Good News Week - Akmal Saleh On The Couch

[greasychipy]

LMFFAAOOO

[raphaelduffy]

i think australia has a national akmal quota that it cant exceed for fear of what he might say, he is often in ads for stuff that they dont feature him in

[MrDeylen07]

Just got back from seeing Akmal, he told the full Rockhampton story hahaha

The word wasn't actually "cock"

Something beginning in the same letter hahaha ;)

[NicolettaBellaa]

"if i offend anyone from rock hampton....GO AND GET FUCKED."

[Biosh0ck3r]

i wanna kick in the teeth cock?:3

[Biosh0ck3r]

i fucking hate rackhampton to Akmal, i lived in that shithole for oh maybe 2-3 FREAKIN YEARS!!!

[Imortals300]

i went to his show in gosford and he mentioned the rockhampton incident and the whole story about him and friends thinking it would be hilarious to dress as arabs on a kids plane ride and his friend not backing him up when he got punched.

[777rafanadal]

i know exactly what happened in rockhampton!!! He told us when he came into our school!!!

[theheartsatlantic]

'Akmal is a good name actually it means complete. complete fuckwitt'.

[TheDoogerox]

lol its funny cause i liv in rockhampton lmao

[Tobestar100]

i want an Akmal bobble head!

[VeYzZii]

Akmal is fucking awesome.

[jettison27]

aaaah :D <3

[CalamityM]

Love Akmal. Gods I miss this show ^_^

[deviatea]

R.I.P good news week

[Zingsta]

If I offended anyone from Rockhampton...GO AND GET FUCKED loooool

[erikajoymae]

I would actually want a small Akmal in my house saying:

'YOU WANT A KICK IN THE TEETH COCK?"

[kunaldhinio]

they should just have him every week on the couch!

[sporty3331]

Terror dactle

[aus2045]

I like in Rockhampton, and I hate the fucking place, most people are fucking wank-stains, 90% of the cunts cant read or write, all the women are fat, dumb and hideously ugly, I cant wait to get out of the shit hole.

[dario8needshelpio8]

@aus2045 i used to live in yeppoon XP :P

its not thattt bad

its better than tasmania, at least they have the correct number of limbs :p

[aus2045]

@dario8needshelpio8 look again. Up here they have more than they are ment too. I met a girl last Saturday night that had a penis. Welcome to Rockhampton!

[deviatea]

@aus2045 really? what is the root of the problem? your comment seems extreme, is this correct, heat of the moment? thanks

[WorldSacred]

@aus2045 You live in Depot Hill, don't you?

[forshizzled1]

@lyco46 you wouldnt last 5 seconds in australia without getting your ass kicked

[kiwiifruiit]

@forshizzled1 bullshit

[lyco46]

@forshizzled1 been here 4 years big man 

[MegaRayJon]

You want a kick in the teeth, cock?

[lala6912345]

why in the fuck are these retards talking about fish on this video? some people...

on the other hand, fuck i love gnw, beats all the american bullshit on tv these days

[BobJoeFraklin]

"they gave me a lift home!"

[BkNicho]

Ok, Im from Rockhampton. Not happy about being part of Afganistan. One bad person ruined his whole veiw on the town. Still good comic though apart from my WANTING TO KICK HIS SISTA IN THE TEETH TO GIVE HIM A MT MORGAN CIRCUMCISION.

[minimeowns1]

Do you want a kick in the teeth? COCK!

[mumandtwins]

and he said last night Whyalla was the best place he been LOL right out front of Harvey Norman store here LOL

[ItsTraviss]

LOL for 'silence', he was expecting akmal to say, "I KILL YOU".

[nugzyss]

@spiggstime yeah.... heaps of cod up here, have not been fishing in a while though which sucks... yr 12 is so hard :/ oh well.... wow, melbourne... thats unlucky with the stuff you get, wish you could get more so i could visit more often...

