Lotr Two Towers - Helm's Deep Extended Part I - Amazing Quality

[Badboy21thekiller]

1:28 crossbow arrows the ancient weapon of Qin ArcherY

[Mandalorian92]

Orcs would never accomplish this

[Badboy21thekiller]

@Mandalorian92 hi i believe they need burning oil

[TheRhonx]

That poor, poor beserker coming up the ladder when Gimili realizes he's loosing to Legolas.

[Badboy21thekiller]

@TheRhonx hi the elves should use silver thorn arrows

[M16Ben]

2:35 Gimli hits an Uruk-Hai in the balls with an axe. Now that's what I call a vasectomy!

[Badboy21thekiller]

@M16Ben yea gimli gave the berserker a low blow whya did not the elven army and argon do this at 2:35

[M16Ben]

@Badboy21thekiller They probably have too much honor to do that! Plus, Gimli is crazy and he wants to beat Legolas in kills, so he will kill Uruk-Hai the fastest way he can!

[Badboy21thekiller]

@M16Ben lol too much honour i think mayb the screen writer was afraid people might see this as an easy way to kill the uraks besides the human archers were not that good and the uraks uses explosive somehow

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Badboy21thekiller Aragorn killed Lurtz in the first movie.

[remjobby61]

Elven Soldiers: Because not EVERYONE can be good at hand-to-hand combat.....

[Crayak2]

the sad thing is, if the old guy hadnt let go of the arrow in the beggining, the urukhai would have just left after pounding their spears

[valkyria20chronicles]

Now to translate that to those who dont understand norwegian: " No, it was in the dwarf language. You do remember that he was complaining that he didnt understand what they said some seconds before?

[valkyria20chronicles]

@kaffekoppteiskrem Nei, det var på dvergisk. Du husker vel at han sekunder før klagde på at han ikke skjønte en ting av det de sa?

[fallenhackable]

Never let a old man with one good eye hold a bow and arrow before the start of the battle D:

[kaffekoppteiskrem]

In the extended edition of The Fellowship of the Ring, Gimli speaks elvish to Celeborn in Lothlórien. He clearly knows the language pretty well.

[KnightForecastKnight]

Aragorn said 'ladders' in elven, how did gimli understand that?

[mattvocalPHHS]

@KnightForecastKnight

I think it's possible that Elven is like Spanish to Dwarves. They understand some phrases but don't know how to speak it :p

[DianaRose55611]

Don't you just love Gimli's faith in the Elves! "Did they hit anything!"

[valkyria20chronicles]

@TOCR815 Have you ever heard about something called FRIENDSHIP? About having a BOND with another person? They were fighting to protect their friend and to PREVENT THE VERY DESTRUCTION OF MIDDLE EARTH!!! Wich includes their own homes!! The entire world was on the verge of destruction! They stayed to protect their FRIEND and all their other friends and to help protecting everything they hold dear!! And you would go home and have a donut while you wait for the enemy to find you there!??

[TOCR815]

You know I never understood why Legolas and Gimli stayed with Aragorn through these battles. Why didn't they just go home after the fellowship broke up?

[THE122138]

where is the rest of the movie noob

[valkyria20chronicles]

@130987Cameron Because he couldnt.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@futurealasd Uruk knocks Aragorn over, Aragorn then cuts his leg off and kills him when he falls over. Thats the extended part in this video.

[130987Cameron]

why the hell didnt sauron make uruk-hai they are so much better than orcs

[IrishWarrior00]

Well to be fair, how was the old man at the start supposed to know what Aragorn was shouting if it was in Elvish.

[Nonlethal106]

@IrishWarrior00 lol good point

[rubain95]

orcs are real killingmachines

[VitoATF]

The great fortress of Rohan

[futurealasd]

where's the extended ?

[valkyria20chronicles]

@RecoverRedeem The Uruk-hai ARE raving lunatics. They dont care how many of them dies. The shield formation was just to protect the ram so they could get inside as quickly as possible. A starved, pissed off lion dont use strategy when it charges a crippled deer. Wich is a really good comparison to whats happening here. The other guy has a point. Dont complain about fantasy. Its not supposed to be realistic.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@1xoACEox1 Because he fell trough the gap in the wall.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Navesblue I dont think 5 extra minutes would make that much of an difference.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@TOCR815 I really hope for his sake he has starting to watch them D:

[3pacienti]

in soviet russia the uruk-hais are defending helms deep

[NavyKidz]

@AsusXcal77 Not our fault you are so bored that you are looking up scenes from movies you don't even like. Get over yourself, man. You're not that epic.

