World's Funniest Joke

[poohpush]

the joke was "what do terry fox and hitler have in common? they both cant finish a race!!!"

[FreezeDrums]

It must have been a picture of Justin Biebers penis... trololol!

[koolgirl2797]

ahahahah

[Shimozilla]

If no one could read the joke and survive, how the hell did they manage to get it to the battlefield or even translate it? XD

[TheSlickAndroid]

@Shimozilla the narrator said they translated one word at a time for safety measures,but one of the soldiers accidentally read two words and ended go having to go the hospital.

[Shimozilla]

@TheSlickAndroid

oh, poor bastard :(

[skdjhfkdhfa]

@Shimozilla

...cuz they didn't addres that in the video.

[Dalkrad]

what did he write there ?

Womens rights ?

[Brycey97]

What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde? A rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo... A blonde says any-cock-le-doo...

[Brycey97]

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

[Brycey97]

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

[iiNEEDaSM0K3brbKBACK]

the joke is "do you like fish sdicks?" "yeah?" "do you like to put fish sdicks in ur mouth?" yeah? "you must be a gay fish!"

[jullesulle123]

the joke was the lyrics to justin biebers song "BABY"

[TheBenEEeee]

OMG 5:03..... the first ever use of subtitles to make fun of hitler speaking!

[vadimzdonutube]

the german version is "Wenn ist das nunstruck git und slotermeyer?  Ja! Beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput" This joke contains some nonsense words so therefore it doesnt translate into anything meaningful

[ceredigio]

This skit is actually not the version from the very first episode, it is from 'And Now for Something Completely Different', a 1971 compilation of Python skits that were specially re-filmed primarily for showing in US cinemas

[tapoutboi42]

no the joke was y does your nose run but your feet smell

[RusiaCanal]

This joke is funny becuz it is not even funny at all

sosad

[daaNet]

Actually, this version of that very sketch (original TV series) is from the Pythons' first movie "And Now for Something Completely Different" (1971).

[oldmoviebuff]

fanatsic!!!!!!! i just love the way eric says that word

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

The Joke? The Seattle Seahawks.

[daves45678]

wana see a funny prank call look up (prank call old woman strip club job) funny as hell

[t3chno0locker]

what's the fucking joke?!!! TELL ME!

plzz!!!!

[danaatrxnbyte]

not funny

[Jshepherd904]

@zookap yes, I agree. Such a factual statement like "Obama is the worst president" isn't funny at all, and should be taken more serious. Its our countries debt...

[MrMumble127]

If anyone could make a joke funny enough to kill, it would have to be monty python

[Mike82A1]

I found the jo... haahahahahhaahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa.

[1mauser98k]

in fact that was not effective , because the Nazi army did not understood English .

[MrJioi]

@1mauser98k they translated it into German so they didnt understand it themselves, you twat!

[1mauser98k]

@MrJioi yes ,but first had to read then to translate to german ..... hahahahyou lose !

[203random]

I'm sorry, but I don't know what a € is...

[Emilcore]

The joke:

- Do you like fish dicks?

- Yes, I like fishsticks.

- What are you, a gay fish?

[mrsteelcrusher49]

no ppl the jk is "my dog has no nose. then how does he smell? HORRIBLE!"

[brmonkey]

Chuck Norris. I believe my work here is done.

[gta99silverado]

ening was funny xD

[tweekin001]

Death by laughter: best way to go.

[11Stormtrooper]

MONTY PYTON IS A FRIGGIN WIN Anyone else with me?

[OUTLAW767]

@11Stormtrooper I think we're ALL with you!!! :D

[11Stormtrooper]

@OUTLAW767 Awesome 

[siperdellyeer]

laughing to dead is possible, just see or hear something funny, and you cant breath or you get a heart attack, but you die happy :D

[Lolzagirl]

@siperdellyeer hehe not entirely true, there was this guy in an audience who actually died laughing while watching a live show of the goodies! omg fact! :D

[MechanicalSunlight]

@Lolzagirl a heart attack? O.o

[Lolzagirl]

@MechanicalSunlight actually, it might have been! :D oh well! dying with laughter= dying from laughter??????

lol!

