chris harper of landover baptist church he was convicted on 05/18/1962 for molesting five boys........yeah he is real funny......maybe he can baby sit for all u ppl that think he is so funny.....oh its just a parody haha that's ok then ...or not .. molesting kids is not funny.
hmmm well im a girl and guess what everyone guy in my family submits too us women...so uhmm A+! FOR GIRLS! yes we cook and shit but damn when im older and married he wants food ill say..U GOT FUCKING ARMS AND LEGS GET UP AND GET IT...haha so he dont like witchs? but this is how witch's are well male witchs think of females most of them anyways. he's so dumb...Bless it be
god damn there are alot of whores of babylon in this world. 51% of the population of the world is women, so that screws over like 2% of women. not kool man.
@Khamulp He's my pastor. I don't know why everyone keeps saying this isn't real. I can assure you that Pastor Deacon Fred is in deadly earnest when he preaches.
well you can go live in maya and with the aztecs and sacrifice people and use slaves to build pyramids and stay away from technology but when the the FBI starts asking questions don't include me i'll just be chillin' at my computer enjoying some jimi hendrix or maybe a bit of Nine Inch Nails
5)and really do you have to act like a bitch and go about saying bratty things like "And yes There are 'multiple gods'" like you think you're some fucking omniscient god and you're the ruler of everything
"almost every culture worth learning about says so"
thats good because lets all listen to the different cultures and keep all their traditions instead of forging our own and using our newly cultivated minds and technologies. btw did i not post my first 4 degradations of you?
why would god be female or male you're all dumb-asses . if their is a god what would be the point of it having genitals, the defining features of gender, unless there were multiple gods. or is it just female because you're a feminist
lol..look at all the comments our female counterparts have left. lmao. the Bible is awesome, but only after we twist around its words for crude and outrageously sick humor! x]]
"A wife of noble character... considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard. She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks. She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night...She makes linen garments and sells them..."
Sounds like a business woman to me, and look, she is allowed to speak: "She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue"
samuel 33, y r u such a fucked up low self esteemed chauvinistic bastard??? wat bothers u more huh??? that ur penis is probably the size of a peanut or that u can never come up th the level of intelligence and beauty of a woman???
You have GOT to be kidding me. Please? I am equal to any man, thank you very much! Whatever happened to chivalry? A REAL man takes care of his family, and realizes his wife is his companion, his equal and his partner in all things in the relationship. As a woman this really burns me up! Men like this are a reason I am so hostile!
the bible was written by bearded men who used spooky language 2 brainwash people so they cud control them, 'hmm i cant get laid. . .i know i'll say that god wants women 2 b my bitch or they'll go 2 hell' REligion is no different than the media, the eugenics movement or macdonalds, all fat old men tryin 2 make cash
sam shut up or i will take my frying pan and smack your stupid ass 2face bright red till you cant see any more. your lame ass remark still proves how much of a low life you really are. evern my husbend agrees with me. he saw the video and said the video is a joke in hafe for sure. no man in their right mind would behave like this.
SAM you a moron and its clearn to see that you are. and you didnt get a reation out me im just point it out that you a silly little boy with no balls or guts to see the truth so shut the hell up and grow up little boy
i seen woman worker then males because 89% of the males today run off from the familes lacking how to be a real man and dont want to grow up so the woman has to be the father and a mother to their her children or child.
SO SAM see your full of shit and the only reason you post that lame ass remark was to get a reaction out of woman because your a nit wit with your brain in your pants if you have any. take you childish stupid ways and shove where the sun doesnt shain. because in my house we do thing 50 50 and if you cant like that guess i dont give a crape in what you may think. END OF SUBJECT
more like man belong in the kitchen. this isnt 1700's ass holes get update to the real world and the fact of life. The rason woman can give birth is due to that we in the same leavle has GOD we give life. man cant because they couldnt handly the pain , males would cry like a bunch of babies throw out he 9 mons.
I am able to say that Timothy was speaking to all of us when he said that men should always be over women. With a brain as big as my man-brain, it's not like I would ever doubt Timothy, cause he was an innerant mouthpeice of God!!
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He's my pastor because when I go to church on Sunday he's standing in the pulpit delivering the sermon. If you're too dumb to understand that, well, I'm frankly not all that surprised.
It sounds to me like you're totally pussy whipped. Dammit, if you're a man, act like one, stop letting these women lead you down the path to eternal damnation. God put YOU in charge, not them.
Fuck you, you bleating ninny! Go get some help, god knows you need it! You're plainly sick, depraved, delusional & extremely needy. Did your mother abandon you as a child? Or were you bullied at school & made to look like a sissy in front of the girls?
You poor sod, I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for you. I can't imagine what it must be like never to have had a fulfilling relationship in one's entire life. It looks like god hasn't helped either.
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Pretty pathetic, clearvision. See folks, this is what you become when you let the women in your life take charge--you start thinking that insults win arguments because you no longer have the ability to think. Thankfully, God does NOT want you to become like clearvision. Read the Bible and take charge of your womenfolk!
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Well, clear, not everyone can be as dignified as you are, talking about people's dicks and whatnot. You're just not worth responding to any more, so I'm done answering your ravings.
...makes you even more pathetic & worthy of pity. How you can even live with yourself beats me.
