Someday, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. I simply hope that your time is sooner than later. ...by the way, we don't hate you either...
This looks a Monty Python video. Okay, I can understand somebody who had junky freeware to create this video - but it looks embarassing. I was looking for something my 5 year old can relate to regarding creationism.
!This looks a Monty Python video. Okay, I can understand somebody who had junky freeware to create this video - but it looks embarassing. I was looking for something my 5 year old can relate to regarding creationism.!
its all there, give or take few genocides and slavery, pedophile priests and other atrocities
it is safe for the younger audience so you can sure show it to your 5 year old
@priests1996 We understand all to well. That is why we mock it. We also speak out against it because of the harm it causes individuals & society as a whole. And before you say it, no we do not hate christians, how we possibly hate someone whom we have never met.
people cannot understand what they credit to god or blame on the devil (who was created by god so you basically blame it on god anyway) because at that point they stop trying to understand it
and if somebody finds things out which could disprove your ridiculous teachings, go and torture them and make them stop
Galileo is just one of so many examples of your people preventing and discouraging us from understanding
Genesis is fiction, allegory. From the 106 schools that make up the " Christian College Coalition" only 5 teach that Genesis has to be taken litterally and that the "global flood" really happened.
Hehe, Supergod. Actually, in my language, we don't call him God (as in one god, two gods) but Overgod (Supergod if you will...). A lame attempt to distance YHWH from the rest of the "false gods". Cool video, btw. Cheers!
That reminds me of Frank Herbert's book ,,The Jesus Incident" where the ship, who thought and was believed to be God, was called Ship by all his/her believers; whoever called Ship ,,the ship" was accused of blasphemy. How we humans like to play around with words...
curiously what you wrote reminds me of my childhood (it could be everyone's childhood also), when i wasn't allowed to call my parents by their own names, because it would be perceived as a sort of blasphemy or extreme disrespect. Crazy how early those things start!
Mark 7:10, Jesus said: "For Moses said, 'Honor your father and your mother,' and, 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.' ". We all were teenagers once; you get a little more angry at your parents than you should and say things you don't mean...
Admititly, your last comment wasn't so much a "reminds me of" but more along the lines of "made me think of".
Anyway, beyond the last precision you brought and which i endorse, i'd like to ask why should parents be heavily protected by god (any) and not the innocent and immature children, in the Koran it's all about the parents respect (some 11 verses) ..nothing about children it rather compares children to material exactly like money, and you'll find money and children in this verse:
Koran 18:46 "Money and children are the joys (toys) of this life"
he shoots he scores
lol
YOOOOyaron 3 months ago
You need Jeezuz
JeezuzFanboy 6 months ago
ahahahahahahahahaha now thats the bible in 2 minutes
but why not? it makes perfect sense.. to a lunatic at least.. or somebody trapped in the eternal illusion
realbojay 6 months ago
I'm so glad I'm not a brainwashed Christian.
lesliekwan80 8 months ago
wow i feel so sorry for you.
dawnnc9 9 months ago
u need jesus
MrHendrixchild 11 months ago
Someday, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. I simply hope that your time is sooner than later. ...by the way, we don't hate you either...
priests1996 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
seanmitchell88 1 year ago
This looks a Monty Python video. Okay, I can understand somebody who had junky freeware to create this video - but it looks embarassing. I was looking for something my 5 year old can relate to regarding creationism.
cheepnispc 1 year ago
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@cheepnispc
!This looks a Monty Python video. Okay, I can understand somebody who had junky freeware to create this video - but it looks embarassing. I was looking for something my 5 year old can relate to regarding creationism.!
its all there, give or take few genocides and slavery, pedophile priests and other atrocities
it is safe for the younger audience so you can sure show it to your 5 year old
realbojay 6 months ago
Eyeopener :Þ)
MisterDoctorE 1 year ago
LMAO
AbusiveAntitheist 1 year ago
Amen! God is great and mighty!
joyoflife81 1 year ago
EPIC!!!!!!!!
moltoallegro19 1 year ago
lolz
ShadowsFilmsStudios 1 year ago
he shoots, he scores!!!!
