Funny indian answering machine

[SingleTroll]

some racists fucks on here.

[HotDawgStand1]

sounds like a huid

[deannatanche1]

sounds like a redneck with no teeth

[ecthoranis]

This is clearly supposed to be a "Native American", or as they like to call themselves, an indian. You know, the ones that Columbus fucker mistakenly thought were from India? The references to getting pissed should give it away, seeing as it is the favourite activity of indians everywhere, not to mention the dead on accent, which anybody who has to stumble over five passed out natives to get to the bank will recognize. It is a side effect of all that listerene drinking with a slur on top. Cunts.

[avewade21]

there is a big difference,my natives didnt sell out 2 tha white man like the rest of these soo called natives.. .. indianz as the white man callz them...haha

[blakhors31]

@avewade21 You lakota my natives didnt sell out either

[LuvYar4Evar]

You guys stop! There is no such thing as being racist. We all live equally on this planet and it was pretty funny and it would be funny if it was English, Dutch, Spanish, ect. So if you want to dislike this video then dislike the video but this is funny stuff so stop trolling

[kweroseliveca]

someone is racially confused.

[QRgurl]

Wrong type of Indian, this is stupid. At least post a picture of the right kind of Indian

[timequakezombie]

this is only funny if you are native or grew up with natives, anyone else who thinks this is funny is a racist.

[beshnola]

This isn't even funny.I had a feeling it would be "Indian" as in Eastern Indian from India in Asia, not Native.What a dumbass.

[101mathsucks]

indians are the guys and girls in INDIA. Aboriginals would be the correct term good sir >.> but... I'm native and HOLY FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY! xD I nearly pissed myself watching this xD

[tmrsi01]

"and i fucken lose it" lol!

[Tonyshawnw]

"mosey on into town" haha

[H0tboii]

0:50 to 1:20 is fukken Funny ahahahahahahahaha

[Stizzle406]

thats how they are in montana...textbook example

[yjsuck]

Prosper8 you are an idiot, most definitely a squaw puncher talking. Live around them for a while, you'll know when you hear one

[clinehar]

a fuckin cat track, right in the middle of my processed cheddar... hehehehe. fuckin hilarious!

[trapptowers]

CANADIAN !!!

[Prospro8]

This is ridiculous. The clip clearly is someone impersonating an INDIAN, i.e. someone from INDIA, (but using Irish rhythms?) and the poster has tied it to a video of a NATIVE AMERICAN cartoon? So we have an Irish guy pretending to be an Indian from India, and some idiot compiler who thinks it's a Native American accent. Who's the biggest idiot among that lot?

[slayer151011]

@Prospro8 ur sooooooooooo smart

[EnigmaticOranmentV6]

Have a whiskey, then mosey on into town!

[JmWearsOrangeFoundii]

Sounds Irish.

[ICantBeFaged]

@JmWearsOrangeFoundii it doesnt trust me im irish that sounds nothing like an irish accent! lool

[JmWearsOrangeFoundii]

@ICantBeFaged Prospro8 said it was Irish too

[BrookeGeorge]

Seriously? people need to stop being so fucking rude and racist? if it wasnt for Natives,. All You White Fucking assholes,. wouldnt have EVER Survived,.

[0311apache]

"What the fuck is this, you stupid whore?" That never gets old!! LMFAO!!

[Scoopiedooer]

a fuckin hair...

[jadenormand]

L M F A O

[johncisney15]

He sounds Irish.

[xaphan9600]

@koolkree implying that only whites are capable of being "racist bastards".

[Jackyl1965]

Hilarious!

[mariafull5]

Hey did you know that there is a lot of White Earth Natives in Minnesota. To the one who left the Minnesotan Comment.

[redskinStu]

This isn't real, so don't get pissed. It's phoney, you can tell he's not drunk. Drunks slur, and he only slurred right at the beginning, when he was concentrating.

