Cant tell if satire, or truely retarded....the difference between science and religion is the ability to show and reproduce results if you have an equipped lab...traveling ot the vatican can not show you god.
@AlwaysDisagreeing awesome. here's an interesting one: Bible says Earth was created before the 'heavens', moon stars, etc....and the earth is 6000 years old. But Some stars are billions of light years away from us. That means that those stars had to have been there for billions of years in order for us to see them. We know the distance to closer stars because of triangulation -geometry. So using math & the speed of light as the only premises, the bible is false.
@tneighbors no, bible is not false, we can see those distant stars because god not only created them but also put all photons in place from those stars all the way to earth. All that for us to see the beauty of his creation.
Even if you can nor see them with naked eye, only with scientific instrument - telescope....
Wait, does it means that god created those stars to prove that science works?
I have got confused... lets pray for divine revelation. ;)
LOL @ 0:48 when he said "You don't get things as gigantic as that, humans are the top of the food chain." when I instantly thought of elephants and whales.
Psythor, thank you for taking your sensible, rational viewpoint to this heretics playground, so that we can more clearly see the truth, which has been veiled from our eyes by politicians and scientists alike.
I can't believe they are allowed to have places like this. I can't help but feel like places like this are the reason why we have disasters in our world. So many are infuriating God with their refusal to accept Him as their Lord and Saviour. Museums like this are false idolisations.
Actually in ancient Alexandria they had a three part volume of the history of the world which detailed 40,000 years BEYOND the bible, they say it was very complex.... but that was destroyed once the CHRISTIANS burned down the library, along with other countless documentations that had been stored for 1,000 years...
HUMANS MADE FROM DUST? The bible says humans are made from dust. Genesis 2:7, 3:19 Or that man was made from dust and woman from his rib. Genesis 2:21 - 24 Depending on which version of Creation you read. Science tells us that the ocean is the womb of life on earth. As neither of us was there to observe the process, let's look and see what humans are really made of: Hmmm... Nearly all salt water and a few minerals. Sea water.
TALKING SNAKE: "You will not surely die," the serpent said to the woman. Genesis 3:1 - 6 . TALKING DONKEY: The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?" Numbers 22:28 - 30 . INSECTS HAVE 4 LEGS Leviticus 11:20-23 "every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four; the locust..the beetle..and the grasshopper" . BATS ARE BIRDS Leviticus 11:13-19 "among the birds; the eagle, the owl, the bat"
SUN ORBITS EARTH: The Bible says "The sun rises, and the sun goes down, and hurries to his place where it rose." Ecclesiastes 1:5 and then it says THAT means the sun went UP by ten degrees. "Isaiah.. cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz." 2 Kings 20:9 - 11 "I will bring again the shadow of the degrees, which is gone down in the sun dial of Ahaz, ten degrees backward. So the sun returned ten degrees..." Isaiah 38:1-8
BEASTS CREATED BEFORE WOMAN OR AFTER? God makes Adam (v7) and then god makes trees (v9) and then god takes Adam and plunks him down in the middle of this "garden." (v15) And God thought he looked a bit lonely so he made EVERY animal (v19) and brought them to Adam to see if he'd like one for a wife. (!) But Adam wasn't satisfied with a mercat (v20) so finally god made Eve (v22) and they all lived... Genesis chapter 2. As opposed to chapter 1. It's a direct contradiction. They cannot both be true.
The bible is an old fiction story book and contains more bollocks than a good sifi book. Just live your live's in the real world and not the fairytale brainwashed christian one .
@adey7569 Really??!!, so why does it cantain half the facts that science claimed to have discovered in the mid 1800's in a bok written over 3000 years ago???, such as the Earth is round, the ocean floor is not flat but has mountains and crevices, and also the Bible talks about radio waves, thats 2500 years ago!!!!, long before science even did.
"so why does it cantain half the facts that science claimed to have discovered in the mid 1800's in a bok written over 3000 years ago??"
What you mean is that the fundamentally religious & highly superstitious have interpreted certain things in a way that you believe confirms scientific discoveries. However, every adherent to every other religion claims their religious book does exactly the same. Guess you must all right hey!
2// How also do you reconcile the fact that it's also gets so many things wrong? eg. how many insects or birds do you know of with 4 legs?
The bible talks about radio waves??? haha, of course it does Mungo ;)
ps. it says the earth is a circle, not spherical & that it stands on pillars. The author also clearly wasn't aware that our sun was merely a star. Imaginefree69 sums it up above ;) lol
The second law o thermodynalics ina closed system..which tigers don't liv ein ..MORON BUT my favourite is (2:40) "all volcanoes occur in the non christian world.." and then "2:55) "ignoring the deeply religious south america"...LOL...you arse !
if YOU CAN READ MORE THAN one BOOK, TRY IT..MAYBE LADYBIRDS guide to Tthinking for yourself.
lol if how stupid you are if your gay, muslim, aithiest or women, its fukin true lol the bible basicly says "ok here u got ur guy alright and here u gt ur bitch, bitch is good at 2 things cooking and sucking" lol adam and eve fukin bullshit
It's a lie, planted there by God? wait...wut? God is a liar and wants people not to believe in Him? Obviously this guy is attempting to be funny. Less than a minute in, I'm bored and leaving.