Oh & one more thing, scaredy-cat, I'm not a woman but a happily married man with 2 wonderful daughters & a brilliant wife who's run circles round you in her sleep.
jesus was the bastard kid of whore mary who had sex with some guy. the bible is bullshit stories for idiots and assholes stupid enough to swallow that crap. wake up idiots - religion is crap.
There is no man or woman in the Kingdom of Heaven. However, on Earth, women should shut up and do what their husbands tell them to do: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing. 1 Timothy 2:11-15
There are two Books of Timothy, and Peter did not write either of them, Paul did. And Peter does have the keys to the Kingdom. Jesus said:
And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven... Matthew 16:18-19
This is why God does not allow women to preach the Word-you just don't have the intellectual capacity to do it right.
Do you even own a Bible? Because Jesus never ordered every man, woman, and child to preach the Gospel. He only ordered his 11 disciples--ALL MEN--to preach the Gospel. Mark 16:14-15. Read and learn, woman.
You, Sir are an Ass! I cannot believe there are people still out there with this State of Mind! How Dare You? It's intolerant, ignorant people like you who give Men of the Christian Faith a Bad name! I feel so sorry for the Ladies in your life! You probably treat them as nothing but Slaves and Baby Makers! If Women were meant only to listen to Men, then why were we given minds of our Own?!?Riddle Me That, you Ass-Hat! I Pray to the Goddess that no Woman be Cursed with you as part of their Family
PersephoneNightmare, I'm very concerned about you. You feel that you have to insult people because you disagree with them, you end every sentence with an exclamation point, and you capitalize words in the middle of your sentences for no good reason. You are obviously mentally imbalanced, and quite possibly possessed by a demon. I hope you'll get that checked out.
I don't really care if you don't like my attitudes regarding women, they come straight from the Bibl. Read it and learn, woman!
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To answer your substantive question, women have their rather limited mental faculties to better serve their menfolk:
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. 1 Corinthians 11:9
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Ephesians 5:22-23
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That's always the way with you anti-Christian bigots. You can't assail (yeah, I know you don't know that word, but look it up) our ideas, because you know we're right, so you make personal attacks. It's petty, but I will rise above it. And, as it happens, I'll be rising WAY above it.
You silly little twerp! The fact is that Xtianity & intelligence are inversely proportional. The more you believe in the specifics, the less able you are.
We're witnessing the swan song of religion across the globe. The increasingly shrill, desperate & extreme voices of its apologists, from the Xtian End-timers to the Islamo-fascists--cut from the same cloth--are proof positive of this.
I mean look at you! A pompous, empty-headed deadbeat, who can't even laugh at himself!
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I'm not a deadbeat. I doubt you even know what a deadbeat is. Once again, we see the refuge of the anti-Christian bigot, you make personal attacks because you know that we are right.
You write with the highest ratio of adjectives to thought of anyone I've seen comment at youtube, and that's saying a LOT.
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Right about the role of women as subjugated to men, of course.
I mentioned clearvision's adjectives because she (and obviously, she's a she, with her limited intellectual capability) uses them as placeholders where serious critics would apply thought. Calling something shrill or desperate or extreme does not prove that it is wrong. It doesn't prove anything at all, it isn't evidence, it's just rhetoric. And, frankly, it's low-grade rhetoric.
What the fuck are you on about, you silly little boy? You can hardly string a sentence together, have a fragile ego & are full of bluster & hot air. You sound like your typical, frustrated, virginal Xtian zealot whose brain has seized up & whose emotions are all in a tangle.
Calm down, puffy! We all sympathize with your plight. But in the end it's up to you to sort yourself out. You're like a spoilt child thrashing about in his playpen because he can't have his way! Naughty boy!!
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WeAreMany, Pastor Deacon Fred is the pastor of my church. I can assure you, there's nothing sarcastic about what he says. The Holy Bible tells us what the role of the woman is, and that is to serve the man and have Christian babies. You see lots of people in here tossing around insults, but, if they think I'm wrong, why can't they produce a Bible verse to prove it? The morons all wind up using lots of insults, exclamation points, and ampersands to hide their lack of original thought.
Knowing how twisted your thinking is & how delusional you are, it wouldn't surprise me if you'd actually convinced yourself that the brilliant satirist in the clip was A) your pastor and B) to be taken at face value.
It's not a question of thinking you're wrong on every count, it's a matter of knowing with absolute certainty that you're emotionally, mentally & spiritually in meltdown mode. You're obviously ill & need help urgently. The fact you're not aware of your plight...
Do you believe in the Bible? Have you read the context of which it was created? Have you read Ephesians 5 which details that husbands are to love their wifes and nurish them as they do their own body and as well as sexual immoraility? John 20:21-23 explains the reason for confession to a priest. Are you trying to povoke people to read the Bible to counter you or do you really put your own spin on the Bible?
You have the eyes of an abuser. Science and research has found that the difference between men and woman is .2%, by the way, men can breastfeed as well, google it. lol.