[mclovin03brett]

i said to berlein what the fuck is this you stupid whore.. love it :P

[capone935]

every indian knows this guy, around here we call him tippy toes

[ma2jh]

native americans are indians. just the same word for two different people. dont be stupid. thats like saying people should be called korean-american instead of asian, or irish-american instead of white. get over it.

[Miller57XD]

My dad says Eh a lot.

[mclovin03brett]

@Miller57XD so does mine but were indian :P eh boi!

[Miller57XD]

@mclovin03brett yea we like dem buffalo you know what im sayin der couzin haha xD

[missfiveday]

Canadians say eh... Sounds like bullshit tho, not a real native talking that's go sho

[Renegade1796]

this shit is totally hilarous

[Renegade1796]

this shit it totally hilarous

[rapskil]

Pretty sure Indians don't say "Eh?"

[TangibleImages]

@rapskil It depends on what part of North America they live in; there are various regional dialects and colloquial expressions all over "Turtle island". Just like not all Americans say Ya'll, howdy, or fuhgedaboudit - but some do! :)

[falsedespair]

@rapskil ohhh yes they do

[mclovin03brett]

@rapskil pretty sure they do..

[9994742997]

@koolkree fuckin stupid native bastard go cry about it lol

[NipplesHairy]

I put this one on my site Hot Aboriginal Men, facebook. Keep it up, Love the stuff.

[OceanBlueBliss]

ha ha haaa oh-my-gosh...

..too hilarious..alls i heard was summ bout a hair in his grilled cheese sandwich...lol

[SCHWEIER24]

lmao this shit is to fucking funny i tell you

[sam8yourmom]

fuck i hate them

[DatSweetGurl23]

Lmao....fuken funny...=)

[lesslikely47]

What the crap? He's describing what he ate...?

[hopichick13]

LOL HA HA I THINK NATIVES UP NORTH SOUND KINDA FUNNY BUT DAM DER HOT HA HA.

[cjdl420]

BROCKET ROCKS!!!

[licetdavid]

That's a Scot, not an Indian.

[Megawatkins]

@licetdavid I'd say irish.....

[Megawatkins]

DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHOULD FOWARD DAT TO EX, AND SAY THIS IS THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE ENJOY.....XP

[TheRetrophunk]

well i nearly shit my fucking shorts

[Megawatkins]

He sounds like a drunkie irish person.....:P

[Megawatkins]

cat cock in mah processed cheese.....hahaha

[ufloetz]

@Megawatkins Cat Track

[VandalismLife]

hahahahahaha

[clinehar]

i loved it.. its totally funny

[calgaryjonathan]

east indians are soo funny, they are charcoal color and smelly :)

[TaKeItLiKaMaN]

@koolkree Settle down dude, its all in good fun.

[Aantihero]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha best thing ever

[WENZ3838]

THIS IS FU*&IN FUNNY

[thamoose]

LOL... is he a Mikmaq?

[zackownsathalo3]

indians came from india, not natives

[baddison17]

LOL, loooove thiss!

[halo3luver12]

I fucking hate being called indain....but this is funny as hell!!lol Fuckin cat on my sandwitch or sumthing im nish and i want to be called NATIVE AMERICAN....not indain/......Whites/Europeans.­..i call all my white friends white....not european because they came from there......I didnt come from russia or W/E i came from this land ok? but funny video

[beshnola]

@halo3luver12 this isn't even suppose to make fun of a Native but rather an eastern Indian so you are stupid as well.

[weRstillNotFree]

@halo3luver12 Native or Indigenous is best not even American is correct! they killed our ancestors!!!...

[bever319]

Haha i love it :) ...i bout shit my shorts... god damned priceless..

[CMAE13]

fucking awsome

[420520max]

word up

[Halfno]

Theres a fuckin cat track in my sandwich!

