The Oregon Trail

[bchscomedygirl]

You made it all the way to Fort Laramie, and STILL had people alive? I swear, the only time the game tries to keep your party alive is when you're trying to kill them.

[DaBossk]

what the cock i cant find my version of this game....

[OrsonSpade]

"MAIZE." Genuinely laughed out loud at that.

[casablanca4381]

i was a nerd

[Jon5824]

Why are you talking the whole time? Show the game, not your stupid face!

[dodgingaces]

Fuuck i remember playin this at my baby sitters house when i was like 5, one of the funnest games i had ever played as a kid.....than my baby sitters son, a senior in highschool took it from me and said "i dont want to see you playing this shit anymore." and hands me one of the medal of honor games...... Good times :D

[Rednasyl28]

Haha I remember playing this game in the 2nd grade. Almost everyone in my class just went hunting =D so much fun

[jamesdagmond]

There's an even older version on Apple II.

[WaltDog1281]

The other pasttime in this game is to waste many days trading with, and ripping off, the locals. You buy stuff from the store and forts only to resell it to the locals for profit.

[clubpenguinmnmn1234]

I LIVE IN OREGEN

[acewing10]

it's pronounced "ore-gun", not "ore gone"

[brucebricked]

666'th comment...im gonna die

[Marianit22]

I totally remember this game. I was in second grade and every week we would play and loved it.

Good memories

[Nibs08]

@Marianit22 I loved playing it in elementary school to =D

[BLAZINninjas]

lol i remember the hunting. when ever someone managed to kill a squirrel everybody was like OMG!!

[MrBsmillie]

I absolutely loved this game as a kid. Such a classic.

[katielougarner]

fuck yeahhhh id always just practice hunt

[ldsidahoinmatt]

Love the video and music!

[awarenessis]

\/\/ |-| /^\ +

[jerilyng]

you say oregon trail like ore-gone and i say it like ore-gun



[ps2man38]

thumbs up if you came here because of sonic for hire

[firefighter17687]

yeah i have that game laying around here somewhere i prefer the "kill them all",and "the man way" methods while playing lol

[TheMexicanHomie]

press the 1911 button and enjoy your laughter

[thetommy623]

what edition is that

[krazykane100]

SHIT

IS

ON

THE

NIPPLE

[00IRON001]

YO ANYONE REMEMBER THE GAME PUTT PUTT!! this game and the oregon trail was all i looked forward to in school

[thevisualboy37]

THIS is why I subscribed. Because your videos are hilarious and enjoyable... even after 3-4 years.

[topthrilldragster20]

great game!!

[cyrushanleone]

anybody else think it was a little creepy about his third way of playing it?

[ejgouin]

hey i loved this game!!! question for you, do you remember another mac game that involved a deep sea diver and you would dive underwater and collect different shells and stuff to reach the treasure, I cant remember what it was called??? if you know let me know please

[fuzzball1213]

My mom told me I used to LOVE this game and that it came free with one of our computers...but i dont rememebr it at all! weird.

[milkmn00]

"...but if you play the right way you wont learn a thing, so dont worry. "

lol

[boopooly]

LOL I HATED those squirrels. Little bastards

[snowqueenkat]

Hey! I just told a bunch of people to come look at your video - hopefully they do. There is a YahooGames article about Facebook getting Oregon Trail, so I posted a comment telling people to come watch this.... because it's hilarious! :)

[NickelsAndCrimes]

@snowqueenkat haha Hey! Thanks so much for pimping me out! Nice to hear from you again! Getting a brand new camera Tues so hopefully I'll be back soon!

Jeff

[snowqueenkat]

@NickelsAndCrimes

Well it's about dang time, Jeff! I've been longing to watch one of your crazy videos again. It's been a while since the last one!

- Kathy

[ctopanga]

Where did you find this game?

[ctopanga]

OMG. I love this. i was laughing the whole time at this video because there was a nerd kid in my class who tried to win, and all the boys did hunt the whole time! The only educational part of this game is that I know what dysentery is.

[TheMrsamuelson]

i'm leaving for oregon in a couple of minutes

[barbaro267]

I would totally still play this game! I loved it as a kid! I never ever ever reached the end because my old computer would always cut out before I cold finish! LOL!

[beatleboy9020001]

i used to pick poison plants too

[Awesomenessman7]

best part of elementary school lol

[icanpwnUn00b]

Lol. Loved this game when I was younger!! From NY. Bunch of people played it around here.

