I've seen ALL his videos and this is his only video where he compliments a guy's look by saying that a man is "cute" and all. He never does that in his videos.
lol does tht thing on chris's head say "happy birthday"? lol if it does thtz so weird becuz wen i watch this today is my birthday...awww thanx chris lol
OMG! I cannot believe I never saw this before. Please bring this character back. It is truley brilliant. This is true comedy. This is admiral. This is doable. You know who might like your brand of humor? The BBC. They love sketch comedy and sketch comedy is what you are ALL ABOUT. Also, has anyone ever told you that your expressions remind one of Jerry Lewis when he was a young boy? That my dear, is a true complement. I have loved him since I was a little one.
This is in a response to the note you sent telling me you had spelled 'queer' correctly! It is quite obvious you can neither spell nor read...You spelled the word 'faggot' incorrectly as there is no mention of the word queer.Then again,most bigots are illiterate.
@grame141 Your the ass that sent me a letter a year later out of the blue ranting about your spelling.Get it right moron and go screw yourself!And along with everything else your grammar sucks as well troll.
@susansays66 My grammar sucks? I see nothing wrong with the grammar in my last comment, however i do see something wrong with yours. "This is in a response to"......
This is in a response to the note you sent telling me you had spelled 'queer' correctly! It is quite obvious you can neither spell nor read...You spelled the word 'faggot' incorrectly as there is no mention of the word queer.Then again,most bigots are illiterate.
@williepie A good person. Who the fuck do you think you are, you bastard? Grow a fucking pair and wake up. The world is damned if people like you exist. And let me tell you, people like you are dying out. Fuck intolerance and ignorance. The age of equality is coming and the world will not be fit for judgmental people like you.
@williepie Fucking cancer. You're a pile on society's ass. Fuck you and your ignorance. Soon enough you will find out that no one likes people like you anymore and you're not going to get anywhere in life holding the views you have. Generation liberty is now.
@jazza279 Do you think your being funny when you say that kind of stuff? because your not. You never tell someone to die because of who they are thats horrible you should be ashamed
Your disgusting you monster/animal GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL! everyone copy and paste on all of its vids...
@airsoftgunup2 If you don't know how to respect people, culture and what-ever the rest of the world is made of then you better shut up, because hypocrites like you get killed every second because they don't do us anygood. It might as well be you so what i'm going to do is report your comments to the head of youtube where you might have to afront court journals if you don't shut up. Deal? Or no deal?
If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. SRRY DONT WANNA DIE
STICK TO THESE VIDEOS CHRIS. Your other videos are a bit.... stupid. sorry. but for real! This. Is. Funny. Your other stuff is not. Hairflip good. Opinions bad.
lol close enough... but no they talk more like ah yah i kna i kna what yah mean love, ey pet i kna hes propa mint lyke me luv. X_Xdrives me mad i put up with that everyday. but i am happy to be back in the place of my birth.
everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!
my name is angelica im a girla nd staright its funny how u make your sexuality so fun and understanding its like u dont care wht people think your not scared to show people who u are thats the amazing thing about u
Will you please please please bring Prestigious Penelope back once more? Please consider it Chris. I promise I'll post a really good response video to it. I just Love you as Penelope. It's diviiiine dahling!
Does that thing on your forehead say 'Happy Birthday'? I've seen this vid about 5 times now, but this is the first time I've realised it. I love you Chris, your much more intelligent and witty than most people may realise.
lol omg I love this vid.!!
NikkiScissorhands1 2 weeks ago
I've seen ALL his videos and this is his only video where he compliments a guy's look by saying that a man is "cute" and all. He never does that in his videos.
Nancy99999 1 month ago
THERES NO STEPHANIE THERE!!
propertyofjoey 1 month ago
Lmfao :D
Fastfashionaddict09 2 months ago
WEARD
U SHOULE BE A FIVE YEAR OLD
ladybug100lol 4 months ago
great performance
woshy0 4 months ago
Oh, Chris... you are so funny. I do enjoy fake apples... very invigorating, I must tell you...
dingalingaloo 4 months ago
"And I do enjoy... fake apples... very invigorating I must tell you" HAHAHAHAHAHA ily Chris.
MsBarefootWanderer 5 months ago
chris crockers PMS...who knew
iWinFail 5 months ago
omg 3 pepole in one hahahaha
gingerdogmanz818 5 months ago
"Now back to my cigarrette, i've abandoned it, it seems". LMAO
LeLeeMusic 5 months ago
LOL after 1:20. That came out of left field! "Fake apples." A funny surprise. That's true comedy. I bet a lot of people laughed at that.