What fucking Bible are you reading from?!? You are such a fucktard!! I was raised in a very religious home and went to church regularly and I don't remember any of the bullshit you are slinging! I have a strong faith in God and I practice the craft, that doesn't make me evil! And the idea of women being in cave man days..HAHA why don't you go back there if that's what you want.? I'm happily married, far from a whore or a fucking servant! Get a clue and get a life. You are a sad and pathetic dick
he is reading the bible king james version. obviously he put his own spin on it at the end but the bible is very sexist. im guessing you are far from a whore but a complete slave and the worst part is you dont even know it.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
ima woman n i dont let any man treat me as a "getting off object"...thats all about just usein someones flesh...christian or of evil beliefs this man is funny but he goes to far i hope hes not a REAL PASTOR.If he is...OMG really!I say that with no disrespect to God! I'm not perfect only human and i at least try to not cross that line of disrespect by believen n anything "crafty" or hypocriticle that others do practice!DNT TLK BOUT SOMETHIN U DNT KNO...U'LL NEVR KNO IF YOU DNT PRACTICE IT URSELF!
look I agee with you, he is rude . He is not a real pastor and land over bathtis is not a real church. He is a combeden. But the sad part is there men out there who thing of women as nothing more then objects, and they treat all women the same way. I feel sorry for his family if he's like this around them as well.
wy th hell do yu ppl fight wit in christianity n take th shit outta us instead of settin an example fa other religions.. if we ourselves ar in such rivalry how do yu expect others to accept our saviour as th almighty king. getta lyf yu losers n turn away from sins n repent to god...!! god bless th protestants...
lexighost! I LOVE this guy! He is hysterical. Shame no one else seems to "get it". It is ok to be a Christian and have a sense of humor. I am Catholic and LOVED his video on the Catholic church. Wish everyone would relax and live their faith and not worry about how "wrong" everyone else is. Let us all keep our own front porch clean and not worry about the neighbor's dirt. I just want there to be enough evidence to convict me of being a good Christian when I die.. (That is an old sermon topic)
no its in the bible too, according to the bible if a woman speaks in church its a disgrace to the church, and that if she has a question she must wait till the service is over and ask her husband at home
when you have faith, God gives you a revelation of his love, right in your heart. Then you decide to accept it or reject it. It seems that we both chose differently unless you are talking about the Bible without even having read it.
well yes but what you were saying implies that gods love speaks to you directly to your heart, thus eliminating the need for the bible. why cant he just tell you everything himself? hes fucking GOD! lol
God treats differently with everyone, because we need to be reached in our circumstances. Some people go to college to learn how to have a business, some other learn by doing it, some other learn by a friend or a family business. On the other hand, who are you so that the President of the USA call your home to talk to you. If you want to talk to the President you make the call and try to get an appointment. Why should God talk to you if you haven't asked sincerely?
Now consider this, you didnt reject shit from God because you really have no choice as far as your tiny little mind can tell. Free will isnt free will if you get a punishment when you pick the wrong ansewer
If you get to choose between eating candy and eating poison, it will be dumb to choose poison. I chose life. what's so wrong about that. He made us he has all the rights to do what he wants.
If you really do represent the baptist church, you just made me completely unwilling to step into your doors. Ever. You sound like an idiot- and you certainly don't think straight. Good job converting baptists to catholics for us!
Common guys! If your like me, you know it's REALLY HOT when your wife is barefoot, pregnant and cooking up something realy good on the stove! The only thing he left out was the "chained to the stove" part!
Really I'm kidding! No one gets chained at our house! But there was a case where a guy had his wife on a chain in the kitchen. There are some weird folks out there!
Golly Gosh.....we "true christians" all know that this is true in the same way that homosexuals can be magically transformed into straight REPUBLICANS..........Praze..Jay Zuzz...Oh Glory!!!
p.s. he doesn't like me having barefeet either. And dang, but I hate shoes.
Pastor, can I be YOUR wife? I know how to juggle, and if you stand real close, I'll juggle 3 (one for each person in the Trinity) cast iron frying pans just for you...in my barefeet.
You have to stand real close tho...y'know, to catch them just on the REMOTE chance of my MISTAKENLY dropping them.
I love this...
Yggdra666 1 month ago
Just read Esther 1:20. You don't have to be a "whore". Just love him and no other man. Support him. Not be a "whore".
tdog3995 2 months ago
lmao
InkCaster 2 months ago
chris harper of landover baptist church he was convicted on 05/18/1962 for molesting five boys........yeah he is real funny......maybe he can baby sit for all u ppl that think he is so funny.....oh its just a parody haha that's ok then ...or not .. molesting kids is not funny.
MrBRODY605 4 months ago
Deacon Fred, are you considering a 2012 presidential bid? I think you could win.
TheDeistAngle 8 months ago
WOMAN! BE SUBMISSIVE TO YOUR HUSBAND!! NOW GO AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH, DAMN IT!
BetaDeltaCebu 1 year ago
i don't understand why women are offended with this...Pastor Fred is not making things up...IT IS IN THE BIBLE
BetaDeltaCebu 1 year ago
i want to be a whore of babylon! where do i apply???
inconceivabledark 1 year ago 4
hmmm well im a girl and guess what everyone guy in my family submits too us women...so uhmm A+! FOR GIRLS! yes we cook and shit but damn when im older and married he wants food ill say..U GOT FUCKING ARMS AND LEGS GET UP AND GET IT...haha so he dont like witchs? but this is how witch's are well male witchs think of females most of them anyways. he's so dumb...Bless it be
Dominique6586 1 year ago
@Dominique6586 Bless it be? Are you the world's dumbest wiccan?
acr08807 1 year ago
god damn there are alot of whores of babylon in this world. 51% of the population of the world is women, so that screws over like 2% of women. not kool man.
papasmurf2345 2 years ago
Nah, it's a Baptist parody. Sadly, it's similar to how most Baptists actually teach...
moo5009 2 years ago 6
Very Glad I saw this.. Can't believe people don't understand its a parody.. And a very Accurate one at that LOL
ffedrummer 2 years ago
"whore of Babylon." Pretty funny.
