Great sound mixing. Absolute genius having Hitler say that he wants lie detector tests performed before the pan to the Reichsmarshall adjusting his tie and looking decidedly uncomfortable.
I hope my dad doesn't act like that when I get pregnant. He said he doesn't want to be a grandfather yet. His parents were grandparents at 52, and my parents are 59 and have been married for 35 years.
"Hitler finds out his daughter is pregnant" Then realises he got drunk & rawdogged some random.. it was his daughter! D: & suddenly remembers his daughter is HIV Positive.. && goes to get tested.. "Hitler finds out he has herpies" So upset with that.. He goes to roll a joint and discovers that "Hitlers weed is stolen" Then his gaurds break the news that 'Htlers mother is comeing to visit.' ............He'd have to explain........
AND THAT MY FRIENDS!.. is how Hitler decided to commit suicide.
I'll see her after the war..what a dad... anyone in this room who has ever slept with my daughter leave the room now. don't I look to young to be a grandfather...but if she thinks i'm turning one of my bunkers into a nursery she's got another thing coming!!! now bring some of the champagne we stole...my baby is having a baby
Maybe he should call Maury Povich......"When it comes to Hitlers grandchild, Fegelein, you are NOT the Father!....."When it comes to Hitlers grandchild, butch of Finance, you ARE the Father! Explain that one!!!!!!
was i the only one that almost pee'd my pants when he said anyoem who has slept with my daughter leave the room and almost all of them were guys and there was one girl? XD
was i the only one that almost pee'd my pants when he said anyoem who has slept with my daughter leave the room and almost all of them were guys and there was one girl? XD
@thepersonasleep course you wouldnt find anything on the internet, its all hidden, (though it may be that he had 3 brothers, but i dont remember, when i was told this by my s.s teacher it was about a year ago,)
Just like how nasa never really landed on the moon, and how 9/11 was created by the gov't, its all a conspiracy,
NO LO LEAS NO LO LEAS!!NO LEAS ESTO!!SI LO AS LEIDO COPIA Y PEGA ESTO EN 5 VIDEOS MAS SI NO LO HACES TU MADRE MORIRA EN 3 DIAS POR FAVOR HACERME CASO ES UNA MALDICIO
I get the feeling it's either Burgdorf because he looked very nervous when Hitler mentioned the lie detector test, or Fegelein because he's, well, Fegelein.
"anyone who has ever slept with my daughter please leave now"
20 guys leave
LOL that killed me
blah64924 4 hours ago
It's probably Fegelien
Aemildinosaur 4 days ago
"and you'll all have to take a lie detector"
*man adjusts his collar*
LOL
Windmagic444 5 days ago
"Anyone who has slept with my daughter, leave this room."
ROFL
drumsxgrl 1 week ago 3
NOT THE FADED SUBTITLES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice idea though :)
smoglessbutton4 2 weeks ago
I bet the father is Fegelein.
VelMidreamer 3 weeks ago 7
Hitler never even had a daughter!
huncfot1 3 weeks ago
@huncfot1
He had a son.
Usul573 1 week ago
@Usul573 Really?I never knew....Thanks for the knowledge =0
huncfot1 1 week ago
@huncfot1
Well now there's talk and evidence about him having a love child in 1918 with some French girl.
I guess we can't be 100% positive, but man there is a LOT of Hitler conspiracy theories and such.
Also, I am expecting a Hitler rants about this at some point.
Usul573 1 week ago
When he asked for "Everyone to leave who has slept with my daughter" and like everyone left, I lost it.
TMartinez22 4 weeks ago
"any one in the room who has slept with my daughter leave now" everyone leaves
SteveJAstorino 1 month ago
one of the best yet
terbernt 1 month ago
Excellent. Very funny. Totally original. Amazingly crisp subtitling. Deserves 100,000+ views.
Kestrelgrey 1 month ago 3
Someone should make a video where hitler's baby mama made him pay more money in child support
TheTranceOHolic 1 month ago
He told all the guys that slept with his daughter to leave, so all but 3 left haha
halojohnson 1 month ago 2
the father is probably fegelein
MrXXFatalisXX 1 month ago
@MrXXFatalisXX Yeah
huncfot1 3 weeks ago
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Someone should make a "Hitler finds out Obama signed the NDAA Bill" video!