[343guiltyspark1fan]

Two translATIONS? No. Not really? What did they say for real? HHHHMMMMMM?

[narutofreaktenten]

the way todays society the joke is proboly eaither "your mom" or "Thats what she said"

but im going to hope it's something better.

[DeadRiser1]

@narutofreaktenten that what she said.

[babyfacewithicing]

the joke should be:there was a little boy and girl playin outside boys pants fall down and the girl says wats that the little boy asks his dad & eh said thats ur flashlight boy dont be stickin it in any caves the next day the same thing happens to da little girl boy says wat that girl asks mom and tells boy a week l8r the girl comes home with bloody hands the mom asks wat happened the girl replies a boy tried stickin his flashlight in my cave so i ripped out da batteries

[1987Challenger3]

LOL the hitler joke was hilarouis

[Luigi9sister]

the joke: obama is the best prez ever  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[oly355]

haha monty python at it's best xD HAHA

[rozmarija]

YES! That was hysterical;!

[alphonse2629]

@tkiferrari The joke just turned out to be gibberish after someone translated it into english from the german version.

[TheStudioSEB]

I've never heard more fake laugher...

[narutofanfreak4444]

I love Monty Python's Flying Circus...

"I'd like to buy an argument, please."

[breloommaster12]

ladies and gentlemen, presenting your very own Joker Venom on a piece of paper..

[shadowfanguytjtjtj]

Haha, funny.

[Ashleyfcb]

hehe monti piton xD

[tkiferrari]

how can u not get it its really funny!!lol! but i whish i could read the joke if it were real

[QuackDamnYov]

you can just have someone that knows german translate it, they say it in german if that really is german and not just a bunch of random shit

ps. funny video

[cpunktcool]

@QuackDamnYov

[Ladylol12]

i just don't get it

[18misfited18]

Shit :S

[Anijami]

Im from Norway and I + my friend's love English jokes/parodies :P

[sweetheart2470]

lol

i heard that joke in grade 5!

[icyhell1]

the joke is as follows: Two men are hunting when suddenly one falls and starts turning blue. His friend terrified called 911, when the operator pick up the hunter says " HELP I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!". Then the operator says " ok calm down, first make sure he's dead". Then a silence follows with a gunshot, seconds later the hunter responds " Ok now what?"

[Razputin53]

you monster.... you just killed a lot of people!.... BUWHAHAHahaahahhaha....

[tazy4tazy]

@icyhell1 THATS NOT FUNNY

[icyhell1]

@tazy4tazy YES IT IS XD!!!

[ajasapp]

@icyhell1 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[kalsadaman33]

@icyhell1 Thank you.Now i´m dead.

[mattydog097]

@icyhell1 you got that from a youtube video

[SkyGlaceon]

Yaaaaaaawn....

[TheAlbodudez]

lol what was the joke???

[Helgedada12]

Nobody knows!!! XD

[wierasa]

the story was the joke

[defendant420]

It's a shame the end was cut off, this truly is the single funniest video I have ever seen in my entire life (The full video)

[xxxvsxxx]

when u think of it,u should already die

[allamericandude15]

This is British humor, guys. It's hard for Americans to understand. I understand it because I lived there for a few years, so I have an advantage.

[98765bull]

i still live in UK & lived here for 25 years & i still hardly ever laugh at what most British people find funny. strangely enough, not many of them find american humor funny!! some of the programs made here are so dull that upon seeing them, you would want to throw your tv out. i have walked out of so many british films & stage performances that i have lost count. that's why the real funny ones become world wide household names because the rest are so bad.

[allamericandude15]

Humor is one of the few things that can't travel over borders.