"things dont get as gigantic as that, humans are the top of the food chain." by this logic, any creature currently alive, that is larger than humans, doesn't exist.
The tiger is not a closed system, you eat meat or plants to GAIN ENERGY.
Locust don't directly kill people, they eat the crops and people starve.
"If we ignore south America" So he is ignoring evidence that contradicts him.
The bible says the earth is 6k years old, thus it's true. -_- the moon is halfway between sun and earth? wtf
OMG. The plant is a closed system. The tiger puts energy into it to eat it, digest it and shit it out. One closed system gives energy to another closed system. Violation of the second law of thermodynamics. A closed system will always break down to be simpler, therefore a closed system tiger can not breed and allow natural selection to do its blind faith magic.
A closed system means no energy is lost or gained. A plant gains energy from the sun, a tiger (which doesn't eat plants) gains energy by eating the plant. The fact that these are gaining energy to replace the energy they lost, means they are not a closed system.
If the tiger makes itself a closed system by NOT eating anything, then, as the law says, it breaks down, dies, and decomposes.
On further review I can see why you might think a plant is a closed system seeing that it doesn't "exchange matter" with its environment, but it does actually. It takes in matter (CO2, H2O, N2 etc) and gives off matter (O2) a plant is not a closed system.
Similarly, a tiger eats an animal, so it is taking in matter, and it then shits, removing matter. Both are open systems.
I believe in blind faith magic? What do you call religion? A super being poofed everything into existence from nothing.
these minority people on here are afraid of their worldview, it is destroyed., so they desperately try to silence us so they can continues their lies, they can't allow Creation because it ruins their plans for evil.
@Imaginefree69 No actually ist says the roundness of the world!, there is also a description of how it free foats in the emptiness of space, Leviticus.
@Imaginefree69 u sir are ridiculous i see u on videos all the time u are really quite obsessed with pushing your anti God View on others. Shame on you. I read your comments and most of them totally make no sense and some are even lies..My advice to you get a life and stop thinking ya know it all.
@Imaginefree69 No it does not, the BIble says the earth is round, Isaiah 40:22, look it up!, the planets and solar system, conform to a mathematical equasion!, maths cannot be random.
the BIble also has many scientific facts, i'll be glad to share more.
@Imaginefree69 I don't think the bible says that the sun revolves around the Earth. But here's an interesting one: Bible says Earth was created before the 'heavens', moon stars, etc....and the earth is 6000 years old. But Some stars are billions of light years away from us. That means that those stars had to have been there for billions of years in order for us to see them. We know the distance to closer stars because of triangulation -geometry. So using math+speed of light only, bible is false.
I am a Christian and I srongly believe that the earth IS OLD for various reasons and I will give you some of them. 1. Science has proven that the earth is old. 2. Jesus Christ himself siad that " I am the way the Truth and the light." and this means that it would be agianst his nature to be deceptive. A tree looks like it is old becuase it is old and not because God is testing you. 3. The Hebrew word for day means a period of time and not necessairly a twenty-four hour time period.
I do agree, the bible is absolutely brilliant, what other book could brainwash millions of morons like Peter Florida to deny evidence directly in front of him and claim that the most innacurate book in history is the only truth.
I do love the way creationists use scientific principles to justify some of their arguments. Yet attack science in other words..... Nice funny parody of creationists views though lol.....
well kids this is what happens when you don't pay attention in school. You become a brainwashed ignorant fool. Things adapt to the environment over thousands of years, it's amazing how dumb people are. I could go into detail and embarras you but I wont waste my breath.
Thanks alot you little $(#$&(#( you completly set back evolution 300 years with this stupid video...I mean all creationist have to do now to prove evolution is false is point out all the Idiots thinking this was real....since none of them have obviously evolved...their devolving :> *giggles*
On a lighter note, great vid :> I loved it, I had it figured out from the start the way you were talking but nice job :>
Sorry I know I have no evidence to support the theory of evolution - So I have decided to pretend to be normal and make this video.
But watching my video you will understand why I am not a Christian - because I do not want to be under God's moral law..... I blame mutations.... for my condition..... Why cant I find a good mutation?
A good mutation? Are you retarded? There are many...you just fail to acknowledge them, and what do you mean by "evolutionist? lol. You're funny, god's moral law? He's the most immoral being I've ever read about!
If god gave me my morality, why do i find him immoral?
That was a little odd.... But the point is that Carbon dating doesnt work. No scientist would be suprised if that were true because science corrects its self almost all the time.
deceptive people and ignorant people need to stop conning people into thinking that it is science vs "religion"...it is religion vs religion and scientist interpretions vs scientist interpretations. evolutionists dodge facts to see the picture they've made up in their minds.
evolutionists, if they are genuine, are scientists, and evolution is as close as we will get to the truth. what you just said reminds me of the 'theory of evolution according to god' on family guy. jeannie has her hands above her head and shes wigglin that nose to make a guy in a suit, the easter bunny and a gas pump show up. you lose, go sit down
Outstanding. I laughed out loud several times. The irony seems to be lost on alot of people, judging by the comments. I'm going to favourite this one.
