Sat Down Comedy - Chavs & Spiders

[stupidintellect90]

Something worse than a spider? - Daddylonglegs! to me they're spiders but spiders that fly. One flew into my face from the top of the units as I was standing on the kitchen worktops and I almost fell over. My hands were shaking for a good 5 minutes afterwards.

[stupidintellect90]

haha...while I was watching one of your videos, I got up to close my window and when I returned to the laptop I saw a huge black spider on the wall just a few inches above where my head was. They say ignorance is bliss...totally agree, it could have walked down my back, got off the bed then hid in corner without me knowing, so thanks to that gust of wind, it saved me from a possible terrifying experience...btw how did you wind up watching the film twice, if you hate spiders so much?

[WeaslysWizardWeezes]

I hate spiders too

we had one in the car one time and i had my knees up for the rest of the ride

[LilKeyKey103]

did the same guy have another spider ? ... just curious

[BiddaBiddaCherryPie]

Lol, that was pretty funny, although i have nothing against spiders, they have never done anything to me so i just leave em alone

[HarrKing]

Your videos are funny shit, but holy fuck calm down on that guy who said it wasn't funny. He's just a troll so ignore him.

[FunnyPranks]

@HarrKing That was 3 years ago.. I totally forgot it was their.. haha Pretty funny stuff

[FaerieGrrl18]

Spiders are my biggest fear EVER! If I had a kid who had one on them and they were crying and asking me to kill it, I'd most likely leave them there spider and all crying! I mean I freeze up and I can't, I just can't. I don't know how you were so calm. I would have ran home and never went to school again. I hate those damn things.

[feedback281090]

Why, why why?? Why do it??? love it

[16xXamyXx16]

my brother dangled a spider over me before i was laydown i ran away screaming it was only the size of a pea but i have a HUGE fear of them like you , my bros not a chav by the way .......... anyways your funny =D

[massawesome]

i had a spider the size of my fist crawling under my feet when i was on the comp, i thought it was my cat at first!

[ToManyPhones]

Chavs are the true scum of the earth.

[FrankiesChannel]

Omgg i hate spiders erghh they make me shudder. Lol i agree, i think i would have a heart attack if a big spider was on me

[ajannjones]

Fear of spiders seems to be really common. Every time fears come up in a conversation, spiders are always #1. Big spiders like tarantulas, I understand, but I don't get how people can be so freaked out by a small spider. As long as you can squash it, I don't care much. Rodents, on the other hand, give me the willies.

[tank6603]

rodents just gross me out. and lil spiders scare me more due to their poisons and whatnot. i don't think tarantulas attack that many ppl or have as deadly a venom.

[robo141x]

a guy held a spider to me and his palm was flat so i low fived (hit his hand) him and the spider splatted all over his hand and my mates were laughing so much

[wwechamp7]

have an art attack?

[mwebster19]

you should put a spider in a chavs stuff

[younghatter]

im aracnaphobic exactly like you

h8 em

[Nikaliadaman]

Best idea is to hide a cricket bat in the same area.

[MushroomheadAdam]

lol i hate spiders too but i can kill them, i just get a book like guiness world records book and splat against the wall XD

[vballuver7]

i'm afraid of frogs

they are sooo sick!

[ferrarieddy2]

ye dude i fucking h8 em

[TexDad1971]

Oh my crap, I woulda had to punch that little fucko with the spider. I hate those damn things too adn they are everywhere here. I heard a stat that says that no matter where you are, there is a spider no further than 10 feet away from you at any given point. I'm sure you didn't need to read that. lol

[donoghue1987]

lol dont worry im just as scared of spiders as u m8

[lovewhatislove]

school??? how old are you mate???

[stookanwahs]

And these "chavs" they're how old?

[ThisCharmingMan77]

Spiders creep me out,I hate Brown Recluses we

Have in America cause their Bit can cause Your Flesh to eat away..nasty stuff

[leemcf4]

god i hate spiders.........mates take the piss!

[yasXcore]

i feel your pain about spiders and bad luck 2 days in a row ! did he get u monday? *shudders at the thought of them* do you get all itchy and start brushing urself like ur crawling with them when u see one or talk about one? lool x

[rammsteinrules4ever]

man thanx 4 uploadin these vids there well funny

[kyleburles12]

THEY R NOT FUNNY THEY R SAD!