[nugzyss]

@spiggstime we didnt get along at first but as you have seen it has settled down..... im from wodonga, its in victoria

[AgentTasmania]

@spiggstime

It's "Gahn"

[rohannesburg]

That guy with the bowling joke is soo lame

[nugzyss]

@rohannesburg that guy is frank woodley and he is a legend in the comedy industry

[rohannesburg]

@nugzyss compared to Akmal, Mikey Robins and other comical genius', he is nothing

[nugzyss]

@rohannesburg than you obviously have not seen anything that he has done

[AgentTasmania]

@nugzyss

Obviosly he has seen plenty of Frank f**king Woodley.

[nugzyss]

@AgentTasmania have you?

[AgentTasmania]

@nugzyss

Tonnes unfortunately.N

ever, not ONCE has any of it been even mildy entertaining

[nugzyss]

@AgentTasmania well, that sucks for you then

[AgentTasmania]

@nugzyss

You are the only person i have ever encountered who thinks he is funny.

[nugzyss]

@AgentTasmania i just like him.... i enjoyed the show he did with colin lane called lano and woodley ... he isnt as bad as others i have seen

[AgentTasmania]

I have seen that. Ity's just as bad as everything else those two have done.

[nugzyss]

@AgentTasmania ok then fair enough... everyone has an opinion.. i just chose to like it, not that i have liked anything else they have done

[AgentTasmania]

@rohannesburg

Frank Woodley. He, Colin Lane, Jason Byrne and Julia Morris are what I know as 'repeat offenders', they appear on the show frequently and are never funny. apart from Jason's mimes I mean NEVER

[Aussie4lifebra]

hahahahahahah



[kane18O]

i live in yeppoon like 30 mins drive to rocky and when ever i go there i feel dirty

[scentonelad]

KICK IN THE TEETH COCK

[AgentTasmania]

I agree, the world needs more Akmal

[AgentTasmania]

The Life of Akmal is a great book, perhaps my favourite fairy tale. seriosuly, Either that or he had a really colourfull life.

[01charg]

LOL i live near rocky and definitely know what hes talking about plenty of white trash there... but its not too bad

[shcnoozlebop]

i wish they made akmal bobble-head dolls for dashboards that say "you want a kick in the teeth, cock?" evey time you get in. i would so have one.

[THELUCASKONG]

ahkmal is so funny

[NoodleFreak1]

I live in yeppoon which is half an hour away from rocky and thats where we go for like the movies and big shopping and ITS A HOLE and all the people there are assholes but its improving

[TheMrBoxiee]

@NoodleFreak1 im not an arsehole i live there ..... its not such a hole if you have lived some the places i have

[NoodleFreak1]

@TheMrBoxiee not everyone there is an arsehole but some are you must know that like come on

[AgentTasmania]

Terror...Dactyl

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

I always thought Paul is gay to.

[aznrex14]

DJ Cotts brought me here!! :D

[AgentTasmania]

Regarding Adam Spencer "It's scary, like Akmal with a brain"

I like the proposition of removing an undesirable chunk of here and put in a place like Afghanistan.

[dinkster751]

what a load of shit

[MizzYEAHYEAHYEAH]

I love his giggle and they way he laughs at his own jokes...

[MusicalMeegz]

"Does this look like I'm going bowling?"

...classic!

[mhull14]

im from rockhampton and i love it; well not for the fact that he cancelled his tour the other day caus of that bitch but yeah

[GodsGroover]

haha I love Matt Preston's laugh at 7:58 lol

[ShootTheReaper]

CANT. BREATHE. SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.

YA WANT A KICK IN THE TEETH COCK?

[lyco46]

Austrailians suck at comedy you guys would want to look at shows like 8 out of 10 cats and QI to see what real comedy is all about

and as for that forced patronizing SNEERING smug prick of a host

its fucking shit.....

ever wonder why its not aired in other countries ???

CASUE ITS A BIG PILE OF STEAMY SHIT !!!!!

[iamborat100]

@lyco46 U mad bro??

