My Dick - Mickey Avalon

[daeshard]

Hey im 14!!!!

[MrBigdick81]

@daeshard your 14 year old dick is way too small! lol!

[daeshard]

@MrBigdick81 not all are... sorry lmao

[MrBigdick81]

@daeshard why r u sorry cuz you gotta big dick? be proud of your big cock!

[daeshard]

@MrBigdick81 im sorry but youre gay 4dat 1 lol

[MrBigdick81]

@daeshard hahaha just being funny. i like pussy.

[thenewgramophone]

my dick, a mercedes

yo dick, driving miss daisy

[29JMCD]

@29JMCD japan rocks

[GBurnell]

My dick, is super awesome

Yo dick, got mauled by a possum

[SillyBandedGecko]

1:41 lol

[heidihoho1ify]

haha this was hilarious

[MidwestLeopards]

My dick like a blizzard, yo dick little like a lizard

[antdez1]

my dick, big N cold like a fridge

yo dick got butt hurt, so it jumped off a bridge

my dick conquering, straight world domination

yo dick shameful, eye soar abomination

my dick, winning AVN awards

on a side hustle, it slanging guns to war lords

yo dick, got slapped with a cease and desist

now you dick got put on the sex offenders list

my dick so hardcore, it got abs

yo dick dropped the dumbbell your nads

[peachesj213]

My dick, big in girth: your shit same size since birth!!!!!

[paulscholestube]

my dick, Top shot like Dr Dre,

You Dick, Shot on some gay

[paulscholestube]

my dick, boned the queen,

You dick, owned and green

[darkenergyparadox]

umadbro?

[radamein]

My dick, black mexican

yo dick fat asian kid

[nateds11TV2]

@radamein only blacks have big dicks mexicans are half asian

[xSiCkxGaming]

my dick big as obama, your dick hides like osama

[TheReefaGrim22]

@xSiCkxGaming lmao!! nice one!

[paulscholestube]

My Dik Like Pablo Picasso Yo dik Stuk in a mans asshole,

My Dick, playin wit ya Wife Yo Dick been playin with a knife?

My Dik Big n Taned Yo Dik u stick it in a man

My Dik Don corleone Yo Dik gets rubbed by ya homies

My Dik got 50,000 fans Yo dick gets big around a man

My Dik large like Cartman Yo Dik smells like a fart man,

My Dik White house with Obama Yo Dik in a cave with Osama

My Dik Hot like Papirka Yo Dik Starvin Like Africa

[bigfella1111112]

Is it a condition that this song has to be low quality?

[oohsunchips]

My Dick Blocks Out The Sun, Yo Dick Is Seen By None

My Dick Big For Sure, Yo Dick Premature

My Dick Hot Topic, Yo Dick Microscopic

My Dick Here Comes The Pain, Yo Dick Hall Of Shame

My Dick Comes With Big Nuts, Yo Dick Comes With a Clitorus

My Dick Big With Afro, Yo Dick Wheres Waldo?

My Dick Shown Threw My Draws, Yo Dick Piss On Your Balls

[BaxterX7]

My Dick, Blow you apart

Yo Dick, Tracer Dart

My Dick, Loud retort

Yo Dick, Snaiperskaya Short

Sry, cant resist making Bad Company 2 themed ones ;)

[Avenged22Sevenfold]

My tits ..... big and round

Yo tits ..... can't be found

My tits ..... fly like a g6

Yo tits ..... need a quick fix

My tits ..... down for a good time

Yo tits ..... not even worth a dime

My tits ..... so very exciting

Yo tits ..... not very inviting

[iEpicPandaZ]

@Avenged22Sevenfold XD

[Avenged22Sevenfold]

@iEpicPandaZ ;D

[MsValerie96]

@Avenged22Sevenfold  dude thats so funnyyyyy

[nickenthechicken2]

they played this on "american dad" last sunday...ahahahaha

[DjGyroGuru]

@nickenthechicken2 just saw it on adult swim was soo funny haha.

