muslims still up to old tricks
blowing things up just for kicks
I was one day surmisin'
how you could circumcize em,
But you cant - theres no end to them pricks.
FishNoLegs 1 year ago
There was a young man named Ed
Who vowed to be chaste until wed
He's easy to spot
By the huge arm he got
From jerkin his gherkin in bed!
There was a young lady named Mary
Whose..uh... cooch was kinda hairy
She wanted to shave it
But couldnt brave it
So she committed hari kari !
A limerick I made up while out at a girls-only party....
This little piggy became a hooker
This little piggy became a nun
This little piggy had hot sex
While this little piggy couldn't get none
And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way home---because he didn't make it to the bathroom!
The end.
RogueTheElfWarrior1 1 year ago
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice.
Used a dynamite stick for a phalus.
They found her vagina.
In South Carolina.
And a part of her anus in Dallas.
Crimedog3333 2 years ago 2
A man with two pricks from Azores.
Had one small and one big as a bores.
It was his wife that he'd stick.
With his undersized prick.
But the big one was for bitches and whores.
Crimedog3333 2 years ago
What fabulous race are the Persians
They have such clever diversions!
They fuck all the day
In the regular way
And they save up the night for perversions!
NativeNewYorkGuy 2 years ago
Okay. A rude limerick:
A horny young lady named Lil
F*cked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her v@gina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
(I thought it was hilarious, even though it's probably been heard before.) Lmfao. XD
rachelchunter 2 years ago
hahahahahha. . . your hair looks pretty here. ^ ^
hellopoppet06 4 years ago
Yay! It's an original one. ^_^
ThreeofThree 4 years ago
i should consider writing my own limerick's..
good stuff muff, i guess it's not so tough.
roadblock24 4 years ago
hahaha.. nice rhymes
ImaMuffin 4 years ago
You are AWESOME. ;-) I actually thought about writing my own too. It definately going to take some thought.
5 Stars ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
You dirty, dirty, dirty girl! I love it!lol
FRANKLY21 4 years ago
Wow! An original one! Nicely done, muffin. Thanks for the response...I am impressed.
sneakypreacher 4 years ago
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muslims still up to old tricks
blowing things up just for kicks
I was one day surmisin'
how you could circumcize em,
But you cant - theres no end to them pricks.
FishNoLegs 1 year ago
There was a young man named Ed
Who vowed to be chaste until wed
He's easy to spot
By the huge arm he got
From jerkin his gherkin in bed!
FishNoLegs 1 year ago
There was a young lady named Mary
Whose..uh... cooch was kinda hairy
She wanted to shave it
But couldnt brave it
So she committed hari kari !
FishNoLegs 1 year ago
A limerick I made up while out at a girls-only party....
This little piggy became a hooker
This little piggy became a nun
This little piggy had hot sex
While this little piggy couldn't get none
And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way home---because he didn't make it to the bathroom!
The end.
RogueTheElfWarrior1 1 year ago
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice.
Used a dynamite stick for a phalus.
They found her vagina.
In South Carolina.
And a part of her anus in Dallas.
Crimedog3333 2 years ago 2
A man with two pricks from Azores.
Had one small and one big as a bores.
It was his wife that he'd stick.
With his undersized prick.
But the big one was for bitches and whores.
Crimedog3333 2 years ago
What fabulous race are the Persians
They have such clever diversions!
They fuck all the day
In the regular way
And they save up the night for perversions!
NativeNewYorkGuy 2 years ago
Okay. A rude limerick:
A horny young lady named Lil
F*cked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her v@gina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
(I thought it was hilarious, even though it's probably been heard before.) Lmfao. XD
rachelchunter 2 years ago
hahahahahha. . . your hair looks pretty here. ^ ^
hellopoppet06 4 years ago
Yay! It's an original one. ^_^
ThreeofThree 4 years ago
i should consider writing my own limerick's..
good stuff muff, i guess it's not so tough.
roadblock24 4 years ago
hahaha.. nice rhymes
ImaMuffin 4 years ago
You are AWESOME. ;-) I actually thought about writing my own too. It definately going to take some thought.
5 Stars ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
You dirty, dirty, dirty girl! I love it!lol
FRANKLY21 4 years ago
Wow! An original one! Nicely done, muffin. Thanks for the response...I am impressed.
sneakypreacher 4 years ago