? your a fucking idiot... dinosaurs put here by God to test us? trick us? omg... God is a funny guy. And this video is just retarded, before you make statements get your head out of your vagina.
you are right... genesis can tell us a lot about how the earth was created... you forgot to say that the dinosaurs eat plants and that we used to play with them,,, and also that the scientist are hiding the truth about the flood where the all loving god drowned everybody!!!
More backward, stoneheaded creationist drivel...but we like to hear it just for a good laugh and it's entertainment value. Otherwise, it's just plain sad.
Does that mean tigers don't eat or poop? As a former zookeeper I have to say that's total nonsense...I've cleaned up lots of tiger poop and fed tigers lots of meat.
for those who don't know...a closed system is one in which matter and energy never enter or leave the system. Maybe this video is a joke, but if they guy who made it is serious, then he's a total IDiot.
Oh, and the moon is not "half way" between the earth and the sun
Hilarious. I work at a Natural History Museum in Kansas, and I'd like to remake this video, except with our sacrilegious evolution exhibit. Is that okay with you?
When you trade discussion and argument for mockery, you begin to masturbate your elitist ego.
Instead of confronting points from educated scientists that don't agree with the theory of evolution, you cherry-pick your favorite things to make fun of from anti-evolutionists and then you and your elitist friends can sit around and high-five each other about how awesome you are by comparison.
Hope you're having fun, because this drivel serves no other purpose.
creationists deserve nothing more than to be shat upon by the people in this world who actually exhibit some intelligence by not buying into the stupid religious rhetoric that tells them that a magic man living in the sky created everything in existence in a few days by waving his fingers and saying it's so. so fuck you
And driving the conversation away from all the poorly constructed points that you lost to common sense by name calling with words you don't even know the meaning of confirms that you are an ignorant self biased person speaking out of your asshole. Do you know that the best definition of "elitist" is being "elite" which by definition means to be considered the best in a particular society or category? So really I don't mind your compliment on behalf of ignorance thank you for calling me the best!
and he was NOT designed intelligently...sadly much of the human race is unintelligently! Comment on that one. Are you really even British, because most people in England do not attend church!
He just needs a girlfriend..or boyfriend or something. Why would a creationist use science to debunk science? You Tube as sure allowed me to see people I would never talk to in public. Why not walk through a church and explain faith? Unreal. Evolution is one side and religion on the other and I fine with that fact. Sorry I am not a church attendee.
funny mockery of creation/bible science. i liked it.
"To claim that it is impossible to believe something small could come from nothing and gradually increase in complexity and evolve to what we know today makes more sense than to claim that god, the most complex being one can imagine, which is above the laws of nature, spontaneously appeared and designed all. We constantly find imperfections in nature and under developments."
is this a satyre?
i hope so....
dws284 3 months ago
Like whales there just testing our faith cause nothing gets that big
RomanHistoryNut 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Psythor
Cant tell if satire, or truely retarded....the difference between science and religion is the ability to show and reproduce results if you have an equipped lab...traveling ot the vatican can not show you god.
sloth0876 6 months ago
@AlwaysDisagreeing awesome. here's an interesting one: Bible says Earth was created before the 'heavens', moon stars, etc....and the earth is 6000 years old. But Some stars are billions of light years away from us. That means that those stars had to have been there for billions of years in order for us to see them. We know the distance to closer stars because of triangulation -geometry. So using math & the speed of light as the only premises, the bible is false.
tneighbors 8 months ago
@tneighbors no, bible is not false, we can see those distant stars because god not only created them but also put all photons in place from those stars all the way to earth. All that for us to see the beauty of his creation.
Even if you can nor see them with naked eye, only with scientific instrument - telescope....
Wait, does it means that god created those stars to prove that science works?
I have got confused... lets pray for divine revelation. ;)
Kibernautas 6 months ago
LOL @ 0:48 when he said "You don't get things as gigantic as that, humans are the top of the food chain." when I instantly thought of elephants and whales.
billyjoejimbob75 9 months ago
This guys tounge is so far in his cheek that he is licking his ear.
ImWithMe 1 year ago
bible says a senior citizen rounded up 2 of every animal
lawl
sbslusher 1 year ago
Psythor, thank you for taking your sensible, rational viewpoint to this heretics playground, so that we can more clearly see the truth, which has been veiled from our eyes by politicians and scientists alike.
I can't believe they are allowed to have places like this. I can't help but feel like places like this are the reason why we have disasters in our world. So many are infuriating God with their refusal to accept Him as their Lord and Saviour. Museums like this are false idolisations.
zenxi6 1 year ago
At first I was worried, but "If we ignore deeply religious South America" made me squirt coffee out my nose. Thanks, Psythor!
shinget 1 year ago
it is sad that people mock creation. I will pray for you, because deep down, you are obviously a very unhappy person.
iSeeLosersEverywhere 1 year ago
is this satire?
bertus198 1 year ago
I stopped at "so called science"
Great way to have an open mind, you are seriously disturbed and brainwashed.
m0joGriffin 1 year ago
@m0joGriffin aww you really should watch it
mikepike25 1 year ago
@mikepike25
Nah I've lost my faith in humanity several days ago when I watched some other creationist video's. No need to sink any lower.
m0joGriffin 1 year ago
@m0joGriffin He's mocking creationists the whole video and yet they still defend him in the comment section gotta love irony.
