Jamie and Laurie (Unedited Version)

[BiggieBalls3]

Cali on interracial anal sex

[dannielpreto]

Thumbs up if you found out your speakers are backwards thanks to the 1st comment

[Tornadoshanx138]

Anyone else notice they had the valley girl accent immediately?

[toronjillo2]

i wanna punch the fat chick

[chesterchow1]

he's rlly good at improv

[LyricalMurderer1]

@chesterchow1 yea man...amazing improv.....very quick in coming up with responses....

[MsChodel]

4141 people want alien sex legalised...

[Phoonti]

And they thought it was gonna be one of those boring Alien interviews...

[Frosty539018]

Jaimie is the ugly butch bodyguard to the sexy little princess that is laurie. For some reason I detect that her asshole is not very clean. Anyone else agree?? 0_o

[devio123]

i want to see laurie naked

[juki0h]

jamie thinks shes hot when shes really not

[dainius311]

Wow, my butt hole just got really big from that one. lol

[MrDaviator]

i saw two blondes and i was like ooo

[XxSurrealPainxX]

The fat one looks like a fatter version of iJustine

[waleedtheweirdo]

i fucking hate cunts like this

[Zas379]

Oh the stereotypical sex starved fat slutty bitch. Really want to punch her repeatedly in the face.

[thewarzoneking]

white bitches r funny 

[JUGUNchocoman]

jamie is prolly one of those fat ugly chicks who thinks shes hot

[7717blue]

@JUGUNchocoman wtf? same to you

[JUGUNchocoman]

@7717blue

fatfuck

[smokelakes]

@JUGUNchocoman hhaha yea, then they alway wear tight clothes. fuckin gross. they think they have good features.... well of course you have curves! its cause youre fuckin fat!

...so lame

[ticosexy22]

I like the chubby chick, she is really beatiful

[TheLighteningBlitz]

laurie's hot

[PravEffect1]

its soo windy in london today, im goin to sleep

[ChiTownBullzzz21]

the fat bitch knows she cant get none but wishes she did

[xXspacecaseXx]

@ChiTownBullzzz21 Im sure alotta desperate guys have hit that. Insecure chicks are easy

[IamToGood1]

the yeaaaa at the end scared the shit out of me ...

[shutyoface96]

my butthole got really big for that one

[Outlawz404]

fat bitch wishes for a dick in her ass

[MrXxAryaxX]

These ppl crack me up looooool

[xxpurplemilkxx]

Kassem is a smooth man

[poppinxfreshh]

aliens hopefully arent as fat as that fat bitch

[topepicshit]

Me: Seems like not only you can easily find hot chicks (Laurie), but also stupid ones (Jamie).

Jamie: What, what..? in the butt..

Me: EEEWW, gtfo, fat bitch!

[betafishmouse]

why is only the back part of her hair sticking up!?

[alwaysUxME]

@betafishmouse fake hair?? Oo'

[TheMamaluigi2]

@betafishmouse magic thing called wind buddy ever heard of it?

[MikeLaBS]

@TheMamaluigi2 The fuck is wind lol where are you from ???

[krushruss]

God that fat bitch is a huge bitch, she's probably saying all that stuff just to be funny lol.

[iamlegend745]

Kassem you player.

[dontforgettobeawsom1]

100 dis likes = 100 alieans wachted this video

[ownage95473]

Thumbs up if only your left speaker works on this video.

[kyliecarefree]

I would so wanna be interviewed by kassem! He's too cute :)

[Beastyboy467]

California on mexicans.

[mrstaylautner27]

it looks like jaime is wearing a wig

[cinemaker006]

"Wow, my butthole got really big for that one."

I laughed--to the point of tears--for a good 2 minutes at that. Had to pause the video.

[rayman003]

98 people were analy probe by an alien!

[chechicha93]

damn what's with the fat chick and anal. stupid bitch.

[MrThatsthebeef]

....Heyyyy I live in bakersfield and i have all my teef.....

[imawierdo72]

Why does it sound like aliens are trying to communicate with me? I don't here y'all talking I here like alien communication.

