The Sopranos - "You think I'm still the kid on the school bus?"

[azdenmagro]

@ienjoyapples 42 grand I think and that's more than enough to warrant a slaparound. Davey needed a wake up call, Tony isn't a childhood chum anymore or just "the kid on the school bus". Davey isn't a happy wanderer, he's a degenerate gambler with many problems.

[johnclawed]

@azdenmagro It was "about 50 boxes of ziti" according to Christopher at the poker game, plus the 6k he already owed Richie Aprile.

[Pleaver]

Deeply intimidating.

[vahnfish]

degenerate fuckin gambler

[RawOne911]

Tony knew he would get in deep he even said so he was pretending not to let him get into it.  H e wanted his sporting goods store

[ChomskyandCheetos]

@RawOne911

That's interesting, I never considered Tony was leading him on the whole time. Though, I think initially, Tony was trying half-heartedly to keep him out of the game (he says, "I don't want to see you get hurt"). I think the only reason Scatino knew where the executive game was at was via Richie--Tony didn't know Richie was taking his action. However, once Scatino shows up at the game, Tony decides "why the hell not." It's like leading the fly right to the spider.

[Darksydejack]

That molten lava really fucked up the T-1000

[T800System]

Look at him. Look at the man who played the fearsome T1000. Now look at Tony Soprano. Look at what he did to him; what he reduced him to. Fuck you terminator fans.

[kn0w]

would totally suck to owe that guy money

[evilgoodness231]

Christ... did Tony hit him with a phone on the second hit?

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@evilgoodness231 Nah, the phone got knocked over.

[iAmTheGunLover]

Just got worst!

[Aquarius01271992]

notice at 0:32 how the camera slowly zooms in as tony threatens to rip the guy's head off. You can sense a beating will ensue.

[osamabad]

There's a new joke going around. Have you heard it?

Q: What did the five fingers say to the face?

A: Our kids go to the same school together. SLAP!!!!!!

Cold blooded. Lol

[ePirate7]

@osamabad

ice cold, man! LOL!

[druha10304]

it is a liquid metal , the t-1000 cloaked itself to survive in the mafia after the incident with sarah connor

[CertifiedGooner729]

Why didn't his hand go through his face when he slapped him? He's made out of liquid.

[jerzeytpke]

"Tony Im having some bad luck" Tony.."And its about to get worst" LMFAO!

[Swordsman808]

NOOOO!! You can't do that to T-1000. I love how Tony doesn't even give him the dignity of a closed fist. He just slaps him around like a little bitch. Yeah, the pain and damage isn't as bad as full-fledged punches, but the "emasculation" factor makes up for it. Guess it's better than a broken jaw or nose though.

[Austin86646]

Eagles playing in the background....priceless. David Chase (series creator) chose EVERY SINGLE SONG that was ever on the show, just BTW.

[Austin86646]

Eagles playing in the background....priceless. BTW, David Chase (the creator) chose EVERY SINGLE SONG that was over on the show.

[TapOut2ndRound]

Awesome.

[Supervisor69]

LOL

i remember this

poor guy

>:D

[middlefingeratyourmo]

Tony got pissed when he mentioned that their kids go to the same school...which had NOTHING to do with the money he owed.

[azdenmagro]

@middlefingeratyourmo yeah but if you follow the dialog and the face davey makes, tony knows davey doesnt realise the severity of the shit hes gotten himself into. tony didnt start this life 5 minutes ago, he can see that davey is trying to impose it on friendship, the same reason tony tried to keep davey from getting into this mess in the first place

[Runding76]

@azdenmagro Watch again. Tony didn't try to keep Davey out of this mess, he set him up from the get-go. He saw Davey's weakness and knew he would get in over his head. Tony explains all this to him in a later episode.

[samdogmc12]

@Runding76 so true. i remember that conversation went something like "this is how a guy like me makes a living... this is my bread and butter"

[samdogmc12]

@azdenmagro yeah exactly! this is the moment where tony realizes that davey doesn't know how bad he fucked up

[Tokopol]

@azdenmagro "tony didnt start this life 5 minutes ago"

That's Richie's line! :p

[MurphGiovanni]

@azdenmagro that was a well worded and lucid explanation you gave to the guy who didn't understand why tony blew up over davey's "kids go to the same school" comment...nice job

[ienjoyapples]

@azdenmagro tony doesnt give a shit about a few grand, the real reason he beats this guy up is he resents happy go lucky guys. the episode is called "the happy wanderer".