[zombiemusicbox]

@lyco46 dude chill. if you dont like it dont watch it,

[midnightmaniclk92]

@lyco46 no it hasent aired in other countries because it's AUSTRALIAN humour, and no one else would get it.

and come on, chill. as another guy said: if you don't like it don't watch it!

people came here to have a good laugh, and it's people like you that ruin it.

you go back to your shows and well go back to ours

[lyco46]

@midnightmaniclk92 thats a cop out humour is humour if its good enough it will transcend any colloquialisms....i'm being a bit hard on ozzys cause there's shit tv everywhere but this stuff wouldnt even make the cutting room floor.... i'm just pissed cause i cant get any grass and my wife is starting to look like a refrigerator

at least i still have jebus

[CatastophicMischeif]

@lyco46 Want a kick in the teeth COCK?????

[lyco46]

@CatastophicMischeif Sure why not ......great reply ....twice....well done

[TheSnoopyfan96]

@lyco46 Did you ever think there thing stuffed up?

[CatastophicMischeif]

@lyco46 Want a kick in the teeth, COCK?????

[scorch767]

@lyco46 Yeah... and you suck at spelling and grammar...

Also, life. Suck on my AUSTRALIAN cock!

[lyco46]

@scorch767 whatever blows your hair back i'm not gay myself but if thats your thing... knock yourself out....its probably been a long time so I understand why your so desperate

But no thanks......keep laughin at shit jokes

[flyer0101]

@lyco46 It hasn't aired in other counties because Australians enjoy a different type of comedy and I myself love good news week its one of the funniest shows out there besides every one has there own opinions on comedy

[erikajoymae]

@lyco46 If you hate Australian comedy so much and call it shit then WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS VIDEO? If you think it's shit don't watch it and keep your comments to yourself.

[lyco46]

@erikajoymae cause I cant find any "good "ozzy comedy chris lilley was good but his new stuff is shit and steve hughes thats it rest is just dad joke comedy

piss poor bland Americanized rubbish

[Lolmanx200]

i was touched by my uncle

[smitty8833]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[falkruin]

KEEP REPLAYING AT 8:09 FUNNY SHIT IMAO!!!

[GodsGroover]

@falkruin LOL I did that!!!!!!! hella funny :)

[khmsalhuas1]

what city is he talking about?

[nerdzizzle]

@khmsalhuas1 rockhampton, it's a place in Australia.

[TomoTheGuitarMan]

akmal is the king

[insurgentdude]

YE WANT A KICK IN THE TOITH CAWK?

[bushbabe9]

soo true akmal everyone should have you. you are my favourite comedian

[Joeyybrooo]

I live in ROckhampton. Akmal is the funniest dude Ever. He is epic.

[xoxLove2Dancexox]

hahah want a kick in the teeth cock

[DEATH2thaSTUpid]

"wanna kick in the teeth cock?" a typical rockhampton greeting.......a typical moree greeting.."im gunna kick the cunt outta ya"

[rosieham]

garrrn get facked! i hope the bogan that punched him saw this haha

[Neolegend115]

"if i affended anyone from rockhampton, GOIN GEH FUCKED!!"

comedy gold

[QuirkyGirl12345]

terror?

..dactyl

Comedy Gold, Ladies and Gentlemen!

[Impact2us]

YOU WANNA KICK IN THE TEETH COCK??

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Interagatesy]

Paul sounds soo encredibly sexy 0:54 - 1:00 *drool espesh that "okay"... mmmm XD

[clay2606]

Why are all you haters even watching this if you hate the show so much?

[kev3d]

A bad show for bad comics. This, along with 7pm project (well the show wouldn't be so bad were it not for the insufferable dick Charlie Pickering), Talkin' bout your generation, Thank God You're Here and Hey Hey, Its Saturday make my blood boil, they are so stupid. Chasers could be funny, but mainly it was just guys being dicks. No wonder Australia imports lame American comedy like Here's Lucy and Green Acres; that shit is better than the domestic stuff. Bring back Paul Hogan, a REAL comedian.