This video is the diffention of poe's law. lol
mikepike25 1 year ago 2
@mikepike25
+1
so true
sbslusher 1 year ago
Guys, this is my mate's boyfriend - it's completely made to make fun of creationists. He's as atheist as they come. This is hilarious haha
mgladders 1 year ago
Actually in ancient Alexandria they had a three part volume of the history of the world which detailed 40,000 years BEYOND the bible, they say it was very complex.... but that was destroyed once the CHRISTIANS burned down the library, along with other countless documentations that had been stored for 1,000 years...
saintheilo 1 year ago
Lol, that's funny. Good video.
LoveHugsnHipHopSoul 1 year ago
I am sure this guy is trolling.. waste of time on this video.. i stopped after 1 minute..
TrueGreatness73 1 year ago
i really hope this guy is just trollin
heydude09876 1 year ago
@heydude09876 yeah he is trolling because in one of his other videos he made fun of the creationist museum in Petersburg, Kentucky.
supersmash43 1 year ago
"How stupid they are being atheist, muslim gay or women" Hahhah. I love it.
MsGrrargh 1 year ago
............ i beg someone to tell me this is satire because i could easily see this guy being a stereotypical fundamentalist christian.
hawkeye40222 1 year ago
LOL
dallas71 1 year ago
This is brilliant.
orion1anon 1 year ago
i hope you die!! you son of a bitch!!
ThatOneGuy831 1 year ago
why would bones be planted there by god? are people seriously that stupid?
ThatOneGuy831 1 year ago
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
FLAT EARTH IN THE BIBLE:
Isaiah 40:22 says the earth is a CIRCLE (Hebrew CHUWG).
Circles are flat, see any dictionary.
(DURE is Old Hebrew for "sphere", but Isaiah used CHUWG)
Daniel 4:10-11a tree that is as tall as the heavens
can be seen from everywhere on the earth
Matthew 4:8 has Jesus viewing the whole earth from a tall mountain
Revelation 1:7 says every eye will see Jesus coming in the clouds.
Daniel, Matthew, and Revelation all require a flat earth.
Well, either flat or bowl-shaped.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
A FEW MORE CORRECTIONS REGARDING THE EARTH:
The earth does NOT hang on nothing (Job 26:7);
it is hurtling around the sun at 30 kilometres per second.
Nor is it sitting upon pillars (1 Samuel 2:8)
nor upon foundations (Job 38:4, 6),
nor does it have four corners (Isaiah 11:12).
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
Aheadstix85 , Im sorry they got to you and you were brainwashed.Hope you get better soon.
adey7569 1 year ago
Peter Florida, this is very funny. Have you based this video on Aheadstix85 ? It's very good.
allieron 1 year ago
The bible is an old fiction story book and contains more bollocks than a good sifi book. Just live your live's in the real world and not the fairytale brainwashed christian one .
adey7569 1 year ago
@adey7569 Really??!!, so why does it cantain half the facts that science claimed to have discovered in the mid 1800's in a bok written over 3000 years ago???, such as the Earth is round, the ocean floor is not flat but has mountains and crevices, and also the Bible talks about radio waves, thats 2500 years ago!!!!, long before science even did.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
@Aheadstix85
1//
"so why does it cantain half the facts that science claimed to have discovered in the mid 1800's in a bok written over 3000 years ago??"
What you mean is that the fundamentally religious & highly superstitious have interpreted certain things in a way that you believe confirms scientific discoveries. However, every adherent to every other religion claims their religious book does exactly the same. Guess you must all right hey!
ReptilianFreemason 1 year ago
@Aheadstix85
2// How also do you reconcile the fact that it's also gets so many things wrong? eg. how many insects or birds do you know of with 4 legs?
The bible talks about radio waves??? haha, of course it does Mungo ;)
ps. it says the earth is a circle, not spherical & that it stands on pillars. The author also clearly wasn't aware that our sun was merely a star. Imaginefree69 sums it up above ;) lol
ReptilianFreemason 1 year ago
@Aheadstix85 "such as the Earth is round"
Yes, but according the the Bible the earth is round and FLAT
Or, if you look in other passages, SQUARE and flat.
A FEW MORE CORRECTIONS REGARDING THE EARTH:
The earth does NOT hang on nothing (Job 26:7);
it is hurtling around the sun at 30 kilometres per second.
Nor is it sitting upon pillars (1 Samuel 2:8)
nor upon foundations (Job 38:4, 6),
nor does it have four corners (Isaiah 11:12).
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
LOL, pretty funny stuff, it's a comedy routine.
The second law o thermodynalics ina closed system..which tigers don't liv ein ..MORON BUT my favourite is (2:40) "all volcanoes occur in the non christian world.." and then "2:55) "ignoring the deeply religious south america"...LOL...you arse !
if YOU CAN READ MORE THAN one BOOK, TRY IT..MAYBE LADYBIRDS guide to Tthinking for yourself.
cephalopoda8 1 year ago
total wanker
zeropointemcs 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! what's more funny is some people here don't get the joke...
i burst out laughing at the second law of thermodynamics..
rohkanempire 1 year ago
either this guy is completly retarded or this is a satire
XavierDrake 2 years ago
Just because you are not smart enough to understand a concept, does not make that concept false.
