The Google Toilet: SuperNews!

[HCHotPenguin]

This isn't google toilet this is ACTA

[MrGeomusic]

I wanna kill myself listening that girl, its like listen two cats scratching a chalkboard!!!

[lilpartyboy]

I wish someone rubbed my stomach while I was dropping a load...

[skozik9]

ACTA and SOAP...

[ecatepec69]

I don't care I'm still a google slave

[TheDadgum2011]

0:53 censored



[GTSreviewer]

If SOPA passes, Google will be our worst enemy, already that got sued over the built in tracking software in their phones.

[andreirocks1992]

@GTSreviewer i thought that Google opposes SOPA :)

[natebardwell]

He didn't wipe his ass.

[JunttaKakko]

In the end it should be more like "Your way up in our ass!"

[streaker300]

OH SNAP

[MingmingHill400]

"STDs: Lots of 'em" lol XD

[HIPERMEGAMUNDOCOMPU]

This is the reason of why I hate android

[almouloudi]

@HIPERMEGAMUNDOCOMPU In really Google does not track your phone with Android just it is used funny here .

[1955Checkers]

Doesn't Google own YouTube? Wake up, folks!

[JmacKiller09]

ill never use Google again 

[almouloudi]

@JmacKiller09 You can't do it really .

[Thelegoterrapin]

If Google wanted the world they woulda had it...

Try XKCD 792

[thetetrisgod5]

Nothing,

Google Condom

Google Underwear

Google Doctor

[almouloudi]

@thetetrisgod5 You didn't mention Google dreams among them .

[weirdstrokes]

i think i will back and use Pigeon to send Mails. Worst thing it will take ages to deliver to the party, Technology is scary now days.

[ostiBG]

Sad but true

[manoharan24]

hahaha

[AmericanStandardFan1]

lol

[LuvHappinessLuvPain]

most of the comments are totally unintelligent, i bet these peolple would be happy with shiney metals and different colors on screen and react the same way

[enderossel]

lol google toilet

[nicksavior11]

and now the government can actually do that

[enderossel]

LOL GOOGLE TOILET HOW MORE SH*T HOW MORE INFO

[yozo67]

Toxicollagy report: Fiber: Low STD's: Lot of 'em

[blanzo1337]

"what.. this is private stuff here"

[blacknwhitestripe]

Dammm true! I hate the fact that google is such a double edged blade. Of course, most of you don't even no what I mean so I'll just shut up now....

[xawery81]

future...

[TheSupaCamaMan]

@Ghastly10 that would revolutionize fapping.

[onurk1998]

Trop drôle

[partygirl594]

Pyaar manga hai

[cellphonesrock76]

LOL.

[Khazydija]

TAYLOR SWIFT ;)))

[dudinbadudin123]

Woah. He's searching for Taylor Swift.. Good.

[gaybradtaylor]

I like it when people stare at me when I'm taking a shit!!!!!!!!

[carabookid]

@gaybradtaylor yeah it's a fetish

[ForeverPinkFashion99]

Lol

[demaru56]

now I know where Facebook got the idea to follow me around

[trulireventeit]

the dude tries so hard to sound like charlie day

[Tuonela0]

smells like "1984"

[antonygijo]

superb

[DenverJohnBradley]

his shorts came up magically

[jonnyozzman]

PS youtube is owned by google so I say this to the government, MOTHER FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAGGOTS REGULATING THE GOD DAMNED INTERNET IS TAKING OUR MOTHER FUCKING RIGHTS SO FUCK OFF GOD DAMNED GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!

[jonnyozzman]

"google. We're way up your ass."

Jesus Christ. This is true. Now the government is forcing google to look through people's information and they're going to regulate the internet, so if they don't like how you're living, you won't be able to use the internet ever again.

[azoz158]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's so fun

[MrGreatness4ever]

that was great

[meeeeetaaaaal]

i see someone hates Google !!!!

[BlackOfTheWest]

And this is why I have Ad block

[GaburIoana]

Va pune pe ganduri?:))

[MrMihai1997]

@GaburIoana poate



[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

It won't update your Facebook status, it will update your Google+ status

[lurconis666]

Hey pal, you registered for a free toilet!

[MSTHE1399]

0:46 we know what you shtting

[manluvf]

i didnt put my real name in FB

[TheColorlessEye]

shitception

[XXXERXXES]

In Russia, your toilet flushes you

[Jothike]

haha

[H3LLi0N72]

Scary thing is this could happen.....lol. Everything but the s**t analysing loo is virtually true anyway ;).

[bytesud]

crazy!!!

[Giradox]

Why is "shit" censored? It IS shit, so why not say shit?