AlienBeliever897 1 month ago
That last line is a killer. Very funny ;0
eezysqueezy 2 months ago
LOL'd at "Plus that butch girl in finance." :D
khelatar 2 months ago
Horizontal Hokey-Pokey !! LMFAO !!
beebeckful 2 months ago
hitler has family drama too just like us
ciscokidseven 2 months ago
Definitely one of the best "Hitler finds out" videos I've seen. :)
lachatestsurlamur 2 months ago
Those of you who had already slept with my daughter, leave the room now. And 10 people left the room XD
FacadesofLight 2 months ago 5
@FacadesofLight more than ten people.. and the sweaty dude was lyin
(lie decteceter test)
tigerstarss 2 months ago
lol its obama probebly or osama bin laden
MasterhpIke 2 months ago
Dont tell him the baby daddy is a nigga. ( no hating just joking)
936justme 2 months ago
Burgdorf is my main suspect.
Feanorielle 2 months ago
lol dont tell him that its twins yet
MrSeagull16 2 months ago
Horizontal hokey pokey .. lol
krossbonnez 2 months ago
lol who thought that "Someone on our staff" was fegelein?
13Kyubi1 2 months ago
OH SHIT!! I made top comment! Yaaayyy lmao xD
RockGirlz7 2 months ago
Dumbass Hitler never had any kids
TheFOREmaster13 2 months ago
@TheFOREmaster13 Not that we know of ;)
krossbonnez 2 months ago
One of the best)))
WitchSwamp 2 months ago
Hey, when when he was doing the fist thing he should have said "And I squeeze his balls so hard they'll pop like a fucking balloon!!"
JLXZ83 3 months ago
The father is Fegelein. I am his daughter :)))
joanlove108 3 months ago
As soon as he mentioned the lie detector and DNA tests, I was half expecting to hear him mention Jeremy Kyle.
Splop10 3 months ago
So, her daughter is bisexual?
iDarkPresence 3 months ago
notice Himmler is not there...i wonder why
zmileyman 3 months ago
@zmileyman
That's right! Himmler must have done it!
k51005267 3 months ago
@k51005267 "crips"
officialespa2009 3 months ago
"My baby is having a baby" LOL wtf??
MrRahpen 4 months ago 3
"and that bitch girl in finance" LOL
themillenia 4 months ago 5
hitler : ''Don't I look too young to be a grandfather?''
kareemcooljundi 4 months ago 4
When the girl said to the crying girl "Dont tell him its twins yet." made de laugh so hard...
LytleCreekerz 4 months ago 37
lmaoooo!! horizontal hokey pokey
Cluez31 4 months ago 23
LOL!! I love how nearly everyone leaves the room when Hitler tells 'whoever slept with his daughter' to walk out. XD
UncleRiv 4 months ago 5
its funny because hitler never had a daughter he married Eva Braun 2 days or so before he shot himself and she drank poisen
ncip007 4 months ago
i bet fegelin banged hiter daughter
1prottoy 4 months ago
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0:51 made laugh like i never did before.
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Ammo260 4 months ago
Great sound mixing. Absolute genius having Hitler say that he wants lie detector tests performed before the pan to the Reichsmarshall adjusting his tie and looking decidedly uncomfortable.
FlyingSkettiKitty 4 months ago
look up hitler finds out the rev is dead its the same here but different subtitles
TheKrZySnIpEr 5 months ago
horizontal hokey pokey.... lol
rockntroopen 5 months ago
HAH! Don't tell him it's twins yet! LMMFAO.... THAT made my day...
danmo783 5 months ago
@dizzy365 um that would be really really bad for you if you were a Jew and you got hitlers daughter pregnant.....
Lexthelime 5 months ago
it has to be feigelein who slept with hitler's daughter.
waffledude111111 5 months ago
it has to be feigelein who slept with hitler's daughter.
waffledude111111 5 months ago
Why is all the hitler videos always the same thing but different subtitles
CharleneJee1000 5 months ago
It's very confusing for germans to read the text while listening a different story.
