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  • gay gays

  • @lrfreptiles who thought you how to spell ? Blind Retards ?

  • Wtf is this recorded with a calculated it's so low quality

  • sounds like hes saying oh yea oh yea oh yea l0l0l

  • "Wah-...wah...wahh...AOUGHH" the hell kind of noises are those xD x3

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  • Its like two vw bugs trying to jump start each other!!!

  • Nice Video you got there.

    Elijahpup

  • Rape

  • nah it doesnt when the shells pyrimad it means they arent healthy

  • lol THE NOISE!

  • Were they really making those noises?

  • @da0867 That is really them making the noise.

  • RAAAPE!!!

  • that is so funny !! lol bless ya little tortioses lol ha ha ha

  • "You kids get offa my lawn! I'm trying to fuck!"

  • Has anyone ever thought that animals and humans are becoming more and more ignorant and oblivious with each generation. Maybe this turtle is so retarded and brain damaged that he thinks he is humping a girl.

  • yes thats a very logical and likely answer...good call

  • Little one... youre entitled not accept whatever it is you dont understand.Truth never needs to argue. (^_~)Yes nature's ways are very hard for some people to accept ( as the twisted ideals of the damaged infect the youth)lower your ego just a bit take a moment from your busy life and fully observe nature. Once you are fully one with nature then you will see clearer and understand. First comes nature then science ,science always crawls back to nature.All the best & take care of yourself (^_^)

  • If you were one with nature you would fully understand. (^_^) Take a moment  out of your busy life & fully pay attention what the birds and animals do in their daily life. There you will find the answers towards your many questions.

    Twisted beliefs are whats killing the human heart. Human beings have a choice animals do not. Closely watch how they live to survive. Compare before your ego gets the best of you.

  • SOUNDS LIKE MY GRANDPA

  • sucata's!!!

  • HAHAHA I found this by searching for the music of Tortoise... young minds this is a male and female reproducing ( its natural even humans do this right?) animals are smart enough to know not to have sex with the same sex. ^_^

  • No stray dogs in your neighbourhood I take it? ;-)

  • In actuality animals of the same sex have sex/romantic entanglements all the time. Animals are smart enough to know that sex can be for pleasure alone.

  • Well, animals actually do make choices, though they are based on instincts rather than analysis. What they don't have is morality.

    Sex isn't only for procreative purposes (or the clitoris or female orgasm wouldn't need to exist!). The field of animal sexuality studies is growing, and it finds that many species indulge in masturbation and homosexuality, which certainly don't result in kin.

    And, to state the obvious, humans are animals. Don't we have sex for pleasure?

  • Okay, that didn't even make sense. You are divorced from reality. My "opinion" is derived from scientific studies, whereas your opinion is the fruit of wishful delusion.

  • This is an every day occurance at my house with my 8 year old male sulcattas! It's funny to watch, but i've had to seperate them so the smaller one will have some peace!

  • excellent. thats a pimp right there.

  • 2 males!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY'RE GAY!!

  • haha the best-arr arr arr arr rrr rrr rrr

  • So wait, let me get this straight...

    Your tortoises... are GAY?!! O_O

  • concios sorry bout name lol, how much for the tank and the turtle all i gt i'm 11 yrs old lol i got 50 pound and would like a sulcata turtle :) Thanks

    Dean,

  • check out my sulcata tortoise

  • I have a sulcata about 6 years old, and we are looking for a good home for him

  • I have a sulcata he is about 5 years old.

    we are looking for a good home for him.

  • ill buy him.

  • well its like prison they only have one option there cellie lol

  • thank you so much

  • i have a question for you i have two sulcata tortioses, at about 12 a clock everyday i take them out and let them graise and bask for about 8 hours then i take them in at sundown and they stay under and infurred light if i stay at the retuine you think there sheels will start to pyrmid?please right back

  • pyrmiding is caused from poor diet. if your sulcata gets 6 hours of sun that should be good. they need to be kept at 65 degrees or warmer at night.

  • Get Some! or should i say " GET HER DONE"  LOL

  • Gettin down' and dirty'

  • Thats what I call true love! lol

  • Wait,that you keep that bigger sulcata?

  • towards the end, is he speaking Spanish?

  • i don't speak fluently, but i'm conversant and i have enough knowledge to say that "ugghrghrgh" probably isn't a word in spanish.

  • brokeback sulcatas

  • So that's how they do it.

    XD

  • So that's how they do it.

    XD

  • So that's how they do it.

    XD

  • Has anyone ever seen the thing that comes out of a male sulcata? The first time I saw my touga stick it out, I didnt know what it was. I thought the turd had been disembowelled by a weasel. I am still a bit tramatized.

  • RAPE!!!

  • why is it when their walking normally their really slow but when theyve got the horn the speed along?

  • who doesn't? :P

  • good point

  • hehe ;)

  • horny little bugger

  • sounds like a constepated bear!!

  • He is pounding that shit! hahaa

    i just got a baby Sulcata!

  • hahaha xD he even sounds gay xD!

  • hahahaha its a gay couple! hahaha the gruntin was really funny...i feel sorry 4 the 1 on the bottom!

  • they need to get married

  • seme/uke of the animal kingdom

  • hahahahahaha.....i guess he was the domint one, meh ;P

  • what the fuck.... males.... take that mr. president!... he really giving it to um him... o.0

  • what a beast

  • HAHAAH the grunting is hilarious,, sounds like his having a sore throat.

  • HAHAHA THE GRUNTING!

  • haha its kinda pointless @ the start but the noises make it HILAREOUS!!!!

  • hahahahahahahaha the sound xDDDDDDDDDDD LOL

  • That's one horny tortoise, like some guys I know.

  • sounds like WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH pretty weird sound :P

  • oh my

  • pretty good for a old man....sounds like one to! haha

  • jump jump jump

    pump pump the jam

    pump it up

    too crazy lol lol lol

    hey thanx 2 post it (:

  • Hmm... homosexuality in the reptilian world. Interesting.

  • its a male and female k ?

  • It says in the description "two male..."

  • LOL!! turtle sex!

  • NICE...FUCKIN SICK!!!

  • Great! Thanks for your video.

  • sweet, thats a pimp right there.

  • Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh Yeah!

  • excellent.

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