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  • How would you fall asleep if you were scared?

  • shit!!! i sleep at 5am every morning!

    i am a bit over weight too.

    and i am a groggy bastard most of the times

    so much so my family went on an URGENT holiday

    i eat till 3 am

    i wake up between 11am-1pm

    dayummm, im nasty

  • I just watched the vid cuz i have the same hat as you.

  • @gimpplusphotoshop i didnt mean to thumbs down

    

  • just look at his hands hhaa great advice

  • Bout to try this...

  • get to the point fool 2:00 in ur giving to many examples make a general example not 5xxx

  • does anybody else just watch this for his voice?

  • @poptart159 i just need a voice to fall asleep, so yes haha

  • u trippin bro. I take some xanax and then just pass out lol

  • Your voice is soothing and the info. You shared was correct

  • @ the LeftyLegend same here but sometimes like tonight I went to bed at 9 and idk if I'll get any sleep my parents say that I need to relax but my brain just won't be quite..

  • woah 1st reaction this is the best youtube video

  • You remind me of McLovin.

  • I go to bed @ 2 am:)

  • Thanks

  • i don't know why but I can be sleepy as hell but when I lay down to go to sleep I start thinking about everything. It takes me atleast an hour to go to sleep each night if im lucky.

  • It's funny, it's two am.

  • I'm wearing that same hat! just the DC logo is teal

  • Only watched the rest of it cuz yhu sexxxiiiii! ;]]-3

  • i just watch stupid videos as this one for about 5 seconds

  • your cute(: haha nice videeeeeo tooo

  • You seem very awkward when you are talking, but that was great advice,definitley not a waste of nine and a half minutes of my life, thanks bro for the help!

  • if ur stressed stretch!

  • you wigger

  • I don't know what it is about u but ur so relaxing I play this before I go to sleep every night and I don't have problems falling asleep anymore. Thanks dude

  • @hocegole i do the same thing except a different person.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU'VE NEVER PEE'ED IN A POOL... EVER !

  • @MrDanishtiger stop trying to get thumbs up fag

  • i like it, thanks magiccard :)

  • Why so many fucking haters... this kid isn't doing anything fucking wrong he's trying to help, see the people who piss me off are the ones who get pissed at someone for no good reason, I can understand some faggot trying to back up Justin Bieber, but that's a different situation. This kid isn't doing fuck all wrong.

  • @The0rangePanda knowledge works 2 ways. if they dont know this, people makes fun of him saying hes a nerd or something similar. If the audience already knows this, they say him as dumb, so they make fun of him for thinking his stating the obvious.

  • thanks it helped

    

  • you look like ur sleepie

  • Nerd

  • Nerd

  • this guy looks like he has down syndrom and cancer AND A BAD CASE OF THE UGLY!

  • @1997williams go back to being a virgin.

  • @1997williams

    I think your monitor is reflecting your face =S

  • @1997williams Looks like he has cancer? wtf? how in the world does some one look like they have caner besides hair loss, but he is wearing a hat. either way, that is pretty offensive

  • i wuvs ur hat :D

  • Try 6:30.....

  • Just smoke some weed, munch on something, Bamm, you'll be out!

  • @lovesskiingpow that's the way to go man lol my comedowns hit me hard so I fall asleep within like 5 seconds of lying dow.

  • is he llike, trying to like, rap???

  • okay hes boring..............n i feel sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppp­ppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­..............................­................

  • shit when i was 14 i wen't to sleep 2 am everyday C; wake up as 6 am almost never fell asleep o_e

  • wow this really helps! thank u so much!

  • man i want your fuckin hat its sickkkk wer can i get 1???

  • is he being fingered because cant sit the fuck still

  • You should study to be a sleep therapist if you arnt already ! (=

  • this sucks

  • (Boy) Where you from ? ? London ? keep saying like , like , like?

  • hahaha. awe your so cute.

  • nice hat and yer i think i got to lay off the monster i have up to 10 a day and i cant get to see till 4am and im only 16 that's bad!!!!!! :L

  • wow just watch this video and you will fall asleep!!!!!!! :) Thumbs up if you agrey

  • I kept watching cause he was cute haha but it actually kinda helped and all y'all people saying rude comments need to shut the f*** up..ain't got anything nice to say don't say anything at all!!!!!!!!!

  • THIS KID NEEDS TO GO TO SLEEP...

  • 3 mins in and all im hearing is stories. peace gonna find a better vid that can help

  • PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE

  • Can't sleep because... the voices...

    ...the voices are saying...

    "Kill everyone who makes youtube videos while wearing a stupid hat."

    I shall.

  • lol its great video thanks

  • dude i fell asleep watching this video thanks man

  • Goon sthu ur stupid ur not going to get any where in life

  • aligator cock......its yellow

  • ok this video is making me fall asleep! xD ur a genius! ... ahh .. *yawns* .. yea , stress, and stuf..sa..a.... zzzzzzzZZZZzz

  • Lol my curser was on the back button as he said that

  • the trick with caffeine is to make youre heatrbeat faster by scaring or angering youreself , then the caffeine will get out of your system faster .

  • if i try not to think about anything i keep thinking about it.