[ForgetTheLight]

@kev3d

7pm Project is just hyped up media bullshit. Hey Hey is great for two or three episodes, before it gets monotonous and Thank God Your Here was just mind-numbingly boring. Chasers had their highs and lows.

[DrWena123]

@ForgetTheLight the chaser are awesome but they need another big stunt like apec

[kazzles79]

@kev3d if you don't like it so much quit fucking complaining. I'm sick of people who complain about these shows. Don't like them? don't fucking ruin it for others. k thanks :)

[kev3d]

@kazzles79 A. Freedom of Speech. B. Its a little hypocritical to attack me for going after something I don't like when all I am doing is something that you do not like. C. Maybe there is a slight, tiny, minuscule, microscopic chance that my comments will be read by some TV producer who will be inspired to actually make shows that are, you know, funny. D. Good News Week blows.

[kazzles79]

@kev3d how about you build a bridge and get over it. Don't like it? No one cares. Just don't go ruining it for others with your comments. And oh another thing, if you think its crap, why don't you show the world you can find something better? or make something better? Have some class.

[kev3d]

@kazzles79 How does one "ruin it" by pointing out how hopelessly unfunny Akmal & crew actually are? You say no one cares...well apparently you do by responding. You like lame comedy, good for you, jerk off to Akmal all day if it suits you, but I'm not going to stop complaining about that asshole (and Good News Week) just because one of his fanboys thinks he's cool. I don't need to "get over" anything, I'm perfectly at ease with my hatred of shit comedy.

[kazzles79]

@kev3d clearly you have no sense of humour. Akmal is a bloody legend. I'd like to see you do better. Anyways bye for now.

[MelovElmo]

@kev3d erm, hello, comdians on a tv and given topics to make fun of...sounds pretty funny to me :)

[kev3d]

@MelovElmo In theory, it should be. But there is a flaw; it is assumed that Comedians are funny, which Akmal is not (Paul McDermott isn't exactly funny either). It all serves to prove the greater point; Australia has a severe comedy deficit. Were this not the case, GO!, 7Mate and other channels would not have to rely so heavily on american and british imports.

[MelovElmo]

@kev3d Every body has a different humor, and GO 7mate have to cause we dont have enough of out own stuff, and well, Aussie shows on T.V are pretty shite.

and I may find Akmal and Paul some of the most humorous people out but u dont. I mean I really dont find Paul Hogan funny so dont troll on videos i mean if someone says oh Paul hogans a fuckwit on a youtube video with him, they would get the same response as you have.

also with freedom of speech.fair enough but sometimes keep your mouth shut.

[kev3d]

@MelovElmo Alright, I will compromise; I'll shut up when Akmal says something funny.

[kbs01]

@kev3d

the reason why Australia is lacking in comedy shows is because we don't sit on our arse all day watching tv like most of america. television isn't a big part of our lives.

british imports? LOL dont make me laugh.

[kev3d]

@kbs01 Yes because we all know watching cricket is so much better.

[todosbien]

gnw is only funny when akmal is on! otherwise it's the shitest show on tv!

[cheesyNwaffle]

@todosbien Don't forget Ross Noble!

[rohannesburg]

GOIN GEH FACKED!, lol man best Bogan accent!

[lenix2034]

the three people that dislike this are obviuosly from Rockhampton....and they need a kick in the teeth

[rohannesburg]

Aww God he's fuckn hilarious!, Him and Tahir should do stand up together, They should get Tahir on the show lol

[sdauz]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome....this is both spam and a comment

[98mrnasr]

you wanna a kick in the the toys kok

[pup4944]

@98mrnasr

i think he says, "you wanna a kick in the teeth cock.'