HesseJamez 5 months ago
the best one imo
Lew15CFC 5 months ago
Whoever created these videos is fucking awesome!
henkcal 5 months ago
thumbs that Ben Stone is always getting in trouble
pennyjack2 5 months ago
2:15the horizantal honkey ponkey ROOFLXD
TheKingOfKings546 5 months ago 2
"Plus that butch girl in finance..." I laughed so hard!
CorsetGrace 5 months ago 3
@CorsetGrace Me too xD
PhoenixHelix 5 months ago
I hope my dad doesn't act like that when I get pregnant. He said he doesn't want to be a grandfather yet. His parents were grandparents at 52, and my parents are 59 and have been married for 35 years.
sarahedwards2 5 months ago 2
So that's why Hilter lost at the war
kiravnn 5 months ago
i bet it fegelein who put hitler daughter pregnant :P
he have 100 reason to do that X)
alexpower15 5 months ago 2
I never thought I see the day that Hitler and the SS will just sit around and talk about Hitler's daughter being knocked up LOL
Jumper788291TL 5 months ago
Wow everyone but 4 guys didn't screw his daughter
thyareworthyofthee 6 months ago
I bet the father is Gunsche, not Fegelien
Trashcansam123 6 months ago
If she thinks im turning my bunker into a nursery, she got another thing coming. LMAO...Goldd
browser067 6 months ago
Somebody is getting raped tonight loooool
boris69bg1 6 months ago
The nervous guy is epic...
MabruBlack 6 months ago
even the women slept with the daughter? damn!
benny6555 6 months ago
"Hitler finds out his daughter is pregnant" Then realises he got drunk & rawdogged some random.. it was his daughter! D: & suddenly remembers his daughter is HIV Positive.. && goes to get tested.. "Hitler finds out he has herpies" So upset with that.. He goes to roll a joint and discovers that "Hitlers weed is stolen" Then his gaurds break the news that 'Htlers mother is comeing to visit.' ............He'd have to explain........
AND THAT MY FRIENDS!.. is how Hitler decided to commit suicide.
RockGirlz7 7 months ago 53
@RockGirlz7 Now... make a Parody combining all of that... :D
DSDunlap72 2 months ago
@DSDunlap72 Lol yeah itd be pretty fuckin legit huh?
RockGirlz7 2 months ago
Hitler-The only person I think it could be is that jew , Fegelein , FEGELEIN , FEGELIEN , FEGLIEN!"
Steiner-I'm afraid , my highness , hail hitler , Fegelein , has nova 6 in his sperm , as I decided it was a good breeding habitat.
Hitler-WHAT!!??!! You fucking sun of a british prick , go get laid.
Steiner-Oh yeah , it's already happened , me and your daughter.
Hitler-STEINER! FEGELEIN!
IllusionIncTV 7 months ago
everyone left the room???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JulianIsInsideYou 7 months ago 6
I bet it was Fegelein
FlameKoRn 8 months ago 9
Anyone who has slept with my daughter leave the room now - everyone leaves- made me die
timmyrocksify 8 months ago 81
@timmyrocksify I am with you on that one....I cannot stop watching that one scene....can't watch it with a full bladder! LOL!
fanof3lisa 4 months ago
@timmyrocksify shouldnt he send out people who HASNT slept with his daughter, so he can rage on the people who did??
hskshag00 3 months ago
@hskshag00 Yeah that's true, haha.
timmyrocksify 3 months ago
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@timmyrocksify You took all the fun out of it..
UntakenNick 3 months ago
dont tell him its twins yet ...............lololololol
CrAzZyxxxJeW 8 months ago 5
Horizontal hokey pokey OMG lol
Skagerak666 8 months ago 7
Plus that butch girl in finance lol
XxMarkTheSharkxX 8 months ago 9
I'll see her after the war..what a dad... anyone in this room who has ever slept with my daughter leave the room now. don't I look to young to be a grandfather...but if she thinks i'm turning one of my bunkers into a nursery she's got another thing coming!!! now bring some of the champagne we stole...my baby is having a baby
redheadsyd 8 months ago 3
the horizontal hokey pokey LOL. and i love how most of the staff left.