[rammsteinrules4ever]

there actually sirious use for pple who are going to visit the UK and hae nevere seen british chavs before. you fucking idiot.

[nintendfro]

1:58 u mean the chav or the spider lol

[endurilla]

my fear is...Furbiez...ugh! u kno the fluff ballz wit evil eyez? ye *shiver* i h8 them, absolutely h8 them. ugh!

[vivalasam520]

this video is incredably awesome. i love it.

plus your super sexy and very bang-able.

[JessiRAWR]

I Was Amused :)

Im Scared Of Spiders To.

And Chavs.

Sorta.

Lmao!

xox

[dronatar]

Ah i see.

[dronatar]

Wonder wich is more attractive chav or spider.... SPIDER!

[FunnyPranks]

Exactly the same thing.

[ChavHunter101]

pRETY AWESOME DUDE chavS must die

[mbfpenguins]

did u find another spider?

[reganm02]

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[SDIB]

Was there really any need for that?

[sinx1133]

fuck u im a "manc" u dickhead you dont have to call all of manchester people u total wanker

[zorksloss]

I don't mind spiters at all. My freind pointed out that a banna spider was on my head one day, I didn't even flinch. But I do know people that freak out just seeing one.

[hacelepues]

ahhh, spiders r nasty litte fucks. same w scorpions, but i doubt you've had to deal with any in elngland. it's terrible killing a spider, but 100x's worse smashing a scorpion cause they have the fuckin shells! the sounds horrible, i just put a cup over them so they can't escape and let my cousin find them ad he'll kill 'em. i dunno whats worse tho, a scorpion or 2chavs and a spider. ur brilliant man, btw

[dronatar]

Pick them up by the stinger and chuck them outside or on a fire.Even us in england know how to deal with scorpians.^_^

[hacelepues]

haha, yea but when you cant even look at the fuckin thing... thats a problem. If you throw them out, they come back inside. Now put a scorpion in a fire and it'll sting itself, but if I cant look one how the hell can I throw it in a fire. I just put cups over the scorpions and spiders I come across and wait for someone else to kill them. :)

[MabonFaeries]

Eek! I hate spiders, too! I can't be in the same room with one, and I have to have someone else to kill it! If there is a spider in my room, I'd sleep on the couch for a few days, ha ha ha!

[BurningGold]

you should have just kicked him in the crotch and then slam his hand up into his face, then we'll se who doesnt like spiders >:3

[hacelepues]

Do u know what chavs r like??? only a fuckin idiot would do that to a chav.

[Drzata]

You are right, I don't want to get killed by chavs with spiders, sounds too risky for a normal person to visit such a dangerous country anyway.

[snow42017]

I love your posts! I laughed so hard when you were talking about the second day and the whole "he wouldn't have a spider a second day in a row because one, where the hell would you find these spiders?"

Did this shit continue or did they stop finding spiders? Cool shirt by the way.

[jamesmallen22150]

dude theese vids are fuuny a fuck lol well done and your right spiders are matted. but being a chav i thinks its a little cheeky how you said we dnt have the technology to watch your vids lmao....peace out

[shawnaannette]

Have you seen a chav with a spider after this incident? Because that would really suck, I mean I don't mind spiders but I would hate to have one thrown on me!!!

[Drzata]

England seems like a very interesting country I have to go there soon.

[lovex3youu]

i hate spiders i cant kill them i dont even like to look at them... one time i stood on my desk in my room calling people in my house from my cell phone to come kill it but no one came untill 15 mins later it sucked..

[Prankster2052]

lol i hate spiders aswell lol i have same accent as you aswell lol i live in Bloton

[mandifromnotts]

Lol your sooooooo funnny. Love the accent!

[di33y06]

i feel dat bout knifes

[mooglechix0r]

You talk SO awesomely

[demaine03]

Your either a genuine retard or a genius lol

[FunnyPranks]

Genius

[dizzyandinvisible]

some people don't like snakes "whaaaay"

hahahahha

[xxShikarixx]

aww that was kik ass i hate spiders, i have to get out of my house if there is a spider :S

[shalink]

omg i hate spiders, omg they r scary =[

[DeathByGigs]

Lol i'll get the spiders for u [: I'll be your bodyguard [:

[disturbedangel07]

cutie xxx

[jadybell]

omg im shit scared of spider aswell =[

[wwetitan]

Not the brightest kid are ya.

