How to be a douchebag

[asamblejeblet]

i live to lives one im a fucking dush beg other im just helping others and listen theim shit and try to help find theim self but its fuking hard

[patrickd996]

Bro, that was hilarious !!!!!

[hondas562]

Chicks like a-holes. Its a scientific fact. One that I have personally researched by years of social experimentation. #bornagaindouche

[arikdahn]

Step 11: You need to be openly sexist and horny all the time, tell everyone, and then buy the bumper sticker that says so to go on the back of your '99 DUBB edition chrysler concord on 22's that's always for sale at an absurd price.

[Jtheone00]

lol

[wezhira]

you sir are confusing swag with douchebaggery..lol

[LolVermillion]

@wezhira They're the same thing.

[JotaLegendOfficial]

Faen... I'm a Douchebag!

[banjojumping]

So. in order to become a douche, we have to watch Jersey shore and do the same

[Warpollo]

thanks God im not a douchebag :D

[Serkeeify]

Step 4: Manners.

"Fuck 'em!"

[Tommy0145]

Lol, 1:00 seems like the new MIB team is born!

[PolGamerPro]

u're a DOUCHEBAG

[jufconnie]

I'm afraid most men don't need this tutorial at all. Guys I know could get a master in this art.

[LifeofNicolai]

Great vids dudson!

[rakketakke]

Thank you master. I shall succeed now. 

[kevin55521]

i enjoy how hes not only making fun of the douchebags, but also the fact that every girl dates them :P great vid!

[ElMataCompetencia]

i just realized im a douchebag :l

[galgatv]

@ElMataCompetencia Really? And how does that feel?

[ElMataCompetencia]

@galgatv bad cuz i wasnt even trying lol

[mcjohnalds45]

i always wear tight shirts, but i know i'm not a douche, i'm just hotter than everyone else

[galgatv]

@mcjohnalds45 LOL... or at least you think that... either way it's all good!

[88Hyo]

@mcjohnalds45 that's the most douchebag attitude i ever read

[Jo051051]

does wearing that hat inside when it's most likely not cold make you a douchebag too? step 11 must have been hidden

[galgatv]

@Jo051051 Haha! Yes that is the hidden tip

[CebuLightsandMusic]

nipples @ 2:56. now that's a douche

[Reu360]

Step 1 apparently everyone who sees a 3D movie is a douchebag.

[galgatv]

@Reu360 Obviously you don't see a difference between 3D glasses and sunglasses. I'd suggest next time you go watch a 3D movie put on sunglasses instead... and when you're out on a sunny day just pop on those 3D specs ;)

[thegoodhen]

@galgatv Since 3D glasses work by polarizing light, they let only half of the light get through, therefore making your surroundings dimmer for you. Not sure about UV protection tho.

[thegoodhen]

@galgatv "Also, even though the lenses in these 3D glasses include UV protection, Polaroid Eyewear don't recommend their 3D glasses for extended outdoor usage" --> You can use some 3D glasses as sunglasses O_o. Damn, I'm such a nerd.

[Reu360]

@galgatv I do wear $100 sunglasses in the movie theater because I don't want that weak ass 3D shit crimping my style.

[funnyfilmsman]

and first and second comment now!!!

funny video though

[funnyfilmsman]

View number 3 :)