Shit White Guys Say to Brown Guys

[TINAknowsDEWD]

lololol , i have friends who speak Punjabi . XD

[immortality64]

the awkward moment when you cant laugh to this video cause you actually wanna know the answers to these questions. INDIANS : Y U SO MYSTERIOUS WITH YOUR TURBANS?

[tangiblephoton]

The picture I clicked look like a puppet.

[Awhwth]

Made me giggle.

[loocow1554]

why the fuck is his hair red?

[Derneuerradikaler]

Fucking Canadians.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@Derneuerradikaler Don't be jealous :D

[SexciiLilPunjaban]

POOONNNJJAAABBBIIII! Hells Yahhh.

[07foxmulder]

indian food is nasty and russell peters is not funny. video debunked.

[jewtuber08]

@07foxmulder ur doche canaster

[07foxmulder]

@jewtuber08 "ur douche canaster" wow, i am now dumber for having read that. stay in school, shit head.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@jewtuber08 ha ha ha ha, thats the dumbest thing Ive ever read.

[UBTVProductions]

If you like this.. Check out Freshie Prince on my channel...

[omagasoul]

DERPKADERPHERBKADERP :DDDD

[Krazyisthebest]

Shit White Guys say to Punjbai Guys.

[jattthamunda]

2 MILLION VIEWS AHHH YEEEAAHHH

[hin185]

691 haters are Indian!! POOOOOONNNJJJJAAAABBBIII!

[crownsire21]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo funny as shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! comedy central needs this asap

[Spec0pleader]

Is that your dad at 00:44?

[Jimmithy303]

I saw a bunch of ur people on tv singing

Durka durka hurpa Durka durka hurpa Durka durka hurpa

[lostryder]

Press 1 for POOOOONJABI! You're Welcome.

[milestone273]

i m Indian and this is fuckin hilarious...hahahaha

[sliverfreak9]

Makes me want to date an Indian man even more ^_^

[regantnz]

something something cricket

[MyKazi123]

fuck white people there stupid

[NatedogO33]

This would have been waaay funnier if they incorporated everything that white say to brown people like :do you speak spanish? what part of mexico are you from? Are you Egyptian? Not just the Indian jokes. I'm brown & I get them all asked to me.

[Unnatural09]

U might have created a meme here

[harlenekaur]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONJA­BI!!!!!!!!



[Jonasluverch]

do you shit whith that on?

[ensan434]

Poooooooooooooooooooonjabi

[newman824]

hahahah this is made jokes, punjabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[4everALONEish]

is this brampton??!

[shmegashmays]

shits weak!

[TheGoreRD]

lmfaoooo if a white nigga said puuunnnjjjaaabiiii to me i would honestly smash him, real shit

[samanthajo08]

is his hair real?

[johnnytastetest]

He should've shaved the beard for this. He would have been slightly more convincing as a white guy with no beard and that hair.

Oh wait, shaving's probably not allowed...sorry, I'm a white guy.

[dhanveerss]

like i saw you people dancing and they were like,

dhhunnkkhh ah dunnkhh a dunnnkkhh

[dhanveerss]

PUUUUUUNNNNNNJJAAABBBBIIIIIII, LMAO

that is actually true, ya know. but its only the like white guys in bottom set who say that

[vipers11000]

POOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNJJJJJJA­AAAAABBBBBBIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!



[DnGtha]

y did you write brown guys,why not just indian guys???

[assroaster93]

hahahahha this is so so true..and this comes from a half white,half indian guy.

[Muleyrific]

i actually wanna know some of the answers to a few of those questions.

[iilovemusicc77]

"Graduate higher to like a different, like turban." hahaha this was really funny!

[PanCake274]

There are no batteries in his Xbox Controller.

[shelbieCA]

He is sexy. Toronto, huh ;)but seriously he's hotttt

[LottoLogista]

now Indians know how black people feel. lol

[happinessofheart11]

I always get asked is that your sister or is that your brother? What the hella I'm not related to ever punjabi in the world

[ldatrivers]

:26 theres no battery pack in the controller

[canadianmulla]

it seems like nobody said shit before 2012. everyone is coming up with new videos shit they say bla bla.. jusreign you should make new video ''shit shit says''.lol

[anonymous01ily]

lOlOlOlOlOlOlOl xO

[DrWhatProds]

OMFG this is so true. Ik how it feels

[KCYB22]

this is hilarious!

[DemonMonkeyParty]

Where you from?

London

No, where are you really from?

SO MANY PEOPLE ASK D:

[waseemfarazbutt]

Is that your Dad?

OMG HOW MANY TIMES I HEARD THAT!!!......

[mademan39]

hey i totally feel bad for you guys..like the war on terror..i was totally against that..

[iamssocoollike]

True I'm British and Indian and American. People get confused. Some say this to me and I'm like....what?