[screamingslave89]

why do it?

[shalink]

why?

[RapidNova]

i cant stand spiders too,i live in manchester too,and i h8 chavs!theres this 1 chav in my school in my form.hes so thick me and my freind were just talking bout last night and ben threw a rubber and it hit andy's chair and he thought it was me lol so he started flaming me but he wasnt with any of his 'crew' so he stayed sat down and said(seriously)"naah!what!stan­d up now!" so i stood up and started lauphin syain like i broke my leg and all, and he actually thought i was shitting it-seriosly

[Tsaravitch]

Very funny cute kid. You know....he has amazing hands.

[ruskieXk]

the video was hilarious. so was your comment to pearsauce, imagining you saying all that in the most disgusted way is actually pretty funny. that made my day. =]

[Flinch06]

Your vids are fuckin class mate lol, im actually a chav but i dont seem to take offence haha, anyway keep up wid ur vids there amazing

[pearsauce]

Hmm well all i can say is this wasn't funny one bit...

[FunnyPranks]

All i can say is your a pathetic loser who has no friends. Yawn. Don't watch my video. My videos are extreamly funny. The fact is, your a loser. Go away. Your blocked from replying to me, or email me. Never watch my videos again your retard.

[XxXHeavenElevenXxX]

@FunnyPranks Seems like it really gets to you :/ IMO, you shouldn't let it bother you so much, but whatever you like :) I love your videos BTW, was just stating my opinion. Just as pearsauce was. Which is what I believe the comment board is for :)

[dexter12322222222222]

hey... what if one of those chavs see this video...=O

[isaspas66]

i hate spiders

[gonaruletheworld]

hehe this is well funny! love ur shirt btw!!

[CJKfilms]

omg i found out chav is in the dictionary it mean counsil houses and violence lol that was a bit random im shit scared of spiders 2 but i used to have a pet 1 called boris who had babies then he ate them then he died 2 r.i.p. boris :(

[Chizpurfle52595]

What a bizarre human being you are. You started talking gibberish near the end. God damn, you took the longest time to get to the point. Maybe there wasn't a point. Thank you, I enjoyed that.

[PotBellyShogun]

"you dirty bastard!" :D

[prupsicle]

hahahha i lmao u were like 'Those ugliest pieces of shit spiders'

[wstoner]

I keep finding BIG black hairy spiders in my laundry room.

[thnku4thelemon]

dude i thought it was AWESOME :)

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks mate :)

[anna1969]

I was tidy a corner up in my room as I was doing so I accidently picked one up it was bloody horrible and big and felt sort of crispy that was bad I ran around the room like you do.

[ukveteran]

a girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"toma sota balchu" as he buried her. Now that you haveread the chant, you will meet this little girl.

[ukveteran]

In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

[AshleyHurldado]

In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

[AshleyHurldado]

a girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"toma sota balchu" as he buried her. Now that you haveread the chant, you will meet this little girl.

[homersparents]

YOU ARE GREAT CRAZY MAD FUNNY

[Camlore]

I am terrified of spiders too. I can kill them though, as long as they aren't too big.

[Ontus]

hilarious! you remind me of my friend jeremy, he can't stand spiders too. great video.

[Clarabo]

I hate tht spider film soz i cana spell it lol i watched it when i was like 8 nd ive hated spiders ever since :'( lol keep up the gd work xxx Clarabo xxx

[Porpjin]

haha yeah funny vid, but bellarazi, spiders can't really be the death of you, they don't do much, just look scary..

[TheHap]

Lmao great video. I'm the same with spiders, sometimes I have to sleep on the sofa if I've seen a spider in my bedroom, I can't kill them either...not because I don't want to; but because that would entail getting too close to the buggers.

Loved how you hate Chav's and hate spiders, and then you have to meet both of them at once. Chav's are evil geniuses I tell thee!

