more seinfeld! more! does anyone have the wizard of oz 1939 or titanic with leonardo that works? we pay all this money for internet and loyal youtubers and can't get those movies. such bullshit
Awww, you left out the best line. Elaine's friend (Maggie Wheeler) RE: Having sex with George on the kitchen floor- "How good could it be? My head was on a hot plate."
It is such a good show but it all came down when found out what kind of person that kramer in real life is, i feel beltrayed by such a loser, my seasons , my laughs beltrayed by him, still the rest of the cast rules the bones, yeah! my boys can swim hahaha
@acapunk just because the actor said bad things...you shouldnt think less of his acting and the character in seinfeld. that is just ridiculous. he was amazing in seinfeld
@kingpoe1 so what if Michael Richards is a racist? Martin King was a racist, Oscar Tillman is a racist, Kanye West is a racist. WHO CARES? racism always has, and always will be an issue...because of people like you.
someone should post the other scene,where Elaine has to describe to her friend what George is like.Thats so funny,since George is small,bald,fat and has glasses.And Elaine has to tell her why he got fired from his last job "He tried to poisen his boss" Hahahaha
GEORGE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARCTERS EVER
ASDF123428262 1 week ago
"Come ON, there plenty of women out there for all of us. Let's go!"
mobus1603 2 weeks ago
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mobus1603 2 weeks ago
I wonder what would of happened if Seinfeld came back for another season.
CHETxxxLEMON 1 month ago
"How could she be smarter than you?"
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Only George would be cheap enough to skimp on condoms... that's like skimping on your car-brakes.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
What an amazing show. After you've seen Seinfeld you can turn off your TV because everything else will suck by comparison.
GizmoFromPizmo 3 months ago
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@GizmoFromPizmo
Yeah including Season 7-9.
And Frasier, Just Shoot Me, and some other shows were good too.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
I like to relate to the commoners, to show them I'm a man of the people too! lol
bluegiant888 3 months ago
@bluegiant888 lol
SiuLamKuen 3 months ago
Flowing?
MrMohr22 3 months ago
maybe its just me but.....isn't Jerry wearing the same sweater as FREDDY KRUEGER?????
MovieMonster13 5 months ago
Lol Kramer at 4:00 is so awesome
Gammodore 5 months ago
cant belive how the dressed so ugley shirts
OUWATZAHLE08 6 months ago
my boys can swim!!!!
norrismini 6 months ago
When George thought she was pregnant... best reaction ever
tiagomartins165 6 months ago
I made great small talk with the waitress so she could see I can relate to the commoners....That. Is. Priceless.
futrellyourself 6 months ago
@futrellyourself hahaha it was brilliant
MooWooCartoons 6 months ago
For me it is the best show ever,but just George and Krema are great,love them
Jerry is boring,Elaine forces too much,sorry but that´s my oppinion
analaitinen 6 months ago
george is the best actor.
virentoo 6 months ago
@virentoo I think so too
wizardica 6 months ago
@virentoo George is a terrible actor; but that Jason Alexander, now he's a great actor.
tjhoenecke 4 months ago
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@virentoo
He's the ONLY actor, he CARRIES the whole show.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
she likes to throw up!
Seiinfeldiian 7 months ago
my boys can swim i did it!!! haha
Tastebuds3 7 months ago
George: -scratching bald spot- Thick luscious hair is very important to me. LMFAO
psychopathic16 7 months ago
I Can Do it, i Can Do It.................. lol
neo16280 7 months ago
They Missed A Part :(
TriggaWorld18 8 months ago
Kramer is great as a big brother ha ha
ozirion73 8 months ago
Is that a laugh track? It's really LOUD. Way too loud. You can hardly hear the actors for the loud laughing sometime.
chevychase 8 months ago
@chevychase its filmed in front of an audience
metalheadtilimdead12 8 months ago
She's got a fine cheek..
MrMohr22 8 months ago
the laugh track is so lame
Orf 8 months ago
MY BOYS CAN SWIM!
WorthlessTaco 9 months ago
i'm a father, I did it ! my boys can swim! LOL
n01231 9 months ago
Is there a pinkish hue?
TkrB 9 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOO i love how kramer breaks up the fight
BlazeUp1231 9 months ago
Thick lustrous hair is very important to me *scratches bald scalp*
jaesoan 10 months ago
guys....let me tell you my story, please, feel free to pm me.
