Two things: at first I was irritated by all the "nigger" comments until I realized, if ANY of you had Russell, who I just happen to know, sitting in front of you, I guarantee you that you wouldn't have the balls to say the "n" word to his face. Second, I used to earn a living as a server, I know how hard it is. Oh yeah, I just so happen to be BLACK, therefore I ALWAYS tip my server regardless of how shitty or awesome the service is. All of you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. - J.El
I wish I wasn't kidding. I can't bring myself to act like a worthless fucking Monkey like they do. I just never tell the specials, never offer drinks, never clear the table, never offer desert. Fuck those Niggers. My support staff sucks, but I pay them 5% of sales. So, for the average Nigger Tip of 5-10%, I give the appropriate service. None. Since whatever shitty tip the Niggers leave, automatically goes to the support, I let them take care of the Niggers in my section.
Doesn't pay to treat a black person well as a waiter. No one gives a fuck about the rare occasion you get a good tip, all that hard work of bringing 30 lemons and 100 sugar packets and 1000 straws on 10 separate trips so their ghetto ass can make free lemonade isn't worth it. If you aren't racist against black people, you will be six months after waiting tables. The best recruiting tool for the KKK is the existence of sit down restaurants with waiters,
Black people who don't tip should stick to McDonalds because no one wants to wait on your non tipping a55es, most especially black waiters for whatever reason... and your food does get spat in. For black folk who know how to tip... you too because a waiter doesn't know before hand you are one of the 5-10% of black ppl that do tip so might as well save your money until the other 90% of cheap black people join the race of man kind. Waiters say it isn't RACISM its ECONOMICS.
Fact of life : I have a black friend who has a tree service, and he hates to do work for black people. ALWAYS want something extra for free and ur money is held hostage until they get it.
This is fucking stupid. Seems like the only material black comics have is slavery and the old black vs. white comparison. It was funny when Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor were doing it in the 70's and 80's, now it's just redundant. Find something new to talk about or shut the fuck up.
@chosen11979...dude, why are making such a general statement about Black comedians? You should really think before you write this type of shyt, about ALL Black comedians!
@chosen11979 That's a great comment! Hey, didja ever notice that white people drive like THIS: dee dee deeee. And black people drive like THIS: doo doo doooo. Wow; we are so DIFFERENT!!
Sad act!!!!!
keithmezza 8 months ago
Two things: at first I was irritated by all the "nigger" comments until I realized, if ANY of you had Russell, who I just happen to know, sitting in front of you, I guarantee you that you wouldn't have the balls to say the "n" word to his face. Second, I used to earn a living as a server, I know how hard it is. Oh yeah, I just so happen to be BLACK, therefore I ALWAYS tip my server regardless of how shitty or awesome the service is. All of you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. - J.El
JeraldMcClane 9 months ago
I wish I wasn't kidding. I can't bring myself to act like a worthless fucking Monkey like they do. I just never tell the specials, never offer drinks, never clear the table, never offer desert. Fuck those Niggers. My support staff sucks, but I pay them 5% of sales. So, for the average Nigger Tip of 5-10%, I give the appropriate service. None. Since whatever shitty tip the Niggers leave, automatically goes to the support, I let them take care of the Niggers in my section.
LS2Goat500 11 months ago
@LS2Goat500 Fuck you! That is a false name! Everyone knows that Michael Jordan is the GOAT!
dkthg 10 months ago
@LS2Goat500 that's just rude.
JeraldMcClane 9 months ago
I wait tables. Niggers are 95% of the time going to fuck you. With those odds, I quit trying years ago. I bring them everything...All ingredients...
Learn to tip and behave as a race. That impossible 5% of the time you get treated to a tip, does not matter. ALL of them get the "extras".
LS2Goat500 11 months ago
Another stupid Nigger making excuses for the TNB or otherwise stereotypical behavior of Niggers. Worthless Nigger <--- (redundant).
LS2Goat500 11 months ago
Doesn't pay to treat a black person well as a waiter. No one gives a fuck about the rare occasion you get a good tip, all that hard work of bringing 30 lemons and 100 sugar packets and 1000 straws on 10 separate trips so their ghetto ass can make free lemonade isn't worth it. If you aren't racist against black people, you will be six months after waiting tables. The best recruiting tool for the KKK is the existence of sit down restaurants with waiters,
GGGGeorger 1 year ago
Black people who don't tip should stick to McDonalds because no one wants to wait on your non tipping a55es, most especially black waiters for whatever reason... and your food does get spat in. For black folk who know how to tip... you too because a waiter doesn't know before hand you are one of the 5-10% of black ppl that do tip so might as well save your money until the other 90% of cheap black people join the race of man kind. Waiters say it isn't RACISM its ECONOMICS.
GGGGeorger 1 year ago
yawn... i could tell it was going to be lame from the dooshbag suit he's got on.
elvisisdead26 1 year ago
Fact of life : I have a black friend who has a tree service, and he hates to do work for black people. ALWAYS want something extra for free and ur money is held hostage until they get it.
13lael 1 year ago
this nigga trippin.
flyfly4u 1 year ago
Everything was pretty funny except for the Slavery bit.
TwiztedAnimator 1 year ago
This is fucking stupid. Seems like the only material black comics have is slavery and the old black vs. white comparison. It was funny when Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor were doing it in the 70's and 80's, now it's just redundant. Find something new to talk about or shut the fuck up.
chosen11979 1 year ago 13
@chosen11979...dude, why are making such a general statement about Black comedians? You should really think before you write this type of shyt, about ALL Black comedians!
joceeco 1 year ago
@chosen11979 eat nuttz...
bambam254 1 year ago
@chosen11979 That's a great comment! Hey, didja ever notice that white people drive like THIS: dee dee deeee. And black people drive like THIS: doo doo doooo. Wow; we are so DIFFERENT!!
dkthg 10 months ago
@chosen11979 I understand the generalization, but I do think the comment was unfair. Check out Godfrey, Finesse Mitchell and Aisha Tyler.
JeraldMcClane 9 months ago
hahaha! subtractin the tip.. thats how i do lol. hella funny
JaktensTid 2 years ago
Didn't flow to well... The delivery was just not on point. But still it wasn't terrible, but at the same time is was forgettable.
jstar25 2 years ago
my, this is so unfunny.
MULDERFOX999 2 years ago 3
Thank-you for the feedback.
ypsilocal 2 years ago
This guy should go back to the restaurant business again
MrGrayeyez 2 years ago
This is a on the spot freestyled joke. i thought it went ok
ypsilocal 2 years ago
You should try to "writing" your jokes. You know, like a normal comedian who cares about being funny.
NinjaLikeTeaBagger 2 years ago
@MrGrayeyez I know Russell, too. He's an interesting fellow.
JeraldMcClane 9 months ago