Turtle Fail

[ThexSyn]

Thats what it sounds like when justin bieber has consexual gay sex.

[courteibutt]

SPAM 7! OMG ROFLMAO HAHAEISFBIQWUEBFIQWUEBFRIQUEWF­BQIWUEBFIQWUEFBQIWEUBF

[TheMoonspirityue1]

turtle pimp!!!!!

[Rachel20891]

LMFAO

[Catisbackable]

Spam 2: WTFBBQOMG

[xXxSn3akxXx]

Lonely guy!

[LATINTORPEDO]

and that's how the ninja turtles were created 

[Earpollution121]

Justin Bieber?

[fierceashton]

That turtle fucking rocks he treated that shoe like it was his BITCH he was a BOSS

[Themexicannatzi]

this is clearly a shoe fail not a turtle fail in fact its a turtle win that turtle made that shoe its bitch

[AbbeyIncorporated]

@Themexicannatzi No.

[A1TVSHOW]

O_o I didn't expect that lol.

[PLBruno]

Press 2 , 7 and 8 '-'

[WoodsofWilmer]

Slow and steady wins the race. That must be the new kobe sneaker.

[Hikarekuno]

Press 4 to get scarred for life

[UFOdad]

Even Gamera gets horny.

[aquarianbabe]

Well, alls I have to say it watch out for the turtle spunk.

[Treefingrs]

@aquarianbabe At least you know he won't cum too soon...

[zeekyblahIV]

I just saw a shoe and i jizzed in my shell.

[GOKU8831]

i wonder how they masturbate

[GiniPig95]

I think its trying its best!

[barneythedamdinosaur]

0:27 for turtle dick

[killyah4fun]

Pretty sure that's a win.

[bengalaas]

i like turtles

[TotalWarGamer783]

te guy in background plays gothic 3...

[lloveComedy]

Man I was expecting something like "Justin Bieber when having orgasm" in the top comment section.

[Nightcrawler1722]

take dat bish lol xD

[rizkycost]

wow, thats the first time I heard turtle voice

[MrShinzuzu]

TURTLES MAKE THE CUTEST NOISE!!!! AWWWSH >W<

[HockeyRWE]

thats one horny turtle

[GodlyBoss]

He deserves a mate.

[kabalan20]

I like turles :D

[ruckaisawesome]

@kabalan20

how can u like turtles if u cant even spell it:P

[kabalan20]

@ruckaisawesome thats how I say it ;P

[flockaguccii82]

squirtle is trying to learn water gun ;)

[BulletFMValentine3]

0:00 - 0:22 awwwwwwwww cute noise

the rest - woah

[biggslovesbucs]

Press 4, wait a second and you will be disturbed

[biggslovesbucs]

Press 4, wait a second and you will be disturbed

[theawesomedude92]

wow a turtle trying to f**k a shoe, am I going crazy?

[daspidrr]

poor guy, get him a girlfriend!!!

[Bladzex7]

press 2 and leave for 1 second for rapid *you know what*.

[DeadMemoriesxXx]

i can never un-see this... O.O

[eduardo0796]

awwww the turtle is trying to fuck that show so adorable...

[eduardo0796]

@eduardo0796 *shoe

[ScorpionX405]

That sound! O:

So fuckin adorable ^. ^

[Oslogz]

Nike. Just do it.

[imSeeJayv2]

AAWWWWWW.

[HtfRaven]

my dad had a turtle to, it really liked his socks :/

[MrJrod228]

i bet that turtle has a bigger penis then its owner



[Rebexxify]

Turtles only make sound when they are mating... its such a cute sound but gross because you know why hes doing it

[sigiproductions]

aww bitch being cock block let him fuck dem black bitches alone

[CRM09ify]

Which ones squeaking? The shoe.....or the turtle?

Thumbs down if u think this is fake

Thumbs up if u think this is real.

[LifelinkTV]

Hold on guys, I need to fuck this shoe over here. *squeek*

[fredjhayskie]

press 4

[theL3monTart]

haha! thats a WIN to me! :D

[JackjeC]

big 8==========D

[TheBboyCrazee]

anybody realised it's a tortoise? yea thats a fail

[LaDominicana33]

That turtle moans like a bitch!

