Raccoon Attack

[frappe1999]

that guy just flung the baby raccoon!!:(

[vinylrecordcollector]

The SOUND that came out of that thing!

[ktown011]

that is one pissed off coon!

[ib2good2btru]

damn howd they get the raccoon to hold a camera?

[IdeonFukkatsu]

i would have booted that thing against the wall like a soccer ball

[Yingyang408]

00:16

[baldurus1]

Baaaaad idea. :D

[undocumentedspot]

Raccoon is just trying to defend self from raccoon fuckers . (For reference see: the funniest 1000 ways to die #3)

[BeatlesHero]

One time, my mom went to go take out the trash, and she saw a raccoon, so she threw her sandal at it ( from a distance) automatically the raccoon chased he back into the house but luckily he got stuck outside, and started scratching the screen door and acting horrible viscious.

[bingofioul]

FUCK YOOOOUUUU RACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN !

[trent6041]

DAMN! NATURE! U! SCARY!

[brennanhom]

wtf i got a heart attack watching this high...holy fuck

[luckycloverLA]

This is were you Kick ! That coon....

[trent6041]

DAMN NATUR U SCARY!

[apollinerei]

Did he chuck that baby raccoon? WTF

[HojoMustDie]

@apollinerei you know after they capture the mom their going to kill the whole family anyway right?

[CalI0utGB]

Man that raccoon went buck!

[ilovetoparty1]

u say maternal, I say Ghetto

[Mr19831234]

GAHAhHahahaha!"Here she comes B" she went ape!!

[kronik420blazzin]

Omg so scary

[scuzzy5005]

Wait? Kill it!

[scuzzy5005]

Yeah guys, save the baby raccoon then attack it's mother. That makes sense... Anyway I'd fricken run. XD

[threeby8887]

@scuzzy5005 Of course! It's called "self defense."

Like I said, in that situation I would have a loaded gun at my side just in case the mother charged me or one of my co-workers.

[oceanside1322]

did he really run from a racoon lol wow what a pussy i would of kick the shit out of the raccons face one kick feild goal is good

[threeby8887]

@oceanside1322 I would run too if I didn't have a gun. And even if I did I would hope and pray that I shot and killed it before it had a chance to get ahold of me. Raccoons are freaking psychos and they're much faster and stronger than you think.

[oceanside1322]

@threeby8887

lol did you just say there faster and stronger then a person lol um i have caught like 3 racoons with my hands and there not that fast when you grab them and there def not stronger lol its not a bear or a lion lol a dog is stronger then a raccoon

[threeby8887]

@oceanside1322 Out of curiosity, were the ones you caught adults or young ones?

[oceanside1322]

@oceanside1322

i caught to adult males (not at the same time) and a baby

[threeby8887]

Considering that ratcoon chased you guys, you should have shot it.

[threeby8887]

Here's how you catch the mother ratcoon:

1. Put the babies into a small steel cage.

2. Place this cage inside a Hav-A-Hart trap big enough for an adult ratcoon.

3. Attach the baby cage to the inside of the trap with wire, hooks, clamps, etc.

4. Place the trap outside, and just wait for ol' mama ratcoon to show up.

5. When she is inside, take them all at least 25 miles into the wilderness (so they don't return) and release them, or shoot them, or drown them.

[QuinnOfBritain]

hahahhaa...they like dropped the baby like bait. There own stupid fault.

[robertogarciaariza]

he left fall the baby racoon :(

[threeby8887]

@robertogarciaariza  So?

[robertogarciaariza]

@threeby8887  he is a bitch!!! hahaha

[mkbannaz]

Thats Natures Ninja!

[b1njjj95]

"HOLD ON BABIES I'M COMING! HEY YOU HUMANS! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BABIES!!!!"

[butthole278]

my black is penis?

[Lexurus4]

! You startled the Witch

[liamdudeeee]

0:19 love how they chased the guy with a POV cam for dramatic effect. it was cheesy as hell to think that they did that later on in the day lol.

[seriousfuno]

@liamdudeeee  Good eye!

[eliLuhhvsyouu]

i would begin to cry, lol

[emolovestruck]

Yeah why would they take her babies like WTF

[romeodelta1178]

thats a good mom!

[LeRAYTMAN]

Son of the bitch, why did u take her baby?!