[Helgedada12]

But i live in Sweden andhave NEVER been to England but i think this is funny as HELL!

[allamericandude15]

Hmm. Maybe it's just a Europe-America thing, then.

[Helgedada12]

Maybe... But i know people up here wh dont like Monty Ptyhon. So o believe its just something for those who have this kind of humor.

[jx14aby]

Wow that was a long way to go for nothing. Sorry I watched.

[point6000x]

its abselutely not funny .. and.. hitler sux

[Liponade]

haha thats so funny i love monty python

[AznRedeem]

the joke is bush was a good president.......hahahah!!!!!!

[allamericandude15]

Wow. You took a comedy video and turned it into a political bullshit party. Congratulations, you must feel really special.

[weezerk]

@AznRedeem I think the joke had something to do with obama being better...

[DaltonX0009]

@AznRedeem fuck you liberal pussy nigger. obama is a hood rat gone wild.

[Blutspender102]

@AznRedeem I laughed to death.

[OUTLAW767]

@Blutspender102 AAHH INTERNET GHOST!

[nelliebelly11]

@AznRedeem or it could be "obama will be better".. just sayyin.. lol

[TheVatinator]

@AznRedeem no the joke wuz that ur dick iz so small u cant see it

[SlimySnail44]

@TheVatinator no lol.. the joke is supposed to be the wrong info. The joke is that his dick is giant! see? It's joke! get it??

[matt56560]

haha

[matt56560]

wtf im now at 4:42 and still havnt laughed

[evelutionz]

its made 2 versons of this video. both funny tho

[7george4]

You are not serious if you ask for the joke! If you knew it you would die! "Ist das Klar, Ja!"

[RadientProductions]

guys its britihs humour sometimes its hard to understand...

[Jesusiluv]

the REAL joke is...that a woman came to them begging for food but they rejected her, and then she sodomized all of them with branches.

[jaxmaximus]

i know what it is its not funny reply to me and ill tell you it isnt funny

[MontagII7]

what is the joke

is the joke that there is no joke

[jaxmaximus]

the joke is... three man were out in the woods one day one of them collapsed one man checked to see if he was okay the other man called the ambulance a woman said "how may i help you" the man says "my friends on the ground and i dont know whats happened to him" "ok stay calm 1st we need to make sure he's dead" the lady said "ok" said the man a short silence was heard and then a loud gunshot the mans voice came back on the line "ok now what" thats the joke its not that funny is it

[danelo13]

i dont understand....why?

[KonsolN]

The scatch is funny, but the joke in german is just jibberisch. It's not a joke.

[kamikazeniaho]

no won post the joke or we will all die!!

[nightwish925]

lool that was funny, but i dont think that americans find it funny, they dont get our humour :P

[3874916402]

thats weird because monty python said they wherent widley regarded as funny in britain, but when they came over to America they sold out shows left and right, then they became popular...

[wishingkillerx]

i love south park to lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[illegalwaffles]

i got a funnier joke, but it only works on guys.

[SilverPheonix33]

what is it

[illegalwaffles]

do you like fish sticks?

[munkenmedguran]

Yeah they are good?

[illegalwaffles]

you like puting fishsticks in your mouth?

[munkenmedguran]

Yeah;)

[illegalwaffles]

what are you, a gay fish?

[eaglesfan226]

Hey, I know this joke! I learned it from my step-dad. Cool!

[jiy100]

wat is it?

[illegalwaffles]

fishsticks sounds like fish dicks

[brookersh]

HAHAHAHAHHA i love south park =] me and my buddy aidan said that to a tacher and got sent to the office but they couldnt prove anything haha!!!!!!!

[NFScarbonss]

of fuck i am dieing :DDDD

[zachodonnell]

whats the joke???

[eaglesfan226]

I remember I searched and read one of the world's funniest jokes. I laughed so hard and rolled on the floor my mom thought I was sufferin' from a seizure! lol

[M00seFish]

what was it?