EngineerAdams 2 years ago
lol if how stupid you are if your gay, muslim, aithiest or women, its fukin true lol the bible basicly says "ok here u got ur guy alright and here u gt ur bitch, bitch is good at 2 things cooking and sucking" lol adam and eve fukin bullshit
XpEAnUTBuTtERsUckSX 2 years ago
Hahaha! Very clever.
DrHarryDickman 2 years ago
Wot???
Are all believers soooo stupid?
No wonder the world is a fucken mess...this guy is an idiot wrapped in a fool.
Poor guy, no life, no girlfriend...foollish banter...complete embaressment 2 religion...
radseven77 2 years ago
This is a satire. Get a grip.
If this were real, it would've been sad. But the true story is out there though, and it's quite disturbing. Just search for biblically correct tours.
merdufer 2 years ago
if he was christian he would have cussed less
that is, those big bastard coming to kill the shit out of you
hilarious
wolfman49er 2 years ago
It's Satire people.
danimationmi 2 years ago
It's a lie, planted there by God? wait...wut? God is a liar and wants people not to believe in Him? Obviously this guy is attempting to be funny. Less than a minute in, I'm bored and leaving.
pyrobryan 2 years ago
He isnt taking into account the Flood. In Job dinosaurs are actually mentioned as living creatures.
Meybe he should check that out.
Daphdong1 2 years ago
I hope this guy is joking.
shreddakj 2 years ago
"things dont get as gigantic as that, humans are the top of the food chain." by this logic, any creature currently alive, that is larger than humans, doesn't exist.
The tiger is not a closed system, you eat meat or plants to GAIN ENERGY.
Locust don't directly kill people, they eat the crops and people starve.
"If we ignore south America" So he is ignoring evidence that contradicts him.
The bible says the earth is 6k years old, thus it's true. -_- the moon is halfway between sun and earth? wtf
e15364 2 years ago
try laughing sometime.
m4nt15 2 years ago
OMG. The plant is a closed system. The tiger puts energy into it to eat it, digest it and shit it out. One closed system gives energy to another closed system. Violation of the second law of thermodynamics. A closed system will always break down to be simpler, therefore a closed system tiger can not breed and allow natural selection to do its blind faith magic.
Evolution can be debunked easily by logic.
antipul446 2 years ago
A closed system means no energy is lost or gained. A plant gains energy from the sun, a tiger (which doesn't eat plants) gains energy by eating the plant. The fact that these are gaining energy to replace the energy they lost, means they are not a closed system.
If the tiger makes itself a closed system by NOT eating anything, then, as the law says, it breaks down, dies, and decomposes.
e15364 2 years ago
On further review I can see why you might think a plant is a closed system seeing that it doesn't "exchange matter" with its environment, but it does actually. It takes in matter (CO2, H2O, N2 etc) and gives off matter (O2) a plant is not a closed system.
Similarly, a tiger eats an animal, so it is taking in matter, and it then shits, removing matter. Both are open systems.
I believe in blind faith magic? What do you call religion? A super being poofed everything into existence from nothing.
e15364 2 years ago
THAT was a fossil? So shiny? Fossils around for thousands of years become really shiny. ROTFLMAO
We all started as a single cell that was SO successful, it changed? Became MORE complex despite it's success? Neat! And logical LOL!
g4macdad 2 years ago
genius
mucalinda 2 years ago
this guy is so stupid that its funny.
sniper11235 2 years ago
obviously this guy is joking and mocking religion.....funny......I remember some of the religious nuts I grew up with in church that talked like this
ViscousKanid 2 years ago
these minority people on here are afraid of their worldview, it is destroyed., so they desperately try to silence us so they can continues their lies, they can't allow Creation because it ruins their plans for evil.
repentorburnbaby 2 years ago
1:34 It's a stuffed animal dumbass
fredfredburgeryes123 2 years ago
this is awesome. is that washington? i dont remember that....
grendelee 2 years ago
Utterly fantastic. Brilliant. This guy is a genius and whether he is taking the p or actually believes all this lot.
Where can I hire him for after dinner speaking and childrens parties?
Great!
GriffinHistorical 2 years ago
this is pretty funny!
garenth1988 2 years ago 2
It was planted there by god?
This guys a fucking retard.
Glacies12 2 years ago
ha ha ha,
genius:D
soupie 2 years ago 2
Fantastic. I love satire.!
SOAS007 2 years ago 4
Too bad the Bible said the earth was flat.
And that the sun revolved around the earth.
And that humans are made of dirt.
And that snakes, donkeys, and bushes talk.
And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman.
Other than a few minor details like that,
it's a really scientific book!
Hahahaha!!!!!
Imaginefree69 2 years ago 26
@Imaginefree69 umm no actullay the bible says the earth is round
ZackAttack261 1 year ago
@ZackAttack261 Round and FLAT.
Isaiah 40:22 says the earth is a CIRCLE (Hebrew CHUWG).
Circles are flat, see any dictionary.
(DURE is Old Hebrew for "sphere", but Isaiah used CHUWG)
Daniel 4:10-11a tree that is as tall as the heavens
can be seen from everywhere on the earth
Matthew 4:8 has Jesus viewing the whole earth from a tall mountain
Revelation 1:7 says every eye will see Jesus coming in the clouds.