[Mrdede1998]

I just realized I say all of this shit.

[nerdRobbiee]

you had no batteries in your xbox controller, stupid ponjab.

[mrcooldude191]

@nerdRobbiee Maybe its called making a video instead of playing games

[BackflipingSheep]

Love this video!!! POOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJ­AAAAAAABBBBBBIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!­!!! Punjabi is one of the most spoken language.

[TheSwiper25]

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAA­ABBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIII !!!!!!!



[raulto9123]

what do you get if you get top comment on youtube???

[QueenChristy321]

@raulto9123 nothing

[Rohini1993]

He does this one thing 'Somebody's gonna get a hurt' HAAAhahahaha

End of joke LOL

[PatALee2]

this is still my favourite one after watching 2 months of other videos like this

[TheSaintLK]

Punjaaaaaaabi!



[r3liable]

kumar the redhaired terrorist?

[roxannechante]

"Does the colour of your turban like.. represent your moood, or something like that? If you're wearing red you're maad, blue like you're saad"

[jaheermk]

any bengali people in Canada?

[mrg69191]

@jaheermk i think so, I'd like to meet some though!

[boyal7]

yo all this stuff soo true funny video though thumbs up if ypu brown

[burdenuponsociety]

why does everyone think the Taj Mahal has anything to do with religion? It's a bloody tomb. It was build to house a dead body and to look nice while it does that...

[221cherry]

LMFAO.

When my MOM went to school in Toronto as a little kid, cause she was born in Quebec, and my mom would have a long braid, the white kids would ask my mom:

"Does your braid freeze during winter?"

"Do you sleep like that at night?"

[divineangel96]

Its funny how true this is hahahaha xD

POOONNNNJAAAABBBBIIIIII!!!!

[thegaminggeek100]

POOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJ­JJJJAAAAAAAABBIIIIIIIIIIII



[99MadGamer]

@thegaminggeek100 69 lolz

[SWETV1]

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[okTH3nMaN]

whys he have scene hair

[MrArmenian17]

I do the one where I ask if he knows this other Indian guy...I assume they all go to the same temple

[Aw5omo3000]

c'mon he's barley caramel :)

[MickeyDee420]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[gurjot1998]

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn­nnnnjabiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

tht's jk's



[DeltaSekhon]

PUUUUNNNNNNJABIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Letsbefrankful]

Look, no battery pack in the xbox controller

[ASM9813]

Jus Reign my brother u r jokes man. Thumbs up if u think Jus Reign should be on TV.

[mrskulls1000]

@ASM9813 He was on vision tv. lool my parents were watching so i joined.

[pipilopi]

So true...I get this too. Yeah, I'm Asian? :/ smh

[Jocelynne21]

I used to work with Indians and I said a lot of this stuff :-D

[OutsyderBeatz]

lol @ Russel Peters, fuck i swear I say that shit all the time hahah

[Jaime4245]

Hahahahaha how do you say suck my dick in India 8=======D ewwwww

[Jaime4245]

How do you say suck my dick in India!!! 8====D ) hahahahaha

[WinkingEmoticon]

I was crying at the turban part!!!!!

Lmfao!!!!!!!

The wrinkles represent age xD

[infinitedreams56]

LMFAOOO!!!!! You are AMAZING! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!

*POONJABEYYYYYYYY!!!!*

[NISABSTUFF]

pungaby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[dswizzle6969]

lmaooooo



[alucard1234567889]

I get it... hes a little sikh

[andrewyang1993]

This is hilarious because these are the exact types of questions that I think of in my head (sorry for being ignorant, I'm just a human being).

[christinafophina]

POOOONJABIIIIIII !!

[jessi134ever]

Yoooo ur on tv :D

[bestlink101]

Lol i have been asked all these questions

[Roshan3L]

100% true XD

[mrdahoboman]

i got the 2 million view

[PAVINDER1998]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONJ­ABI!

[InTeRvEnTi0nS1]

LMAO. I laughed hard at the is that your religion? lol c:

[GRRGize]

PooooooooNJABI

[bigmattypimpin]

I'm a white guy and I've never said any of these things to a brown guy. But I will now

[XxAWESOMEBOixX]

@bigmattypimpin lol dude dont do that

[Rohini1993]

Is that your religion? *mosque* LOOOOOOOL

[na99ab]

@Rohini1993 he is sekh you idiot not Muslim

[Rohini1993]

@na99ab I know he's SIKH but it's in the video you FUCKING IDIOT.

[Rohini1993]

@na99ab 00.45 GO WATCH IT

[PAVINDER1998]

@Rohini1993 that isn't a mosque it's the taj mahal and that is just a remembrance place for the man who built it for his dead wife

[MegaParker555]

@Rohini1993

Even worse. That wasn't a mosque, it was the Taj Mahal.