[AsusXcal77]

@NavyKidz I'm not epic, but your channel is. :p it's good to post comments like these to lure out the big ones

[swanethecat]

0:00-0:07 - 1 down, 9,999 to go

[gambino1545]

fuck going to the office tommorow morning !!!..i want to put on my body armour an start wasting some fucking uruk hai!!!...fuck my life

[Bendoverstoke]

Gimli and Legolas are tanks

[UltraRenegade]

The Uruk-hai are like stormtroopers, what's the point of wearing armour if every hit kills you.

[Longshot32]

stomp em in the nuts

[MrSquigglies]

2:07 There's the stormtrooper scream again...

[gasolinedreamer]

@MrSquigglies It's actually called the "Wilhelm Scream" and it appears in many movies (Indiana Jones, LOTR, Star Wars, King Kong, etc.)

[TelPrank]

0:15 look how they pissed off only because one of them got killed

[Badboy21thekiller]

@TelPrank haa the old man archer is surly experienced shooter only too nervous i wonder if he killed lurtz the urak hai commander ???

[TelPrank]

@Badboy21thekiller I dont think so. High commander will never fight in the first battle line. I guess he was a brother of this one: 0:17

[JimbobHarrigan1984]

I would've place most of my forces in the hornburg, minimal forces on the deepening wall

[Badboy21thekiller]

@JimbobHarrigan1984 haaa no buring oil

[Jmonstra]

1:08 = Silvan Machine Gun

[TOCR815]

I remember one of my friends saying he had never seen the movies because he thought it was some gay, hippie, fairy tale ... how wrong is he lol.

[Petermedgedeskaeg]

rofl of all the comments about the uruk-hai's nuts xD

[Cristi243]

2:37 ..Gimli used nut attack...It was super effective!!!

[PokeMAN492]

Best kill 2:37

[IsolationInstigation]

Too bad they didn't have the persian archers there. Woulda made quick work of them all.

[MrMoviecritic2011]

I wonder how many exactly for elves came to help.

[TheZiggirawk]

Surprisingly few arrow to the knee jokes

[Roffeskanal]

2:07 Wilhelm Scream lol

[TurnToJesus1]

Some of those Berserker's aren't having children.

[lidros1]

Old dude at the beginning had "first blood"

[Leigh294]

I remember thinking when the old man released the arrow early thinking, "Well, at least he made it count!"

[arrowofG0d]

Gimli "FIVE!" Legolas "NINETEEN!" Aragorn "TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY!"

[darklordfry]

@arrowofG0d Legolas is a camper... that's why. Gimli just spawned in, and Aragorn is a successful Leeroy Jenkins...

[BlackSpittingCobra]

@arrowofG0d actually by the end legolas 42 gimli 43 aragorn 726

[Drewc828]

:17 Looks like meets back on the menu boys uurhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[StarWolfKing]

Well 1 down 9,999 to go.

[ram0x28]

Legos is a amzing

[xxheartbrokexxable]

im on 2 going on 17

[miltonluvsno1]

02:15 I used to be a adventurer like you until I took a sword to the knee.

[cooltim11]

@2:06 never gets old ...

[paktaithesecondgod]

favorite part from 2:30 till 2:40

[Cmayjalook]

Can you just imagine how happy Gimli would be if Thorin,Fili and Kili were there.lol

[littleman787]

2:07, Wilhelm scream! Frickin' knew it would be in here!

[goblue91293]

1:23 boom headshot....

[CelticFireGaming]

Gimili: I'm on 2!

Legolas: I'm on 19!

Aragorn: 57!

[Cmayjalook]

@CelticFireGaming Why noone has thumbed up this fabolus comment is one of natures greatest mysteries.;)

[fakjbf]

1:27 how does someone behind a wall fall in front of it?

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

there a small gaps in the wall used for shooting out of he likely got hit and fell through the gap

[killapro156]

i love the trilogy nice vide by the way

[Dreadheaad]

2:14 again

the knee weakness ^^

[bobinator1646]

Peter Jackson did a great job.