[xenohuh7]

ok now im convinced of object sexuality

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

So, thats why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hanged out with the Foot Clan.

[acvaticlifE]

No i want a turtle ssoooooooo bad :D

[ZombiFear]

So that's how turtles moan ...

[snozer2]

Please, for the sake of my sanity, tell me..... that is his tail....

[MoonPhase94]

@snozer2 lmao...it wasn't...xD

[dcmcgaskey101]

shoegasm ftw

[kashanclaws]

is anyone else shocked that NO ONE can tell the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? i mean, really.

[GT5CR7]

Wheres the sea if it's a turtle

[Adder180]

aww its bigger than mine :(

[sweet58441]

sounds like super mario lol

[Azaro919]

another reason why "I love turtles"

[vitessemeister]

The turtle found it's 'sole' mate

[steveigog]

That isn't a turtle.

[Dragichama]

oh so cute! I love the little noise she makes

[Armoroth]

@Dragichama

because girls have a penis right....

[Dragichama]

@Armoroth lol no! but "turtle" is feminine

[V1p3rSniper]

is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?

[Riwillion]

@V1p3rSniper

No, it´s alright. Actually, in my opinion, those manly voices would give a boner to any homo.

[Thafanboy]

ok, i can understand filming the turtle but why zoom in on his penis? (; too funny(:

[kim4738]

Mah Blastoirse will rape your pokemon!!! LITERALLY!

[SNAKEMAN756]

isnt that a tortoise

[anabellcena]

Omg! So cute

[bigealien18]

wow basrtard didnt use a condom

[bluelightsofengland]

this is a turtle win ! 

[CometShoot000]

TURTLE SOUND?????

[Mk1GolfGod]

This brings new meaning to awkward turtle..

[VSGamera]

Fake, thats not a Turtle.

[irkibby]

It's a tortoise.

[WweMovieMaker101]

Since when is Porn allowed on Youtube :O

[RudySpino]

Is anyone else shocked that turtles make a sound? D:

[AbduCola]

@RudySpino LOl u copied my comment :D

[RudySpino]

@AbduCola Yes, yes I did, well I dunno if it was yours but I knew I saw it somewhere on this vid and it wasn't in the top 2 anymore so I wanted to get it back up there :D

Whats funny is I have 3 turtles and have never seen anything like this even thought've they've layed eggs on multiple occasions :P

[AbduCola]

@RudySpino I know i seriously think its just this turtle

[RudySpino]

@AbduCola Could be, lol but either way I'd like to thank the folks at failblog for several hours of homework procrastination :P

[jewelandloreeshow]

@RudySpino I find it ADORABLE :D That is noe of the cutest noises I have ever heard :D

[TheCostran29]

@RudySpino It's a freakin' squeaky toy! :P

[xxJamester25xx]

i want one :(

[PHILLYPHAN5118109]

These boots are made for humping, and thats thats what ill do. Oh one these days on these boots ill cum on you!

[prettyshia19]

omg he sounds like elmo lls

[Atern0x]

Wait! Is this the OST of Gothic 3???

Awesome!

[sweden20000]

now i know how a turtle humps xD

[BobDylanMorgan]

if you wanna marry a shoe, I'll marry you

[bbphnix]

stupid stupid turtle.......

[bflunker]

He was just tryin to get his...whats the prob

[Dbzrequest]

This is more like a win to me ;d

[KnifeMa5t3r]

omg its so cut when it makes the sound

[LegendOfDuo]

Wow

[21ollej]

No, I am sorry Failblog, it is impossible for turtles to fail.

[SchmidtThe]

is the shoe ok?!!....

[Dethclops7]

lmao he made that shoe his bitch

[713ham]

thats a sexy ass shoe

[killerkirbydude]

Damn, I need to download the extra soundpack for my turtle.

[CreativeGuyKyle]

I getting myself a turtle!!!!!!!!! :)

[11PLSoccer]

Horny bastard

[chippy506]

turtle: bitch im done with you!