[kilahchris]

@middlefingeratyourmo thats true I dont think Tony intended to hit until Davey started to run his mouth about their kids going to the same school.

[middlefingeratyourmo]

@sleezemoney

HOLY SHIT! GREAT FUCKING COMMENT

[tjenk712]

From the T1000 to a working class pussy. This is what happens when you marry and get a day job; not even the T1000 could escape this fate...

[azdenmagro]

5 days until Broadwalk Empire, new crime drama starring Steve Buscemi focused on the prohibition era in Atlantic City. The development team features actor Mark Wahlberg, Martin Scorese (Goodfellas) and Terence Winter (The Sopranos)

/watch?v=7KfUNiFlo4c

[lichi82]

its just got worse!

epic

[CheapBeer09]

Dammit Tony ... thats the T1000 you're messing with!!! your bullets are impervious to his liquid metal frame!!

[DracIsBack]

Always thought Tony Soprano was such a well-written anti-hero. Chase did such a good job making you cheer for him but also had him walk the line where you were repulsed by his mobster ways.

[havik206]

damn i felt those slaps jus hearin them

[shad0wMata]

0:51 fuckin OUCH!!!

[illouie]

@sleezemoney Yeah, I feel the same way haha

[abby161919]

hehe good old tony he dont like niggers xD

[azdenmagro]

New moments, check my channel

[patbat51]

Our kids go to the same school together (socked in the face) LOL!

[azdenmagro]

this still makes me laugh when he says 'our kids goto the same school together' LOL

[showtyme4209]

i'm having some bad luck. It just got worse. WHAP! HILARIOUS

[fuzzybearfuzzyfuzz]

tony saying stand up gives me the chills!

[vladster7272]

fuck terminator tony is a real man not some scifi b.s

[johnboy779]

The phone ring after the smack makes this scene. Fucking hilarious.

[jarviadam]

@johnboy779 lol never noticed that hahaha

[quantumdude]

Do you know John Connor  ?

[clockworkorange1986]

tony is a sociopath lol jesus.....

[88pie88]

is that robert patrick?

[bigmanoooo1]

@88pie88 yeah 

[evilmm80]

This is a lesson to everyone, the guy you used to pick on might be a mob boss years later.

[Echoesintime]

The Terminator couldn't beat the T1000, but Tony Soprano beat him in less than a minute!

[internalpeaceseeker]

@sleezemoney

there is always worse than you, look at those who are better than you

[Xarfax321]

He is T--1000? Then Tony is more badass than the Terminator. The terminator had a hell of a fight before he got the T-1000 where he wanted him... All Tony had to do was to slap his face around for a while,

[joepescifromcasino]

lol thats the T1000 or w/e form T2, my bro calls em Dale Girbble

[Kampex]

BITCH SLAP!

[KleWdSide]

Gandolfini's fantastic even when he does nothing but make a face. Check out 0:38

[patbat51]

@KleWdSide My mothers boyfriend looks identical to Tony Soprano it's silly as fuck. But I agree his face at 0:38 is comical

[MrViolencio]

The best cure for a gambling problem.

[unholyfirestorm]

You know, the only other thing I've seen Patrick in was Terminator 2 (and his cameo in Wayne's World 2, I believe). When I saw this for the first time, I could hardly believe I was watching the cold, calculating T-1000. He's a good actor.

[hungryandrew]

Hasta La Vista Baby!!

[hungryandrew]

Terminated!!

[rivkateam]

shit he just slapped the terminator he will fucking kill him and then will become tony soprano himself be careful tony hahahaha

[Megashehri]

Robert de niro , Tony soprano and al pacino i wish to see them in a one Italian mafia movie it would be awesome

[TheSitcomGuy]

@ Megashehri

Don't forget Robert Duvall and Michael Imperioli

[Notoriousoffender]

@Megashehri and joe pesci

[Megashehri]

@Notoriousoffender Yes exactly Joe pesci is good too

[fatpatlives1998]

@Megashehri that would be a gangsta movie with them plus the guy ray from goodfellas = classic

[cammpinno]

Poor Tony, has to deal with an enormous amount of stress from almost everybody doing business with him. Well, not an easy job to have:-)))))) Thankless, like Johny Sack said before he died.

[ColdDish1]

Tony Soprano just owned T1000

[Wiseguy453]

Watch 0:50-0:51. He looks like George Bush.

[crackernumber2]

LOL woudnt that be cool if tony soprano kicked the doors down to the oval office and smacks george around like this guy.

[bronxbombersboy17]

"stand up"

"why?"