[MrPjw5]

0:09

One down, only 9,999 left to go

[xXTrueSShotX]

THUMBS UP IF YOU REMEMBER THE EPICNESS GOING THROUGH YOUR FUCKING BRAIN THE MOMENT YOU FIRST SAW THIS. AND THUMBS UP FOR THE HOBBIT, AND THE LEGEND PETER JACKSON

[massputrify]

@xXTrueSShotX Ya thumbs-muthafuckin-up i still get spine chills everytime i see this scene!!

[Cmayjalook]

2:45-47

Did you see gimli swinging that shit like a pro.

Just wait until The Hobbit comes out.This is but a glimpse of Dwarven terror.HAHAH,

[Frazzled1234]

LMFAO as soon you start the movie actions starts

[ijzersterkbv]

Legolas to all other archers: 'Leave a hole for Gimli'Ten minutes later Gimli: Alright close the gap it's to much epicness!"

[WillJackF]

WILHELM SCREAM.



[dsed75b]

It's like D-Day only with a better ending

[Intranetusa]

@andrei97t

A bird.

[gta579]

2:34 Oh my penis!!! GRHH



[KandyFea]

2:37 one uruk-hai berserker ist having babies

[Navesblue]

0:00 And to think. If this guy had just taken the time to learn how to hold on to his bloody arrow, the attack would have been delayed for awhile longer and likely dozens of Roheeran lives would have been saved because the attack came later and Gandalf would have came with help sooner before all the Uruks had stormed the fortress....ah well, sucks to be him.

[SirCastor1985]

No offence to the elves, but Aragorn and Theoden should have called for the 300 Spartans. No Uruk would have dared to battle with them!

[PairOfKingsFan100]

First blood 0:00

[TheTV903]

2:22 Nice cut on the cheek! .......Bloody......!

[TOCR815]

@TheTV903 A blow like that should've taken half his face off lol.

[xxkrazyerxx]

fuckin love this scene, really good quality also! well done

[xXTrueSShotX]

their armor is weak at the ballsack

[godzuki30000]

whom do you serve *Urk-Hai voice* SOURMAN! xD

[Respect978]

they can use their bows,fucking ridicules,but cool :P

[MinecraftLegit]

SEND THEM TO ME! C'MON! Gimli <3

[MitchellBeazley]

0:00 XD

[payton854]

stupid ginger, he angered all the orcs when all of them could have just fired all at once.

[khanwarrior99]

Greatest Soundtrack ever!!

[chrisk1916]

Bloody autocorrect I meant notched and I meant they get owned lol

[chrisk1916]

At 2:18 an elf is holding his bow as if he has botched and arrow but there is clearly no arrow and he's pointing as if he's goin to fire,I think elves are awesome but try totally owned in this battle they weren't done justice at all every time you see one he's getting punched about lol

[trainer906]

@chrisk1916 when they created the film they hadnt arrows so they created arrows in the computers but they forgot this elf ... it is only one wrong

[keb156kaare]

@chrisk1916 The elf is not holding an arrow cuz the arrows are mostly animated (when the elves are shooting fast and stuff) Only the real close ups of elves holding arrows is where they use real arrows. Small mistake from the editors, but hey; Epic battle. :D

[ram0x28]

Omg 10,1000 orcs!

[Avaricious123]

Gimli gotem in the nuts

[FreeeeS]

If you can live for a dozens of centuries it must such a waste to die in battle

[albrechtion]

@FreeeeS i think elves get reincarnated in the halls of mandos in the undying lands.

[CaptainCookie98]

Stop writing comments about Skyrim !!

[mcpwns]

why bother saying hold in elvish when the guy is human

[JIGgameoverSAW]

So it begins..... ;D

NExt year the HOBBIT :D:D::D

[tysswe1]

@JIGgameoverSAW I AM SMAUG! ;)

[heartbreakkid007]

2:37 the only time i felt bad about a uruk.

[dedu98]

Awesome thanks dude!3

[TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

0:06 My reaction to Skyrim being released.

[tamweiwen]

2:35 The ballz chop LOL

[blahhx49]

0:09-- OHH HELL NAWWW. ITS ON.

