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  • woah woah woah, did that dog just eat chocolate???

    ....its gonna die soon

  • South Jersey= Water, Wooder. The citrus fruit, Orange = arange. Somethin' bad is harrable, not horrible, east coast people laugh at others cause it sound like "Whore -able", like a whore? lol. It's the same with Puerto Rican dialect vs Mexican. lol.

  • brooklin accent more likely....

  • this is not a jersey accent and anyone who is actually from new jersey will say that when you ask them where they are from nobody including myself says im from jersey or worse (shudder) joisey ...also i had never heard of the word joisey until leaving the state for a convention where did that come from anyway?

  • the cast of jersey shore are all from new york or rhode island.....

  • this is so wrong in so many ways..

  • Also, i hope everyone realize that Jersey Shore is about Italian Americans.....Not New Jersey people. So basically this is teaching about how to have Italian American accent.

  • This proves that Jersey Shore Completely destroyed New Jersey's reputation.......

  • thats new yorker accent

  • dude im from jersey and i have a philly accent.

  • They need to make 2 of these 1 for north jersey(this video) and 1 for south jersey........

  • This is not even correct, ur mistaken sir! That's staten island, I'm not even from NJ nor NY and I know how they talk! I'm from LA and live in NC and I was born into the Queens accent from listenin to HIP HOP

  • ikr?

  • im from jersey abd we dont sound anything like that. only one of the rules u said was actually accurate, and NO ONE from jersey is like snooki.

  • She looks like a man

  • You can't do any kind of accent unless you were born into it,otherwise you will like a huge ass and fake.

  • first of all they dont talk like that... come to jersey and experience it.. been there done that... the situation and pauly d are from staten island ... if u want a "jersey" accent they should really refrase that to staten island ... they are not gaudy ... these TV shows are so fake. The nails the poof the short shorts are all a stereo type of jersey its not like that at all

  • @lulu420981 hahaha new Yorkers have a accent the reason wuy you say they dont is because you talk like that to so you cant really tell

  • I honestly have no idea how any of this crap about New Jersey started. I've lived in New Jersey my entire life, and have never heard a single person talk or act like this. I understand this video is just showing the stereotype, but I don't even understand the stereotype? People are confusing New Jersey with Brooklyn. Most of these "Jersey accents" are how Italians in Brooklyn talk, not at all like New Jersey. It wasn't until these shows started that people started coming here acting like this.

  • i didnt know that we talk like that

  • @080525ing I didn't know that either.

  • People, people...this video is just showing the STAREO type of people from New jersey. I only know one person that speaks in that accent, but this vid. isn't saying that EVERYONE that is from New jersey speaks this accent...so please...chill.  ;)

  • This is a New York accent, not a New Jersey accent.

  • LOL you can't use the az holes from MTV Crap show. I'm from New Jersey. we don't talk like that.. Becase most of them are NOT FROM New Jersey. .. so lame.. get life..

  • Jeesh people in New York don't even really have a accent. I've lived there my whole life...come down.

  • LOOOOOL OMG that sounds just like Aunt Helda from Shane & Friends XDDDD

  • wow im from jersey and i dont talk like that, thats a new yorkers accent. like 3 ppl from jersey shore talk like that cuz they r from new york, just like snookie,

  • I'm from Howell. You have no idea how offensive this is. We pronounce every letter except for the occasional dropping of the g at the end of a word. The Jersey accents actually comes from Staten Island. If you are going to make a video, make it about Staten Island. btw, the accents on Jersey Shore are fake.

  • Im from Jersey City. That's where the so called New Jersey accent is more pronounced.

  • WOW! i was born and raised in jersey! and i don't even fukin talk like this moron! The people who talk like this are ones who are trying to put some kind of accent. I don't say chawwwkklate! ridiculous! and none of my family or friends speak like this and we're all from jersey!

  • The jersey shore are immature people, which is not how all people of new jersey act and we certainly don't have the stupid accent this video is teaching.

  • @GoofyGooberx33

    Denial. :P

  • hmm? i usaully dont believe in this how to videos

  • Never noticed how much a jersey accent I had lol

  • lol top comment for the win :D

  • THAT IS MUFF CABBAGE, YOU HEAR ME? MUFF CABBAGE

  • looks like a man

  • @luisnavas14 it's a drag queen... yup...

  • you missed out on the most crucial rule of tawk!

  • They should go down to Elizabeth in Jersey and re-film this...I bet the people in Elizabeth would like it...;)

  • BROOKLYN.

  • i talk like this , but im from brooklyn .

  • @pupito628 it's very commen if you're Christian Bale back in his Newsies days

  • 0:06 why would you what to

  • Watching this made me realize that I have a Jersey accent. And btw I knew that little hint thing at the end since I live in south jersey(:

  • Well, this helps alot because I'm going to do a video called "Frankie the Douchebag Ghost"

  • Hey I love Snooki I don't hear her talking like this

  • i live in jersey. we live nothing like this.