[chrisclay1000]

now i know why i had to put myself at the age of 24 XD

[ChepStepDub]

/watch?v=CMukhg3V7PE one new song about dicks!! its hilarious :DD

[paulscholestube]

My Dik Sitin on a thrown Yo dik in-fukin-grown

My Dik Like Pablo Picasso Yo dik Stuk in a mans asshole,

My Dik Has the girls Talking Yo dik talk like steven Hawkins,

My Dik Sunday Roast Yo Dick Beans on Toast

My Dik been playin wit ya Wife Yo Dick been playin with a knife?

My Dik Its big in enterprise YO DIK gets big in gay guys

My Dik Hot like Papirka Yo Dik Starvin Like Africa

[triplejk33]

@paulscholestube stuck in a man's asshole! that's genius! that made me laugh pretty hard!

[paulscholestube]

My Dik Big n Taned Yo Dik u stick it in a man

My Dik Don corleone Yo Dik gets rubbed by ya homies

My Dik got 50,000 fans Yo dick gets big around a man

My Dik Model for Armani Yo Dik More like a Punani,

My Dik Manchester United Yo Dick Short fucking sighted,

My Dik Sadam Husain Yo Dik Pinky n the brain,

My Dik large like Cartman Yo Dik smells like a fart man,

My Dik Big bag of Chronic Yo Dik blue like sonic,

My Dik White house with Obama Yo Dik in a cave with Osama,

[laniebop]

my dick, big as china

yo dick, oh wait its a vagina

[ElectroRain82]

just makes you wonder how the hell they even came up with this -smh- lol

[feelthejive]

i swear people dont go over the ones they make in their head

[MrLiv2pitch]

my dick, the damn things outragous, if the world ends you know its gunna save us, yo dicks size is very depressing if a girl says its huge you know shes just messing, my dick is a strictly girls only, your dick sick sad and lonely, my dick gets big and firm your dick squirms like a little worm.

[PRIDEFC17]

My dick gets up like a jet, yo dick is like a useless pet

My dick can down 15 beers, yo dick gets laughed at by queers

My dick not born a virgin, yo dick looks like it's turned in

My dick is just supernatural, yo dick isn't even factual

[Blaze123489]

my dick like a m16 ha ha ha lol lmao :D

[ItalianBloodMoney]

yo this bes ive seen with funny fuckn pics

[MyAnthony9]

My dick, bigger than a banana,

yo dick, is named Anna

[jardyisdabest]

@MyAnthony9 my dick is the ifle tower ur dick is the hair u find in hte shower my dick is make chicks orgasm ur dick make men laugh at it  my dick is just fucking big your dick is just a fucking twig yer bitch

[The805angel]

49 people dont have dicks

[daddypickle514]

my dick went thew clefage yo dick look like baby jesus

[endingmemories]

MY DICK GETS THE JOB DONE YOUR DICK DON'T EVEN PLEASURE NONE

[abcd1234474]

my dick rumbels in tha jungle your dick got touch by ur uncles

[RawrGoesTheWeezal]

My dick, is sex. your shit, in need of a bo-flex. my dick, rock's the world. your dick, make's everyone hurl. my dick, is never late. your shit, never made it outta the gate. my dick, just won first place while your dick was eatting paste.

[MsPluffy]

My Dick Pretty good stealer , Yo Dick Justin Bieber! O:

[cesarramirezmd]

49 ppl have no dick

[theseterms]

srbijaa

[Un1c0RnHeinz57]

"My Dick...Nuff said. Your dick, likes Fred" lol

[HuStLeR91sixXx]

my dick, hall of fame.. your dick, walk of shame

my dick, can feed plenty.. your dick, as worthless as a penny

my dick, ak47.. your dick, 711

my dick, peter north.. your dick, too short

my dick, hit krystal steele.. your dick, happy meal

[TheFPSRogue]

you can hear ventrilo or something similar in the background near the end

[MoriahKayla14]

lmfao(=

[1pinkman]

My Dick, Donald Trump

Yo Dick Forrest Gump.

Mu Dick is a great tipper,

Yo Dick got stuck in you're zipper.

[XxUNDEADxNAZIxX]

@1pinkman Lmao.

