Gryffindor has a measly 312 points... Huffer Puffer has 420 points.... Viacom, well this year viacom has earned about 480 points... Slytherin has 6000 points!!!
and of course the keeper of our hearts, and the true magician who has bewitched us all, the adonis, harry potter, receives six million points for vanquishing the dracula!"
illegal art (illegal-art . org / video / wizard . html) has the audio of the second (better) version. if you need the sync up you can obviously just download or buy the movie (or get it straight from them for $28. i don't recommend this option =p )
Hey, you know when I watch this without all the over-glorified Gryffindor hype, it kind of looks shitty for Slytherin to get all their flags changed to Gryffindor colors...
sucks-to-be-you Slytherin. Go home to your parents downtrodden and emasculated.
XD I know. Dumbledore really pulled a dick move there. "Slytherin is the winner! Until I add all the points together, and then Gryffindor is the winner!"
I love how after he narrates, "Dumbledore laments another year closer to heaven" it shows Harmony, H.P. and a few others shaking their heads and groaning in dismay (I think in the movie they were exasperated that Slytherin won).
"Hufferpuffer has 420 points...that's pretty good. Viacom, well this year Viacom has 480 points." LMAO
Hahah flute of Jesus Christ XD
The one thing that confused me is this: How did Ronnie the bear come back from the dead? maybe H.P. revived him with his godly powers?
dude, neely should definantly do this for all of the movies......they r ripe for this kinda thing, someone just needs to step up and do it, and i think neely could be the guy
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chiefsfan713 4 months ago
Hufferpuffer... literally laughed my ass lol
chiefsfan713 4 months ago
1 dislike was from that son of a fuck
GentelmanNex 5 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
Griffindor, Hufferpuffer, Viacomm, and Slytherin.
rovert28 5 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader 3
"They get to hold the Stanley Cup, and no one can say otherwise."
noybever 6 months ago
Huffer Puffer L O L
ginnymp 6 months ago
Gryffindor has a measly 312 points... Huffer Puffer has 420 points.... Viacom, well this year viacom has earned about 480 points... Slytherin has 6000 points!!!
Tee hee!
darnelby 6 months ago
Hufferpuffer. XD
Sakuri90 6 months ago
...and they exchange shit eating grins... :)
tonigirl321 6 months ago
@squire1617 Viacom - a telecom company.
Pangora2 7 months ago
"a flute...a flute that was designed by jesus christ"
lilpup101mg 9 months ago 2
VIACOM?
marsgrins 9 months ago
literary genius. this guy should narrate the fuking bible
jkimnkx311 11 months ago 5
Valucom. I just lost it when he said that.
MisterCaptainDamnit 1 year ago 2
the crowd goes ape shit
ATLiloveyou 1 year ago 2
ronnie the bear weasley
ATLiloveyou 1 year ago
"...The adonis, Harry Potter, receives... SIX MILLION POINTS!"
isi1incredibly 1 year ago 3
lolz stanley cup
Solveigster 1 year ago
Huffer Puffer....Viacom...
caitxchaos 1 year ago 4
a flute that was designed by jesus christ HAHAHAHAHA
aishuakshi77 1 year ago 2
"they quickly compared notes, on their adventures, and exchange shit-eating grins"
tiarnan17 1 year ago 5
I think the second version is better. It has more jokes and the delivery is better.
normalguycap 1 year ago
WHY ISNT THIS ON DVD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
AndreaBocelliRox 1 year ago
But what about Upfish's points?
ThatWasFred 1 year ago
you are bravery...you are courage... you are...chess.
filmsbyMIKE 1 year ago 8
dumbledore sings a little pleasant song that sounds like a flute. a flute that was designed by jesus christ
love2plysoftbll 1 year ago 7
Viacom XD
pennypyro42 1 year ago 4
this cracks me up!!!!
myboyfriendislame 1 year ago
they get to hold the stanley cup...hahahah!!!
ernix0x 1 year ago 5
and of course the keeper of our hearts, and the true magician who has bewitched us all, the adonis, harry potter, receives six million points for vanquishing the dracula!"
FlyingHellfish08 1 year ago 7
hufferpuffer 420 points!
fatherovterror666 2 years ago 7
thats pretty good...
FlyingHellfish08 1 year ago
Everybody who does not suck, begins to clap each other on the back and smile...
fellowshipofthepen 2 years ago 7
VIACOM WTF LOL!
jimjamrocks 2 years ago 22
"six million points" bahahaha "the crowd goes apeshit"
casey11592 2 years ago 13
lol hufferpuffer and viacom! what?
randomjuff 2 years ago 7
house viacom :D
KatarnandKanos 2 years ago 5
The Adonis, Harry Potter
Hpizzledizzle 2 years ago 8
"The crowd goes ape-shit"
Chaingunner 2 years ago 4
It sounds like...a flute. A flute that was designed by jesus christ.
Paddlefaster93 2 years ago 14
and the crowd goes apeshit
AunShova 2 years ago 2
VIACOM
tsuuki 2 years ago 14
"They get to hold the Stanley Cup and no one can say otherwise."
HAHA!!!!!
canman87 2 years ago 10
Everyone who does not suck begins to clap each other on the back
Osmprofit 2 years ago 6
is there anywhere to download this whole thing?
wewacian 2 years ago
illegal art (illegal-art . org / video / wizard . html) has the audio of the second (better) version. if you need the sync up you can obviously just download or buy the movie (or get it straight from them for $28. i don't recommend this option =p )
UltimateOxyClean 2 years ago
"You are chess."
davidzimacansuckit 2 years ago 4
420 points, that's pretty good
SASardonic 2 years ago 6
i hate my school. no pun inteded
john1234567869 2 years ago
a flute that was designed by jesus christ.
ournewskin 2 years ago 6
Huffer Puffer has 420 points. Hehe.
fumblinglilith 2 years ago 3
Dumbledore sings a little pleasant song, it sounds like... a flute, a flute that was designed by Jesus Christ.