I don't get it.

[jtrageser]

ROFL this is fkin hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

[97malthe]

3.668 vid ?!?!?!?!  OMFG

[tairinepaula]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk google

[Washiolka664]

Its actually true except the part with the toilet.

[BigMrMoe]

he didnt wipe

[almouloudi]

@BigMrMoe Yes .

[EgaoNoGenki]

@BigMrMoe Google has these kinds of toilets in their headquarters (and probably their new offices in New York as well.) If he used the nozzle, he wouldn't need paper. /watch?v=XiO6TQPmfpg

[animals113]

GOOGLE IS CRAZY O_o

[globalzombietion]

Today I read than in order to upload videos longer than 15 minutes I must give my mobile phone number to google to verify that I am in control of my youtube account, for my..safety. If I wasn't in control of my account and someone else was, two things, 1st the real account holder is a bloody idiot for not reporting it and

2nd what stops the "pirate" from giving a phone number that he will use only once? Fuck you google, no tracking data for me, at least not from my phone.

[globalzombietion]

@globalzombietion And third why the fuck does it matter who controls the account? Me, my grandma and our dog we all upload videos and as long as they meet the community guidelines it should be nobody's business who uploaded it, get it?

[ZEDW1]

Google helping America go down the drain.

LOLS

[zintex8]

@ZEDW1 Oh... I thought it was more like... McDonalds... :3

[ZEDW1]

@zintex8

No McDonalds is helping the world get up sized.

[Six2wo]

nice vid

[kilgorcjk]

the toilet has a tongue.

[kasperkid2001]

@kilgorcjk thats what japanese toilets are :D

[TheStargatefan1000]

@kilgorcjk how else could it talk?

[joannamagg13]

Taylor Swift!! <33

[MiguelAMX1]

Im sure google doesnt give a fuck about you unless your a suspect.

[elasticweed]

Just me who noticed the guy never washed his hands?

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

what if somebody had not signed up for any social net works and they had a google toilet?

[GFedFan]

@MegaAwesomeMe1 It creates an account for you.

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

@GFedFan then how would i know what my user is? if they make me one 

[GFedFan]

@MegaAwesomeMe1 Well, the toilet does talk...

[leontas2007]

reality hurts

[DazzaInDubai]

follow @XVIPopeBenidict it's halarious

[zalien6]

I don't really care. it's called ad blocker guy! and i really don't care if google knows what i'm searching up i have nothing to be embarrassed about in all honesty this video is more true about facebook than google haha

[buymac]

you really have to be very stupid to think that Googles services are free.

[ErasedFromExistance]

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[Peterowsky]

good thing I dont live in the U.S.A.

[Peterowsky]

really hate adds

[Texmurphy51]

This is what the Tea Party is all about.

Getting Gov out of your Ass

[CrazyBot999]

If google EVER stops working, forever. Some peoples lives would be changed. In both ways, bad and good.

[jingjong12]

He forgot to wipe...

[iElla94]

google is srsly gonna take ove the world. o_o

[LITEtrickshot]

im never using a toilet

[Ghastly10]

Hey I wonder if they will have Google Bed :D

[TheJermanRamirez]

You lose your privacy as soon as you are connected to the internet. all websites track you- all Google does is give companies another source(a big one at that).

and some apple apps can record your info as well.

[pwnrzero]

Youtube is owned by Google.

[MarbalTm]

And that is why i use Yahoo Mail.

[osama0404]

THIS SHIT IS UNFORTUNATELY REAL !!!

[yoyocolectivo]

soooooooooooooooo reall!!!

[CarsonGrover]

Its funny because they're making fun of Google via Youtube when Google owns Youtube.

[itisjinzo]

1984.

[Blackstarentertainer]

And that y i use bing

[Narsilia85]

X'D Jesus Christ XD

[brutaka359]

WHAT HAPPANED TO LA LA LA LA COUNTRY!? lol xD

[WillsaurusTV]

it's funny because i use google chrome :P

[BoxFaction]

least google won't end up like myspace, its going down with a fight

[radkid1]

2:08 funny

[BubbleSmoker1]

lol

[NewBlastAchmed]

Epic.

[bestdudeever765]

oh fucking hell o_o

[XxTylerxX56]

i watch this every time i go on you tube haha

[TheDJCreeps]

Google isn't like that lol it's facebook

[Stoleurname]

@TheDJCreeps Google is indeed like that. Believe me. They was analysing my shit once... Fo' real.

[maxumProductions]

@TheDJCreeps googles like that now that we got google plus

[fotakatos]

@TheDJCreeps

Haven't heard about Google Plus, have you?