  • i mean no1 really gives a fuck about facts of sleepin or bein in the 4th grade u should just come out and tell how to fall asleep........fuck test, and all the other shit ur tryin to teach

  • I can't say it worked magic for me but it was very helpful. I'm 13 right now and I watched your entire video because I can relate to you when you say that people don't listen to us because were "just teenagers." We know stuff, right? Damn grownups

  • thumbs up if u fell asleep at "ok so"

  • i felt more sleepy from watchin this video

  • Thank you!  (:

  • Lol it is 6 in the morning :p im use to being up late lol

  • your 12? your voice so deep

  • Christmas is tomorrow I cannot go to sleep 5 more minutes until Christmas!!!!!!

    Great Video

  • ok thats sounds like an idea i thought of one like saying your times table repeatively tjrough every number in your mind

  • I also have a tip - go to the bed and then think, that you MUST wake up in 5 min or 15 or so and so you have these 5 minutes to be in bed and sleep a little. It very fast makes you more sleepy, it gives you the same feeling you have in the morning, when your clock alarm goes on and you push it off and you know, that you must wake up now and maybe you can stay for few min in bed. But ouuu you feel like sleeping. So you get the same feeling when you think the same way when you go a sleep. try!

  • @TheNewVideos I did not do my homework 1 tine and said to my self "im going to wake up at 3:00 and do my homework and unded up falling assleap in 1 minite.

  • it is 3 am now...

    I will try some of what you say

  • I usually jus smoke a joint or bowl and watch a movie and I ALWAYS fall asleep before it's done. And yea I'm up right now cus I like to watch YouTube vids at 4 am. Don't fucking judge me.

  • i think this video helped me fall asleep...

  • sleep is linked to obesity because your body burns more fat asleep then at any other time

  • its 3:17 AM and i must get up in 5:55 lol

  • cool tips but these are just for simple sleeping problems i've slept 10 hours in the past 3 days i dont think counting sand will end up helping me haha :D

  • if you wanna fall asleep faster i recommend music but zapp and roger or frankie valli and the four seasons idk why they make me fall asleep but they do and their music is great lol slow rnb and slow country makes me sleepy also i had add so i took the meds that made me have more energy and stuff so i got use to taking ambien and decided to research some tips because i know my body is becoming too dependent on it and this music seems to work fine so does stretching give it a try and good nite ^_^

  • I havn't been able to fall asllep for the past week and i'm so fucking sick of not being able to sleep.

  • thanks for the help

  • i cant sleep when i stay up till 3 or 4 am then when school starts and i sleep early i cant go to bed lol.

  • @KrazyKeaz just express yourself dude its ok i was embrass at first but you go ahead and take that pain of your chest

  • i was relaxed for sleep then i skiped to the mass murder part lol

  • Thanks it worked!

    I subscribed.

  • you don't have to act like you don't care for this stuff you don't have to act G for people to listen to you.it makes you look like you have no confidence am just telling you because you remind me of my self a few years back

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  • @dessinator17 thank's for sharing....

  • You were all over the place with this video but I must say that it was fun to watch and you weren't an idiot about it or being immature.

    A+

  • hatt

  • @Imerberisha10 heh me too

  • thnx bro add me this helped me

  • I usually just jack off to fall asleep easily, but it's not working tonight.

  • @Dessinator17 I can't stop laughing !!

  • @barajas562 I forgot about that post XD

  • @Dessinator17 yea bro. natural ambien

  • @Dessinator17 or have sex, thats tiring

  • @Dessinator17 i did not want to know that ok your a freak man dont go tellin me and other people that you jack off. keep that shit to ur self and dont tell any other fucking people. OKAY????? maybe i taught u somethin huh?

  • @Dessinator17 me to but i hate the mess

  • @Dessinator17 hahahaha

  • stole my hat

  • exact same cap as me

  • hey kid if you suck my dick i fall asleep how about that it seems the solution lol jk...

  • this video put me to sleep,thanx 4 dat

  • @Nighthawk42493 stfu u aint helping dont scare the insomia ppl dick bitch for real i pop a few shells up your ass for trying to scare ppl bitch ass hole n fuk u ..u cant die for not sleeping sum fuking days bitch i havnt slept for 3 months straight n its no big deal son

  • @clubcrunker956 im not scaring people. its true. if you dont sleep for about three days you will either pass out or die because your body cant fuction right. before you snap at me. get an education.

  • @Nighthawk42493 well really do yor research again cause i havnt slept in5 days straight up and im still alive ...really go study some more before you start giving hand jobs cause you have no job lmfao and your telling me that i need better education yup i wouldnt be talking if i was you..........your the definition i think of a retard oh wait or a special ed kid or something idk and plus ppl have gone without sleeping for weeks.... so your embarssass cause a uneducated person is teaching a edu 1

  • @clubcrunker956 well i worked six hours every night 3rd shift.and dont even start with me. im in college getting an education and getting a career that makes a lot more money than youll ever get in your life.