LMA629 8 months ago 2
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Maybe he should call Maury Povich......"When it comes to Hitlers grandchild, Fegelein, you are NOT the Father!....."When it comes to Hitlers grandchild, butch of Finance, you ARE the Father! Explain that one!!!!!!
newmy33 8 months ago
Haaaaahahaha! Now let's do DNA test to all male staff plus that butch of Finance. Wow! Hilarious!! Lol!
936justme 9 months ago
Fegelein's the father! xD
Skieth112 9 months ago
@Skieth112
Oh christ, that's also funny since Fegelein had lots of affairs even though he was married.
Usul573 9 months ago
lol TWINS!
JohnnyLucian 9 months ago
"Whoever did the horizontal hocky poky with my daughter is gonna pay" hahaha XD
bransclan 9 months ago 2
no tell him the father is W.Churchill that will piss him off
narutofan321211 9 months ago
so funny
mikeborja1 9 months ago
i think the father should be fegelein that would piss him right off? :)
SophieeNiccx 9 months ago
@SophieeNiccx Fegelein, Fegelein... FEGELEIN!!!
jayci68 9 months ago
It was Gunsche!!!!
Greentoolify 10 months ago
p;easee i begg everyone dont tell hitler am da dad pleasee dont
XSaberXx 10 months ago
Ich glaube es war der Kerl, der seinen Kragen umgezogen ...
GiantEagleStealer7 10 months ago
'Anyone who has ever slept with my daughter leave now!'
*they all leave* Ha - Lol......
mozarttheraver123 10 months ago
The father is not Fegelein. It's actually Gunshe
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was i the only one that almost pee'd my pants when he said anyoem who has slept with my daughter leave the room and almost all of them were guys and there was one girl? XD
carlenactione 11 months ago
was i the only one that almost pee'd my pants when he said anyoem who has slept with my daughter leave the room and almost all of them were guys and there was one girl? XD
carlenactione 11 months ago 3
@carlenactione the only girls were the ones outside
copnite12342 10 months ago
anyone noticed that there was a girl among the ones who have slept with Hitlers daughter
theodorehui 11 months ago
lol. someone has to do a parody "hitler is informed that himmler is the father of his grandchild" with that dinner rant scene
MrPoltergeist80 11 months ago
@MrPoltergeist80
....Himmler......
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HIMMLER!!!
That would be great!
Usul573 10 months ago
hahahah even Fegelein fucked her and i guess hes the father
MsKevin400 11 months ago
one of the things that makes me laugh the most is that nearly everyone in the room left... WHAT A SLAG HAHAHA
icaughtfire93 11 months ago
Actually it was one of Marshal Zhukov's sons.............what in-laws!
vitameat 11 months ago
is his daughter a prostitute, i can tell at 0:49
karanghostdesai99 1 year ago
It was probably Fegelein.
feligirl01 1 year ago 2
horizontal hokey pokey?
O_O
SummerAngelGirl 1 year ago
wats the movies name?
Emogurl1198 1 year ago
whats the name of the movie
srowowlinkzelda 1 year ago
stalin= Horizontal Hokey Pockey
AssassinsCreedGod 1 year ago 2
Wow, that must be the horniest chick to ever exist then.
"Shh, don't tell him it's twins yet." XD XD XD
kirby28645 1 year ago
haha much funnier than the justin bieber one
hunterlovers3 1 year ago
"Right, I want DNA tests conducted on all my male staff. Plus that butch girl in finance." rofl
DrStrangelove346 1 year ago
Hitlers son is Lady Gaga !!
thelettertsix 1 year ago
It was Fegelein!
shreddman8704 1 year ago 4
lol "Don't tell him there Twins Yet"
PedroyItatiFan 1 year ago 2
6 people did not sleep with Hitler's daughter
40Pacino 1 year ago
The best!!
condreacata 1 year ago
Fegelein did it!
sulacomarine 1 year ago
Ann Coulter is actually Hitler's daughter.