Rattapax 2 years ago
YOUR A SICK PERSON!!!!!!
compwhiz2000 2 years ago
For people not to realize this is just a guy pretending... oh well, no wonder we're so fucked up these days.
Khamulp 2 years ago 13
@Khamulp He's my pastor. I don't know why everyone keeps saying this isn't real. I can assure you that Pastor Deacon Fred is in deadly earnest when he preaches.
acr08807 1 year ago
Why are women even allowed to comment on the interwebs? You can't cook and post your silly daily affermations at the same time, girl!!
satansadexec 2 years ago 10
A-MEN!!!!
lbc4god 2 years ago
@satansadexec Hmp because we can...
Dominique6586 1 year ago
Those are words coming form a very small brain...
mucast 2 years ago
YOu'd think these people would find something better to do with their time.
And the site reads like old National Lampoon writers who are too tired to care anymore.
News4usall 2 years ago
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movieflixter 2 years ago
Pastor Deacon Fred is a man of God!
PastorJames65 2 years ago
He's completely insane! How can you think that he has any actual grain of intelligence or semblance of logic in his episodes of mouth-diarrhea?!
Tnvol123 2 years ago
he sounds like the common Christian to me
moosher12 2 years ago
he's a fake man on a fake site
daydreamerX100 2 years ago
He certainly is! Shout GLORY!
LiroyvanHoewijk 2 years ago
There's no denying that cultures such as Mayan and egyptian are right
The Mayan calender has been right since it was written
gumtreewallow 2 years ago
lololololololololololololololololololololololololol
well you can go live in maya and with the aztecs and sacrifice people and use slaves to build pyramids and stay away from technology but when the the FBI starts asking questions don't include me i'll just be chillin' at my computer enjoying some jimi hendrix or maybe a bit of Nine Inch Nails
purpleuiop 2 years ago
The maya lived nowhere near the Aztecs
They were thousands of miles away from eachother
And they're dead
It's the same thing as Christianity
But it's real
gumtreewallow 2 years ago
One thing we do have in common
Hendrix and Nine inch nails are great
RIP Jimmy Hendrix
One hell of a man
I'm not gunna argue any more
It's boring
Cya
gumtreewallow 2 years ago
lololoololololollololololololololololol
do i get a trophy or something?
purpleuiop 2 years ago
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gumtreewallow 2 years ago
5)and really do you have to act like a bitch and go about saying bratty things like "And yes There are 'multiple gods'" like you think you're some fucking omniscient god and you're the ruler of everything
purpleuiop 2 years ago
I'm not
There are
Almost every culture worth learning about says so
And I'm being somewhat respectful
I'm not perfect
Neither are you
Grow up
gumtreewallow 2 years ago
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
grow up, thats fresh.
"almost every culture worth learning about says so"
thats good because lets all listen to the different cultures and keep all their traditions instead of forging our own and using our newly cultivated minds and technologies. btw did i not post my first 4 degradations of you?
purpleuiop 2 years ago
Seriously
Back off
Ancient cultures make sense
Creating new ones don't
Christianity fails
End of conversation
gumtreewallow 2 years ago
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gumtreewallow 2 years ago
why would god be female or male you're all dumb-asses . if their is a god what would be the point of it having genitals, the defining features of gender, unless there were multiple gods. or is it just female because you're a feminist
purpleuiop 2 years ago
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gumtreewallow 2 years ago
And he's a pimp of assclowns!
JANEEDISTURBED 2 years ago
You STILL Don't get it?
Stick to Knock-Knock jokes please...
MilesB1975 2 years ago
I don't think this is funny. sorry.
fortune47 2 years ago
Are u american?
woodiness768594 2 years ago
lol..look at all the comments our female counterparts have left. lmao. the Bible is awesome, but only after we twist around its words for crude and outrageously sick humor! x]]
DavidSaintOnge2007 2 years ago
"A wife of noble character... considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard. She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks. She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night...She makes linen garments and sells them..."
Sounds like a business woman to me, and look, she is allowed to speak: "She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue"
nanhei 2 years ago
Preach it!
JANEEDISTURBED 2 years ago
samuel 33, y r u such a fucked up low self esteemed chauvinistic bastard??? wat bothers u more huh??? that ur penis is probably the size of a peanut or that u can never come up th the level of intelligence and beauty of a woman???
poojagoesnuts 2 years ago
Jesus Christ lady, its satire.
Grifter207 2 years ago
wow, I hope you're joking, because this is thinking like back in the 1950s...
Wario7793 2 years ago
Don't worry. It's all religous satire.
Grifter207 2 years ago
hehe ok, I getcha ;P
Wario7793 2 years ago
You have GOT to be kidding me. Please? I am equal to any man, thank you very much! Whatever happened to chivalry? A REAL man takes care of his family, and realizes his wife is his companion, his equal and his partner in all things in the relationship. As a woman this really burns me up! Men like this are a reason I am so hostile!