Daniel, Matthew, and Revelation all require a flat earth.
Well, either flat or bowl-shaped.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago 2
@Imaginefree69 No actually ist says the roundness of the world!, there is also a description of how it free foats in the emptiness of space, Leviticus.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
@Aheadstix85 "actually ist says the roundness of the world!"
Yes, round and FLAT.
"it free foats in the emptiness of space,"
That's not what I found.
The earth does NOT hang on nothing (Job 26:7);
it is hurtling around the sun at 30 kilometres per second.
Nor is it sitting upon pillars (1 Samuel 2:8)
nor upon foundations (Job 38:4, 6),
nor does it have four corners (Isaiah 11:12).
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69
Oh noes ! Someone who ISN'T a moron, and actually has FACTS and verifiable CERTAINTY to back up his post !!
Run, Creationists, run for the flat hills of your flat Earth !!
Flee, Creationbots, from the Bright Light of Education, awareness and lucidity ! Flee back to the dim, flat hole you were spawned from !
allieron 1 year ago
@allieron Well...
my knowledge is the fruit of over forty years
as a pastor and Bible teacher, alas.
I wish that I knew less of the Bible
and had not wasted my entire career...
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69 u sir are ridiculous i see u on videos all the time u are really quite obsessed with pushing your anti God View on others. Shame on you. I read your comments and most of them totally make no sense and some are even lies..My advice to you get a life and stop thinking ya know it all.
Southy706 1 year ago
@Southy706 You have neatly avoided every true fact I have posted.
If all you have to offer is insult and accusation,
why do you bother responding at all?
You accuse me of lying-
I invite you to respond in a mature and responsible manner;
please quote any "lies" and correct them.
Either that or withdraw your accusation and apologize.
I await your adult response.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@Southy706
I see.
You lack the ability to refute my assertions
and you lack the integrity to admit it.
In other words, you are a typical Christian.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69 lol when you are in space and you see the earth far away it looks like a circle
and GOD is GOD he will make himself known even on a sphere
ZackAttack261 1 year ago
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@ZackAttack261 "it looks like a circle"
So the Creator was fooled by perspective?
If the bible is true, infallible and inerrant
then this should read
"the APPARENT circle of the earth"?
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@ZackAttack261 Thank you!. someone who has actually studied the book, finally!!!!.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69 No it does not, the BIble says the earth is round, Isaiah 40:22, look it up!, the planets and solar system, conform to a mathematical equasion!, maths cannot be random.
the BIble also has many scientific facts, i'll be glad to share more.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
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@Aheadstix85 " i'll be glad to share more."
You have not yet provided even ONE scientific fact from the Bible.
When you DO, be sure to include a relevant quote and reference,
as I am about to do:
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69 WTF r u talking about i talk to snakes and donkeys all the time
skateboard469 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69 I don't think the bible says that the sun revolves around the Earth. But here's an interesting one: Bible says Earth was created before the 'heavens', moon stars, etc....and the earth is 6000 years old. But Some stars are billions of light years away from us. That means that those stars had to have been there for billions of years in order for us to see them. We know the distance to closer stars because of triangulation -geometry. So using math+speed of light only, bible is false.
tneighbors 8 months ago
LOL athesist, muslim, gay or women xD
RestlessThoughts 2 years ago 4
You almost got me old chap
RacoonEyes321 2 years ago
Yes. We all know volcanoes are only in non-Christian worlds. Hawaii, Washington, Alaska, Wyoming...
despite America- and Christianity- never came to be until after the 1500s...
kirbyfox31288 2 years ago 4
ROTFL!
worldlystone 2 years ago
Beware: Creationists are so dumb that they could believe you are serious.
hunchbacked 3 years ago 37
I am a Christian and I srongly believe that the earth IS OLD for various reasons and I will give you some of them. 1. Science has proven that the earth is old. 2. Jesus Christ himself siad that " I am the way the Truth and the light." and this means that it would be agianst his nature to be deceptive. A tree looks like it is old becuase it is old and not because God is testing you. 3. The Hebrew word for day means a period of time and not necessairly a twenty-four hour time period.
RockenWesley 3 years ago 5
I do agree, the bible is absolutely brilliant, what other book could brainwash millions of morons like Peter Florida to deny evidence directly in front of him and claim that the most innacurate book in history is the only truth.
Mattrix0 3 years ago
"what other book could brainwash millions of morons like Peter Florida"
what other vid could brainwash people into thinking this wasn't a spoof parody of Creationsists?
I know it is hard to recognize parodies anymore, because the Creationists are so insanely dumb it's hard to tell when someone is pulling your leg.
60sThru80s 3 years ago 4
The tip-off for me was when Peter said "this tiger behind me is violating the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics"
That put me on the floor with laughter. Unfortunately, since Creationists abuse the 2nd Law so often, it's easy to assume he means it.
60sThru80s 3 years ago 6
That's so creative!!
(Not to be confused with creationism).
LMAO
jesusgrc1762 3 years ago
man it's hard to tell a real creationist from a satirist, but usually people with those accents aren't creationists.
mathmexican4234 3 years ago
I do love the way creationists use scientific principles to justify some of their arguments. Yet attack science in other words..... Nice funny parody of creationists views though lol.....
mattyabsley 3 years ago
That's one of the most convincing creationist arguments I've ever seen.
m3141592 3 years ago
LOLZZZZZ!!