DexterHaven49 5 months ago
lol does tht thing on chris's head say "happy birthday"? lol if it does thtz so weird becuz wen i watch this today is my birthday...awww thanx chris lol
LiEzELLaGaT 6 months ago
This is my favorite Chris Crocker video of all time. Seriously.
sebastianfoyle 7 months ago
OMG! I cannot believe I never saw this before. Please bring this character back. It is truley brilliant. This is true comedy. This is admiral. This is doable. You know who might like your brand of humor? The BBC. They love sketch comedy and sketch comedy is what you are ALL ABOUT. Also, has anyone ever told you that your expressions remind one of Jerry Lewis when he was a young boy? That my dear, is a true complement. I have loved him since I was a little one.
Crimonyman 8 months ago
Another one of my favourite. I often search for this video when I need some prestigious inspiration
princessjoots 8 months ago
iznt tht right stephanie haha
breeanditz 9 months ago
ROFL this video is hilarious!
babygurl18720 9 months ago
i could not stop laughing. god i love you chris xD
xMrsGontierx 10 months ago
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@grame141
This is in a response to the note you sent telling me you had spelled 'queer' correctly! It is quite obvious you can neither spell nor read...You spelled the word 'faggot' incorrectly as there is no mention of the word queer.Then again,most bigots are illiterate.
susansays66 10 months ago
@susansays66
This is in response to your reply to my comment that i posted over a year ago
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
grame141 10 months ago
@grame141 Your the ass that sent me a letter a year later out of the blue ranting about your spelling.Get it right moron and go screw yourself!And along with everything else your grammar sucks as well troll.
susansays66 10 months ago
@susansays66 My grammar sucks? I see nothing wrong with the grammar in my last comment, however i do see something wrong with yours. "This is in a response to"......
grame141 10 months ago
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@grame141
This is in a response to the note you sent telling me you had spelled 'queer' correctly! It is quite obvious you can neither spell nor read...You spelled the word 'faggot' incorrectly as there is no mention of the word queer.Then again,most bigots are illiterate.
susansays66 10 months ago
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susansays66 10 months ago
its a guy....thats a girl... -.- yup the world is fucked.
williepie 10 months ago
@williepie why, why does it matter?
Ajek47 9 months ago
@Ajek47 god damn the world is doomed because of people like you, what type of person says why does it matter if hes a fucking tranny?
williepie 9 months ago
@williepie A good person. Who the fuck do you think you are, you bastard? Grow a fucking pair and wake up. The world is damned if people like you exist. And let me tell you, people like you are dying out. Fuck intolerance and ignorance. The age of equality is coming and the world will not be fit for judgmental people like you.
Ajek47 9 months ago
@Ajek47 people like you make me want to join the kkk and im not even racist, i just want the chance to lynch a queer
williepie 9 months ago
@williepie Fucking cancer. You're a pile on society's ass. Fuck you and your ignorance. Soon enough you will find out that no one likes people like you anymore and you're not going to get anywhere in life holding the views you have. Generation liberty is now.
Ajek47 9 months ago
@Ajek47 angry modernized child is angry.
williepie 9 months ago
@williepie Ignorant underdeveloped moron is ignorant.
Ajek47 9 months ago
lol it gives you the illusion that you are popu-lare
ClythiaMystica 10 months ago
roflmao! love you!!
TheDameofdarkness 10 months ago
OMG someone commented your disgusting go back to the jungle...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!
Chris Crocker is ACE, and if you dont like him...DONT COMMENT.
Haters...go away!
Love You Chris.
JustGothToYou 11 months ago
@jazza279 Do you think your being funny when you say that kind of stuff? because your not. You never tell someone to die because of who they are thats horrible you should be ashamed
Sonnia3658 1 year ago
Hater's gonna hate, but this is fucking hilarious.
mjgc8755 1 year ago
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Your disgusting you monster/animal GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL!GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE GO BACK TO HELL! everyone copy and paste on all of its vids...
TheWarzaa 1 year ago
LMFAOOOO this is hilarioussss!
TheJoanna143 1 year ago
you fucking asshole this is some great acting, Chris you are truly gifted
terzosecondo 1 year ago
Chris you matherfucker this is some prestigious acting :)))
terzosecondo 1 year ago
that was absolutely bloody brilliant.
cuixinshi 1 year ago
lol gay
stupidIRRITATINGvoic 1 year ago
fucken die gay cunt
jazza279 1 year ago
@jazza279 Immature and weak, that is what you are. You NEVER tell someone to die EVER! Are you stupid!?