"cause i just said so"

^^^id love to be able to do that lol

[Cristalship88]

"Im just havin some bad luck"

"It just got worse!" BAM!!!!

hahahahaha

[DarkLabelx94]

this guy looks more like an O' Brian than a Scatino lol

[Wiseguy453]

@DarkLabelx94

Yea I know. I think he is Irish actually. His name is Robert Patrick. He was in Terminator 2 and From Dusk Till Dawn 2.

[FoGGeRdk]

WTF! TONY JUST BEAT UP THE T1000!

[PhreakStep]

@FoGGeRdk

LOOOOOOL

[known12]

@FoGGeRdk LMAO

[quizmo1000]

@FoGGeRdk T-1000 is no match for T-Soprano!

[KF81]

Season 2

[thevirtualnightmare]

lol he's gunna make his arm turn into a blade and stab tony!

[SOLDOFFORT]

Lol he got bitch slapped

[bigtaxdizzle]

"call to john" !!!hahaa Yeah Tony should have worked out a payment plan with Davey because their kids go to school together;)

[AspergerUprising]

Davey Scatino, one of the most, if not the most pathetic characters in television history.

[AzureEbony]

What Season and episode was this from? Does anyone know?

[AvonBarksdale101]

Everyone who owes money says the same fucking thing, then the guy that they owe it too is deemed the bad guy, its some bullshit, these assholes know what they get into before they do it, they are either junkies or degenerate gamblers...the IRS will take your house and ruin the your life but if you owe someone money on the streets its always the " lenders" fault...bullshit.

[gasfgiop]

wow, to think the t-1000 gave arnie a hard time, he never stood a chance against tony - what a wimp!

[highwind8124]

At first I thought Tony was being immoral when I saw this clip. Then I found what he owed him by insisting he go gamble with him, even when Tony tried to talk him out of it.

He deserves to be smacked around even if he didn't owe Tony a dime.

[pimpinporkchunks]

LOL x 1000...

"Im just having some bad luck"

Tony= IT JUST GOT WORSE!!!! ::SLAP::

then he screams like a bitch,LOL!!!!

[pimpinporkchunks]

I find it SO DAMN FUNNY seeing a MAN get slapped,lmao. It's the ultimate in making you "someones bitch" moves!!!

[melvert33]

No, come on now, you are

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

He slapped T-1000.

[kanguesso]

Hahahahaha that's the first time i see T-1000 begging for mercy.

[robertdennis58]

45k ~ i'm tapped  ~ lol .

[ruslanio]

@robertdennis58 Haha at first i thought it's something like 7 thousand, but 45...

[TheBossdave]

At 0:39 look at how tony just looks at him. That animal rage is brewing!

[5mithNwe55on]

LOL @ our kids go to school together

[WraithAmour]

I think the T-1000 was retarded. He's talking to a mob boss as if he's an idiot. Totally deserved the beating. Tony warned him many times to not gamble but the T-1000 had a gambling obesession - probably lost everything.

[theserichfuchs]

that was the liquid terminator?....hilarious -never noticed it before....

[MurphGiovanni]

@theserichfuchs oh yeah, you're right..good call

[giant24us]

"Our kids go to the same school together!"

::SLAP::

[DarkenedClarity]

Yeah that was a type of bribery in the mafia's eyes a big NO NO!

[hungryandrew]

Should of sent the Cyberdyne System Model 101, Ahnold Terminator would not of taken that crap.

[Psychology]

I guess that's why Tony' boss: he can put fear into the heart of anyone, even the T-1000.

[toolover10]

Usually I don't take credit for anything I say, but you are just straight up stealing lines man. Come on, can't think of anything yourself?

[HPhenomenal]

lmao he's throwing him around like a rag doll.

[downtownford]

the T-1000 has lost it apparently.......

[toolover10]

Use your own lines.

[downtownford]

o im srry u must have 'T-1000' copyrighted.....

[toolover10]

Just be original. Don't reply again.

[toolover10]

I am surprised that the t-1000 took this abuse.

[NJRocks281]

lmfao

[MurphGiovanni]

man, that guy deserved it....tony told him several times not to sit down at that poker table and that degenerate asshole wouldn't take no for an answer...tony should've fucked him in the ass right on that cash register

[caponex55]

someone else said that he shoulda fucked him in the ass.....again, out of ALL the options he can take while dealing with this dude, WHY would he fuck him in the ass??

[MurphGiovanni]

it was a joke...try not to analyze it too hard

[caponex55]

lolol ooo touchy youtuber, LOL U MAD?