[wheelori814]

lmfao, makes me miss home hahahahaaaaaaa

[patato8]

classic....way to funny

[datsuk100]

this guy deserves to be shot in da head

[crazyman304]

FRIkin awesome

[missaprilnight]

That sounds like a Minnesotan, not an Indian.

[Ibanez723]

@missaprilnight its native from alberta

[74YungKing]

@missaprilnight

Hell Yea It Does.!!Go Minnesota.!!!

[Corkoth55]

@missaprilnight took the words right outta my keyboard.

[sage96]

fuk dats funny

[tubezano]

its funny as hell relax. You take yourself too seriously!

[sage96]

is dat rite?

[qwertyvls]

sounds like bunky

[JTec84]

WTF? Why is this dumbass showing a Native American character but doing an Eastern Indian accent...Fuckin ignorant retard..

[tubezano]

It's not east indian. It's great lakes native american. YOU are the ignorant fuckin retard.

[ironno0b]

BROCKET 99!

[naglfar1488]

clayjohn,,,nice vidio,,,,high how are ya,,,high how are ya ,,,,high how are ya,,,.HIGH HOW ARE YA,,,,,hahahah,..whens the next crystal meth meeting?hahahah,.............d­oc.

[missaprilnight]

You'd end up face down ass up in a real rez "you stupid whore"

[Taurenspoon]

Hey don't make fun of natives, if it wasn't for them i would have no idea where to find my pills.

[Thuhn13]

rofl

[jessrey86]

this is a skit from brocket 99! Not a real answering machine! lol

[badassaz1]

sounds like canadian native eh.

[naglfar1488]

listen up jinebro,there is no such thing as native,you the indians crossed over from russia ,realy mongolia,look at geronimo,and gengas khan,they could be twins!!!,and the indians taught us how to scalp,the indians were scalping each other before long we showed up,there is coal,and sulfur,everywhere,if you didnt figure out gun powder,that is called evolution, we took your land fair and square,native my ass!!!.......doc.

[twohearts08]

Just cute you little internet gangster come up to the REZ and talk that shit and see what happens. we'll treat your ass like we did custer's bitch ass.

[nanasbuschparty]

there's actually some truth to what he says, if you open your mind up a bit dude.....theories upon theories.....read something sometime.....lol and maybe try leaving the rez once in a while too.....i'm Ojibway from Ontario by the way....

[halo3luver12]

@nanasbuschparty orly? What Band? Im from Garden River

[nanasbuschparty]

@halo3luver12 Wikwemikong.

[austinden611]

white racist bastards? you hear way worse shit than this in rap songs dude. I have yet to figure out why the fuck everything has to be bad when a white peron does it but when everybody else does it its "funny"

[bakerja69]

Exactly... thats what makes them so funny

[GuitarRockinChick18]

thank you! :) I told them the video was funny, but they probably should have changed the title. Then they want to get all racist on everyone. But thank you lol.

[xxxYourMotherxxx111]

i'm an "indian" and i think this shit is funny as hell. if its funny its funny, no reason to get your panties in a bunch. and to all you " educated' people commenting on this video learn to fucking spell. there's nothing worse than retards calling each other retarded. intentionally funny video, unintentional funny comments. keep em up.

[bakerja69]

Thank you. Thats all this was meant to be. FUNNY

[nomadicCree]

fucken funny shit but very dumb cunts cuz indians are from india for fuck sakes anyway....

[squishfart]

i no we called naive no?

[K3NN33DYY]

Yeah, Indians are from India. \:

[GuitarRockinChick18]

I can put down your video and get my facts straight. BTW you got the wrong "indian" on your video screen here, the person who's "suppose to be Indian" is actually from India, not a native american that you have depicted in the picture here. btw the video is fny, the only thing i hated was that you got the nationalities wrong. It offends me. And no i dont live in a "teepee" so all the boring and unoriginal sarcasms wont work i've heard them all.