UnfortunatelyScene 1 year ago
@UnfortunatelyScene pfft noob get owned
jazza279 1 year ago
PRESTIGIOUS PENELOPE
xTheBlaire 1 year ago
OK. FIRST UR A GUY, THEN UR A GIRL, THEN UR A GRANDMA, WATZ NEXT BACK TO A GUY?
wrestlingwreslting 1 year ago
@onekillerpie there is a place for you as well, you will rot there alone bitch!!!!
ChrisCrockersGirl1 1 year ago
There is a place is hell reserved for Chris Crocker.
Onekillerpie 1 year ago
@Onekillerpie if you don't like then don't watch his videos? I know, it's a crazy concept and all, to avoid what you don't like.
hisehise98 1 year ago
375 people aren't living prestigiously.
KoalaCookies 1 year ago
i love you.
you're my idol.
xD
<3333
timothyalexandar 1 year ago
gay
airsoftgunup2 1 year ago
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@airsoftgunup2 If you don't know how to respect people, culture and what-ever the rest of the world is made of then you better shut up, because hypocrites like you get killed every second because they don't do us anygood. It might as well be you so what i'm going to do is report your comments to the head of youtube where you might have to afront court journals if you don't shut up. Deal? Or no deal?
tedipenguproductions 1 year ago
@airsoftgunup2 no shit?
MacMe95 1 year ago
hahahahhah (:
hannahmichellebrown 1 year ago
hilarious!!!! go chris crocker! "i love sophifistication and dignity and prestige!" hahaha funny that at 1.56 he accidently does his real accent LoL
siosun 1 year ago
wow(: this is so hilarious!
random018ify 1 year ago
Laughing. My. Double chin. Off. ;)
x0happiibunnii0x 1 year ago
laughing so hard!!!!
KristenLouise16 1 year ago
@itschriscrocker She could blend in well in Starbucks.
reyreaper23 1 year ago
I love this !!
awesome !! please do more videos as "Prestigious Penelope"!!
:)
TeenB94 1 year ago
lol
lordtusk666 1 year ago
this is the shit i have been watchin it over n over 24 times now
coconolo123 1 year ago
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If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. SRRY DONT WANNA DIE
FAMASman 1 year ago
This is great, Chris. haha
pupacroomba 1 year ago
LMFAOOO THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS
BAMFJane 1 year ago
all time fav.
bunnydelady 1 year ago
Chris I love you!! You 're so funny!
From ya #1 fan in Brazil =***
Etcetal69 1 year ago
this is EXAXTLY what my old art teacher used to be like xD
RetroSpyro 1 year ago
you are BULLSHiT. kapisch?
abisz39 1 year ago
You are so hillarious! I love the voice and how you pretend to be dying to attract men, guys like girls who are falling apart! Everyone knows that!
LollitaSamaXOXO 1 year ago
what does he say in 1:24? fake apples, very... what?
and 1:31 ... what does he say?????
akatsukigoku1010 1 year ago
@akatsukigoku1010 very invigorating and - what are some tips
tashynoo 1 year ago
this is gonna be you in 20 years.
nickspacee 1 year ago
ahhahahah "back to my cigarrette, i've abandoned it, it seems" jajaja
akatsukigoku1010 1 year ago
< 3
janedilldoe 1 year ago
LOL!
SuperPrismatic 1 year ago
WTF is wrong with u bitch
misses1998 1 year ago
LoL luv it
BraydinB 1 year ago
WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Z4ft3yPin 1 year ago
Does chris really smoke?
FSflyer264 1 year ago
@FSflyer264 no c:
BraydinB 1 year ago
@FSflyer264 no , hes compleetely agaist it
xocathlenexo 1 year ago
@FSflyer264 Nooo he hates smokers
DustBunnie92 1 year ago
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PEOPLE SEE MY NEW VIDEO! A TUTORIAL HOW TO BE GAY
MsRubynho 1 year ago
I'm not even kidding Chris you should go try out for like comedy central, SNL, madtv or something you are hilarious when you do stuff like this :p
stacymovie 1 year ago
this reminds me of my mean teacher ms steliga lol
selenasutherland73 1 year ago
you're perfect! haha
secretlovers1012 1 year ago
PopuLAR!