[biohita]

HAHAHAHA! Sorry I have to laugh at 1:38.

The elf to the left haha! He's like "Ok, this is your big scene, you are besides one of the main characters, time to shine!" *bracer got loose* "WTF! Hope I didn't fuck up the scene, don't fire me"

Poor dude, his bracers weren't properly tied.

[spartanwarrior46]

0:58

Theodon:Give them a volly.

The dude who's name I forget: FIRE!!!

One-Eyed dude: FIRE!!!!

Eleves: Hahaha. That was a pretty shit and unaccurate volly.

[nouels1]

gimli is da BOMB

haha is funny how confidant gimli and legolas are that they wont die

"legolas, 2 already","im on 17", "ughh!, I wont lets some pointy ear outscore me!!" haha best line.

[1xoACEox1]

how did the elf that the orc with the crossbow kill manage to fall forward????? 1:29????

[Kalle1854]

@1xoACEox1 magic arrow



[DjShadowsound265]

if dovakhin was there, conjure up odhaviing and push them with the unrelenting force, Fus Roh Da

[Nicholosity]

umm arrow to the knee?

[cyberdaemon]

Why do i always think, "what if elves had like few machineguns like MG42 or something" at this scene lol

[Fl1ngpocket]

@cyberdaemon nah, the MG36 is probably more effective

[cyberdaemon]

@Fl1ngpocket Not really :P Rate of fire is weaker, calibre for MG36 is 5.56 instead of full rifle cartidge, you can change barrel in MG42 to keep shooting and so on...

[Fl1ngpocket]

@cyberdaemon I admire your knowledge. You have my respect.

[cyberdaemon]

@Fl1ngpocket Modern armies also use MG3 machineguns, which is an updated MG42 fitted for 7.62 NATO cartidge instead of old german 8.57 IS. 

[cyberdaemon]

Why do i always think, that few MG42s would help them out a lot! lol Not the orcs, but good guys! :D

[cyberdaemon]

Why do i always think, that few MG42s would help them out a lot lol :D

[TheElephantOpera]

@loki1300 shut the fuck up

[Jtaylor123able]

gimli: legolas 2 already

legolas im on 17

Gimli: i have no pointy ear outscoring me!

[SilentRavager]

I used to be an uruk-hai but then i took an arrow in the neck.

[seejur]

@SilentRavager or maybe a sword in the knee? @2:15

[xMotocross97]

Gimili- Legolas two already.

Legolas- I'm on sevnteen. haha lol

[Jockee1]

Am i the only one that came here for 2:06 to 2:10?

[Rikezify]

0:00 well now we know whos been shooting all these damn arrows to the knee

[kekeke42789]

lol I used to read this particular segment from the book during that quiet reading time during Engilsh in middle school, even though I had a calm face, I was screaming out all the lines dramatically in my head the whole time aha

[fvgdfbdokd]

Thumbs up if you feel even the most bloodthirsty orc did not deserve what occurs at 2:35

[toraktorak]

shivers.

[Eonwenian]

one minigun.... just one minigun at the walls... that would be fun

[CaelanMT]

Everyone loves Helms Deep!

[TheFlood911]

this is why you dont piss a dwarf off :3 you will lose some "things"

[sacura605]

and you would think the elves would help pull off a more gracefull and deadly fight 

[sacura605]

you can tell the first volley that the bows were stage bows. lol the arrows lost speed at around 15 ft lol

[tSp289]

@sacura605 Thing that bugs me is they keep saying 'fire!'. You don't fire a bow! It's not a firearm. You shoot or loose!

[knightace2002]

hahahahaha nut axed @2:26 or so hahahahahahaha go gimli but the elves r kickass tho can rlly shoot from afar rlly well but up close they're pretty squishy haha

[MyTeenageyearzz]

Legalos is a dick Lol

[MrSoldadiermax]

2:36 poor!!!

[Hoelys]

2:36 makes my day everytime

[gannning1987]

bring on the battle of the five armies!!!

[KSIRaDCaD]

I also heard a wilhelm scream at 2:11

[KSIRaDCaD]

Fail arrow shot at 1:01!

[MrSoldadiermax]

who is the man in 1:00 minutes which is missing an eye?

[paladin250892]

Sauron, Saruman and Grima disliked this video =_=