MrRichardklecka11 10 months ago
hhhaa they always seem to get into these little physical fights!
nik536 10 months ago
how can she be smarter than yooooou??? xDDD superb sarcasm x3
edDDBoiE 10 months ago
I can do it !
CONDLAUR 10 months ago
Oh wait, it's a series of different scenes! (duh) Ok this is one of the best episodes:)
mariat08 10 months ago
This is one of the best scenes in the early Seinfeld years:) Gotta love George:p
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really very nice and good.
bahello 10 months ago
My gf has a pinkish hue/rosey glow.....it's a natural blush
JAFFERSH 10 months ago
Single greatest sitcom of all time, no questions asked!
beatle11 11 months ago
A pinkish hue!?
Yes, a rosy glow...
The31YearOldVirgin 11 months ago
I cant believe it!!! I did it, my boys can swim!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDD
WTFernan86 11 months ago
more seinfeld! more! does anyone have the wizard of oz 1939 or titanic with leonardo that works? we pay all this money for internet and loyal youtubers and can't get those movies. such bullshit
TheMontanaprincess 1 year ago
I can't find a video of the do or die dinner date
PepsiAndKetchupPleez 1 year ago
kramers movements when jerry breaks up the fight are priceless.....just kramer himself is priceless
pakattack69 1 year ago
I love...LOVE those rare, few moments where George "Plays The Man" and is the opposite of his usual cowardly, weasely self.
mowriter 1 year ago
LOLLL at kramer gives george defective condoms
eazyee1 1 year ago
Be honest. We ALL had that feeling, no matter how fleeting. 'Phew..it all works right!'.
goatbut29 1 year ago
weres the rest of this epoisde
tsaleh88 1 year ago
best part ever !
wladosu 1 year ago
how many sesaons did this show have?????????????
tsaleh88 1 year ago
@tsaleh88 8 seasons
89-98
wladosu 1 year ago
@wladosu it actually 9 seasons my friend(:
tiliangas13 1 year ago
@tiliangas13 i wrote 8 and then wrote 9 ....sorry :D
wladosu 1 year ago
@tsaleh88 9
90, 90-91, 91-92, 92-93, 93-94, 94-95, 95-96, 96-97, 97-98
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ranitamalshika 1 year ago
Tick lustrous hair is very important to me.
CONDLAUR 1 year ago
@CONDLAUR *scratches bald head* XDDD
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sdesdable 1 year ago
this is hilarious
jpippinator 1 year ago
Why did you cut out the Elaine and Cynthia sections?
shirasong 1 year ago
Jerry looks like Freddy Kruger in that shirt..
EvrybdyluvsJosh 1 year ago
so far, 3 ppl care about the eyebrows ;]
UsernameAvalibleYEAH 1 year ago
my boys can swim!!!! hahahahaha
ezshi87 1 year ago
is their a pinkish hue? lol larry david brilliance
TheGilhooligan 1 year ago
i feel cheap and violated...lol
HigherPower2010 1 year ago
Pinkish hue LOL kills me everytime
Pow604 1 year ago
really very nice and good.... hilarious!!!
dawndaze30 1 year ago
Is there a Pinking hue? LMAO!!!!
DragonThresh 1 year ago
She likes to throw up!
jamilioestevez 1 year ago
This was the first episode of Seinfeld I ever watched in '99 an ever since then I've been hooked to this show religiously!
Jadasan 1 year ago
George's reaction at the end is PRICELESS!
rockndude87 1 year ago
...a pinkish hue?!
mightymoksha 1 year ago
if George was happy to knock her up, then why was he mad when he heard that the condoms were defective??? it doesn't make sense.
0706823245 1 year ago
@0706823245
Watch the whole episode to understand why.
shadowgrinch 1 year ago
@shadowgrinch
i've seen this episode and i still don't know. maybe it's some subtext i'm not picking up on.
0706823245 1 year ago
@0706823245 he wasnt happy about knocking her up exactly, he's happy to know that his "little boys" can swim. meaning he is normal.
lordalessan 1 year ago
MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!
beatle11 1 year ago
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beatle11 1 year ago
enough of that, and it would defeat the concept of the blind date
bludluva 1 year ago
"She has great eyebrows. Women would kill to have her eyebrows"
"Whaddo I care about eyebrows?"