[threeby8887]

@LeRAYTMAN , emolovestruck , because it's their job to catch and remove these ratcoons, and they had a better chance of catching the mother by using her offspring as bait.

Now if I were the ratcoon catcher, and the mother chased me like that, I'd have busted a cap into her skull for doing that.

[billy2656]

RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bngfdj]

haha

[Mugetsu309]

I'd kick the raccoon when he's that close fuck running

[bowslap]

@Mugetsu309 LOL......you've obviously never encountered a pissed mama'coon. Those overgrown squirrels will tear you up like a hand in a garbage disposal. NEVER try that, for your own safety.

[threeby8887]

@bowslap See my advice on how to safely catch a mother ratcoon.

[MrRecklessTeen]

he dropped the baby like a boss. 0:17 notice how much of a wuss he is.

[TwoGuyz2010]

eh?



[chadsix]

obviously they had a camra on the racoon jesus

[xXJuggalletteXx]

Natures Ninjaaaa!!!

[ChicagoMade1]

i would've ran to the border if a rAccoon chased me

[ridacchia101]

hahahaha... there short but EVIL

[tharenford99]

Those things don't fuck around.

[connorscritters0366]

FAKE!!!!!! FAKE!!!! the "very maternal mother" is part of the camera crew. It is filming itself chasing the true expert, "pete".

[Zero0050]

Mommy's very angry.

[fatboy1408]

lol hes like shit im sorry i wont do it again to your babie

[badcoairsoft11]

@irockvanz1000 lol

[Benniloldrg]

Racoon 1 : 0 Idiots ... i know its not funny but i makes me laugh when i see that racoon give em hell XD

[use2slam2]

susyyyrdz: "maybe they should shoot you" o.k. i wanna see that,a raccoon that can shoot a gun,stay away from those mushrooms kid-they'll mess your brain up lol. no man

i can't help it if i'm surrounded by wild animals and they come onto MY property and my dog takes them out. i'm not going to chain him so he has NO LIFE. and as far as cats go,wheres the outrage at the millions of song birds(some endangered)killed by cats EVERY yr??? can't have it both ways !

[susyyyrdz]

man that coon was pissed. maybe next time dont grab its baby lmao

[morojay]

Today going upstairs to my apartment, I saw one and was like fuck. I ran then used the other entrance and the raccoon was waiting for me. It made the same nose and chased me took me 30 minute to get into my apartment.

Now I"m sure they attack humans lol

[slinq]

his pager went off at the end of the video

[shirleythehunter]

why did they run i would have stomped my heavy boot down on its face

[2pacisthebest1]

@shirleythehunter Becus it gonna kill you if you don,t run, it could jump and bite your face off, then you become ugly.

[shirleythehunter]

@2pacisthebest1 no my boot would have bit its face off first and it would become dead

[wheelori814]

they are like badgers!!! 

[use2slam2]

that's why we love our Bull Terrier, he's 70lbs of muscle with a bear trap mouth. he has taken out quite a few BIG raccoons. our property backs up to the Ocala national forest.

we get racoons,fox(he's killed 2 so far those things run like cheetah's)and he chocked out a 48lb coyote'. and sorry to mention but he's killed some cats that have strayed onto our property as well,not our fault that's irrisponsible cat owners not keeping their cats safe.

[susyyyrdz]

@use2slam2 dude they just hungry no need to kill em you dum. stup. dude maybe they should shoot you when you trespass somewhere lets see how you like it.

[susyyyrdz]

@use2slam2 dude you wrong 4 that

[7Spronge]

takes note : don't fuck with racoons ..

[modir91]

what we just witnessed is a very maternal mother hahahaha

[Omar123eee]

lol 0:18



[lekkimsm2500]

Woah they are some vicious bastards

[KiriAndBrother]

@lekkimsm2500 yeah, definitly, cause the raccoon was the one dangling and throwing a little baby. yep, i cant think of a logical reason for it to have been pissed off, not like the nice man was dangling its baby by the tail or anything, yeah?

[sonick808]

@KiriAndBrother it was to make it call 

[MrBitchwaffle]

someone didn't get any sleep

[4micaman]

That's some funny stuff, right there! Coons can be like cotton-mouths... very testy!

[Migz2Cold]

Raccoons will one day rule this eartch..