[eaglesfan226]

It was this: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

[RedRayquaza]

that ain't funny

[flubbeflabber]

Jävlar vad besvärligt doktorerna har det! XD

[Melleky]

hehe nice idea... but was hitler said isnt realy good translatet ^^

all what hitler was saying is: do you want to steel up you youth for this.... anytime

[DVpk47]

thats not the joke it's hitlers feeble counter

[4Kingduffy]

wtf sht up

[4Kingduffy]

wtf this is soooooooooooooooooo

lame how ever made this is a fucking basterd

[wbr531]

wtf you is soooooooo lame, you are a fucking basterd

[eaglesfan226]

I wanna know the the joke! I'm not afraid!

[flubbeflabber]

The joke is at the end, it is: My dog's got no nose.

-How does it smell?

-Awful!

[georgevang97]

wtf its not even funny

[wbr531]

wtf you is not even funny

[eaglesfan226]

Squad! Tell the joke!

[jdhikl]

WTF?

[jedipow]

HAHAHAHA 5:12 their just Prancing through the medow with paper, speaking german. With expolsions going off everywere, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[flameomega1]

u meant 4:12 :)

[Essie1197]

part 2 The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

[Essie1197]

this is the joke no lie! (I have to do it in parts though) part 1 A couple of Mississippi hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

[nishilikesbananas]

what the hell was the joke about that was makin everyone laugh????

[randothepally]

You can't hear it.

Or else you'll die,you see...

[madrocks123]

how pathedic

[stinton2264]

what is the actual joke

[Lefaikone]

Surely they can't tell it, since it was lethal

[marniedrew]

It's not the same verison as the one on the actual show :) But good all the same

[donsboy2008]

not that good

[discoder]

Ah, classic Python.

[moviestarrmike]

i was laughing so hars that i cant move!

[mitchblahman]

haha hilarious

[Freddan0]

you like fishdicks?

[avvoltoio31]

You wanted to say fishsticks from South park?

[Freddan0]

South park? Um, no i was just wondering if he liked fishdicks.

[jrbreckenridge]

Sure you weren't. Whatever. Freddan0, Avvoltio31 has got your number.

[Freddan0]

Wtf ur talking about my number?

[jrbreckenridge]

Sure you weren't. Whatever. Freddan0, Avvoltio31 has got your number. (When someone says they have your number it means 'I understand you' (especially, 'I understand your tricks/deceits').

[aljammck]

i googled it and the joke is why did the chicken get squished because it is a lazy ass hole and cant be bothered to walk all the way accross.

[ScottKeith7025]

KANYE WEST IS A GAY FISH

[Cptjubjub]

stop with the stupid bob thing it sucks

[cpdudenick]

dude wats the joke?

[Nickkozak7]

that kayne west is a gay fish

[LesPaulGoth]

can someone plz translate the german version of the joke?!?! :D

[HoNiGLaNo]

Well, I speak German, but I can't tell it out (too much background noise) I guess that was made intentionally. By the way the so-called Hitler-joke is a fake, he didn't tell any joke there, there are only the subtitles.

[Stelize034]

Where the man and his mum laughed, it was CRAZY and I laughed my head of there!!

[bboydjoe]

wait wtf can someone exlplain to me why its funny?

[99minerkc]

I thought it was pretty lame myself!!!

[arasta321]

yo a villian says to a super hero and says 'u see these titanium blades?they cut through diamonds'. then the super hero replies....

I'M NOT WEARING ANY DIAMONDS!

[mjd775]

A Pole goes into an English opticians clinic for an eye test. The optician asks the Pole to read out the letters on the board on the wall. The Pole reads out the letters in order C Z E A C X O W T C X Z Y. Excellent the optician relies, you can see the letters then? See them? the Pole replies? I live next door to the cunt!!

[makeupOCDorganizer]

i dont get it

[xspondeex]

He is mocking the syllable/vowel ratio in many Slavic names.