[herzeleid86]

I'm English and I used to play it all the time as a kid. Classic.

[twistedtweek]

a thumbs up from me for Woody Guthrie

[CescoPisicoli]

this was the version i was introduced to and only played and epicly loved back in 1994 when i was 13!!

[drsc]

To the uploader of the vid, you remind me of Jacky from Virtua Fighter.

[00IRON001]

i played this in school when i was in 2nd grade. ah the 90's the golden years. probably wouldnt let kids play it now days cuz they would think it's to violent. ppl now days

[carlosb1]

Do you remember the Amazon Trial? how about Dyno Park Tycoon? ahaha classics...

[BretCoalition]

@carlosb1 Youre the fucking man for remembering about Amazon Trail

[carlosb1]

I used to play this in elementary school....during lunch break ......oh man i reached the end like 3 times... greetings from Texas..ahh memories ...

[philymouskewitz]

...or your oxen are Jesus....LOL

[jestrada714]

wat edition is da one u have ..

[trj156]

What specific version of the game is the one you're playing? I have tried and tried to find it but I keep getting the Apple version and other useless crap. Your version is the one my elementary school used. Thanks

[disasterwave]

they made us play this in school when i was little holy hell hahaha i always wasted my money on i think bacon haha

[SirEsahc]

I remember we had to play this game in school. I never really got my head around how to play it so everyone end up dying. The End!

=P

[sdowden]

you are a dork but ina coolll nerdy way

[MakeupGuruFanatic]

awww I miss this game =)

[lyoko9011]

the best way to beat this game is usually get more than 6 oxens and the max amount of food and change the speed of your trip to the fastest lastly, not that important, let them have a huge fest everyday and no resting. (watched this on another vid of this game but a older version)

[MarioIsaGreen]

Duuude Ja'far really D:

[Sarahsamanthahh]

fuckyeah

[virginiarules510]

Found the old original game online not too long ago, and played it for the first time since elementary school. I was never able to beat it then, but now...it's almost too easy! I actually TRIED to die, and none of my little people would die. All five of them made it to Oregon, lol. I actually made the top 10 list!

[TECfan1]

what the heck? That game is like so boring.

[MyMazama]

hahah the best video game a ever had :D

[yagerfire]

holy shit nostalgia. thank you for uploading this

[LikesFredVideos]

I was at the line of Oregon about to beat but my darn wagon kept tipping over. I was mad

[wilkes85]

I'm from Canada, and we had this game.

I was NEVER able to get to Oregon, but just a few months ago, I played this on the computer, and I made it to Oregon!!!! And no matter how many times I played it afterwards, I couldn't beat it. Usually, some asshole would steal all my oxen LOL

[Dieharddreamers]

I played the Nerd Way. >>

[theatrekid07]

haha loved that game

[NoTagNamesLeft]

I use to play when i was in shcool

[coffeeandsugar20]

Excuse me but...

"The OreGONE trail"

No. 

[bloodtiefangirl]

wow i remember playing this game in elementary school.

[SHSfootball13]

its not ORYGON idiot pernounce it like ORGAN like you have in your body idiot .. mab thats annoying you sound like lee corso

[Deflecto3]

Wrong "classic" Oregon Trail nutsack...

[ACID634]

u killed kevin.......u basterd

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Jeff

Santa

Kevin

Jesus

Joe

[TheDemba02]

nice job jeff, i m watching your videos, and enjoying them, ts mom,and darrens mother-in law.

[12fig]

NOO!!!Use the online mac simulator!

Andy and his peperony and chease are calling for you!

[Crazy8er888]

That was hilarious! I love that game.

[kissofdeath09]

MAIZE!!!

[swedishgorilla1]

I love this game. But please pronounce my states name correctly. I hate when people call it Or-a-gone. It's just annoying. But thanks for the video anyways, how did you get a copy? I'm trying to get a good childhood classic in my hands again.

[jessidiah]

It's ORE-AGAIN, Not ORE-GONE Dammit!

[joeyohe]

I always play the mans way i love orygon trail

My fav is ot2 u get pistols shot gun and rifle

[TigerP00]

lmao THIS CHEERED MY DAY!

[vegeta8085]

i seem always seem to get dysentery *shrugs*

[scooter4849]

i did kill mode once and me and 1 other actually survived :)

[synthemescthewise]

Stop saying Ore-gone. It's Orygun, get it right, dammit.