[Afr0pkerz]

*take it bish.... who's your daddy *ehh*

[xXxDinoXxXMan13]

That turtles a porn star now!

[MrSprunkz]

You see thats why we need sexual education as a school subject!!!!

[ONLYsmokesDAbest]

adidas arent as big as slut as nikes

[TheSonomaDude]

The noise it makes is so kickass. I want your turtle!!

[kurpsterisleg]

Really sticky shoes

[Kreecido]

EwwTurtlePORN

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

Well the turtle isn't slow at this. ;)

[JosephMayo0o]

u stupid fucking asshole!!

[OverTheMoon28595]

TURTLE ORGASM lol

[angelcrisis44]

aah...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...­ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...

and the sad part is that he made this noise because he was missing :P

[xUnRePlieR]

LOL he's just disappointed cause he can't reach xD

[tomA15b]

Sick man. He likes watching this turtle hump his shoe? dear god

[jyrimo]

will it make shurtle or tuhoe?

[xUnRePlieR]

@jyrimo Shurtle is much suitable.

[jyrimo]

ewww.....turtle boner O_o

[MrAleper]

in soviet russia shoe fucks you

[mrstevemarr]

@MrAleper not funny

[supersonic71097]

-_____-" The things on the internet these days.

[Epicnessable]

I like turtles. :D

[skiegiek]

holy shit...he can move his dick up and down...

[mrdagater]

well now we know what mikey does when no ones around

[BlueBurryPimp]

This is the teenage mutant turtles creepy uncle with a shoe fetish.

[BlueStarDiamont5]

OH MY GOD! A TURTLE PENIS! O_O

[vgirl120592]

lol greatest noise ever

[Dylanownsguitarhero]

Seriously love this turtle.

He even changed position.

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

More like a win, its showing the shoe who is boss :D

[concavius]

Ladies, this is me in bed. Face, noise and everything ;}

[BRLSD]

@concavius that means that you have sex with boots??

[killerofporn]

holy fuck by accident i put this in fullscreen and i saw a penis

[sumotaby]

My question is.....what is that shoe made out of?

[Th4Pwnz0r]

That is honestly the cutest thing I've ever se- OH GOD.

[PRPMAppz]

damn!! lucky shoe...

[mrActionhouse]

thats one sexy shoe



[BubOn1c]

The real fail is this is a tortise. Not a turtle.

[gookmail]

@BubOn1c well.. i see its flippers.

[brads993]

hes still bigger than i am :(

[ultimatepewmaster]

poor shoe

[KUDAHLCSS]

nice sound dude :)

[darkhero36]

this is a fail for failblog. this is not a fail it's a turtle win

[zithium]

It's like an old ass motherfucker trying to have sex..

[XDTails]

¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ ɐɥɐɥɐɥ lol

[epicutubemembername]

@XDTails yes , yes I can

[XDTails]

rubber turtle yay

[skyev117]

k he was actually suffocating it and that was its tail.

[angelazrail]

poor thing... i know how it feels...

[starfish258852]

lol

[snafoofoo]

thumbs up if this is the first turtle penis you've seen

[shotsherlock]

@snafoofoo seen or felt....i haven't seen but felt yes......I can still smell the alcohol

[vF3ARv1]

@snafoofoo sadly, i cant thumbs up xD

[Roperious]

Was that Elmo laughing at the start?

[killer24norway]

just like justin bieber! Cant reach the target!

[st33shy]

that little fuka goes longer than me

[MrKanicku]

EpicFace :D

[squirttle92]

The noises he makes!

[FiloPrideYepImFilo]

shoe fail turtle win!

[thumbsupmyass]

sound like he's enjoying the turtle style..

[3orangeidiots2010]

got to third base!!!!

[SpykerZaggato84]

His dick's like "come here!"

[jordan5314]

poor turtle he didnt felt the pussy

[Hypnotizedus1]

is this how turtles get laid?

[concavius]

my moaning sounds

[bobcoolbobyeah]

TURTLE FAIL??? TURTLE WIN!!!!

[secondasian]

I think u need a female turtle

[Vomitcake]

That turtle just finished a quickie