ShadowOfLegends 2 years ago 3
Dude, i hope you decide to do the other movies as well. This is the shit.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago 6
Hey, you know when I watch this without all the over-glorified Gryffindor hype, it kind of looks shitty for Slytherin to get all their flags changed to Gryffindor colors...
sucks-to-be-you Slytherin. Go home to your parents downtrodden and emasculated.
uberschnepp 3 years ago 9
XD I know. Dumbledore really pulled a dick move there. "Slytherin is the winner! Until I add all the points together, and then Gryffindor is the winner!"
GabalfaNoet 2 years ago 6
The way you said "walks oout" at the beginning...he he. "Everyone who does not suck begins to clap eachother on the back, and smile..." LOL!
ManWhoLovesTheMary 3 years ago 4
I was hoping Harry would get 7 million points. I was pretty close, lol. And poor Upfish was entirely forgotten here...
TP3200 3 years ago
Damn, I was going for Viacom.
TurdFerguson98 3 years ago 14
Who are the pit-stains? Crabbe and Goyle...?
LeftyHandedGuns 3 years ago
hardcastle maccormack's hokeypokey awards show
neio94 3 years ago 6
"Ronnie the Bear,
You are Bravery,
You are Courage,
You are CHESS;
ONE THOUSAND POINTS"
Hamburgerphil 3 years ago 19
A flute that was decined på Jesus Christ. XD
Vampyrflaggermus 3 years ago
everyone who does not suck begins to clap each other on the back and smile
Benjamin666face 3 years ago
harry potter recieves 6 MILLION points for vanquishing the dracula! the crowd goes ape shit.
a flute that was designed by jesus christ
MischaArielle9000 3 years ago 5
gryffindor: a measly 312 points. morale is low
hufferpuffer: 420 points, pretty good
viacom: 480 points
slytherine: 6000 points
MischaArielle9000 3 years ago
i love the other version of this where he says "Hufferpuffer has 420 points which is pretty good for the remedial class they are" lol
evilweevil321 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!!! A flute designed by Jesus Christ. That is just genius.
davy1408 3 years ago 3
I was totally wondering what name he would pick for ravenclaw.
I never saw viacom coming, but it's pure genius. LAUGH OUT LOUD
machetemonkey 3 years ago 2
I love how after he narrates, "Dumbledore laments another year closer to heaven" it shows Harmony, H.P. and a few others shaking their heads and groaning in dismay (I think in the movie they were exasperated that Slytherin won).
"Hufferpuffer has 420 points...that's pretty good. Viacom, well this year Viacom has 480 points." LMAO
Hahah flute of Jesus Christ XD
The one thing that confused me is this: How did Ronnie the bear come back from the dead? maybe H.P. revived him with his godly powers?
mariomaster101 3 years ago
quite so. godly powers
MischaArielle9000 3 years ago
The crowd goes apeshit
NoveltySocks 3 years ago
"viacom...well,viacom"
dontstayinschool 3 years ago
6,000 POINTS
TooMuchFilth 3 years ago
"A flute that was designed by Jesus Christ,"
CorpseInThisBed 3 years ago 5
they exchange shit eating grins LOL
skelt030 3 years ago 3
dude, neely should definantly do this for all of the movies......they r ripe for this kinda thing, someone just needs to step up and do it, and i think neely could be the guy
irishfreak222 3 years ago 73
it wouldn't be the same if someone else did it. brad neely is the world's savyor.
andantinowithaswager 3 years ago 8
his voice makes me want to fall asleep
dolcecherries17 3 years ago
you are chess
lol
mkulax 3 years ago 4
the only thing that stands between the kids and summertime is the terrible Hardcastle McCormick's hokey points award show. LOL
AbdulDukhirahiq 4 years ago 9
i love neely's style. anything he touches is gold. this is a masterpiece
mcfarvo 4 years ago 42
Viacom? That's AWESOME!
ryusilvertooth 4 years ago 6
hufferpuffer
mr1hellmanz 4 years ago 4
"6 million points!"... "the crowd goes ape shit!"
BigStupidFingers 4 years ago 5
"hufferpuffer has 420 points" LOL
Zoroast 4 years ago 7
sounds like a flute, a flute designed by jesus christ
johnoneal 4 years ago 7
You are bravery.
You are courage.
You are chess.
mizusajt 4 years ago 7
hufferpuffer
kehya 4 years ago 2
that was my favorite line of the chapter as well... My roommates think i'm crazy for laughing so often
millencolinman 4 years ago
ronald the bear!
zacharybaaatz 4 years ago
only gryffindor can hold the stanley cup! ah, love it.
Helenski 4 years ago
six thousand points. lmao
HIMkidHIM 4 years ago
a flute that was designed by jesus christ. hilarious
ap22987 4 years ago 2
6 millian lol
tomruls 4 years ago
the crowd goes ape-shit!
pfighter 4 years ago
XD SIX MILLION POINTS!
HarryHermioneMollyHe 4 years ago
viacom! lol!
slytherin has 6,000 points
zara3187 4 years ago
You are bravery. You are courage. You are chess.
midnightspaghetti 4 years ago 4
stanley cup :)
theblackrabbit 4 years ago