AZPadawanGirl 2 years ago
the bible was written by bearded men who used spooky language 2 brainwash people so they cud control them, 'hmm i cant get laid. . .i know i'll say that god wants women 2 b my bitch or they'll go 2 hell' REligion is no different than the media, the eugenics movement or macdonalds, all fat old men tryin 2 make cash
TuRdSandwitch18 2 years ago 3
sam shut up or i will take my frying pan and smack your stupid ass 2face bright red till you cant see any more. your lame ass remark still proves how much of a low life you really are. evern my husbend agrees with me. he saw the video and said the video is a joke in hafe for sure. no man in their right mind would behave like this.
Dianna469 2 years ago
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Dianna469 2 years ago
SAM you a moron and its clearn to see that you are. and you didnt get a reation out me im just point it out that you a silly little boy with no balls or guts to see the truth so shut the hell up and grow up little boy
Dianna469 2 years ago
i seen woman worker then males because 89% of the males today run off from the familes lacking how to be a real man and dont want to grow up so the woman has to be the father and a mother to their her children or child.
Dianna469 2 years ago
SO SAM see your full of shit and the only reason you post that lame ass remark was to get a reaction out of woman because your a nit wit with your brain in your pants if you have any. take you childish stupid ways and shove where the sun doesnt shain. because in my house we do thing 50 50 and if you cant like that guess i dont give a crape in what you may think. END OF SUBJECT
Dianna469 2 years ago
more like man belong in the kitchen. this isnt 1700's ass holes get update to the real world and the fact of life. The rason woman can give birth is due to that we in the same leavle has GOD we give life. man cant because they couldnt handly the pain , males would cry like a bunch of babies throw out he 9 mons.
Dianna469 2 years ago
I am able to say that Timothy was speaking to all of us when he said that men should always be over women. With a brain as big as my man-brain, it's not like I would ever doubt Timothy, cause he was an innerant mouthpeice of God!!
v2keener 2 years ago
hahaha... you only serve as youtube amusement fucker!
allahdiedjesus2 2 years ago
YOU FUCKING SEXIST ASSSSS HOLE
SexyPinkLipstick 2 years ago
You justify sexism
Dozarai 2 years ago
Pink, its a fucking satire pointing out the botches in Christianity. Think before you post.
supergeniusman1 2 years ago
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What's interesting is this guy has a series of parodies slamming Christianity..
Think of the "good stuff" he could be doing with all that free time he must have.
nmcnmb 2 years ago
Wow, he sounded just like James Wyman. That was weird. But, this is a joke.
liarslayer 3 years ago
prick
cratos01 3 years ago
ACR08807
who's = who'd, in case you fixate on a typo in typical neurotic fashion! Bleat, bleat!
clearvision12 3 years ago
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He's my pastor because when I go to church on Sunday he's standing in the pulpit delivering the sermon. If you're too dumb to understand that, well, I'm frankly not all that surprised.
It sounds to me like you're totally pussy whipped. Dammit, if you're a man, act like one, stop letting these women lead you down the path to eternal damnation. God put YOU in charge, not them.
acr08807 3 years ago
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Fuck you, you bleating ninny! Go get some help, god knows you need it! You're plainly sick, depraved, delusional & extremely needy. Did your mother abandon you as a child? Or were you bullied at school & made to look like a sissy in front of the girls?
You poor sod, I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for you. I can't imagine what it must be like never to have had a fulfilling relationship in one's entire life. It looks like god hasn't helped either.
clearvision12 3 years ago
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Pretty pathetic, clearvision. See folks, this is what you become when you let the women in your life take charge--you start thinking that insults win arguments because you no longer have the ability to think. Thankfully, God does NOT want you to become like clearvision. Read the Bible and take charge of your womenfolk!
acr08807 3 years ago
acr08807
You fool! Keep shamelessly dancing naked on the public stage, waggling your tiny dick for all to see! Have you got no pride or dignity? Silly boy!
clearvision12 3 years ago
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Well, clear, not everyone can be as dignified as you are, talking about people's dicks and whatnot. You're just not worth responding to any more, so I'm done answering your ravings.
Anyone want to talk about the Bible?
acr08807 3 years ago
acr08807
Duh!
clearvision12 3 years ago 2
This is satire. He is an atheist. I would say buy a clue, but I will resist. You that you are (hopefully) smart enough.
nivek297 2 years ago 4
BB acr08807
...makes you even more pathetic & worthy of pity. How you can even live with yourself beats me.
Oh & one more thing, scaredy-cat, I'm not a woman but a happily married man with 2 wonderful daughters & a brilliant wife who's run circles round you in her sleep.