[Ragitsu]

Nowadays, we just take a plane.

[PinkPinkie2000]

i always pictured if this game was a now-a-day game that it would look like what red dead redemption looks like.

[I0MA]

Ahh good times, used to play this in Elementary and we would join eachother's groups and then kill eachother. O.o

[Steve197201]

Oh, and one more thing about kill mode. I always started my journey in early winter, just to make it even more tough.

[Steve197201]

This video is awesome! I couldn't believe it when you started talking about the three ways to win, because I used to do them all back the day. I also used to play to kill, and exactly the way you described it: meager rations and grueling pace.

[BirnsS]

shit game

[animecrazy42]

Loved this game as a kid

[21Sarabi]

lol @ number 3

[GAAB9000]

will somebody tell me what version this is

[CRicksRun]

You ARE awesome!

[DarkKyoger]

i hate bullies so im gonna do this right now and see them die thx for this one man >:D

[67mustangreg]

ahahahahhah!!!!!!!memories.

[78therage]

Oregon not Oregone you fucktard.

[1x93cm]

it's HUGE

that game was the best!

Jebediah has died of dysentery.

[MYBATTLEBRIDE]

we totally had that game in canada..it was bloody awsome.....wish i had that game

[Ch0xie]

it was mandatory to play this back in elementary school and it was the funnest most boring game ever

[TheSmojman]

I'm from Australia and i loved this game.

[nesabadox]

lmao he said winning is for losers in this game... what a total Noob i beat this in second grade in one sitting.. its not even that hard of game.. your just a TOTAL NOOB lol

[NickelsAndCrimes]

@nesabadox No, anyone CAN beat the game. I was just saying you're a n00b if you actually TRY to beat it. Beating the game is by far the least fun part of the game. Snap son haha

[sabers714]

@NickelsAndCrimes how did u get this game, can u download it?

[unnamed715]

@NickelsAndCrimes

Man I haven't played this game in yeeeeaars! I remember playing it in school, god I feel old now. Anyway thanks for the nostalgia overload! xD

[tltxhzj]

@nesabadox you totally missed the point haha

[indianagrl828]

@nesabadox yes because it's an insult to be a "noob" get a life you retard.

[BlackJack995]

@nesabadox but winning isnt fun

[urgoingonzo]

LOL hilarious. i just downloaded a newer version on my palm pre and love it.

[figginaydogz]

Or-gun. That's how you say in. Not or-e-gone. Get it right!!

But, awesome game.

[Yaddashmadda]

fyi- ore-gun. :)

[hubbard1999]

i love the game

[LMA629]

it was epic everywhere

[chaoschao27]

You shot 6197lb. of food and used 20 bullets but could only take 15lb.

MANLY MEN!!

[NirvanaFan122488]

I remember being in elementary school and this was one of the only two games we could play.The other was called "Beebop" or something.Good days.

[avsfan331940]

When I first played the deluxe PC version at age 6 my classmates and I had no idea what "caulking" the wagon meant. We thought maybe it was like cocking a gun.

At age 10 we learned what "caulking" was, the noun and the verb.

At age 16 "caulking the wagon" had become a sort of double entendre amongst those of us who remembered the countless indoor recess hours spent playing in "man mode" and "play to kill"

:D

[avsfan331940]

Why wasn't this version ever ported to Game Boy?

I've heard the phone version is OK but phone batteries never last long enough when playing games.

[seconnature2000]

i you to hate the damn game when i was a kid

i would always die from fucking small pox and shit my buddy dave would drowned ashley would be dead by the worst shit and i would get robbed 24/7

[Lisarose527]

you are funny! :)

[TlGBC]

the ontario trail

[AmphibiousEyeliner]

:I I FUCKING. KEPT DYING.

It made me sad. I was in like, first or second grade when I played it o3o

[sindiewen]

I vaguely remember playing this game back in 2nd grade at school. IT WAS FUCKING FUN!!!!

Im gonna have to pick this up for both the computer and my iPod Touch.

[Sir0Syler]

too bad they don't have it out on Gameboy DS :(

[ShunnFUCK]

I think you stole my copy!

I can't find ittt!

:'(

[boomchikawowwowo]

Gosh...NOBODY in my class could beat this game. NOBODY!