XDDD
YouKnowYouLoveCain 1 year ago
@YouKnowYouLoveCain LOL
death0by0cookie 1 year ago
omg Chris you are amazing haha
carlayzpotato 1 year ago
he has a really good british accent, like REEEALLY GOOD lol.. funny vid :)
MrSweetlife92 1 year ago
x3 Hobosexual! <3
iApathetic 1 year ago
I love how the table keeps making noises :)
titanicsbiggestfan 1 year ago
@titanicsbiggestfan me too!! i think that everytime i see this! glad im not the only one
carlayzpotato 1 year ago
lmfao. i fucking love you.
IKissedAGirl777 1 year ago
But... I'm right here.... I'M STEPH STOP IGNORING ME!!!
MmmLoganBerry 1 year ago
pause it at 1:14. really funny!
msraymond 1 year ago
0:33 Isn't that right?
chaingun87 1 year ago
ah your a silly one little chris
tigereyes141 1 year ago
Lmao. I love you!
xTuhNayx 1 year ago
love it
AtTheEnd1000 1 year ago
HAHAHA.. Omg..funniest video to date!! <3 it
SJCNPM 1 year ago
I've ALWAYS been a sophicated purrrsooon hahha
hollymadison69 1 year ago
i love this one!
p33cefora11 1 year ago
lol "hello Stephanie" lol
321livi 1 year ago
There's no stephanie there!
mjgc8755 1 year ago
i love your wacky sagittarius humour!!!
plutonium78 1 year ago
as a brit, I can say your accent is flawless! x
TheBohemianTenor 1 year ago
i do enjoy a bit of chris crocker during the day <3
kittensrockstar 1 year ago
hello? chris crocker is the best thing that happened in this world!
Realstar700 1 year ago
can i give you a tip like the fake apples? You should stick to being a guy not an old woman it would help all youtube users ALOT!!
Music4bri 1 year ago
@Music4bri it's called acting sweetheart
TheBohemianTenor 1 year ago
"I do enjoy ... FAKE APLES" So do I Chris, so do I o.o
Best thing ever said in my opinion.
semillasdelorto 1 year ago
wait, i'm right here! i'll smoke with you, lovely old woman :)
stefaniew777 1 year ago
XDD Are you high? lmao. You make me giggle.
love9metal2child 1 year ago
L MAO...CHRIS YOUR BRILLIANT! XD
lunaghost 1 year ago
STICK TO THESE VIDEOS CHRIS. Your other videos are a bit.... stupid. sorry. but for real! This. Is. Funny. Your other stuff is not. Hairflip good. Opinions bad.
OMGshNicholas 1 year ago
i wonder if chris has capatalised on his fame, surely youtube must be paying him
colsh1690 1 year ago
pretigous penelophy. lol
grumpy4sho 1 year ago
lol close enough... but no they talk more like ah yah i kna i kna what yah mean love, ey pet i kna hes propa mint lyke me luv. X_Xdrives me mad i put up with that everyday. but i am happy to be back in the place of my birth.
KizunaTheFox 1 year ago
LMAO!
i thought it was funny cuz i go to a brittish school and all the teachers talk like that LOL
Demha1166 1 year ago
this is so true hahah they talk like this too well only the old ladies..
Vickatsch1995 1 year ago
wat.......the fuck? lol
sam199512 1 year ago
"I pretend that I'm dying" Ahh I love this video I laughed SO hard!!! It's sooo funny!
LizSavnZo628 1 year ago
Amazing.
stephieeeeeeee 1 year ago
THATS WHY THEY CALL ME PRESTIGIOUS PENELOPE, I'M PRESTIGIOUS AND MY NAME IS PENELOPE! hahahahahah
xtevenx 2 years ago
everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!
kaoxoxo 2 years ago
I can't help but love this.
sukiocity 2 years ago
Can you die now? Please?
Scuzzlebutt98 2 years ago
omg, youre awesome!
rik0na 2 years ago
this is my inspiration in life.
misshannahanastasia 2 years ago
Even thought there's no STAPHANIE there. lolll.
LollymcMuffin 2 years ago
lol i love the way he says transsexual somewhere around 1:20
applelemonhead3345 2 years ago
this is hilarious you are funny as hell i love this video
beachbumcag 2 years ago
Some of you peope take your time out to watch his video just to insult him. I think half the time you all wish you were more like him.
williambrown007 2 years ago
Prestigious Penelope lol. You sound and look totally different. Good acting. :}
aniefig 2 years ago
This "man" is retarded..maybe god can save him.