[panjabiejasmin]

Aswsome guy lov ua

[HipHopArtistPassion]

the xbox controller had no battery's in.....

[quetzalmescal]

Is this the difference between Canada and the US? Because I am sorrounded by "browns" (what a weird term!) and all every ethnicity in the world. Never have I heard this tripe in my life. If you put out this video as what you experience every day then you need to educate those fools.

[604nation]

kinda lame

[RsAndTechno]

so true

[MrVeDDi]

what is ray william johnson doing in this video ???

[cindmon2000]

Pooonjabiiiiiiiiiii

[datkiddtriniboicody]

Why are the two top comments so ignorant.

[Howells69420]

CHeck OUt MY VIDeo Shit girlfriends say!!!!!!

[Cyber128]

and this is why education needs to be changed..

[DevilKeyz]

not all brown guys are indian.. should be shit white guys say to indians lol

[Onyi18]

Haha

[MrWaka34]

pause the video at 0:24 now look at the xbox controller....HOW THE HELL DO U USE THE CONTROLLER WITH NO FUCKIN BATTERIES ?!

[0Cindrum0]

@MrWaka34 Woah, you PMSing like a bitch or something?

[MyAssandtitties]

0:47



[MysteryPurpleRose28]

I am so guilty... o.o

I have a brown friend. Man, I swear, every single question asked here, I've asked her.

[myOwnstar1695]

@MysteryPurpleRose28 that would be a bit awkward if she's a 'her' and you asked her 'dude, why don't you shave your stash' :D

[KhirstieAlisha]

You should post the answers to the questions in this video lol

[KhirstieAlisha]

When I saw that the title said Brown Guys, I thought it was going to be about Mexicans or something lol

[obuckseyesu1]

dirka dirka derp-a-dirka! 1:48

[roxannechante]

Does the colour of your turban like.. represent your mood, or something like that? If you're wearing red you're maad.. blue like you're sad? LOL

[popp199]

durka herpa durka derk herpa durp

[Punjabsouljaa]

fuck every white mother fucker i hate white people fucking pussies

[SaturnEternity]

Russel Peters is awesome. 

[Hotcheese97]

So true

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[tupacbon3]

668 dislikes? most likely white guys, da truth hurts

[Awatson214]

lfmfaooooooooooooooooo



[desibeast247]

Pooooooooooooooonjabiiiiiiiiii­!!

[aniruddh02]

puuunjaabi!!

[robajack1]

LOL xD

[yuriogy1]

after the 1:00 mark, I was laughing like hell cuz all of it's so true lmao...

[Gold1617]

all, so true lol

[deadlytigerMGO14]

1:02 best part

[AngelTheTigress]

A few of them are true, except I'm not punjab... I'm indian.



[SheWhoLovesPineapple]

@Gunner3210 Why does it matter?

[eeeverythingyouneed]

@Gunner3210 It's a guy who plays the girl in "shit girls say to gays" ..

[eeeverythingyouneed]

@Gunner3210 Oh, and its a black girl who plays the white girl in "shit white girls say to black girls". So...

[miranda0x0x]

@Gunner3210 The funny part is that a brown guy is playing the white guy......

[Mirusma]

@Gunner3210 All of these "Shit ___ say" videos don't have the actual people they are portraying saying the things they supposedly say.

[heartofsilver13]

@Mirusma i think its because it's being said to them all the time

[MyAssandtitties]

@Gunner3210 they cant act like jusreign

[JSal72188]

@Gunner3210 it's funnier that's it's the brown dude, cause it shows the genuine frustration and annoyance of the subject

[PimpZoidberg]

@Gunner3210 because every white guy does this and didn't what to star in a youtube video that actually shows their setro types that people that are middle eastern just saying

[quetzalmescal]

@PimpZoidberg I thought they were displaying what "white" peeps said to Indians. I have no clue, so confused. Glad I live in a place where everyone does not give a f**k what your racial make up is!!!!!!!

[leeardamer]

Brown people are black people, BROWN people are beige... EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

[nishantsirohi123]

Poooooonjaaaaaabeeeeeeee

Epic

[lovethyself87]

man... this is spot on!! POONJabi!! all i want is a PooooNani!!

[AJT734]

too funny

[mokulenable]

The Mayor of B-town! hahaha!

[adablue17]

My two year old goes around the house shouting "pooooonjaaabi!!" lol

[MistahBiggles]

I reeeally wan't this shirt, but the link is broken i think...

[JHEEEEEEEEZ]

POOOONNJAABIIIIII!!!

[xtcfucker]

PWWWN-JABI!

[jt408x]

"have you heard of russell peters!" so fucking true haha

[SuPerMaRioFaN6400]

The awkward faces the guy with the turbin keeps making XD

[xxithermalxx]

POOOOOONJABI!!