[weapondrift]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!! :(

[shizuka139]

Raccoons are cute, but they're huge pests. They tore a section of our roof off and now live in the small roof portion that's above the house. They're annoying as hell, making a ton of noise day AND night, and when they fight...geeze. I woke up thinking bombs were going off or something.

[Potatonaught]

raccoons are fuckin crazy... and smart. Dont fuck with raccoons and never let your pets near them. My neighbour's dog lost an eye to one and my own dog nearly got into a fight with one too.

[milosoot]

I totally hate raccoons. One bit my dad

[ChelseasMomLinda]

lol the comments on this page are hilarious. Well, guess the saying proves true: "when mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy".

[InnerSmile72]

people think raccoons are assholes but really people are stupid for making shitty houses raccoons can live in and garbage cans they can open. They're fucking raccoons man what would you do if you were a raccoon. Heh, I would do some cool shit if I was a raccoon.

[Dragqla]

Raccoon- " GET OFF MY PROPERTY , YOU USELESS MOTHERFIRETRUCKERS"

and BTW 24 ppl will be bite by that Raccoon

[Magahlia]

Que porra foi akela?

[wildcraigen]

efin idiots. totally nonprofessional. Learn how to do it right. You are giving the professional experts a bad image...but maybe that's your point. efin idiots. Get a day job.. you need it.

[22superhunter]

that coon should of hurt the 1 who threw her baby dumb asssssss.

[Feonalilly]

LOL he threw that shit and took off xDD

[Campbell042]

why would you pick on animals. your freaks. and affraid of them? haha loser

[pansureekonsoung]

BIG HEART RACCOON.  TINY HEART HUMAN.

[bmxerbarak]

they ran pretty fast for whiteguys XD

[DannyXox01]

lol i love how he just threw the baby and made a run for it.

[javery100]

What do they do when they attack? Do they scratch or bite?

[writersblock26]

@javery100 Raccoons usually rely on scratching; that is why their claws are so sharp.

[bail5450]

She ran her baby over

[TheMaddog0228]

lmao that was funy he threw the baby and ran

[benesindahouse]

Ahahaha PANIC MUCH

[karn33333]

"what we just experienced was a very maternal mother" no shit you think?!

[Giogravler]

That thing needs to be put down

[emokiddXhotemorage]

i would of shot that bitch

be like bitch charge me again

[ratede91]

@emokiddXhotemorage LMFAO.. dude you are too much

[emokiddXhotemorage]

@ratede91 lol

[sumklomp]

I had a raccoon in my yard. I kicked the ball in the bushes, i wanted to take it and a friggen raccoon jumped growling out of the bushes LOL it scared the crap out of me. he wanted to bite me so i threw the ball at it... he ran away.. i'll never forget that.

[arngrim2k]

what happens to these 'pests' after they are 'removed'?

[szlagjasny]

@arngrim2k

killed

[PhatxBoyxFresh]

Thats when you run up and kick it like a football.

[MegaRemel]

I wish my mother was like that with me....I'd be invincible :D

[missymoon614]

I can't stop laughing!!!!

[tnc7685]

why the hell would anyone wear shorts for this job

[MiniNinjaKitty]

thats so crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkHero00Rises]

The mother almost ate her Baby!!! lol

[TheJSarge]

23 people have been attacked by a raccoon

[chocolater2]

humane? your going to torture an innocent little baby raccoon to bring out the mother thats sooo humane

[Sold2356]

fake but funny

[Jazmyn1001]

WOW!!!! who would hang a baby raccon upside down Dummys

[panda374]

din't look fake. That raccoon was mad as hell.

[aiLoveAizensama]

That guy is a real asshole...who would go around messing with a raccoon's babies?

it should've chewed his legs off! >(

[iuseapowermacg4]

The raccoon point-of-view shot was a lame idea. It really lends itself to how staged the situation is.

[DoctorBojangIes]

fake and gay

[xjunya15]

@DoctorBojangIes its not fake the guy who posed this got it from national geographic and i know this because i saw it on tv

[robstein4eva]

lmao ha ha ha serves u rite to fuck with the mothers young

[whydoineed1god]

i smack that raccoon with a shovel

[www4funzCom]

@whydoineed1god

I am sure you would,

then i am sure i would smack you too

[buckster7777]

@whydoineed1god racoons respond really well to shotguns as well as shovels.

[AmericanRX]

Raccoon: Dang haters! U's b trolling sumwhere's else.

