this right?) animals are smart enough to know not to have sex with the same sex. ^_^
Inbliss13 2 years ago
No stray dogs in your neighbourhood I take it? ;-)
AMiGR667 2 years ago
In actuality animals of the same sex have sex/romantic entanglements all the time. Animals are smart enough to know that sex can be for pleasure alone.
vkitty9 2 years ago 2
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The difference between a man and an animal is man has a choice and animals do not . Animals strictly are wired to have sex for reproduction and dont play with nature as humans do in the name of pure pleasure. (^_^)
Inbliss13 2 years ago
Well, animals actually do make choices, though they are based on instincts rather than analysis. What they don't have is morality.
Sex isn't only for procreative purposes (or the clitoris or female orgasm wouldn't need to exist!). The field of animal sexuality studies is growing, and it finds that many species indulge in masturbation and homosexuality, which certainly don't result in kin.
And, to state the obvious, humans are animals. Don't we have sex for pleasure?
vkitty9 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Truth need not be proved no need to study for what is ... simply is. your opinion is respected however we are indeed different from animals, and animals certaintly live by instinct ( nature)alone humans have instinct as well, but choose to go against nature . We have choice this is what separates us from the animal kingdom. If some humans understood we too would follow our given instinct and life wouldnt be complicated as the mind deceives.
Inbliss13 2 years ago
Okay, that didn't even make sense. You are divorced from reality. My "opinion" is derived from scientific studies, whereas your opinion is the fruit of wishful delusion.
vkitty9 2 years ago 3
This is an every day occurance at my house with my 8 year old male sulcattas! It's funny to watch, but i've had to seperate them so the smaller one will have some peace!
mauiladias08 2 years ago
excellent. thats a pimp right there.
54spiritedwill54 2 years ago
2 males!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY'RE GAY!!
shi223 2 years ago
haha the best-arr arr arr arr rrr rrr rrr
Grudniowy 3 years ago
So wait, let me get this straight...
Your tortoises... are GAY?!! O_O
SpacemanHardy 3 years ago
concios sorry bout name lol, how much for the tank and the turtle all i gt i'm 11 yrs old lol i got 50 pound and would like a sulcata turtle :) Thanks
Dean,
deano101badboy 3 years ago
check out my sulcata tortoise
DuttonWebb 3 years ago
I have a sulcata about 6 years old, and we are looking for a good home for him
conciousr 3 years ago
I have a sulcata he is about 5 years old.
we are looking for a good home for him.
conciousr 3 years ago
ill buy him.
DuttonWebb 3 years ago
well its like prison they only have one option there cellie lol
criticalballer1 3 years ago 3
thank you so much
criticalballer1 3 years ago
i have a question for you i have two sulcata tortioses, at about 12 a clock everyday i take them out and let them graise and bask for about 8 hours then i take them in at sundown and they stay under and infurred light if i stay at the retuine you think there sheels will start to pyrmid?please right back
criticalballer1 3 years ago
pyrmiding is caused from poor diet. if your sulcata gets 6 hours of sun that should be good. they need to be kept at 65 degrees or warmer at night.
slimmerdog 3 years ago
Get Some! or should i say " GET HER DONE" LOL
txturtlelytiger 3 years ago
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i wish human and tortisis could have sex... my friends and i are bored of hogs and goats.
grossepointepimp 3 years ago
Gettin down' and dirty'
btownmxer 3 years ago
Thats what I call true love! lol
KirbyPwnz13 3 years ago
Wait,that you keep that bigger sulcata?
boytheriders 3 years ago
towards the end, is he speaking Spanish?
furman9999 3 years ago
i don't speak fluently, but i'm conversant and i have enough knowledge to say that "ugghrghrgh" probably isn't a word in spanish.
boxercare 3 years ago
brokeback sulcatas
shymin 3 years ago
So that's how they do it.
XD
FlamingoFinatic 3 years ago
So that's how they do it.
XD
FlamingoFinatic 3 years ago
So that's how they do it.
XD
FlamingoFinatic 3 years ago
Has anyone ever seen the thing that comes out of a male sulcata? The first time I saw my touga stick it out, I didnt know what it was. I thought the turd had been disembowelled by a weasel. I am still a bit tramatized.
brontascorpious 3 years ago
RAPE!!!
lizardboy94 3 years ago
why is it when their walking normally their really slow but when theyve got the horn the speed along?
innerguardianXIII 4 years ago
who doesn't? :P
slayerized667 3 years ago
good point
innerguardianXIII 3 years ago
hehe ;)
slayerized667 3 years ago
horny little bugger
daGHETTOpenguin 4 years ago
sounds like a constepated bear!!
tortoisesrule 4 years ago 2
He is pounding that shit! hahaa
i just got a baby Sulcata!
geojus1 4 years ago
hahaha xD he even sounds gay xD!
CourtneeMalakian 4 years ago
hahahaha its a gay couple! hahaha the gruntin was really funny...i feel sorry 4 the 1 on the bottom!
chiquitodelg 4 years ago
they need to get married
kickazzkid 4 years ago
seme/uke of the animal kingdom
efini64 4 years ago
hahahahahaha.....i guess he was the domint one, meh ;P
deathtrip66 4 years ago
what the fuck.... males.... take that mr. president!... he really giving it to um him... o.0
predictableXstorm 4 years ago
what a beast
tobogi 4 years ago
HAHAAH the grunting is hilarious,, sounds like his having a sore throat.
cloudZR 4 years ago
HAHAHA THE GRUNTING!
Jashfish 4 years ago
haha its kinda pointless @ the start but the noises make it HILAREOUS!!!!
cheekybunny52011 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaha the sound xDDDDDDDDDDD LOL
moveyourbrain 4 years ago
That's one horny tortoise, like some guys I know.
PartyWithChumpsky 4 years ago
sounds like WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH pretty weird sound :P
zappzoe 4 years ago
oh my
samsnolige 4 years ago
pretty good for a old man....sounds like one to! haha
Kegan643 4 years ago
jump jump jump
pump pump the jam
pump it up
too crazy lol lol lol
hey thanx 2 post it (:
patmix 4 years ago
Hmm... homosexuality in the reptilian world. Interesting.
angeladay 4 years ago
its a male and female k ?
patmix 4 years ago
It says in the description "two male..."
angeladay 4 years ago
LOL!! turtle sex!
CatSama 4 years ago
NICE...FUCKIN SICK!!!
dizdiknurmouth 4 years ago
Great! Thanks for your video.
ccsham 4 years ago
sweet, thats a pimp right there.
cdrober 5 years ago
Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh Yeah!
DanHoward87 5 years ago
excellent.
infernauta 5 years ago