[jaguar123987x]

lmao, 2:55 tall as her hahaha have you ever seen 1, I haven't but maybe she's 1 because she looks like she is and she likes to talk about anal a lot wtf???, scary biaaatch. She's 100% ALIEN and I bet Chinese have smth to do with her, MADE IN CHINA- Scary BIAAATCH

[eckdj]

So i was sitting around at the fire house...and I thought....KassemG should do a California on Charlie Sheen....Obviously judging on these comments I wasnt the only one.

[serbmanu]

american girls are the ugliest girls in the world ,ugly and fat

[lorifizzy]

hahaha. so many haters. ouchh. at least we had fun. try it sometime. <3

[Flicker455]

@lorifizzy We are! Only at your expense! :D

[FuckThatShitBitch100]

@lorifizzy your hot

[GrayFoxGrayFox]

Dumb fat chick, would shoot her in the neck. Other girl is cool though.

[XNitarocksX]

SHUT UP, KASSEM IS TOO HOT TO BE AN ALIEN. BITCH.

[foreverfree26]

Her boobs are fake.

[BalletTapJazz]

I hate fat chicks that think they're soooo sexy...

[JPdab]

whys it all panned left u fuckin stereophobe

[melekatik]

Dang Kassem Im picturing you having a fun night with aliens right now..and laurie and jamie watching you..darn right youre having fun

[musicforestsand]

i keep seeing this video over and over again for lori <3

[MOVLFunn]

california on chuck norris

[7digitalSunday]

Kassem, you are way funnier than that guy on late nite tv, conan... you fckn hilarious.

[JustSomeGuyOk]

lori is hot....

[cameronportee12]

Cali on black dick

[mannybeats100]

california on the kardashians

[thetranceknight]

the fat one reminds of stiflers mom jennifer coolidge but uglier,

urghh! what a fat fucking dog!

[MegaCODDERS]

clifornia on batlefield vs call of duty

[065230393b]

the one on the left ;)

[darklourd]

Cali on Girls Gone Wild

[darklourd]

Cali on interracial

[LOCOboiz]

The fat chick is lying she obviously has a stinky pooper

[clouds5]

Man is there anything else than anal in her head? ^^

[freshcubanito]

california on dry humping

[masterdebatercarl]

California on black ops.

[FacepalmWTF]

california on black ops

[TheNightmareRhino117]

California on call of duty

[DJDeCiBeL01]

"Fuck a Roswell!"

[foxafox]

Cali on anal I guess !

[CharlieBelvo18]

California on frat boys!

[CharlieBelvo18]

California on frat boys!

[GuitarLegend310]

If I ever saw Jamie in person, the minute she starts talking I swear I will dropkick her in the face. And I never say that kind of stuff towards chicks ever... This is what she has triggered in my brain.

[heatperu13]

@GuitarLegend310 cool story bro

[GuitarLegend310]

@heatperu13 You're damn right it is....

[YourFantasyForLife]

@GuitarLegend310 Falcon Punch FTW?

[GuitarLegend310]

@YourFantasyForLife HELL YES!

[SGTcrackey666]

@GuitarLegend310 yeh she really does annoy save some for me. Shes probably not human!! shes a rare breed of cabbage my friend.

[GuitarLegend310]

@SGTcrackey666 I will try to save some. That is if I don't totally annihilate her. If that becomes the case, then I'm sorry.

[0680496]

@GuitarLegend310 wtf did she do?

[GuitarLegend310]

@0680496 She talked a lot in a very obnoxious manner to the point of extreme annoyance... that's what. And that laugh of hers.... my god.

[holycrapsauce1]

@GuitarLegend310 which one is that?

[GuitarLegend310]

@holycrapsauce1 Well they do say which one is which in the video but just to save you the trouble, it's the fat one.

[ARC3LYP5Y]

fat girl all she wants to talk about is taking it up the but?

fat girls are weird, im sticking with skinny babes!!

[Hotmo08]

Cali on the camera man

[anyou565]

california on jersey shore

[Exploredia]

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[MrFinnyman]

California on the camera guy

[DaPepsinator]

god they are so immature

[parshan08]

fuckin grenades man....

theyre everywhere

[SMDaithikXD]

the fat friend... *sigh*

[wingersx]

fuckin fat biotch gtfo 

[pandamanuel]

California on ZOMBIES

[Punkoli99]

california on hangovers!