  • Italian baby I'm not lol jersey baby

  • thumbs up if you live in newjersey and you know for a fact 75 percent of the people there dont speak at all like these dummies ^_^

  • I like how cast

  • Why the hell would you pretend to be something your not. I just don't understand Americans.

  • @BlueGama600 Hey. All Americans arent the same.

  • @BlueGama600 many people don't, i get worried when i see these videos, they give america a bad name.

  • @MrFizzyHaze Well no offense but here in Australia a lot of people think of Yanks as fat, dumb and loud. I know not all Americans are like that, but lets face it, a lot are. But then again, it probably also depends which state your talking about. Australians are pretty dumb too though, all they talk about is AFL football and are know nothing else lol.

  • @aphfangirlwashere LOL speechless?? : P

  • the actor looks like cher lloyd : /

  • Ive lived in NJ for all of my life... Nobody actually sounds like this... I dont see why everyone thinks that we do

  • @ejrangers that's because ur used to it lol

  • um I am sorry but I have lived in New Jersey for my entire life.... I sound nothing like those useless skanks. they need to get the hell out.

  • @WebkinzKittyxo thankkk youu same here!

  • this should be called how to get the shit beat out of you by a bunch of people from New Jersey

  • People in jersey really talk like that lmffaaaooooo!!!! I went to visit there and they sound just like that rofl!!!!!!!

  • people from jersey don't speak like this.............god damn you Jersey Shore cast.

  • Thats more like a Brooklyn accent.....

  • @Xmvtjets96X almost

  • Thats more like a Brooklyn accent.....

  • please some one enlighten me why some one would acutly sound like a ass hole and a douch

  • I already skip middle consonants :/ i hate it i don't do it purposefully it just comes out. It sounds soo tacky i wouldn't recommend ANYONE trying to talk like this purposefully it gives people a certain mindset about you that you dont want them to have.

  • thats new york... im from jersey i would know we dont sound like that... get it right we are not sounding like that we do say some stuff but not as thick of an accent

  • How to have no class.

  • @theshepirate how do u no wat they are!!!!!!!

  • i live in south jersey...

  • No one in new York talks like this. -_-

  • @artist1124 that's because it's a jersey video

  • @artist1124 yeah they do

  • Fuck New Jersey .

  • Why can't the go to Newark New Jersey.

    thumbs up if you know why.

  • I live in jersey and the jersey shore gives us all a bad stereotype

  • I've met like... Four people that talk like that in my whole life, and they're all douchebags D: Btw, I live in New Joyzee

  • people from jersey sure are dumb and slutty

  • ....Webkinz....really?

  • LOL howcast sure does take advantage of stereotypes -.-

  • this is more like how to talk like a ukrainian mobster

  • She really pretty

  • jersey shore is giving a terrible stereotype to people who do live in new jersey,, but I actually love jersey shore awkzz..

  • Wanna Speak like a Whore who an instigator?

  • wtf. NO ONE FROM JERSEY TALKS LIKE THIS unless theyre from philly or ny. im so tired of this stereotype -.-

  • nobody talks like this...im from jersey

  • THIS IS NOT HOW WE TALK AT ALL, well at least south Jersey.

  • hahaha who wants to speak like that ? wish i could do the normal American accent cuz mine's just a mix up of all accents :/

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!! YOU MUFFCABBAGE!

  • who the fuck talks like this no normal human in new jersey talks like a retard

  • JOKE

  • this is bull shit

  • Fail. No one talks like that in New Jersey.

  • This isn't sterotypical. Lol

  • @ConditionLefty You, my friend, are a genius. Hahaha I literally rofl'd at your comment! :3

  • Is that a guy or a girl?

  • sounds like Pauly D haha, thats it.

  • Flagged for offensive bullshit.

  • they are like wash a lemon in dish soap and rub it on your phone

  • im from Morris County, New Jersey, and we are right near New Yiork, but we never ever say stuff like this

  • if you talk like this in new jersey you'll get punched.

  • Damn those German and Italian immigrants, we beat them in the war and this is the thanks we get

  • The people in the jersey shore are from long island!!!

  • The more you know! *rainbow appears* :)

  • Only retarded rich people would like to be like the retarded guidos in the retarded TV show called "Jersey Shore"

  • this is a sex video not for education purposes , u need people attention to understand what u said, but u draw their attention to that bitch , stupid!

  • The secret of the video: How to be a skank. Oh and by the way. If you're out of fucking ideas, wait til you bloody have one instead of posting dumb ass shit!

  • this video should be called 'How to have a Jersey Shore Cast accent'.