GialloHorror 1 year ago
she used and violated me haha and u possible got her pregnant, haha i love kramer!
111208dyc 1 year ago
I love this scene...George has the "nerve" to be picky LOL!!
atlasshrugged2u 1 year ago
Awww, you left out the best line. Elaine's friend (Maggie Wheeler) RE: Having sex with George on the kitchen floor- "How good could it be? My head was on a hot plate."
juniorz1 1 year ago
@juniorz1 best line? no wayy
SomeShortBaldGuy 1 year ago
"Let me ask you this? If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?"
LOL! The writing on this show is what made it the best.
Slikrik1212 1 year ago
How could she be smarter than you!
ss3cleric 1 year ago
one of my favorites...
yellowstonemike 1 year ago
lolz it's so funny seeing george so happy at the end :)
CaringNarcissist 1 year ago
pinkish hue, a rosy glow
:)))
guguigugu 1 year ago
How could she be smarter than you? I often wondered how many takes they had to do for this one. Superb.
imnotthemessiah 1 year ago
BEST EPISODE EVER!
themika555 1 year ago
I've must of seen this episode like 20 times years ago. Roaming around youtube came across this....laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
This is seriously one of the best shows ever. What a great cast:)
re2dance 1 year ago
It is such a good show but it all came down when found out what kind of person that kramer in real life is, i feel beltrayed by such a loser, my seasons , my laughs beltrayed by him, still the rest of the cast rules the bones, yeah! my boys can swim hahaha
acapunk 1 year ago
@acapunk Mel Gibson being an ass doesnt make Braveheart or Lethal Weapon any worse movies. Why should you care.
I have a tumor on my penis.
fyourcouchnigga 1 year ago
@acapunk just because the actor said bad things...you shouldnt think less of his acting and the character in seinfeld. that is just ridiculous. he was amazing in seinfeld
POWELLYxD 1 year ago
What kind of person is he ?
vegetto14 1 year ago
@vegetto14 watch?v=QfbqNi2zezo
acapunk 1 year ago
He just looked mad, perhaps he is a concealed racist but I still find him funny
vegetto14 1 year ago
@vegetto14 There are MILLIONS of concealed racists out there, tons in showbusiness. Its sad, but really nothing new.
jprenderg 1 year ago
Can you name another for me ?
vegetto14 1 year ago
@vegetto14 Mel Gibson.
jprenderg 1 year ago
Someone thats I most likely dont know ?
vegetto14 1 year ago
cantstandzya cracks me up
pedrosanchez05 1 year ago
the laugh at 2:20 kills me every time.
psychonaut12 1 year ago
jerry says spread out like 3 stooges hahha
SaintIdesSilv 1 year ago
5:45
One of George's best moments on Seinfeld... out of the 1,000 there are.
CorruptBox 1 year ago
Defective condoms - my worst nighmare! I'd rather have brain surgery than a kid!
juliadennehy 1 year ago
that fight scene might be one of the funniest moments in television history.
Bulldog22031 1 year ago
thick lustrous hair as a rubs his head lol
RLuteran 1 year ago
lol, his list of importance is: looks, then body, then personality.
Oh George.
Hapafull 1 year ago
"man of the people" lol
xThaddeusx 1 year ago
I like when elaine say's omg it's dick, and george goes "dick?!" it's cape fear lol
and they hide under the desk
SumNJFella 1 year ago
Jerry is being a smart ass the whole time lmao!!!
MrPleasant22 1 year ago
I hate you George Costanza.
EshtaGirl 1 year ago
how could she be smarter than youuuuu?
rmf86 1 year ago
who could be smarter than you Georg?:DD
primoz92 1 year ago
I have a few of my favorite George scenes on my channel if you want to check them out :)
MrUtoob78 1 year ago
"Is there a pinkish hue?"..."There's a hue." LOL This is a great scene!
MrUtoob78 1 year ago
If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA George kills me there lol
Absolutely love the fight scenes and when george says "I'm a father! my boys can swim!!"
VengaBoy55 1 year ago
I loved Jerry's look when George says Thick lustrous hair is important to him.
jackdav34 1 year ago
one of my fav moments in seinfeld history lmao
boosted863t 1 year ago
Jerry is dressed like freddy krueger
TitaniumByFire 1 year ago
I could never stand that idiot Kramer. His brand of physical comedy is just mindnumbingly stupid.