[bakerja69]

actually no its the native american type idiot. Its from Brocket 99. Brocket is an indian reserve. get ur facts straight

[GuitarRockinChick18]

no, I can tell it's not a real native american. Its an Inonesian man. And why result to name calling? It only makes you seem childish. I did kudo on it being funny, but oh well, you want to act like a to year old go ahead.

[bakerja69]

a to year old? And actually it was a white man imitating a native american and got alot of shit over it.

[GuitarRockinChick18]

yes a TWO year old, and thanks. Yeah I bet he did get a lot of crap over it. I just had to change my friggin keyboard the stupid thing was old as sh*t so some of these stupid keys weren't "registering" with the computer. Oh well.

[cj22halcro]

have you ever heard an "indian" (native american) obviously not.. this is one listen to his words, WHISKEY, GRILLED CHEESE if it was an east indian it would be curry not grilled cheese, and wouldnt hit their wives or need jumper cables cause they would be rich doctors

[GuitarRockinChick18]

YES I HAVE HEARD A NATIVE AMERICAN I AM NATIVE AMERICAN. I am a female and i do not git hit by my partial native american husband. you pour these lies everywhere and stereotypes. Obviously you didn't hear what the person said about this video. it is a WHITE man PRETENDING to be naitve american! and for your information CURRY is a spice you idiot. PLEASE educate yourself b4 you try to spread stereotypes.

[cj22halcro]

wow.. k idiot.. chicken curry, curry soup, two east indian dishes.. its a stereotypical video which is the reason it is funny.. settle down educate urself before you comment, its youtube for entertainment purposes, obviously dont need a ph.d to comment do I? heres a stereotype (your obviously not educated because your part native american)

[GuitarRockinChick18]

wow ur still an idiot. plz educate yourself.

[bakerja69]

Your absolutely right on just about everything cj. U said guitarrockinchick wasnt educated where as she probably has years and years of schooling...... for free.... that mine and your tax dollars paid for...... fuckin indians.....

[cj22halcro]

right on, finally someone smart

[jinebro]

Wow, does not suprise me one bit, another white foreign occupier thinking he knows everything. Hey, I think this contrasts well with your words:

"Your absolutely wrong about everything racist prick. You said that you mothers from an orthodoxy land were absolutely right about everything where as they have been, for years and years, absolutely wrong... for 500 years at that... that my Native children blood and scalps paid for... fuckin foreigners...."

The indian was funny. The image, why!?

[austinden611]

what the hell did you just say. people make jokes about blacks and whites all the time on tv and everywhere else so if your crying around about the "funny ass indian" then why dont you go up to the white house and file a fucking complaint

[rangerskeeper]

this guy knows where its at.

[charleytolino]

actually an indian is those people from india i don't think they we are from india!

[haruba]

shut up its funny who tha fuyck cares

[GuitarRockinChick18]

I care. I care that this would be named as something that it isn't. We are NOT called "indians" but thanks to Christopher Columbus and his broken compass we have been labeled a name for hundreds of years that we aren't. Although it may be funny, all I told the guy who posted this video was that he should change the words to "native american" that is all that i said.

[cj22halcro]

listen to what they call eachother, indians... they can say it and we cant just like nigger, they call eachother it all the time but big bad white man uses either word oh noooo

[GuitarRockinChick18]

i do NOT call anybody else Indian. I only call people Indian if they are FROM INDIA. makes sense right? maybe if christopher columbus wasnt too busy sucking dick he would have had the time to fix his compass and get to the right spot.

[bakerja69]

Actually Brocket 99 came from Ft Mcleod. If ur gonna putting down videos at least get ur facts straight. And going by ur username thats probably the reason why u dont find brocket 99 amusing

[puffdragon26]

i thought they were from the university of Lethbridge, i remember hearing this years and years ago

[amperides]

this doesnt even sound like an injun

[fingerkalis]

it sounds like an irish-canadian-indian. this sucks

[markyowen]

LMFAO

[blindman331]

fuckin hair

[masterpikeman]

laughing my ass off,how true is this