[Millieeeee]

goodluck..

im like that wish fish

[RiverBirch1967]

You know, I'm terrified in the same way of wasps. So my heart goes out to you. I have no idea why a person would walk around scaring people with spiders. That is just plain dumb, like a 5 year old. I honestly feel you should walk to school tomorrow with a can of RAID. When he puts his hand out with the spider, spray it with RAID.

[cundallthepieman]

say no more chav's!

[shockXmeXdead]

I know exactly how you feel, sometimes if I find a spider in my room I have sleep downstairs for a week, I hate spiders D:

[utubersf]

I have a video response coming.. (psst it's actually me, formerly skybear97)

[BellaRazi]

I would die. Dead. Drop down, cold, on the ground, dead... if anyone every tried to put a spider on my head. In with you man, spiders will be the death of me. You're braver than I, keepin your wits about you with them shoving the spider near your face. I would've died even then.

Great video though, haha, definitely made me laugh.

[dreamtime00x]

THERES A SPIDER BEHIND U =P

[w0rldpeace]

This is neither funny nor a prank!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!! ;)

alright

worldpeace, mate

ben

[purpleribena28]

i know how you feel mate..someone put a spider in my hair!! i was crying :(

[jahmietheshort1]

haha aw that's so cute. You're afraid of spiders. :)

[randig23]

im afraid of little birds lol, id rather be afraid of spiders lol, and chavs are everywere were i live but they are afraid of me cos im screy like lol, duno why im as harmless as a ant

[Hothersall]

hahaha well reet good

[absinth101]

legend.

[saraelk1]

jordan ,i was feeling really upset today, but ur video cheered me up

thank you so much :)it was soo funny

[TheWiseMonkey]

when will u ever stop talkin about chavs?

[FunnyPranks]

People like to know about chavs. You might not find it funny because you yourself are english and have to put up with it. But my American/International friends dont know. So im letting them know. I will NEVER stop talking about chavs.

[TheWiseMonkey]

But dont you think youve sed enough allready?

Jus gettin old thts all

[FunnyPranks]

Old Too You. Your the only persons thats complained. And when 1 person out of more than 800 people complain. It just shows that their being difficult. I havent even BEGUN yet.

[mysticxcharm]

Muhahahaha, so there! The topic will never grow old ;P

[mysticxcharm]

Why? Why do it?! Lmao, classic vid as always. I also hate spiders with a passion, but I do feel a lil bad for them now..they probably don't like chavs either :P

[Njordx]

what about spiderman?

[FunnyPranks]

Spiderman is my hero :P

[jackus2]

spiders are cute really u just dont have to be afraid o dem

[chicelias]

shouldn't it be "sit down comedy", whatever

[FunnyPranks]

I thought Sit was used for like a command? Like "SIT DOWN NOW".. sort of thing?

[chicelias]

oh, well if it makes sense to you, but when i thought you were comparing it to stand up comedy, so stand-sit, stood-sat....it's the tenses...

[Pookieftw]

Can't say I like spiders much either.

[dabestdude]

I can hurt both spiders and chavs, with pleasure

[RiverBirch1967]

Yes and terrorists!

[dabestdude]

correct

[videoboy13]

Lmaoooo "The Dirty Bastard"

[Alexroof]

Ahahaha, awwwww lol.

Funny vid >.<

My mum can't even hear the word without freaking out >.<.

Great video!! hope they don't do it again.

[MikeysTube]

Oh noooo. A chav AND a spider, what a horrible combination. That was hilarious.

[181paul181]

LOL are you sure it didnt land on your head Jordan, im sure i could see it on that video :P

[SuicidalPassion]

I'm right there with ya... I can't even look at a spider either. I do believe I would have pounded that chav.

[Raze71]

I believe i'm the first to view and comment :)

[macquiladora]

hate spiders too, are you going to the bottle bank soon ? :op

[RiverBirch1967]

What's a bottle bank?

[blackkeiron]

Uglyist peice of shit you could ever imagen.

ahaahhaha

[IRTheBorg]

Spiders, we don't need no stinkin' spiders!

[soemochris]

lol

spiders are scary actually

[xtoby1]

i hate spiders im scared lmao

[xtoby1]

HAHA LOL