VicInNocal 1 year ago
@VicInNocal You are in the minority on that one.
rring88 1 year ago
@VicInNocal I'm with you..Kramer is STUPID!
Kelz06081984 1 year ago
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...and there comes the racist michael richards(kramer)...
kingpoe1 1 year ago
@kingpoe1 so what if Michael Richards is a racist? Martin King was a racist, Oscar Tillman is a racist, Kanye West is a racist. WHO CARES? racism always has, and always will be an issue...because of people like you.
galvenizedsteel 1 year ago
she is kinda ugly actually
DRiPPz6800 1 year ago
"my boys can swim" LMAO haha
619sk 1 year ago
"I don't want anyone smarter than me."
"How could she be smarter than you?"
lolol
ragglefraggle24 1 year ago
what does kramer mean by the comdom is difected?
yckss17 1 year ago
@yckss17 he means that they don't block the cum from entering the vag. how old are you?
jimisvoodoochild 1 year ago
ohh..i see..sorry ..i have some problem..with english word...some of the word i not understand.....
yckss17 1 year ago
I LOVE the way Jerry says "There's a hue..."
Jaytothecore 2 years ago
"Thick lusturous hair is very important to me"....
One of the best lines of the entire series!
stlfatman 2 years ago
Keep this stuff coming.
datingwomensex 2 years ago
this episode gives me a rosey glow ... on the inside!
Adventurestud 2 years ago
hooooooow picky is george... my god
alejamar13 2 years ago
really very nice and good
JeffBrownThe10th 2 years ago
man i cant find the full episode anywhere. somone help me out? wanna get this on my ipod lol
dude24122 2 years ago
Hmm, they sound a bit younger here.
KrypticAsylum 2 years ago
we were all a bit younger
Adventurestud 2 years ago
Damn, Jerry has a shit load of cereal.
al1377 2 years ago
Best part: 4:45
xorlol 2 years ago
"My boys can swim!!!" lol that's the first thing I said when my girl told me she was pregnant haha :D
RichieEastside 2 years ago
lol at 1.18
kris420allday 2 years ago
Julia Marie Dreyfus is standing behind the counter because she's very pregnant in this episode.
logancody07 2 years ago
this is one of the best written episodes; good choice sitcoffee!
savykevin 2 years ago
brilliant
yalebulldog05 2 years ago
lol
johnhildebrandt69 2 years ago
"really very nice and good"
KamasutraButterfly 2 years ago
is there a pinkish hue?
larsulrich63 2 years ago
someone should post the other scene,where Elaine has to describe to her friend what George is like.Thats so funny,since George is small,bald,fat and has glasses.And Elaine has to tell her why he got fired from his last job "He tried to poisen his boss" Hahahaha
23RapMusic 2 years ago
why do the voices seem real high pitched? iunno if its just me
wintensity 2 years ago
"who cares about eyebrows?"
camroncrzy51 2 years ago
i know he is n character but he is to picky n real life he would only get girls cus he has shit loads of money lol
joey218cc 2 years ago
flowy lmao
extraprettyextras 2 years ago
Ha ha. "Is there a pinkish hue?"
zee24 2 years ago
thick lustrious hair is very important to me
HellsAngels2001 2 years ago
do men really get proud that they can make a woman conceive???
artemis709 2 years ago
as long as they aren't already sterilized
pcreator 2 years ago
yes
kricert 2 years ago
I like relating to commoners. LOL!
questm34 2 years ago
really very nice and good
saighdude1 2 years ago
You wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me.
XD Kramer
joeperryhotashell 2 years ago
"if you stick your hand in the hair, would you be able to get it out?"
tawil89 2 years ago
Long Live Seinfeld!
SupremeSlider 2 years ago
one of my top 10 seinfeld episodes
gsf67 2 years ago
how could she be smarter than you.. .
TRBNGR666 2 years ago
George, Jerry and Kramer's fight scene is hilarious!!
dfbhcf 2 years ago
A rosy glow. WTF?
sliceitup07 2 years ago
George-Id like to be able to get out.
Jerry-I think youll get out. lol Great stuff.
19chips 2 years ago
my boys can swim!!!
READSNONAME 2 years ago
she has a nice cheek
gombis666 2 years ago
lol
Newtamaki 2 years ago