RationalJunkie 3 years ago
if u guys didn't understand yes he is joking
Rx78gil 3 years ago
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Ha ha, that was hilarious.
RaveThePainforest 3 years ago
Peter is another word for dick.
Spartacus217 3 years ago
well kids this is what happens when you don't pay attention in school. You become a brainwashed ignorant fool. Things adapt to the environment over thousands of years, it's amazing how dumb people are. I could go into detail and embarras you but I wont waste my breath.
ignorant13 3 years ago
its obviously a parody. this guy is probably an atheist
plam122 3 years ago
lol...and there's san fransico HAHA
very amusing
ziggystartdust72 3 years ago
Thanks alot you little $(#$&(#( you completly set back evolution 300 years with this stupid video...I mean all creationist have to do now to prove evolution is false is point out all the Idiots thinking this was real....since none of them have obviously evolved...their devolving :> *giggles*
On a lighter note, great vid :> I loved it, I had it figured out from the start the way you were talking but nice job :>
wolfwing1 3 years ago
Hello I am Peter Florida and an evolutionist.
Sorry I know I have no evidence to support the theory of evolution - So I have decided to pretend to be normal and make this video.
But watching my video you will understand why I am not a Christian - because I do not want to be under God's moral law..... I blame mutations.... for my condition..... Why cant I find a good mutation?
hume1947 3 years ago
A good mutation? Are you retarded? There are many...you just fail to acknowledge them, and what do you mean by "evolutionist? lol. You're funny, god's moral law? He's the most immoral being I've ever read about!
If god gave me my morality, why do i find him immoral?
Ravindra9689 3 years ago 3
Any way we can hack Westboro Baptist Church's site and put this on there? They'd implode. :D
noone1981 3 years ago
This is the most comprehensive, coherent and thoughtful defence of the Bible I have ever heard! I am off to burn my copy of The Origin Of Species.
huntspillG 3 years ago
this guy is sarcastic right?
cause he sounds like he is and i hope he is
speeps84 3 years ago
Lol I got confused at first too, but yes he is joking XD
ItachiRaikiri 3 years ago
It's actually painful how many people don't realise that this is a piss-take. how can they even operate a computer?
Readingrob 3 years ago 2
ITT: People who don't understand satire.
redmage13 3 years ago
"This tiger behind me is breaking the second law of thermodynamics"
Hahahah!
Also, I have the same T-shirt. Good choice.
Sqrrl101 3 years ago 2
LOL! nice one :)
gerrabath 3 years ago
dinosaur bones were planted by god huh lol. this guy should work for the pope, they r both good at making morons look believeable
PlastikBlakLawnJocky 3 years ago
Some of your points are a little.... yeah but its not as crazy as evolution.
ZuiLung 3 years ago
Hats off to you.
Love the tiger: closed system.
5telios 3 years ago 2
Was this a joke? Or does he seriously belive everything he just said?
2087546 3 years ago
Are you serious?
zam626 3 years ago
Great piss take. God the joker planting fossils to fool us.
thesombrerogalaxy 3 years ago
That was a little odd.... But the point is that Carbon dating doesnt work. No scientist would be suprised if that were true because science corrects its self almost all the time.
ZuiLung 3 years ago
...then gay is a conduct, not an ethnicity.
divine137 3 years ago
atheist and muslim are not ethnicity.
ZuiLung 3 years ago
deceptive people and ignorant people need to stop conning people into thinking that it is science vs "religion"...it is religion vs religion and scientist interpretions vs scientist interpretations. evolutionists dodge facts to see the picture they've made up in their minds.
divine137 3 years ago
evolutionists, if they are genuine, are scientists, and evolution is as close as we will get to the truth. what you just said reminds me of the 'theory of evolution according to god' on family guy. jeannie has her hands above her head and shes wigglin that nose to make a guy in a suit, the easter bunny and a gas pump show up. you lose, go sit down
PlastikBlakLawnJocky 3 years ago
love the satire
great video..
clearevil 3 years ago
Haha a "Lie-a-sour".
Thank you for making fun of ridiculous people.
witchhunter624 3 years ago
Outstanding. I laughed out loud several times. The irony seems to be lost on alot of people, judging by the comments. I'm going to favourite this one.
Soundgarden4eva 3 years ago
god put religion on earth to test us whether we are gullible.
We have been conned and scared into believeing absolute fantasy!
The bible needs to be under glass and inside a museum!
It's a disgrace for all the B.S.
beckpod1 3 years ago
You had me going there for the first 35 or so seconds. Bravo.
BoozyBeggar 3 years ago 2
You forgot to mention how the Earth is flat and covered by a dome, and how God invented NASA and Geometry to test our faith ;)
califoniania 3 years ago 4
? your a fucking idiot... dinosaurs put here by God to test us? trick us? omg... God is a funny guy. And this video is just retarded, before you make statements get your head out of your vagina.
hlkline 3 years ago
wow. I think you'll find that you're (notice the spelling) the idiot.
tmcthree 3 years ago
funny as hell!
