Blow Tex Away.. if you can.

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

Did you know Tex is the great-great-great-great-great-­great-great granddaughter of Chuck Norris?

[spikeyouw]

real lyrics "loaded i will walk alone" misheard lyrics "lonely i will want cologne"

[MrMegaUber]

Just watching this made my balls hurt. weird huh?

[RPGLover48]

Any one evey think of a Agent TEX vs Master Chief face off

[OmegaAgentTexas]

I--I mean she--rocks!

[123Clutchy]

-see the title- bow chicka bow wow and why does everyone use this music

[ioksajd]

wtf did anyone else have huge lag on this

[11purplechick]

You can say that again Sheila

[puppies2kill]

Half the reason I came to this video is so that I can make this joke. Blow tex away...bowchickabowwow

[Tex21fiRefLy]

This is the best Tex video i have seen that wasn't made from roosterteeth, it was awsome!

[SW4GPRODIGY]

badass



[walkingdeadseason2]

Tex is an unreachable amount of bad ass. Sad though at the end of season 9 of red vs blue she was just an imagination that time made me sad. Also sad when she got trapped in the memory unit when Maine aka "Meta" stabbed the unit through her visor.

[FuzionLP]

3:12 suicide

[TalhaIqbal555]

I don't think Tex is tough at all.She looks like the toughest of RvB,but in really she is an agile girl.

She is having a Super Strength Enhancement which can directly give her access to inhuman strength,not double her strength,go to rvb.wikia.com if you want to get the proof(I actually saw it from there.)

[mrnugets12]

I have never seen a halo machinima as good as RvB. the closest I can think of is Rise Of The Spartans by Arbiter617. Please check his ROTS videos(there are only 5 or 6 right now but they are like a hour long each.) and PLEASE tell him I sent you.

[DrgaonViper91]

wait the artist for this song is wrong it's supposed to be breaking benjamin

[refinedleigon]

@DrgaonViper91 thats what it says

[DrgaonViper91]

@refinedleigon ook this is weird yesterday it said martin o'donnell and micheal salvatore.......maybe it got fixed

[tangledlife]

@DrgaonViper91 I haven't changed the artist since I uploaded the vid. I'm not sure why yours says it's not Breaking Benjamin, but I'd never discredit such an awesome band!

[DrgaonViper91]

@tangledlife no i know that but at the time i wrote the comment that is waht it says under the like bar...... sort of like it says it now as well.......... idk whats wrong lol and breaking benjamin is a fricking amazing band

[werewolf1020]

Well haha no shit!

[KillerKarpo]

Fuck I'm to scrambled tonight from shit that I can't use Grammar... Excuse me on that

[KillerKarpo]

@sagekid60 Or Chuck Norris is an Actor that some random person claimed "Immortal" and everyone just tagged along. And Master Chief, is obviously unavailable at this moment. Please hold until Halo Four please. So your odds are stacked against a fat ass son of a bitch versus an power armored super solider with combat experience.

[01oo011]

isnt tex dead?

[Rebekyrad13]

@01oo011 Tex is dead but the memory of Allison wasn't forgotten till the end of season 9.

[01oo011]

@Rebekyrad13Then we wait For season 10!!!!!!

[refinedleigon]

@01oo011 ya she died season 9 last episode

[bowchiackbowwow]

tex is back :)

[bowchickabowwow7000]

thumbs up if you remember this song from halo 2 without the singer

[bowchiackbowwow]

good :)

[TwinAnimeFreaks]

great song choice. who is it ?

[hammythepig]

@TwinAnimeFreaks Blow me away by Breaking Benjamin

[Heater294]

People who pwn Tex:

Donut (HELL YEAH, THREE POINTS YAH DIRTY WHORE!!!)

Crunchbite/Fluffy/Honk Honk

:/ there is no one else who could 1v1 her and win.

[PieFishy]

i knew i was awesome. but not this awesome!!!!

[Mayeur000Donz]

The Tex we see in Season 9, inside the Epsilon unit... is that the real Tex, or is it Epsilon-Church's memory generation of her?

I keep getting different ideas about this.