[i2stankyleg]

how do i get this game again

[Arbow1986]

and you are yet another person who pronouces it as ARE-GONE

[Chloey23]

I played it for a long time and I love it

[alen1122]

OMG I always played this in school!!! those were the good ol' days!!!

classic game

[punisher3455]

same here . this game is indeed a classic.

[crk416]

Omg this game was so much fun when we were in 5th grade. We beat it once then did the kllling way for the rest of the year and eventually killed every kid in class.

[armoredspawn17]

I used to play this game all the time in elementary school.

[TheTravisChannel]

I found this exact copy in an antique store years ago. Whenever I'm in quarter life crisis mode, I play the old Oregon trail and hope some people die........not really

[naru725]

I used to play this game when i was little. It was awesome. Though i did the mistake of listing my friends, and unfortunantley, they all died :S..opps

[michael11234]

i played it when i was like 12 and i live in NZ.

[pancakewafflebacon]

caulk wagon and float it

(wagon tips)

NOOOO!!!

[Armando51roosters]

I remember the time we played that game together in my 8th grade history class. But we died in the game unfortunately. All because my class had a majority vote to not buy any supplies before we left. What a bunch of dumbass they were. >:(

[loserella55]

I'm a girl and I played the man mode every time I played. XD I couldn't stop hunting.

[Sami7685]

@loserella55 Lol. Those squirrels were as good as dead. 

[imaguy817]

woody! nice dude

[PvtJoker22]

I have a version of The Oregon Trail on my cell phone and am from Canada. Many times have my companions died of dysentery and cholera. I made the mistake the first time of choosing something other than banker.

[nickool4]

i love that game and i play it on my itouch too lol

[RetroGamerGato]

I never play the pc version

BUT i play the ipod touch version

and it's just awesome :D

maybe i search this game :D nice review :3

[nickleo37]

I used to play this on the old windows 98 computers at school in boston...goood times

[cvwtet87]

im in canada and i used to have that game.

[SoulWolff]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

[samuraivaj]

lol i want this game its been years since i last played it

[youzatrick]

damn malaria !! lol

[Simpig25]

0:38 Santa and Jesus

[skeezysquirrel]

I had some favorite games back in elementary school. Oregon Trail (the 286 version) and Number Munchers. I could never get the highest score in the class on Number Munchers.

[raincrow88]

Same here! Awesome!

[dragonheart333]

I play this game alot when I was little, my family die of some kind of disease every time I play it.

[PhoHmooAmerica]

this is the best game I ever play back in elementary school...brings back old memories

[Katriania]

LMFAO! I loved playing that in third grade and...I always died first. xD

[swordman235]

I remember playing this game in elementary school and it's true it is the best game ever

[ROosthakid]

He was playing Oregon Trail II right?

[Ilovevulpix17]

wow, i would always ford it and i never died once. :3

[Danny123456789009876]

I haven't played this game in 15 years. Oh what memories in the 5th grade....

[mrhottieisjuwan]

I know ive already said this on this video, but this game seriously scared the SHIT out of me.

[killerzwad80]

we made the name bob saget and the characters chuck norris, billy mays, jake, and idr the other one but hahaha it was so funny

[killerzwad80]

we r studying this in history and we played this game, its sweet! haha the whole class loves it

[kirkpatrick321]

there was a Neil Young song in one of the Oregon Trail games (or at least it sounded like Neil Young) in one of these games. Does anyone know the name of the song, I have been looking for it for years.

[DeathAdder83]

this game was around when i was a kid, i knew about it and everything, but don't remember playing it.....looks like it could be kinda of fun in a bizzare way though

[lifer4164]

When I was in elementary, we played this on computer class days, all i ever did was hunt the whole time. Hunting was the best part of the game

[xoxlotsaluvsxox]

In Elementary school, we used to LOVE the day where we could go to the library becasue the computers in there had Oregon Trail on it. There were only like 2 boys in the class who could get farther than anyone else. My people always ended up dying of some kind of flu.

[Sittingtrot1]

OryGun! OryGun! OryGun... your vid would be great if you said OryGun right! LOL > I have palyed this game alot... and I, being female played it the mans way... I esp loved leaving my names on the tombstone.. but I made up names like Pus Bucket or Liver Lips.

[MrissXD]

LOL <3 this game. and i love your video haha

[ILiekT0ast]

YAY DYSENTERY :D

[6deraj]

Its OR-Y-GUN NOT ORE-GONE

[commentM0NSTER]

omg nostalgia, <333 old skool I need to get my hands on the old skool versiooooon