Doricoz 2 years ago
OMG! shit ..fuck ...greatness xD
2UPforPeace 2 years ago
i've asked you a 1000 times now chris... please please please bring penelope back!!!
iiiiiccccc 2 years ago
Chris, you are so fucking hilarious! I love you and how random you are! Haha
You should seriously become an actor.
ZVsBabe 2 years ago
good actor
YiLuXiangBang 2 years ago
I think Chris is hilarious !! always a good laugh watching his videos
SquirrelLovesYou 2 years ago
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You should stop this pretending shit..You are not a fucking girl, u are a gay guy.
Doricoz 2 years ago
No, this thing is not gay.
Gay is homosexual. A man who is attracted to men.
THIS fucking piece of shit is a mentally unstable retard.
ignas1130 2 years ago
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chris, its time to face reality.
you're not a chick
stop trying to be
its not cute anymore.
thescarletsilence 2 years ago
^ Stephanie is my name
StephJayneV 2 years ago
More videos like this please chris, fucking fantastic
history546 2 years ago
Chris, you have CLASS
Ds771737 2 years ago
Hey, my name is Stephanie as well
^_^
horXhay 2 years ago
lmfao MY NAME IS STEPHANIE LOL
Stephz124 2 years ago
LMFAO! Dude you've got way too much free time on your hands...but it does seem to produce some funny shit! x)
localibran 2 years ago
your creeping me out!! =)
anber2000 2 years ago
there's no stephanie there! ;)
pure love it(L)
pockettmonsterr 2 years ago
"isn't that right stephanie?" lmao
raquelle08 2 years ago
jajajajaj !! u r so funny chris !
-i fkn love youuu !! :) <3
patriciaq2008 2 years ago
Jesus christ ur funny!!!! i fuckin love u!
babybubbee 2 years ago
"When i talk in a deeper tone, that means that I'm letting out my inner-transexual."
LOL!!! You are so funny Chris! :)
IRSPONGEBOB 2 years ago
yup, he's got a great sens of humor and he's a good actor!!!!
CleverDjembe 2 years ago
"Oh, hello Stephanie!"
:D
ily.
<3
HeartShapedBoxxxxx 2 years ago
lol stefanie
steffygurl333 2 years ago
"And before you know it the apple is in my stomach and regurgitating it. Or digesting."
I do the same shit, only I don't have the balls to put it on youtube. You're AWESOMEl!!!
littleurchin28 2 years ago
Chrissy you really need your own show. youre hilarious.
PumpkinKunt 2 years ago
my name is angelica im a girla nd staright its funny how u make your sexuality so fun and understanding its like u dont care wht people think your not scared to show people who u are thats the amazing thing about u
angelakon123 2 years ago
I couldn't stop smiling! I love you so hard.
EurydiceGrey 2 years ago
i laugh all the time at this video!
msraymond 2 years ago
Why arent you on MAD TV or something lol. You are hilarious
lovebasil 2 years ago
Prestigious Penelope FTW!
FollyxXxFallen 2 years ago
that's so funny
eor42 2 years ago
Your awesome.
TelepathicPebble 2 years ago
:D LOVE IT!!! hahahahaha, ur character is Genius!! (ironically, lol).
LOL i love the apple demonstration!!
WeAreBullets 2 years ago
I think this is one of my favorite videos that you have made. I quite enjoyed it.
bunnythibault 2 years ago
Will you please please please bring Prestigious Penelope back once more? Please consider it Chris. I promise I'll post a really good response video to it. I just Love you as Penelope. It's diviiiine dahling!
iiiiiccccc 2 years ago
Twisting the voice and then doing that accent... great job.
iiiiiccccc 2 years ago
I think this is the most brilliant video you ever did.
iiiiiccccc 2 years ago
this is funny
duyslurpeenguyen 2 years ago
quite fancy lmao
itskailanx3 2 years ago
Haha you look like my mom!
oODkLiciousOo 2 years ago
Ohhh God Penelope, that is fucked up shit, HILARIOUS LOL
macron12 2 years ago
Hahahahahah!! I love you Chris!! Youre so funny and AWESOME!!
PrincessPcd187 2 years ago
Does that thing on your forehead say 'Happy Birthday'? I've seen this vid about 5 times now, but this is the first time I've realised it. I love you Chris, your much more intelligent and witty than most people may realise.
sugarplumapathy 2 years ago