Asswipe.
clearvision12 3 years ago
lol
britt110488 3 years ago
Refer to a bible commentary, it will explain this subject well, I promise :). This shouldn't be a topic of his
jizzy009 3 years ago
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youareamazinggod 3 years ago
jesus was the bastard kid of whore mary who had sex with some guy. the bible is bullshit stories for idiots and assholes stupid enough to swallow that crap. wake up idiots - religion is crap.
georgiadrew 3 years ago
There is no man or woman in the Kingdom of Heaven. However, on Earth, women should shut up and do what their husbands tell them to do: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing. 1 Timothy 2:11-15
acr08807 3 years ago
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youareamazinggod 3 years ago
There are two Books of Timothy, and Peter did not write either of them, Paul did. And Peter does have the keys to the Kingdom. Jesus said:
And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven... Matthew 16:18-19
This is why God does not allow women to preach the Word-you just don't have the intellectual capacity to do it right.
acr08807 3 years ago
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youareamazinggod 3 years ago
Do you even own a Bible? Because Jesus never ordered every man, woman, and child to preach the Gospel. He only ordered his 11 disciples--ALL MEN--to preach the Gospel. Mark 16:14-15. Read and learn, woman.
acr08807 3 years ago
You, Sir are an Ass! I cannot believe there are people still out there with this State of Mind! How Dare You? It's intolerant, ignorant people like you who give Men of the Christian Faith a Bad name! I feel so sorry for the Ladies in your life! You probably treat them as nothing but Slaves and Baby Makers! If Women were meant only to listen to Men, then why were we given minds of our Own?!?Riddle Me That, you Ass-Hat! I Pray to the Goddess that no Woman be Cursed with you as part of their Family
PersephoneNightmare 3 years ago
(*****Note: I realize that the Video is a Parody.... Or at least I hope it is. Anyway, My comment was intended for: acr08807.*****)
Sincerely,
Persephone Nightmare
PersephoneNightmare 3 years ago
PersephoneNightmare, I'm very concerned about you. You feel that you have to insult people because you disagree with them, you end every sentence with an exclamation point, and you capitalize words in the middle of your sentences for no good reason. You are obviously mentally imbalanced, and quite possibly possessed by a demon. I hope you'll get that checked out.
I don't really care if you don't like my attitudes regarding women, they come straight from the Bibl. Read it and learn, woman!
acr08807 3 years ago
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To answer your substantive question, women have their rather limited mental faculties to better serve their menfolk:
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. 1 Corinthians 11:9
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Ephesians 5:22-23
acr08807 3 years ago
lol you are a moron acr08807
i could only imagine you think this way due to your "short comings" ^_~
WeAreMany1707 3 years ago 5
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That's always the way with you anti-Christian bigots. You can't assail (yeah, I know you don't know that word, but look it up) our ideas, because you know we're right, so you make personal attacks. It's petty, but I will rise above it. And, as it happens, I'll be rising WAY above it.
acr08807 3 years ago
acr08807
You silly little twerp! The fact is that Xtianity & intelligence are inversely proportional. The more you believe in the specifics, the less able you are.
We're witnessing the swan song of religion across the globe. The increasingly shrill, desperate & extreme voices of its apologists, from the Xtian End-timers to the Islamo-fascists--cut from the same cloth--are proof positive of this.
I mean look at you! A pompous, empty-headed deadbeat, who can't even laugh at himself!
clearvision12 3 years ago
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I'm not a deadbeat. I doubt you even know what a deadbeat is. Once again, we see the refuge of the anti-Christian bigot, you make personal attacks because you know that we are right.
You write with the highest ratio of adjectives to thought of anyone I've seen comment at youtube, and that's saying a LOT.
acr08807 3 years ago
"you make personal attacks because you know that we are right"
Right about what?
And how does adjectives even factor into this?
Mathenaut 3 years ago
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Right about the role of women as subjugated to men, of course.
I mentioned clearvision's adjectives because she (and obviously, she's a she, with her limited intellectual capability) uses them as placeholders where serious critics would apply thought. Calling something shrill or desperate or extreme does not prove that it is wrong. It doesn't prove anything at all, it isn't evidence, it's just rhetoric. And, frankly, it's low-grade rhetoric.
acr08807 3 years ago
acxr08807
What the fuck are you on about, you silly little boy? You can hardly string a sentence together, have a fragile ego & are full of bluster & hot air. You sound like your typical, frustrated, virginal Xtian zealot whose brain has seized up & whose emotions are all in a tangle.
Calm down, puffy! We all sympathize with your plight. But in the end it's up to you to sort yourself out. You're like a spoilt child thrashing about in his playpen because he can't have his way! Naughty boy!!
clearvision12 3 years ago
are you serious or are you being sarcastic like the guy in the vid?
WeAreMany1707 3 years ago
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WeAreMany, Pastor Deacon Fred is the pastor of my church. I can assure you, there's nothing sarcastic about what he says. The Holy Bible tells us what the role of the woman is, and that is to serve the man and have Christian babies. You see lots of people in here tossing around insults, but, if they think I'm wrong, why can't they produce a Bible verse to prove it? The morons all wind up using lots of insults, exclamation points, and ampersands to hide their lack of original thought.
acr08807 3 years ago
AA acr08807
Knowing how twisted your thinking is & how delusional you are, it wouldn't surprise me if you'd actually convinced yourself that the brilliant satirist in the clip was A) your pastor and B) to be taken at face value.
It's not a question of thinking you're wrong on every count, it's a matter of knowing with absolute certainty that you're emotionally, mentally & spiritually in meltdown mode. You're obviously ill & need help urgently. The fact you're not aware of your plight...
clearvision12 3 years ago
acr08807, you obviously are very religious, try having a relationship with God, he will open your eyes to what true love is.