Intiminator99 3 years ago
very nicely done.
an internet to you sir
jok3r07 3 years ago
lol it was put there by god because it just doesn't happen that way. Thats a super good reason or you can find a why it did happen! very funny!
killerslick 3 years ago
"look forward to those big bastards coming and killing the shit out of you"
LOL
malignantpoodle 3 years ago 2
you are right... genesis can tell us a lot about how the earth was created... you forgot to say that the dinosaurs eat plants and that we used to play with them,,, and also that the scientist are hiding the truth about the flood where the all loving god drowned everybody!!!
danielzepeda66 3 years ago
More backward, stoneheaded creationist drivel...but we like to hear it just for a good laugh and it's entertainment value. Otherwise, it's just plain sad.
WishboneAshFan 3 years ago
This is well good!
leonardski89 3 years ago
I know what he is. He is a LOSERSAUR...
matanglawinX 3 years ago
Haha, loved the dancing rabbits and the lava lamp. Five stars to you, good sir!
bkutzle 3 years ago
James, you win yet again.
Why not retire and give some other people a chance?
SSBBOriginalMusic 3 years ago
I shall have to buy alot of insect replant xDDD
SwebbWiilover 3 years ago
This is great comedy Not great acting But great comedy
jfs78 3 years ago
A plague of locusts are coming to batter all atheists, muslims, gays and women. Glad I'm an atheist..I don't think I could live without women.
ltm7hsd 3 years ago
I don't think we have to worry about this guy passing on his genes... Thank his god.
kingcox9 3 years ago
You do realize this video was a joke.
SuperStingray 3 years ago
"The tiger itself is a closed system" ????
Does that mean tigers don't eat or poop? As a former zookeeper I have to say that's total nonsense...I've cleaned up lots of tiger poop and fed tigers lots of meat.
for those who don't know...a closed system is one in which matter and energy never enter or leave the system. Maybe this video is a joke, but if they guy who made it is serious, then he's a total IDiot.
Oh, and the moon is not "half way" between the earth and the sun
fishcious 3 years ago
Fuck christianity and long live science! Cheers!
winterstellar 3 years ago 6
Hilarious. I work at a Natural History Museum in Kansas, and I'd like to remake this video, except with our sacrilegious evolution exhibit. Is that okay with you?
synthiacat 3 years ago
Go for it! Be sure to link me to it!
Psythor 3 years ago
When you trade discussion and argument for mockery, you begin to masturbate your elitist ego.
Instead of confronting points from educated scientists that don't agree with the theory of evolution, you cherry-pick your favorite things to make fun of from anti-evolutionists and then you and your elitist friends can sit around and high-five each other about how awesome you are by comparison.
Hope you're having fun, because this drivel serves no other purpose.
mistersneak 3 years ago
creationists deserve nothing more than to be shat upon by the people in this world who actually exhibit some intelligence by not buying into the stupid religious rhetoric that tells them that a magic man living in the sky created everything in existence in a few days by waving his fingers and saying it's so. so fuck you
babypoopface 3 years ago 3
Thereby confirming that you're an elitist. Thanks!
mistersneak 3 years ago
And driving the conversation away from all the poorly constructed points that you lost to common sense by name calling with words you don't even know the meaning of confirms that you are an ignorant self biased person speaking out of your asshole. Do you know that the best definition of "elitist" is being "elite" which by definition means to be considered the best in a particular society or category? So really I don't mind your compliment on behalf of ignorance thank you for calling me the best!
babypoopface 3 years ago
it's entertaining and funny. get bent you stick in the mud.
neveruse513 3 years ago
Excellent. I must admit for a couple of minutes I was fooled.
DavidGwilliam 3 years ago
Very clever and quite funny.
I loved the humans evolving from rabbits because they were dancing.
LOL!!
Dookiestix 3 years ago 2
Locusts...
Plague the Earth once everyone realizes how stupid they are for being atheist, Muslim, gay or Women.
LOL!!!!!!
converse02 3 years ago 3
The people taking this seriously need to evolve a brain.
aarghapanda 3 years ago
and he was NOT designed intelligently...sadly much of the human race is unintelligently! Comment on that one. Are you really even British, because most people in England do not attend church!
cassandracollins 3 years ago
He just needs a girlfriend..or boyfriend or something. Why would a creationist use science to debunk science? You Tube as sure allowed me to see people I would never talk to in public. Why not walk through a church and explain faith? Unreal. Evolution is one side and religion on the other and I fine with that fact. Sorry I am not a church attendee.
cassandracollins 3 years ago
You're not all that bright are you?
froheadedyeti1 3 years ago
What a hoot! This guy's g-o-o-d...
spookysaurus 3 years ago
"...and San Francisco" ROFL! Best line of the spoof.
And lava lamps are evidence of unintelligent design.
CrucieFiction 4 years ago
hahahah he is takin the pisssssss!! well done
drconz 4 years ago
Yay mockery! =)
someweirdgayguy 4 years ago
funny mockery of creation/bible science. i liked it.
"To claim that it is impossible to believe something small could come from nothing and gradually increase in complexity and evolve to what we know today makes more sense than to claim that god, the most complex being one can imagine, which is above the laws of nature, spontaneously appeared and designed all. We constantly find imperfections in nature and under developments."
Mrjiggums 4 years ago