[lolersrock3000]

Sideeye1 learn some grammar

[sideeye1]

i dont think no one can blow tex away

[cowlikereflexes]

I clicked on this video just to say.... BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!!!!

[SultenZone]

@Heater294 Tex can "blow me" away anytime, Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

[devtyler12344]

awsome trust me

[Jimmythefishyninja]

Tex you can blow me anytime, Bow chicka bow wow

[MidwaySentinel]

i could just hear Grif say "PROTECT ME CONE!" XD

[TheCrossbolt]

1:57 triple clothesline

[LXDARKD3M0NXL11]

sarge was smart to stay down at that time0:50-0:58

[wawa865]

My fav is still Emile

[WackySpartan]

1:31 and 1:59 Tucker Gets covered in black soot and looks like Tex LOL, she's too much of a bad ass to get attacked by Grif and Sarge

[LXDARKD3M0NXL11]

1:35 song * ur covers blown no wear to go*

in the atcual episode simmons: YU RATTED ME OUT U SON OF A BITCH!

[junopixel]

thats a good first video keep it up

[spartandawg101]

Tex is only able to be killed by tucker the light blue guy

[ElPayasoMalo]

@spartandawg101 It will be a frosty day in Hell when the sword jockey gets even one hit on Texas.

[kingdynamite97]

Blow away agent Texas? IZ NOT POSSIBLE!

[Heater294]

Only one person can blow Tex away. But he's got more important stuff to do, like rescue the princess from the evil goblin! *wink*

[Tex6073]

now i realize why my friends call me Tex...Im being serious but i still dont get why though, i now im badass, i now im a girl, i always wear black armor on halo, i sound like her, but please can someone explain why...

[punn213]

no one can blow tex away...

except for tucker...

[wonkytick]

tex is a girl and she is one badass

[primeone810]

yOU CAN'T BLOW TEX AWAY srry caps

[Wintercomet100]

okay... you made her way scarrier then she really is in the movie if you ask me.

[tangledlife]

@Wintercomet100 My friends and I were all laughing our heads off at the end of this the second time we watched it, because it's so much an opposite of how funny the actual episode is :P

[spikeyouw]

@Wintercomet100 you said what i was about to say IN THE BEGINING!!!

[jeremyjca]

this is amazing!

[tangledlife]

@jeremyjca Thank you! I hopefully will be adding more soon, once I get a new laptop!

[ClanProduction]

@tangledlife if you make a new vid make it about maine or the meta

[kcboyable]

not bad u did good for the song

[Alahandraluv]

1:25 PROTECT ME CONE!

[Heater294]

Tex's name is Allison (I don't know if her REAL last name is Tex or Beth but anyways...)

[pieman9999999999]

@Heater294 tex=codename

[Heater294]

@pieman9999999999 I know shes Texas, but I didn't know if they nicknamed her Tex or if it was convienently (lol spelling fail) her last name.

[TheNight1994]

lol that is from breaking benjamin

[SydneyMarie1311]

I know but Tex is cooler

[tctaylor1]

you should of  typed in texas thats texs real name

[SydneyMarie1311]

If only I had a suit of armor like Tex does hmm I wonder where I could get one

[SydneyMarie1311]

I'm like agent Tex

Smart she figures out how to do the least amount of work with the nest results!

If only I could spell as good as I easily figure things out/ problem solve

[ReachIsBeast]

This is one of the best first-time videos I've ever seen. I know that Windows Movie Maker can be a bit of a b**** (trust me, I've been there), but that is no reason to give up. Save up some money, invest in a bit better software, and you won't believe what you'll be capable of. Excellent work.

[pwnrman22]

Awesomeness

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

TEX is one BAMF while the rest are a little bit badass....

[pwnrman22]

The orange guy kept getting hit in the nuts

[HalfStarStudios]

@tangledlife Well MC killed a shitload of Elites while Tex got beat by just one. lol

[tangledlife]

@HalfStarStudios Well MC is a video game character who was MADE to look like a bad ass. If MC got his ass kicked by anybody, no one would buy Halo, now would they?