[MOODYSCOOBY]

my dick parts the seas, yo dick farts and queefs

[slugger423]

my dick is like hope yo dick touched by the pope. best song ever

[kr3wkankill]

lol my dick is a rumble in the jungle you dick got touched bye your uncle 

[kr3wkankill]

lol your dick got touched bye your uncle

[mymindkillsme]

haha, this song makes me laugh every time i hear it.

[sk8terG154]

my dick, look its glowing, yo dick, it aint even showing.

my dick, has the ability to choke, yo dick, bitches can't even stroke

[FewlCrew]

dude jesus doesnt have a dick havent u guys seen dogma wit jay and silent bob

[Tragdor52442]

my dick engine like a motorbike,yo dick is big..psyche

my dick,king like king kong,ur dick a kid from hong kong

my dick,all natural,yo dick's infected needs purell

my dick,named a vice president,ur dick was maimed by a local resident,

my dick bigger than mickey avalons,ur doesnt even get it on

my dick,always being blown,ur dick is small..mind blown?

my dick,the best like google chrome,yo dick couldn't make it through safari zone.

my dick,grows when i have a boner,yo dick spills ink, like toner

[superfreaky565]

my dick sweet as topaz

your dick like selena gomaz

[superbeans8]

my dick bigger then the great wall of china

your dick looks like a girls vagina

[Tragdor52442]

my dick, large like the chargers the whole team

yo shit looks like your fourteen

[sexyguitarist99]

i cant get over how crazy this song is... AND I still cant get over the fact that they used it on the hung soundtrack! SO AWSOME :)

[velo1city1]

my dick, up on the score board yo dick, stuck on the first floor my dick, petal to the metal yo dick, settle in a kettle my dick, spits game yo dick, shit lame my dick, is famous yo dick, cant blame this my dick, chuck norris yo dick, fucks slow kids my dick, is bustin all day yo dick, cant even fore play my dick, 5 pound borrito yo dick, soft sheel taco my dick, ghost in the graveyard yo dick, kick the bucket with a retard my dick, xbox 360 yo dick, game boy thats empty

[SuperOGMudbone]

@velo1city1 that was fuckin retarded half that shit didn't even rhyme

[velo1city1]

@SuperOGMudbone dont be jealous faggot :)

[SuperOGMudbone]

@velo1city1 oh wow your so cool trying to diss me on the internet. seriously grow up and get a life.

[Raiders2Chicka]

That's what she said..(:

[UniversalStorm1]

Yo DIck, is like the size of chilli

My,Dick is already got sucked from ur mom

[GoodLaughsWithGabby]

My Dick, bigger than texas Yo Dick, cant even get this My Dick, Gets all the fun Yo dick, wait you dont have one My Dick, 6 feet tall Yo dick, way too small My dick. 4 feet wide Yo dick, looks like its fried My dick, rules the bitches Yo dick, belongs in ditches My dick, you cant top this Yo dick, so small yah cant even piss

[TheJhanley]

My dick can benchpress 350 lol

[eldridgen84]

My dick delicious like a Slurpee, yo dick infested with the herpes. My dick smells like roses, yo dick smells like the toes of Moses. My dick lets the fun unfurl, yo dick wants to fuck a Golden Girl. My dick kleen as a Mercedes, yo dick dirty like lunch ladies. My dick's name is Oscar Meyer, yo dick is inflammed and on fire. My dick is filet mignon, yo dick a drowsy yawn. My dick like buried treasure, yo dick can't even pleasure.

[FUQgang]

my dick, goes around the world times 3

yo dick, we cant even see

my dick, as big as a truck

yo dick, cant fuck

my dick, gets it done

yo dick, cant have fun

my dick, can fly

yo dick, cant multiply

[juniorMilenko]

is this what the world has come to? joking about near everything and no one aside from the willingly ignorant gets offended? it seems that there is good in the world after all!

[igotmy9milli]

my dick, bigger than a bridge.

[bbrake]

My dick, long like a giraffe.

Yo dick makes girls laugh.

My dick kicks ass, takes names.

Yo dick, limp like it's lame.

My dick, aims to please.

Yo dick looks like it's Chinese.

My dick rocks out.

Yo dick has gout.