[SharynSomeLuv]

Love it lol

[animeaddt]

LMAO

[MADFACE01BG]

HAHAAAA ITS VERY FUNY :D

[TheWilfred007]

This is the best video of all time

[vincent6445]

Google is the ultimate creeper.

[XxTylerxX56]

this is funny

[Me2ever77]

LOL

[jbdyoni]

and he has a terrible ringtone as well!

[WorldofWarcraft928]

Fuck! one day this year when i was in school our math teacher brought up google stealing everyones information and emailing it to friends and family...

[MPSYou2]

LOL

[brutus569]

and thats why i hate google

[kawatzaki]

@brutus569 google own's youtube, so if you post here, they will know it, and US army will get to your bathroom.

[brutus569]

@kawatzaki NOOOOOO!!! DARN YOU GOOGLE!!!! DARN YOU!!!!!

[Tome4kkkk]

I'm looking for top worlds forums and websites on privacy online. Can you drop few? It's about time to take some real steps.

[pkemonfan101]

I'm sorry but Google said, "... in addition, we will not target ads based on sensitive information, such as race, religion, sexual orientation, health, or sensitive financial categories." There is no way Google can do this.

But it's still funny.

[Patkuuxd]

żal ? :\\ ha ha ha ha

[Marcin18x]

@Patkuuxd Wyłącz tą jebaną rihanne i pomyśl chwile nad sensem tego filmiku.

[warrkrymez]

Google doesn't need to record your info, your internet service provider already does that and they have everything.

[ADRENELINEDUDE]

Google. RULES.

[privatesir11]

its better then iToilet

[aloosh658]

@privatesir11 seriously they will never make apple is such a douche bag

[TheJermanRamirez]

@privatesir11 with the itoilet you can only use itoilet paper, and a ibathrom ...

[mikesveryownags]

This is something I would expect on Fox TV along with Simpsons, American Dad, or Bobs Burgers, but CURRENT?

[NeonKazma1]

if i was the one to see a freaking toilet talking, id shit myself.

[mrmikkedotcom]

hehe, so true!

[giorgiv18]

does anyone want to buy cataloged information of my shit?

[nickia1988]

that's why I have no interest in Google+ . You can't let one company have so much power over you.

[venuscxr]

look at the ads by google in the end of the video.=D

"so we can serve advertisement specifically targeted to your lifestyle"

lolz so true.

[philena30]

Art imitates life.. Life imitates art. Go Google+

[28fredt]

i am scared of google now.....ITS A CONPIRACY!

[ZX923]

gud like that

[rynexmkIII]

omg,,,,

[cruciphile]

quit trying to sell me cars!! i aint buying!!

[Riki137x]

So in future, if they hacked google, it can ruin my life permanently. Something worse then getting my VISA hacked.

[obedcr]

You ALWAYS "Agree" to what they're going to do before you enjoy the free service. It's as simple as: If you don't agree to everything on the agreement.... DON'T CLICK ON 'I AGREE'

[linuslillen01]

at 1:09 it says "STDs: Lots of em."

[TheWwweee]

you know i pee on the side of the toilet cause  it makes less noise

[pgj1997]

thumbs up if the ad is for google chrome!

[Michael1Jackson11]

so good that google cant really read your e mail or listen to your calls or watch what we search

[cruciphile]

@Michael1Jackson11 oh no, of course they can't, that would be unethical...

[Michael1Jackson11]

@cruciphile yes thats what im sayng that its good that they cant do it

[caseyhugelfink]

Google toilets, BFR, cameras on every corner, x-ray scanner, stalkers and hackers everywhere... you have the choice - you can drive completely paranoid or you just can live with it. Think like your unborn kids: that's normal, what's the problem? And there is another option: no chance for dictators to make secret plans...

[cruciphile]

@caseyhugelfink if that last were true it might be all worth it.

[mukix000]

Google Shit

[Slacker843]

Did 1:08 seriously say Darryl and Ron Jeremy are now friends and on the wall it says Fiber content: Low. Trace amounts of caffeine, marijuana, and fingernail clippings. STD's: Lots of 'em

[dAMMDb]

@jan1s

It is not.

Google is only profiling its userser for ads to make mony out of free servies whats so wrong with that?

They dont actually share the information iwht the government. This is satire you dumbfuck.

[LGTheOneFreeMan]

@dAMMDb inb4 they twist the ever-living fuck out of google's arm in an abuse of power. They can do it, faggot. Don't be so sure.

[dAMMDb]

@LGTheOneFreeMan

Don't use chanspeak on youtube, newfag!

[ihl0700677525]

@Tagman1996: Maybe, if Osama is fool enough to use Google Talks :D