[HalfStarStudios]

@tangledlife Halo Legends lol There ya go xD

[MrTotal101]

how was this made?

[tangledlife]

@MrTotal101

I used Windows Movie Maker. It shut down on me multiple times and lost my file twice, so I could have made it better. I just got too pissed off :P

[wanabechucknoris]

@tangledlife live movie maker or just movie maker? (windows of course)

[roaklin]

@tangledlife yes it has a habit of doing that, recommend save the project as you go, much less headaches when you don't have to start completely over ;)

[zagon2]

@tangledlife if tex owns this much imagine if they incorperated the chief since he's the ultimate spartan n is like what a billion texes together?

[Yora21]

@MrTotal101 The action scenes are not actual made with Halo 3, but created by an animator to look almost exactly as the level and the characters from the game. When they are just standing and talking, they recorded it ingame. In the end it was all edited together so you don't really see the changes.

This video is just footage from an RvB episode with music.

[MegaBliss101]

the song is cool with the vidio

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

I'd rather have Tex blow ME away, bow chicka bow wow :)

[Heater294]

@4massmurder :/

[sonic26281]

bad as

[12dogu]

there is only 1 thing that is more epic than tex....ezio the worlds best assasin

[The3AwesomeNinjaKids]

Tex must be like the daughter of Chuck Norris.

[kamikazismurf]

gud vid dude! the music is gud 2 :)

[sallyprue]

you know who else is a badass? Tucker 8D

[Heater294]

@sallyprue Donut :3

[DrunkenFiist]

1:56 FALCON PUNCH!

[AGoldSoldier]

i love this song

[Turok937]

Ok seriously the orange guy always get hit in the balls XD

[claygate42]

@Turok937 Dexter Grif

[NnoitraPwns]

this song was originally a song in haloit was made by Breaking Benjamin then they added lyrics after the game came out

[Heater294]

I'll blow you away Tex, Bow Chicka Bow Wow! :D

[bigswordspikedhair]

@Heater294 honk chicka honk honk

[1redvsbluefan]

@Heater294 I SECOND THAT

[noble64890]

Wonder what tex would look like... Wait she's an AI too bad

[Heater294]

@noble64890 You mean what DID she look like.

[MrCoolios12]

@noble64890 what makes you say that nothing in the series has actually proven and lets say hypotheticly your right ... wtf man spoilers asshole

[hemir9]

Five things.

1.

1:59

TRIPLE KILL

2. Poor Grif :(

3. Tex is not THE ultimate badass.(But she IS a badass, The Meta is a bigger badass, lol >:L

4. I think Tex is gonna lose in that 3v1 fight >:L

5. Love the vid!

[Xlr8Jeff10]

@hemir9 yeah but hen again she does kick wash and metas but but thats your opinion

[bascalisc066]

THAT WUZ MY FAV EPISODE

[Heater294]

Right when I saw the video title I said bow chicka bow wow.

[TheSandman522]

Awesome man just Awesome, its funny because this exactly what i was searching for when i typed in Breaking Benjamin and Red vs Blue

[OrientalTech]

I think her voice is pretty sexy, my opinion, anyone else?

[Jiles139]

Agent tex is a bit of a bad ass LMAO

[frostlite13]

he deserve over one million views at best

[tangledlife]

@frostlite13 Thank youuu! :3 Share with your friends and help me get there?

[tangledlife]

Thank you all for watching and rating! 1000 views and still 5 stars!

[wolfclaw719]

three things.

1.awsome video perfect song,

2. who would win in a fight? master cheif or tex.

3. poor griff.

[bascalisc066]

@wolfclaw719 TEX

[mrmccartney25]

@wolfclaw719 i have no idea

[padawanstarwars]

i loved the title it was funny! XD

[CFACDC]

that was awesome!

[AvatarMascott]

Well thanks a lot, you now have me addicted to this song. :P XD

[AvatarMascott]

Hey this is Sarah! :D Nice amv!

[OkamiSui]

Hey MiniMe, this is MegaMe. Very nice amv. I can't wait for the competition. Just follow the link on my username to my account and you'll be able to see my very own creation. Enjoy!