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

my dick big and fun your dick you don't have one

[doomsdayon2012]

my dick fucks your mom

[thing0101]

my dick, deadly like uranium

yo dick, empty seat in a stadium

my dick, long like a tree

yo dick, look like a honey bee

my dick, size of a whale

yo dick, small and pale

my dick, like a shotgun

yo dick, like a propgun

my dick, u.s.a

yo dick, you is gay

[NarutoFireFox84]

@thing0101

Yo dick is the size of a finch, my dick pulls in chicks like a winch

My dick makes women cream, yo dick makes the queen scream.

My dick is bigger than yours, yo dick doesnt satisfy whores.

My dick is bigger than China, Yo dick never seen a vagina

[420buds666]

My DICK-Jaystone

Yo dick-Wardemon

[PgXcTrackRunner]

My dick, worth more than gold

Yo dick, covered in mold

My dick, deadlier than a bullet

Yo dick, belongs in the toilet

My dick, makes all the money

Yo dick, so sad it ain't funny

[PgXcTrackRunner]

My dick, it ravages

Yo dick, smell like boiled cabbages

My dick, it don't need to start-up

Yo dick, it can't even get up

My dick, hit you with a big blast

Yo dick, fragile like glass

My dick, nothing is harder

Yo dick, is fluid water

My dick, got the moves

Your dick, only pulls dudes

[Pointysharp]

Why is everyone putting negatives on Strife's? Those are actually pretty good lol

[jim123haveaniceday]

i wonder why micheal jackson was in the background of that kid

[Strife40k]

My dick, blows a huge load,

Your dick, it don't even move.

My dick, makes babies,

Your dick, rapes babies.

My dick, strong like a bull,

Your dick, shrinks in the pool.

My? dick, wets the pussy.

Your dick, soft and mushy.

[Strife40k]

My dick, is a brick house.

your dick, is a dead mouse.

My dick. is everlast.

Your Dick, smells like ass.

My dick, pops the cherry.

Your dick, is weird and hairy.

My dick, turns good girls bad.

Your dick, makes? all girls sad.

[Strife40k]

My dick, makes the girls go crazy.

Your dick, is gay and lazy.

My dick, is bigger than a horse's.

Your dick, only fucks corpses.

My dick, wear? a suit of plate mail.

Your dick, get bags of hate mail.

My dick, can hit a home run.

Your, dick is served on a bun.

[Strife40k]

My dick, sailed the seven seas.

Your dick, can't control when is pees.

My dick, is a superstar.

Your dick, sells used cars.

My dick, makes the girls tickle.

Your dick, is green like a pickle.

My dick,? gets front row seats.

Your dick, lives on the streets.

[jpmonat]

Dvae Duffy sucks balls

[TheProduct2]

my dick, bigger than urs.

yo dick, smaller then mine. OH SHIT!!

[daninator13]

My Dick, you gotta step back,

Yo dick, half a tic-tac

[crazyblue868686]

Legendary job boys...

[GODIpraise]

my dick, thick and long yo dick, sick and wrong my dick, curls 60 yo dick, couldnt pick up 20 my dick,, slaps yo girlfriend yo dick, beats by monkeys my dick, a freaking turn on yo sh**, got rejected by yo mom my dick, pulls girls like haley berry yo dick, pulls girls named jerry this is the time to let the school know dude, its time to let the janitor go

[jmcan21]

fukin lame try again

[GODIpraise]

this is the most funniest vid ive seen in a while yall got to make more

[charliebrown646]

my dick is invited to lockerz

you dick needs to send me a message with your email address

[stgstg79]

My dick, like a skyscraper,

yo dick, thin like paper,

My dick, bigger than the pope,

yo dick, needs a microscope,

My dick, thick as a doorknob,

Yo dick, skinny like a corncob

My dick, made of steel,

Yo dick, needs training wheels

[choco33333333]

XD

cant get it out of my head!

wheres the "my dick is bigger than yo dick" part?

[lookaflyingfish]

my dick in the hottest girls mouth

yo dick in yo grandmas mouth

[tefl0nd0n187]

my dick, big bannana

your dick, hannah montanna

[marshalt]

@tefl0nd0n187 I'd like to dick hannah montana...