[MurphGiovanni]

ummm...yeah, you got me....i'm mad...lol you're a creepy person

[caponex55]

LOL U MAD

[MurphGiovanni]

sure, guy..if you say so

[caponex55]

LOL U MAD keep responding its fun

[MurphGiovanni]

i wish i could help you out, man....but, sorry..you're just not smart enough to say anything that could make me mad...i am confused though....i mean, your mom has a history of sleeping with A LOT of black and latin men....i heard she would make them pull out last minute...so i am curious why didn't do the same thing w/ your father, you know, instead of giving birth to a retard like you...would you mind asking her about that? i'm curious

[caponex55]

LOLOLOL U MAD HAHAHAHA

[caponex55]

WALL OF TEXT LOL U MAD, comment again plz

[caponex55]

lololol oooo touchy youtuber, WALL OF TEXT LOL U MAD. life not everything you had hoped for?

[caponex55]

man that didnt take long for a response. LOL STILL MAD

[caponex55]

copy and paste is a novel thing. LOL U MAD. respond again, i dont think ive shown enough people the little girl flippin out at a comp screen yet

[caponex55]

HAHAHAHA ill miss you sweet heart

[MikefromMadrid]

whats up guy?

[NJKing1281]

0:50 just made my day, ima do this to my cousin 2morrow.

[creativekiddo]

"Our kids go to the same school together."

Tony hates it when people bring family into business.

Is he hitting him with an open hand? looks like hes bitch slapping him.

[caponex55]

he hits him with the phone

[happycompy]

"Just got worse"

[MrSoprano0125]

If he was the T-1000, there would be a big palmmark on his face......

[justin7560]

Holy shit, Tony was just bitch slapping the T-1000....I was expecting the metal sword hands to implae Tony in the head any second, but Tony was even able to scare the T-1000, wow, kudos to him.

[bigart1993]

Tony Soprano: Ok, here's how yah going to work of the debt. I wanna you to do a hit. The guys name is John. John Connor, OK? You make sure he's dead and we're even.

[JRilla1879]

@bigart1993

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DID THE MASERATI FLIP YOUR FUCKIN HEAD?

[hschan4]

T-1000 would rip Tony a new asshole... Literally he would form his arm into a sharp piece of metal and then punch a new hole above Tony's fat ass.

[PabzGLRP]

T-1000 is a freakin' cyborg.

[hschan4]

Technically I think he is just a straight up robot.

[AnansieDeSpider]

Ha ha ha thats funny man!!

[CLOS4494]

thats the t-1000~!

[SuperTravisbickle]

i felt a little bit sorry for this guy. he had some sort of gambling problem and it completely ruined his life. he even had to give away his sons car

[Macbrother]

ended up in a fucking mental institution.

[SuperTravisbickle]

yeah.

[Connerisawesome]

That's why I think it's awful that Tony acts that way to the guy. I know it's sort of the stereotypical mobster thing to do but it just didn't seem like the Tony I knew from the later seasons.

[SuperTravisbickle]

yeah but if he hadn`t then the other mobsters would have thought he was weak.

[sperdoj]

He gets worse as time goes on...

[killacrossova621]

wow the same guy getting smacked was acting pretty tough in the Terminator  lmao

[edy043]

That's a good actor. He can be a tough guy in the Terminator and he can be a sissy in the sopranos. Very professional and I respect that!

[johnnyamorrison]

not neccessary

[toolover10]

What do you mean? He owed Tony 50 thousand. From poker debt. You don't talk out a situation when he had allready been warned many times. And the our kids got o school together thing was what set him off.

[elelisrael]

the was cruel

[chase6470]

Tony's Pimp Hand is Strong

[FGN123]

Nothing sets Tony off like someone trying to invoke family stuff into business situations.

[aspedbusdriver]

yea nice observation.

[jasiuss]

Tony's voice changed in years...

[andeaver1937]

His voice sounded a lot like James Gandolfini's own voice in early episodes, but it eventually evolved into the New Jersey type in later ones.

The episode that showed Kevin Finnerty in the dream is exactly how his voice sounds in real life. Depressingly different.

[numberxxi]

fuck me! it IS the T1000! ive never seen him with a scared expression!

fukin luv the sopranos

[StyrbjornStarke]

even T1000 is scared of tony

[Chris940807]

who isnt?

[Dudeohh]

got bad luck tony, yeah well it just got worse lol

[jimmy25138]

This happened to me once. Only it was my wife that beat me up for not having the paycheck.

[Fuchizaa]

Are you serious?

[jimmy25138]

It was a joke Howdy!

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

there are kids on the school bus that are just as mean