  • @Nighthawk42493 no you dumb fuck you dont start with me .......yea i see your ass at burger king flipping burgers you probaly end up with the name king burger flipper and you think by gettting 200 dollars is alot ok man go for it if you think thats what you get more than me and my life ok kid.....i get like lets say 50million a month due to hard work lmfao now thats more than what ever fucking job your getting hey i might be eating at burger king with golden king spoons be ready bitch

  • @Nighthawk42493 yea and you worked a six hour every night 3rd shift of patties congratulations you now been promoted up to flipping patties and soon you be a king burger pattie flipper

  • @clubcrunker956 no i got laid off. now im going to college to work for the cia

  • @Nighthawk42493 thats really good kid but you gotta watch for me i castrate you in sight without any effort bithc my bad kill your hole team with out any effort for fun bitch lol jk but yea

  • @clubcrunker956 lol yeah didnt mean to be such an ass

  • @clubcrunker956

    You'r fowl language filler shows your lack of intelligence.

  • @rockvocalist777 actually it doesnt matter to me cause either way im smart tho idk about you why if you curss you feel like you lost some intelligence or what......so your trying to start shit with me kid ....lmfao dont risk it..... warning thisclubcrunker is good at taking lame bitches out like you ...lmfao cmon kid you dont need a dam scientist to prove your smart even if you say some fowl language...hello where advanced i think ....where in 2010 bithc bitch bitch i probaly made more sense

  • @xolaurenndenniseox hey dnt wrry little boy my sleeping schedule is all fuked up

  • I watched until the 2 minute mark and didnt learn shit.

  • i sta yup till like 5am and im skinny as a rail

  • at first i was like grate some chav about to fuck around. but dude your pretty cool and thanks for the help. btw im british :P lol so we have year 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and then we leave school and we have 2 diffrent schools primary and secondry just like kindergarden, grade school, middle school and high school i think thats how it goes :) haha YOUR THE BEST MANN!!

  • I've found that staying up all night and napping in the afternoon helps, if your schedule can work with that

  • Dude im in 7th grade and I go to bed at like 3:00 in the morning hahah.

  • @cuzzo820 oh cuz your hard

  • @omgitsjackbarrasin Who said I was hard?...I came to this vid for help not to be "hard".

  • @cuzzo820 im in 8th grade and sometimes i dont sleep

  • @gri22ly100 lol sometimes I dont sleep either haha at first I thought I had insomnia though.

  • @cuzzo820 man i was up for 3 days in a row and i couldve sworn i was a fucking vampire. I saw shit and i's spaz out in the light Lol

  • one of the best ways to fall asleep is to get the hell off youtube at 4 in the morning

  • lmfao 40 000 jumping jacks wtf lol that was funny man :D

  • if you stressed just smoke some greeeeen

  • @hornyharrypotter fucks up your life sir

  • if you stressed just smoke some greeeeen

  • lol if u wana sleep just drnk about 2-5 beers depending on how much you can drink.. 2 always helps me sleep not enough to get you drunk just enough to make you tired lol

  • watching this video made me fall asleep.lol thank you =)

  • this guys a psychic right at the beginning

  • @hellabeast34 helpful vid tho

  • pop a pinga maby

  • For 12 years old you seem pretty mature.

  • y r u wearing a backpack?

  • thanks bro it helped my alot!

  • hahah i fell asleep watching this.

  • thanks bro.. im off to count

  • I've been counting sand for six hours. Still not asleep yet.

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  • no i dont have to move my mouse the the back button. my mouse has a built in button

    i blame the internets for keeping me up all damn night till 4-5 to sometimes 6am

  • @goqwertygo same here lol do you think we should murder some bitches

  • why not just count sheep instead of counting sand? lol

  • i cant run around the block i live in a city i might get hit by a car or muged

  • Thanks man, first day of school tomorrow, can't sleep.

  • @jayenew lol, I couldn't sleep last night either thats why I'm looking this up now. xD

  • @jayenew man same thing with me but i am in portugal azores

  • here i am at 1 in the morning the first day of school si tommorow and i cant fall asleep i listen to this guy and i think to my self how the fuck do you count every single grain of sandd.... for getting the shit he saidd lmfaooo im gunna try this im gunna try using this shitt butt i just drank 3 cokes sooo.. lets hope it workss

  • @maham32 samee

  • @xhalo4stylex Me too. Kind of makes me feel good knowing im not alone.

  • this is making me sleepy....

  • im functioning enough to troll and i havent slept in 29 hours

  • @DylanBlueEagle booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo troooooooooooooooooollllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! 

  • kl hat

  • hurry its 3 in the morning an i cant sleep

  • well you are telling the truth cause i couldnt get to sleep for the first day of school and i was so tired but i think it gives you obesdy because at night your body expands

  • broooo

  • your 12 ohh myy !!!

  • i fell asleep watching ya. thanx a bunch you really helped me

  • look at this gangsta kid! a DC hat! JK!! this kid is a huge nerd! lol

  • OMG ME TOO

  • There is another reason that some people can't sleep. If you go to sleep very late one night your body thinks that, thats your new bed time. So the the reason you can't sleep earlier is because your mental cloak says it is not time to go to sleep, and so as a result you stay up later

  • Nice man

  • i stayed up 4 5 nights in a row wow im floating