handle bars are too small which restricts your breathing and stops your chest from expanding when you are gasping for breath put apart from that you are the P.I.M.P.of cycling
dude i fucking love this video. saw it off BSNYC, however. its just like your training to b a better courier, practice the cell phone no hand thing, while using the wall of course, no shirt, gotta show off the tats and the chrome bag. and the pink frame just takes it to the level of awesome. i mean i fucking love this vid. ive been depressed for 2 and half weeks regarding some personal issues, but this really made me feel better. i wear a helmet too when i ride, i wish everyone did.
I've never laughed at a video of someone falling off of their bike... until now. HA! Take that! Perhaps if your super hip 10" flat bars were a little wider, you could control that damned pink monstrosity.
Does Ryan race on the track? Is that why he's training like this? I've never seen anyone wear a bag to train though, kinda weird if you ask me. Is riding rollers some kind of new, cool thing to do for the flash-in-the-pan hipster fixed gear crowd?
Can't ride the rollers without your messenger bag! There is a reason why normal bars are wider. Credit for ditching the hipster hat for a helmet though.
hahahahaahhahahahahahaha lolololololollolololololol wasn't expecting that hahahahahahahhahaha
aaronu510 3 weeks ago
HIPSTER!
209Hai 3 weeks ago
Guess that parcel will be delayed then.
timmo3351 4 weeks ago
whats with the phone you can not keep any balance dumb ass
wgoldenny 1 month ago
hold on a minute i got to take this cal aaaaaaah
jacob6379 1 month ago
dude is your bike pink????????????
srpastorjohn 8 months ago
@srpastorjohn it's fixed gear, why shouldn't bike be pink??? whats wrong there
lovraa 5 months ago
it's actually nice to see a hipster wearing a helmet.
iareshepherd 10 months ago
hipster proof rollers!
eteokles3 10 months ago
memories...
V1p3rSniper 1 year ago
Why didnt the cameraman run over and kick him straight in the face as he hit the ground.....
schwantz037 1 year ago 5
@schwantz037 for real hahaa
empirezzo31 1 year ago
jajajajaj BURRO!
simplybmg 1 year ago
tool neo-hipster poser. awesome...I want to edit this and make it my avatar
saxonaa 1 year ago
Handlebars are for handling. Keep that in mind when sawing them off.
AltroLog 1 year ago
what a fucking dork
cmorente 1 year ago 5
haha, fucking hipsters.
hyphenizm 1 year ago 3
whenever i have a bad day i just think of this hipster
wfraker 1 year ago
hipster
CLSMaestroView 1 year ago
Fukn Hipster
1832d 1 year ago 6
don't these handlebars stop this from being a track bike? It's all about performance!
duinthadope420 2 years ago
hahahhahahahahaha so fuckin hilarious
bugs9410 2 years ago
messenger bag? tattoos and fixie but not able to ride in rollers? FAKER..get some helping wheels ;)
goldy123123 2 years ago
LMAO, those handlebars!
rebootxl 2 years ago
Damn fasionista rider. Desearves to get pwned. Get some real handlebars! haha
Only jesting.
ianhargreaves80 2 years ago 6
it happens to all of us - hipster or not...
jurbandesigns 2 years ago
but it's far more funny when the hipstarrrrr goesss downnn
nagrommie 2 years ago 7
And the hipster goes down!
sqharawa 2 years ago 5
the rollers dont like fixed gears, track bikes are acceptable (i am aware that track bikes have a fixed gear)
TKONESOCK 2 years ago
All i have to say is pink fixe... Why don't you get some brakes and shifters.. it's all about performance
foxxie88 2 years ago 4
hahaha! dude, you need to cut your bars down more, they're too wide.
ringkingpin 2 years ago 5
looser
joorek27 2 years ago
...and that is why i ride parabolic rollers. so i don't kill myself in my own garage.
crazyyella 2 years ago
wanker
pigeonkoop 2 years ago
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doodiethief 2 years ago
I like your sense of humor! : )
Any time someone takes a swipe at hipsters wanting to be bike messengers I applaud it!
That had to hurt so I hope you are alright and thanks for taking one for the team in the name of comedy!
wngdfeet 2 years ago 2
handle bars are too small which restricts your breathing and stops your chest from expanding when you are gasping for breath put apart from that you are the P.I.M.P.of cycling
calduderocker 2 years ago
Bag and helmet? You deserved to fall.
richardsull119 3 years ago 38
Needs Yakkity Sax
Bikesplz 3 years ago
"...at least you landed in the rollers"-Lance Armstrong
chocolatewheelchair 3 years ago
dude i fucking love this video. saw it off BSNYC, however. its just like your training to b a better courier, practice the cell phone no hand thing, while using the wall of course, no shirt, gotta show off the tats and the chrome bag. and the pink frame just takes it to the level of awesome. i mean i fucking love this vid. ive been depressed for 2 and half weeks regarding some personal issues, but this really made me feel better. i wear a helmet too when i ride, i wish everyone did.
chocolatewheelchair 3 years ago 3
Wow. Uh... wow. That's extremely sad.
wallygrundle 3 years ago
why would someone wear a bag and helmet on rollers? good god
adambee32 3 years ago 3
neeeds more Wacky-boinggg(tm) and a laugh track
b0rken 3 years ago
hey dude. try doing it first w/out clipless n.. concetrate ! :P gl next time, dont give up
12josefer12 3 years ago
The bag contains the proverbial "dicks" you hear of whenever someone states; "go eat a bag of dicks". :)
croscoe85 3 years ago 4
I've never laughed at a video of someone falling off of their bike... until now. HA! Take that! Perhaps if your super hip 10" flat bars were a little wider, you could control that damned pink monstrosity.
croscoe85 3 years ago 4
YES
instant classic
#WIN
tink20seven 3 years ago
Good thing he had that helmet on. He better play it safe and wear it to dinner also.
tpulley 3 years ago 5
Does Ryan race on the track? Is that why he's training like this? I've never seen anyone wear a bag to train though, kinda weird if you ask me. Is riding rollers some kind of new, cool thing to do for the flash-in-the-pan hipster fixed gear crowd?
krosm 3 years ago
pink frame ~ $800
chopped bars ~ $20
black rim glasses ~ $217
dorky cell phone pouch ~ $17
Douching it up on the rollers. PRICELESS.
DogFacePuffa 3 years ago 6
Rollers came natural to me, I've never fallen.And I use clipless pedals.
mjolnirmc117 4 years ago
fuckin hipsters
djn1kon 4 years ago 2
Can't ride the rollers without your messenger bag! There is a reason why normal bars are wider. Credit for ditching the hipster hat for a helmet though.
mistakista 4 years ago 2
He's still a douchebag though.
zeppygorrila 3 years ago 2
rollers 1, hipsters 0.
rsemba 4 years ago 9
The bike pink maybe belongs to his sister,but what about a pink celular matching ? hum, hum,...
oscrani 4 years ago
hahahaha stupid! lol
TexasGaletto 4 years ago
ahahahahaha NICE!!!
I'll probably do that when I try rollers
illmitch123 5 years ago