[MrBigdick81]

@marshalt my dick did hannah montana, your dick did your mama's sister in montana

[marshalt]

@MrBigdick81 My dick, scud missle. Your dick, cap pistol. My dick is like a full moon. Your shit, came too soon.

[HolyFuckinSex]

@MrBigdick81 dude dat shit dont rhyme

[bayo123rocks]

@tefl0nd0n187 lmao

[NickWright55555]

@tefl0nd0n187

Instant rofl XD

[Zephippz]

i love this vid

[feeltherealness]

my dick rumble in the jungle

your dick got touched by your uncle

not even a big tune just a jokes song

[jamesykt69]

my dick, goes full throtle your dick, couldn't score in a brothel my dick, chokes out bitches your dick, barely twitches my dick, knocks out mike tyson your dick, get sucked from a dyson my dick, 12 gauge shotgun your dick, couldn't even cock one my dick is huge, have you seen it? your dick, is the size of a peanut my dick, from here to there your dick, doesn't go no where

[arsteve2000]

@jamesykt69 lololol thats good!

[Pimpalicouzzz]

If u cant find this funny then A you dont have a sense of humor or B you just have a small dick and you feel disrespected ;)

[No1ofGodscreations]

My dick got the late night fee. Yo dick got the HIV.

I say tasty, delicious and nutritous

[cheshacatcsa]

what.a.fucking.tune.

[bobzilla211]

my dick large like the chargers, the whole team, yo shit look like you 14

[aprilisgay11]

Ahaha I fucking love this song:)

[skootace14]

good lyrics ,weak ass beat tho

[michiman75]

i dont have a small penis D:

they are making fun of me:(

[95nunya]

lol wtf.....

r u like fukn retated

[soodayjoo]

You Mean Retarded You Fucking Retard

[paintitpink618]

ugh. there are wayyy more types of humor than this nasty shit.

[akinch0590]

this is the funniest song ever

all you people who are trying to make up more verses need to shut the fuck up you all fail at life

[00CoolDude00]

My dick is like an M16

Your dick- broken vending machine

Oh yeah B14TCH

[ww2spartan]

i dont' get that one

[TheFourthHokage434]

lol my dicks bigger than a brige yo dicks like a little kids lol lmfao

[brumbrum1]

Yo dick got touched by ya uncle ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah ahahahahahahaahahh

[chomet0]

no its actually 3 guys

[mythbusterman596]

lol

[hazZzor]

Avalon ruuuuullllzzzzzzzz

[hapa8o8]

o_O didn't jesus have a small dick... thats why Mary Magdalene kept their shit on the DL 

rofl

[pnwhlprv37]

nice 808 you prob cant see his comment anymore genious

[fshjshshhs]

I think these guys want to suck each others di**ks.

[severina1]

these guys..its one guy.

[freeze13champion]

my dick: SUPER SIZE

yo dick: 2 fries

my dick: yoga

yo dick: fruit rollup

hahhahahahaha lol

[mythbusterman596]

My dick, bigger than a tree

Yo dick, midget compared to me

My dick, plated in gold

Yo dick, 42 years old

My dick, has no name

Yo dick, brand new to the game!

(btw, i made that up, it's not in any song)

[deityrising]

MAD RAPZ KID

[mythbusterman596]

thx

[CuteButClueless679]

haha very funny

[judoldaman]

LOL fukin funny

[bootylicous98]

first time i listened to this song i was like whoa

[Rex102010]

"my dick, is like supersize. yo dick, is like 2 fries" lol i say that 2 all my friends :D

[needsmorsleep]

"My dick goes to yoga, yo dick...Fruit roll-up!" Lol wtf

[gamergod1234]

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[gamergod1234]

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[llxLiveLoveLaughxll]

i love this song...if only i had a dick....LOL

[JokazINC]

yeah its pretty sweet having a dick

[bj07bran7]

Strap on a dildo and shut the fuck up

[wtflolcatsJOSEPH]

.. like a kid from the phillipines XD

[xakx2k7]

omfg my anthem