  • Fail!!!!!!!!!

  • So this is what they tawk like in joisey?

    Btw theres a lot more yiddish sounding in it!

  • Why would i talk like a retarded guido????

  • Not a Jersey accent it's a New York accent

  • This is not a Jersey accent. I have family in Jersey and they do not speak like that. Although, I have been to New York City enough times to know that they do sound like that in parts of the city.

  • WTF is this?

  • This is horrible. I'm from South Jersey... we don't sound like this at all. We just say "wooder" instead of "water".

  • @ryanjameson My best friend and her family say "wooder" all the time :D it makes me laugh but she has now converted me :)

  • For the most part that's a NY accent. I've lived in Jersey all my life and i have never heard anyone speak that way. Maybe that's because i live in South Jersey furthest away from NY?

  • If you are seriously expecting to learn something useful and legit, I believe you have come to the wrong channel.

  • lmfao, even trying to do the accent for "chawk-lit" he didnt it wrong haha, god i love jersey

  • its a jersey thing ...

  • The only reason I clicked on this video was to see how big the dislike bar was. There are actually more likes than dislikes, which is surprising.

  • FUCK JERSEY SHORE CAST!

  • this is weird...

  • Step 8. Live in (as the Russians say) shithole

  • *Ding*

    Did you know: Learning how to speak like Snooky or The Situation does not make you sound like your from Jersey

  • Rename the video to "how to be a poser"

  • howcast juz got really stupid

  • This person looks like a tranny

  • why does howcast always not help

  • @95Sw33ty95 that's cause it's not helpcast

  • tramp

  • SOUTH JERSEY!?! Thats the shore line! We don't have accents down here. And the majority of the state doesn't talk like that. Go to New York...

  • I don't talk like that!? I lived in Jersey from birth. Fuck you howcast! D:

  • LOL IM FROM SOUTH JERSEY AS WELL N WEE RELAY DONT TALK LIKE THAT

  • i am from jersey and we dont talk like that SMH

  • fuck you we dont have any accent ur pretty much teachjing italian accent bitch

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO STUPID XDDDDD

  • lol

    

  • i already knew this stuff!! lol i fake a good jersey accent then

  • this isnt a howcast into how 2 talk like snooki, its a howcast on how 2 talk like fran drescher

  • I've lived in NJ for 19 years and I can finally talk like I belong here! Oh, wait....

  • wtf...

  • NO ONE FROM THE JERSEY SHORE IS FROM JERSEY, stop making this bull shit, no one from New Jersey talks like that, anyone who believes differently go ask the people from the show jersey shore, there not from there douchebags!!

  • @rockband991 actually, a lot of people FROM JERSEY actually talk like that. my cousin lives like 30 min or sth from there.

  • @rockband991 sry, lemme correct myself, some do.

  • 1:12 !! the Nutella jar! that's all I care about! xD hahah

  • Why.....

  • Do people in Jersey really dress like how the lady is dressed?....smh

  • @seygra20 not really. im from jersey this is all bs they just doin this cuz of jersey shore

  • i understand this a joke and funny to some people, but no one here honestly talks like that! this is so steriotypical. the only pepole who talk like that are the guiddo TRASH and they ake up a minority of the population! plus, all the people from jersey shore are all form new york!!!

  • THIS IS HOW PEOPLE FROM NEW YORK SOUND! NOT JERSEY!

    PLUS JERSEY IS THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE! :) <3

  • @jerzyboy94 yeah I noticed that it was a ny accent :0

  • No lies... Fuckin hate people from jersey.

  • @1234jacee umm why? Have you been there! It's like saying you hate America..

  • They ran out of idea's.

  • @sourskully they really do have alot of ideas, its just that why not jump the bandwagon especially when jersey shore (lol I spelled it whore the first time) is still popular?

  • People need to lighten up, this is funny! Good video for once, Howcast

  • @Annergize idk there other video's are better 

  • no one talks like this in new jersey, this is insulting my hole family is from jersey, everyone i've met in jersey talks pretty much normal, not like the people from jersey shore like snooki

  • I'm from Jersey, and people don't talk like this nearly as much as is shown. Plus, most of the Jersey Shore cast is from NY.

  • @jaggedalibi ikr

  • @jaggedalibi i know right.. this is messed up.. Howcast, can you change the title to how to have an italian accent?

  • @jaggedalibi 122 douchebags agree

    

  • LOOKS LIKE WE GOTS OURSELVES A SITUATION IN HEAR(fist pump)

  • The lady looks like a tranny..

  • They sound like the mafia

  • Thats my dream since i was born, to speak like a guido.

  • I live in South Jersey,and no one talks like this at all.

  • what is the link between the woman and the Jersey accent ?

  • Step 1: Say Agh and Ah

    Optional: Be Italian