[juan8131990]

i cant believe that he just threw the baby raccoon on the ground..but then again everybody would if they were being chased by an angry mother raccoon.....

[user747747]

These guys are true experts, I can tell by the way he threw that baby and ran...

[juan8131990]

@user747747 I know right

[katielynn90210]

u must read this once you have started there is no turning back a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderd back in 1945 her body was not fund until 1947 then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you well you better musts send

[KoalaBear9526]

Funny shit there.

[hakm0bvet]

i wud of threw that shit too! u saw how that mother was comin out of there???? i dont even like driving past raccoons let alone having one chasing at me rabid!

[bELiEbER00]

so you throw the frikkken baby. horrible!

[MrElectrician59]

I think that wasn't very smart lol

[zaxzs]

I had the same shit happen to me with a baby duck. I went up to the mother to give it back to her and she charged me, I dropped the duckling which she ran right over and kept chasing me lol.

[1softcore]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrSweetPotato]

WHY no boots? No long pants!

Why not just do it stark naked?

[AnnMG86]

Kinda got what he deserved, shouldnt have touched her babies

[zaLkran]

WHAT THE. You cannot take take a baby from its mummy!

[Bagatronic]

lol that thing is freaking evil.

[Mimicoops]

Cant you just kick the mother...

[TreySamp754]

.22 Cal= bang bang witch= No more raccoon.

[racional3rs]

the man just trow away the baby raccon o.o

[racional3rs]

hahahahahaha :D

[dudeazoid]

thats fake. The Racoon was part of the camea crew. it was filming itself chasing the dude. Bit of a give away.

[bushputz]

@dudeazoid

Just testing out the new CoonCam...

[cgspeeddemon1]

@dudeazoid that was a reinactment dumbass

[cmiller8789]

@dudeazoid yeah that scene maybe idiot. how can it be fake when you saw a raccoon chase a fucking guy??

[mothman258]

@dudeazoid camera crews do tht right after the real chase to make it feel the racoon is right behind the person, obviously thy edit it

[WellThisIsInterestin]

@dudeazoid I actually started laughing at the video and then u said that comment, so i rewound the clip, and saw u were right. lol nice catch. Woulda missed it.

[Krotuas]

@dudeazoid This is actually a real group out of Canada that does humane catch and release. I saw them on NatGeo. Yea they show a camera chasing the guy but if you cant tell that is done for dramatic effect.... well.. don't know what to tell you.

[snarsh90]

@dudeazoid tool that was just for effect they made that later on

[Lbw7778]

@dudeazoid lmao yeah the point of view shots yeah lmao

[therealonethistime]

@dudeazoid Because it is impossible for a camera guy to film that?

[lowrider5140]

@dudeazoid lol your an idiot.. 

[shirleythehunter]

@dudeazoid i thought i was the only one who noticed stuff like that

[xhappyxlifex]

lmaoo thats scary, it looks like something i would do with my neighbors back years ago lol we used to piss off angry dogs and they would chase us up to this high fence we would climb, it was fun till one got leg bitten and needed stitches lol

[DrShaym]

A family of raccoons came up on my deck and started tearing up a garbage bag I left there. I went outside to scare them away, and the mother ran, but the babies stayed to check me out. There were three of them. I picked up the bag to put it in the can, then the babies ran off the deck. They kept moving away from me, but always stayed just out of arm's reach. Halfway, I realized the mother might pop out from under the car and attack, thinking I was chasing them, but that didn't happen.

[PiazzaDePain]

greig kenear lookin mothafucka

[Areth45]

Why are you all surprised he threw the baby? If it was me I would have aimed for the mother.

[paidcage1]

why did it sound like a lion? lol

[yobaby369]

hahaha he dropped tha baby hahahahahaha

[tommyzturn]

No pro's in this video, just monkeys dancing for a camera

[antichatboot0]

you should have punted the damn thing, lol

[bennyfoldsfive]

LOL i love when she charges at him, he's like holy shit and drops the baby

[Deathz0r94]

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH A RACCOON OR IT'S CHILDREN

[TirelEngel]

долбаёбы)

[RaineVengeance]

We all know not to fuck with her babies next time

[pRopaaNS]

Bah, she didn`t catch anybody, so boring.. :/

[CushingRd1]

@pRopaaNS She wasn't tryn to catch anybody just get them back