SoloJesusSalva 2 years ago
Is this guy for real?
rplescia 3 years ago
no, i don't think so.
youareamazinggod 3 years ago
haha i hope. it would make it even more funny
snowbrdr200 3 years ago
what a fucking dum azz
busafwine 3 years ago
If I had a fri'n pan and you were in the room I would smack you in the face with it... whore!
greetingsearthlings1 3 years ago
praise jeebus!!
Shadrach76 3 years ago
Do you believe in the Bible? Have you read the context of which it was created? Have you read Ephesians 5 which details that husbands are to love their wifes and nurish them as they do their own body and as well as sexual immoraility? John 20:21-23 explains the reason for confession to a priest. Are you trying to povoke people to read the Bible to counter you or do you really put your own spin on the Bible?
rockfish678 3 years ago
Lol! Whore of Babylon. Hehehehe. Love your website!
nelsuae 3 years ago
You have the eyes of an abuser. Science and research has found that the difference between men and woman is .2%, by the way, men can breastfeed as well, google it. lol.
MistressTempter 3 years ago
you're going to hell.
duskwalker2 3 years ago
but jesus loves him though right
asshole
BabieshatetheBible 3 years ago
Girl power!!!!!
nathhha 3 years ago
What fucking Bible are you reading from?!? You are such a fucktard!! I was raised in a very religious home and went to church regularly and I don't remember any of the bullshit you are slinging! I have a strong faith in God and I practice the craft, that doesn't make me evil! And the idea of women being in cave man days..HAHA why don't you go back there if that's what you want.? I'm happily married, far from a whore or a fucking servant! Get a clue and get a life. You are a sad and pathetic dick
ShellBellSweety 3 years ago
LOL
162ALAN162 3 years ago
he is reading the bible king james version. obviously he put his own spin on it at the end but the bible is very sexist. im guessing you are far from a whore but a complete slave and the worst part is you dont even know it.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
thaprecepta 3 years ago
What the....
IvyBabies 3 years ago
Landover is a good example of how far atheists will go to attempt to tear down the word of God.
akan65 3 years ago
what you believe to be "the word of God"
thaprecepta 3 years ago
who is this faggot?
PERGUETANO1978 3 years ago
Lol!! is he serious?
greekgod41 3 years ago
no its a parody
WOLFNBEAST 3 years ago 2
Man, I know this is all a joke, but you're taking it a bit too far...
InsaneamI 3 years ago
ima woman n i dont let any man treat me as a "getting off object"...thats all about just usein someones flesh...christian or of evil beliefs this man is funny but he goes to far i hope hes not a REAL PASTOR.If he is...OMG really!I say that with no disrespect to God! I'm not perfect only human and i at least try to not cross that line of disrespect by believen n anything "crafty" or hypocriticle that others do practice!DNT TLK BOUT SOMETHIN U DNT KNO...U'LL NEVR KNO IF YOU DNT PRACTICE IT URSELF!
chiveche23 3 years ago 3
If it WAS real, why would be have put it in comedy? Can't any of you read?
MaximumCheeseage 3 years ago
look I agee with you, he is rude . He is not a real pastor and land over bathtis is not a real church. He is a combeden. But the sad part is there men out there who thing of women as nothing more then objects, and they treat all women the same way. I feel sorry for his family if he's like this around them as well.
shadowcat63 3 years ago
DONT YOU KNOW IRONY WHEN YOU HERE IT
tacosanyone34 3 years ago
...Your a fawking sexist!!!
MBOfilms 3 years ago
You don't even understand what the scripture means and yet you pass judgement. That's a lot of pride.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
no, he actually sees the bible for what it is... an obvious fraud....that's why he treats it with ridicule
hootieismydog 3 years ago
hootieisdog, says who?
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
science... derrrrrr whats that???
hootieismydog 3 years ago 3
God invented science.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
Religion inverted God.
ranwnye 3 years ago
the devil invented religion and then religion INVERTED the knowledge of God.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
Man invented religion and God, not inverted.
ranwnye 3 years ago
make up your mind.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
still God invented science, which was the original discussion here.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
wy th hell do yu ppl fight wit in christianity n take th shit outta us instead of settin an example fa other religions.. if we ourselves ar in such rivalry how do yu expect others to accept our saviour as th almighty king. getta lyf yu losers n turn away from sins n repent to god...!! god bless th protestants...
amaproudcatholic 3 years ago
This dude kicks ass!!! I love all his videos and the LB site may be the most well written piece of satire of our generation. he needs a tv show.
lexighost 3 years ago
lexighost! I LOVE this guy! He is hysterical. Shame no one else seems to "get it". It is ok to be a Christian and have a sense of humor. I am Catholic and LOVED his video on the Catholic church. Wish everyone would relax and live their faith and not worry about how "wrong" everyone else is. Let us all keep our own front porch clean and not worry about the neighbor's dirt. I just want there to be enough evidence to convict me of being a good Christian when I die.. (That is an old sermon topic)
nanabonniez 3 years ago
May our father in heaven rebuke you.
prAzYahweh 3 years ago 2
Does she have to be a whore of Babelon? Why can't she be a whore of Egyt or Barcelona?
waynesworldwaniac 3 years ago
Chris Harper is my favorite satirist and comedian.
Fanon99 3 years ago
You really cannot take this seriously. I think it's funny how he talk without almost laughing!
I think women have come so far in this day and age that his comments are laughable, and therein lies the humor.
waynesworldwaniac 3 years ago
Is this supposed to be funny? It's just a LITTLE sick if it is...
galendel 3 years ago
Pastor!