WadeMacKinnon 1 year ago
People mock what they cannot understand.
priests1996 1 year ago
@priests1996 We understand all to well. That is why we mock it. We also speak out against it because of the harm it causes individuals & society as a whole. And before you say it, no we do not hate christians, how we possibly hate someone whom we have never met.
freetheworldof 1 year ago
@priests1996
"People mock what they cannot understand."
people cannot understand what they credit to god or blame on the devil (who was created by god so you basically blame it on god anyway) because at that point they stop trying to understand it
and if somebody finds things out which could disprove your ridiculous teachings, go and torture them and make them stop
Galileo is just one of so many examples of your people preventing and discouraging us from understanding
realbojay 6 months ago
@realbojay Sorry that Galileo prove the bible wrong.
gregrutz 5 months ago
@gregrutz
there was no need to do that, you just need to open the book and it proves itself wrong on every single page
realbojay 5 months ago
You almost got it right but the earth is flat and in the center of the universe.. Good effort though.
megamarsvin 1 year ago
Genesis is fiction, allegory. From the 106 schools that make up the " Christian College Coalition" only 5 teach that Genesis has to be taken litterally and that the "global flood" really happened.
lizazoon 1 year ago
Which version of Creation in the Bible do you like best?
Genesis Chapter ONE,
in which humans were created AFTER plants and animals?
Or chapter TWO, in which man was created BEFORE plants and animals?
Chapter ONE,
in which man and woman were created at the same time?
Or chapter TWO,
in which man was created before the plants
and woman was created after the animals?
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
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Hey, kids!
Which version of Creation in the Bible do you like best?
Genesis Chapter ONE,
in which humans were created AFTER plants and animals?
Or chapter TWO, in which man was created BEFORE plants and animals?
Chapter ONE,
in which man and woman were created at the same time?
Or chapter TWO,
in which man was created before the plants
and woman was created after the animals?
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
Hehe, Supergod. Actually, in my language, we don't call him God (as in one god, two gods) but Overgod (Supergod if you will...). A lame attempt to distance YHWH from the rest of the "false gods". Cool video, btw. Cheers!
Segepop 2 years ago
In my culture we call him ALLAH (The God)...sounds like a last desperate solution
17secret 2 years ago
That reminds me of Frank Herbert's book ,,The Jesus Incident" where the ship, who thought and was believed to be God, was called Ship by all his/her believers; whoever called Ship ,,the ship" was accused of blasphemy. How we humans like to play around with words...
Segepop 2 years ago
curiously what you wrote reminds me of my childhood (it could be everyone's childhood also), when i wasn't allowed to call my parents by their own names, because it would be perceived as a sort of blasphemy or extreme disrespect. Crazy how early those things start!
17secret 2 years ago
We remind each other of so many things. :)
Mark 7:10, Jesus said: "For Moses said, 'Honor your father and your mother,' and, 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.' ". We all were teenagers once; you get a little more angry at your parents than you should and say things you don't mean...
Admititly, your last comment wasn't so much a "reminds me of" but more along the lines of "made me think of".
Segepop 2 years ago
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17secret 2 years ago
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Anyway, beyond the last precision you brought and which i endorse, i'd like to ask why should parents be heavily protected by god (any) and not the innocent and immature children, in the Koran it's all about the parents respect (some 11 verses) ..nothing about children it rather compares children to material exactly like money, and you'll find money and children in this verse:
Koran 18:46 "Money and children are the joys (toys) of this life"
17secret 2 years ago
Hahaha well done
Frizzail420 2 years ago
this convinced me O.O
now i know for sure god made stuff exactly how impossibly the bible says so
MoonKittenJD 2 years ago
Would Christians believe the bible if Genesis was illustrated like this?
Yes.
STFUNOWlol 2 years ago
it is a nice video...to entertain children who loves cartoons...i think they will pay attention to the story.
algamar61 2 years ago
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Lame attempt to belittle the believer. Tsk tsk.
I want the last 2:12 seconds of my life back.
121jigawatts 2 years ago
Get off my page churchy!
eraser101YT 2 years ago 2
instead of using your talents in dividing people, why not make useful videos showing the need for Peace, Unity, Respect, and understanding
like the Global warming and pollution
DissonantMelodies 2 years ago
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@121jigawatts
"Lame attempt to belittle the believer. Tsk tsk.
I want the last 2:12 seconds of my life back."
pray to Zombie Lord Jesus, he might let you live 2:12 longer than you otherwise would
realbojay 6 months ago
A masterpiece!!!
17secret 2 years ago
AHuahuaHaUaU
As falas de Blood! Muita massa!
ravick007 2 years ago
Let the blood bath begin! Lol i saw Jesus w/ the raptor and adam and steve thrown in there hahaha Great
LarendriaThePagan 2 years ago
"He shoots, he scores!"
HAHA!!
PostmodernAnomaly 2 years ago
nice one, very pythonesque.. the blind watchmaker would be proud of you.. 10/10
zaqqaz22 2 years ago
hahaha lol let the blood bath begin
DuffyWXM 2 years ago 2