[bschmall95]

California on Camping

[ellboy99]

FAT CHICK FUCK OFF

[cienglad]

California on surprise cumshot

[1990banks]

cali on surprise buttsex

[normandie350]

textbook example of hot chick with fat bitch friend

[BAMAstudent13]

California on Katy Perry!

[MrDragonslayer916]

california on christmas

[punkvictim]

do you guys mind if we use.... ......"yes" haha

[PootersForSure]

The girl on the left is pretty hot.. not gonna lie

[ThePublicImprov]

Cali on Weiner length!

[iisTaTiCzZxz]

u a player

[jojokelliefanhpc]

california on the kardashians

[OnlineSkill]

California on Penis Size!

[Henrybr2006]

Cali on dicks??!!!

[britforlife32]

california on dick size

[nuurka36]

California on '' Does size matter''

[itsirish]

i would eat their poopers

[Drenizer]

California on KassemG

[orlandofanofsoccer]

cali on north korea

[214325326457]

girl on right is a whoore cuz she is ugly

[realplayazkickass]

California on Arabs/Middle Easterners/Muslims

[fandanstan]

@realplayazkickass I don't see where Muslims fit in. That's a religion my friend. lol

[realplayazkickass]

@fandanstan well u know what i mean most arabs and middle easternes are muslims but not all ofc

[fatallyfeli]

@realplayazkickass totally!

[atjex]

cali on north korea

[sequencius]

It's never TWO hot girls, there's always an ugly/fat one with a slimmer hotter one. I think hotter girls look for ugly/fat friends to make them look better.

[Simsrockslol]

@sequencius It called a Greande lol .Its from jersey shore

[Candixblond]

Actually it's "Jaymie"

[gracyx33]

@Candixblond ....are you the girl in the video? ahah because your screen name has blond in it, you're 21 on your channel and you're posting a lot of comments standing up for 'jaymie' and correcting the spelling of her name.

[Kogerii]

How about the uncut interview with the bunny-ears girl?

0:50 Time to say, "well you're gonna be".

2:00 It's b/c she's fat.

[yayvj007]

cali on DICK SIZE

[nathanialmunir]

california on dick size

[bingwomenwatch]

california on dick size

[csusm577]

california on fat chicks in denial who think they r hot (jamie) and california on proud whores who r slightly attractive but because they have fukd endless random guys r considered hideous and will never be loved.... just fukd (laurie) bakersfield.... thats why they r fukn hick, get outta venice tourist

[alexhotpants]

Fat girl with a Butt Fetish...

[officialJaimie44]

my name is Jaimie..obviously its spelled different

[zakzhoe]

ill fuck the fat friend :)

[omgitshaileyrose]

who cares what they look like? that was entertaining

[5959512]

7 inches long/ 5 inches around

[breslife]

hahaha you guys are soooo original with your comments!!!

[TheChaotic5]

Hahahahahaha i LOVE KassemG!!! Come watch our videos TheChaotic5!!

[superboirocks]

shes fucking fat

[crapcake101]

i'd go deep with the chick on the left

[707Andrewjot]

I hate fat ugly chicks that had sex once and then turn into total whores

[zakzhoe]

@707Andrewjot hahahha so fuckin true

[LlamaArmy]

@707Andrewjot

You just described every fucking girl at my high school haha

[AwTear]

21?! you liar!

[Midnightpitbull2]

the fat bitch is annoying as fuck

[zerstorenser]

That fat bitch is annoying as fuck and ugly

[Augustburnsstorm]

Jesus fucking christ , this fucking white thrash whores, I hope they'll die

[Hallaladies]

@Augustburnsstorm how do they die in a kitchen? mlib

[darthmaxrat88]

california on call of duty. laurie is sexy :)

[TheFlex21]

cali on TSA

[Joebob1314]

88 people don't like the hot blonde on the left. they must be an alien.

[anibioman]

cali on TSA

[alexgg1wf]

kass how can you do this with a straight face, your fantastic. keep em coming

[IamJacksonMolloy]

California on - California on

[95briannanicole]

california on call of duty

[grungeface87]

California on how hot Laurie is.

[MrKhody]

lol thumbs up if u wonder about this 2:33

[MrKhody]

CALI ON ANAL!

[btamish]

California on TSA patdowns.

[ilazycarlos1]

California on the future

[masni92]

cali on finland