Taking it one step further?!
no!no!
you're ADDING to scripture, for SHAME!
Pastor, pastor, pastor.
you're no longer baptist...
your CATHOLIC!
Frying pan usage is Catholic idolotry!
Take your pagan practice of sauteing elsewhere. We don't need any of your heretical crispy cookery here leading souls to the great BBQ of eternity!
sarcasticwhip 3 years ago 3
ROFLMAO!That's a good one.I almost pissed myself.(pray I make it to the bathroom swEEtAA JezzusAaah!Pray pray pray!)
NightroadxAngel 3 years ago
oh, nevermind, lol.
standingonair777 3 years ago
Really?
Is this a joke?
standingonair777 3 years ago
Must be, he's good at comedy
poeavor 3 years ago
no
it does say in the bible the a wife should essentially be her husbands slave
so sad
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago
pyroanarchist23, that is totally untrue. He must have been reading the Quran.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
no its in the bible too, according to the bible if a woman speaks in church its a disgrace to the church, and that if she has a question she must wait till the service is over and ask her husband at home
the old testament is horrifically prejudiced
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago
Pyro, you did not get, and probably never will if you keep thinking you are wiser than God and read the Bible seeking to find God's mistakes.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
well i dont know about you but i think im just a wee bit wiser than my grandmothers imaginary friend.
besides
how do you know thats even the exact word of god?
how do you know someone didnt rewrite the bible to how they see fit and the original word of god is completely different
no one knows what "god" really wants us to do or if he even exists, so why listen to all the nut jobs that act like they know all this crap
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago
when you have faith, God gives you a revelation of his love, right in your heart. Then you decide to accept it or reject it. It seems that we both chose differently unless you are talking about the Bible without even having read it.
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
if its in your heart then why was the bible ever necessary?
seems kinda like a load of crap to me
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago
So after you learn the alphabet you need not to go to school anymore?
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
well yes but what you were saying implies that gods love speaks to you directly to your heart, thus eliminating the need for the bible. why cant he just tell you everything himself? hes fucking GOD! lol
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago
God treats differently with everyone, because we need to be reached in our circumstances. Some people go to college to learn how to have a business, some other learn by doing it, some other learn by a friend or a family business. On the other hand, who are you so that the President of the USA call your home to talk to you. If you want to talk to the President you make the call and try to get an appointment. Why should God talk to you if you haven't asked sincerely?
SoloJesusSalva 3 years ago
because i would sincerely hope that god is a much nicer person than our cunt of a president
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago
Good logic bud!
Now consider this, you didnt reject shit from God because you really have no choice as far as your tiny little mind can tell. Free will isnt free will if you get a punishment when you pick the wrong ansewer
pipesandsnares 3 years ago
If you get to choose between eating candy and eating poison, it will be dumb to choose poison. I chose life. what's so wrong about that. He made us he has all the rights to do what he wants.
SoloJesusSalva 2 years ago
What a shitty apologist answer
pipesandsnares 2 years ago 2
If you really do represent the baptist church, you just made me completely unwilling to step into your doors. Ever. You sound like an idiot- and you certainly don't think straight. Good job converting baptists to catholics for us!
Trainzcool 3 years ago
Why do you think this is funny? It's not. You just sound stupid.
ElixirForExistence 3 years ago
This man is clearly a cock. Anyone who can't see it is too. I was going to try and be more verbose, but Jesus, listen to him.
cheersthen 3 years ago
Common guys! If your like me, you know it's REALLY HOT when your wife is barefoot, pregnant and cooking up something realy good on the stove! The only thing he left out was the "chained to the stove" part!
waynesworldwaniac 3 years ago
Really I'm kidding! No one gets chained at our house! But there was a case where a guy had his wife on a chain in the kitchen. There are some weird folks out there!
waynesworldwaniac 3 years ago
"out there" waynes? You mean like...in the REAL world?
*shudders*
no thanks.
I'll stay in kitchen
*tugs at chain
I think that's best, don't you? Especially with winter coming on and all.
*tries to warm up feet
midnitemoonmindless 3 years ago
Golly Gosh.....we "true christians" all know that this is true in the same way that homosexuals can be magically transformed into straight REPUBLICANS..........Praze..Jay Zuzz...Oh Glory!!!
coolspindrift 3 years ago
ROFL!!!
Whore of Babylon, my husband WISHES.
p.s. he doesn't like me having barefeet either. And dang, but I hate shoes.
Pastor, can I be YOUR wife? I know how to juggle, and if you stand real close, I'll juggle 3 (one for each person in the Trinity) cast iron frying pans just for you...in my barefeet.
You have to stand real close tho...y'know, to catch them just on the REMOTE chance of my MISTAKENLY dropping them.
midnitemoonmindless 3 years ago 2
you are a pig. a low low pig.
im a woman and guess what...I LIKE HAVE PREMARITAL SEX, i like NO COOKING...
but out of the both of us, your going to hell and not me
rawritsrainx3 3 years ago
> you are a pig. a low low pig.
> im a woman and guess what...I LIKE HAVE
> PREMARITAL SEX, i like NO COOKING...
> but out of the both of us, your going to
> hell and not me
It's a parody :-)
jtoksa 3 years ago 3
Amen!
Invain01 3 years ago