:)

[98mrnasr]

@pup4944 thanks

[legend563]

@98mrnasr clearly ur not aussie if u dont understand wat he is sayin >.<

[scotttyification]

i was born rokhampton and there is people like that unfortunetly :( haha

[cogee123]

this never gets old! XD XD

[MagicMirror981]

"Terror?" "dactyl"

[bluefire3113]

lol i'm from Rockhampton..... its a hole. He is sooooooo funny :D

[SSIKness666]

damn that was sooo entertaining, especially all the dissing on Rockhampton he said. and i should know, i used to live there! what a hole.. for those who've never been to Rockhampton in Australia, heed this warning, you'll be disappointed. it's nothing but a hole. thumbs up everyone who agrees!! =)

[001Oasis]

wanna kick in de teeth cock /lol

[DaWogBoyz]

wanna kick in the teeth cock?

[uncreativeranter]

his book is going for $35 in Dymocks. If the book wasn't so damned expensive i probably would have bought it. I thought his 280 shovels in 280 cartons was hilarious. It just goes to show he had adjustment problems & I'm sure he had ADD because he was bored with menial type work & alot more witty than the other robots on the job. He questioned Christianity & prefers discussing issues with Monty python than philosophizing with any clergyman. His first ad as 18yr male needed for work was a riot.

[w0lf3nst3inET]

akmal: i said good things later,, his wife: yeah bullshit

akmal: i lvoe that she doesnt have a dick,, ok a small one,, HAHHAHA

[w0lf3nst3inET]

yeah its pretty much a load of shit liek that book.. xD (masterchef guys book)

[w0lf3nst3inET]

haha Fuk you cok!

[krazzykezz]

"We should remove Rockhampton from Australia and put it in Aphganistan"

HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it! Akmal is awesome!

[krazzykezz]

"We should remove Rockhampton from Australia and put it in Aphganistan"

HELL YES!!!!!!!! Love it! Akmal is a legend

[UberNoodleX]

So, Paul is gay, is that right? So Akmal didn't realise that?

[HoneypotExplosion]

@UberNoodleX Paul is not gay. He has a wife and a son.

[UberNoodleX]

@HoneypotExplosion Oh ... I was told once by a few people that he was gay. Oh well. I had accepted it and moved on with life anyway.

[teodor91]

@HoneypotExplosion

But, in the words of Jeff Dunham

"Good Cover"

:D

[NomiDestro]

@HoneypotExplosion Indeed, he's just rather flamboyant.

[AgentTasmania]

@NomiDestro

It's called 'Swank'

[001Oasis]

@UberNoodleX dude wtf man

[mybundythebear]

@UberNoodleX Nope, he's not gay. He's just a great actor. See Sammy J and Randy one. Hilarious!!!

[lenix2034]

@UberNoodleX - HE IS SOOOO GAY, NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

[Phantom2232]

@UberNoodleX josh thomas is gay

[ben4life18]

wtf is a hekkel

[QuickEvoBoi]

@ben4life18 When someone gives the comedian on stage shit: eg. "Your shit cunt get off the stage!"

[cogee123]

i would love a akmal! XD

[UberNoodleX]

I grew up in Rocky and I have to say that I'm a little surprised he was treated that way ... but only because I have to.

[JezzaTang]

@UberNoodleX Ha I grew up in rocky as well and it doesn't suprise me in the least :)

[MilitantPeaceist]

The only time I went to Rockhapton, I was hitch hiking. The cops searched me, picked me up & dropped me to the other side (1988)

Nice to see things haven't changed much ;)

[kirstin392]

hahaha im from rockhampton and im totally not suprised someone said that too him!! i love akmal he is fucking hilarious

[Emikero]

Ok, if I offended anyone in Rockhampton...GO GET FUCKED! XD

[piratesmilecat]

you want a kick in the teeth, cock?!

xD

[sarz911]

hahahahaha I live in Rockhampton its a fucking hole, and now one but losers like liveing here. Go arkmarl

[BradleyC654]

XD I love Akmal's humor he can make a joke about anything

Reminds me of my own :D haha

[dario8needshelpio8]

i used to live near rockampton

[ACSKUKSIESTHEBEST]

fail u suck rockhampton