SouthParkGirl97 1 year ago
even the girl left lol
TheChemi 1 year ago
LMAO great work on this video! Wait till he finds out Fegelein is the father. lol
heresjohnny1231 1 year ago
at first ithought this is real then after watching other videos i found out the fake subtitles
Chamath5 1 year ago
At least Jodl's not a father xD
OpenGLSecond 1 year ago
Problem: Hitler wasn't married until like, two days before he committed suicide in the Fuhrerbunker.
Mber7560 1 year ago
Almost everyone walked out of the room when he told everyone who slept with his daughter to leave LOL
Sandra3594 1 year ago
Fegelein is the father of the baby
JasmineHatake 1 year ago 3
haha the horizontal hokey pokey!! XD
michaelkurzendoerfer 1 year ago 3
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"Everyone who has slept with my daughter......leave now." XD
SuddenMovieImpact 1 year ago
It is obviously Fegelin
TheNevikProject 1 year ago
don't tell him that its twins yet
evilmangoeater 1 year ago 131
THIS IS WHY NEVER TO PLAY HORIZONTAL HOKEY POKEY WITH HITLER'S OFFSPRING
icaughtfire93 1 year ago 7
Even the women left?
UnitedInfection 1 year ago
@UnitedInfection yep they're lesbians
Sevoverkill 1 year ago
can you imagine if you DID knock up hitlers daughter...imagine how screwed you would be, no pun intended..
Trekfan1001 1 year ago 80
@Trekfan1001 Hitler had 3 kids, they were all boys, LOL
Fact-There are still alive but there last names were changed and they were sworn to not have children
frizzykid100 8 months ago
@frizzykid100 that must suck O_O
TarrantXAlice 8 months ago
@frizzykid100 hitler had no kids dude
thepersonasleep 5 months ago
@thepersonasleep yes he did, they had there last names changed, and im pretty sure there all still alive,
he didnt have any daughters though,
frizzykid100 5 months ago
@frizzykid100 dude i swear to god. it made me curious so i went and spent a whole day looking and found nothing
thepersonasleep 5 months ago
@thepersonasleep course you wouldnt find anything on the internet, its all hidden, (though it may be that he had 3 brothers, but i dont remember, when i was told this by my s.s teacher it was about a year ago,)
Just like how nasa never really landed on the moon, and how 9/11 was created by the gov't, its all a conspiracy,
frizzykid100 5 months ago
@frizzykid100 but where did u learn it from i mean i understand now and admit i was wrong but i jus wanna now
thepersonasleep 5 months ago
@thepersonasleep My old social studies teacher, Its funny what the social studies books that most schools have dont tell you :)
frizzykid100 5 months ago
@frizzykid100 ahh thx srry i doubted u
thepersonasleep 5 months ago
@frizzykid100 ahh srry for doubting u
thepersonasleep 5 months ago
@Trekfan1001 only if your a jew - he might make you his second if you weren't
lfstudios10 6 months ago
@Trekfan1001
The though of all the gestapo and all the armies and everyone chasing one guy.......is both hilarious and terrifying.
Usul573 6 months ago
@Trekfan1001 Imagine if you're a Jew and knocked up Hitler's daughter...
dizzy365 5 months ago
NO LO LEAS NO LO LEAS!!NO LEAS ESTO!!SI LO AS LEIDO COPIA Y PEGA ESTO EN 5 VIDEOS MAS SI NO LO HACES TU MADRE MORIRA EN 3 DIAS POR FAVOR HACERME CASO ES UNA MALDICIO
TomasVII 1 year ago
THAT was fucking hilarious.
SparkyPingPong 1 year ago
Really really well done, excellent work!!!!
Rollinfourlitre 1 year ago
"I want DNA tests on all of my male staff!! Plus that butch girl in finance..."
hahahahaha
illegallynotblonde 1 year ago
i dont want to know how she could have a kid with 'that butch girl' lol :P
wazguy232 1 year ago
It's funny how he says "CREPES" when he's mad. I always laugh even though I have no idea what it means in German.
danitiwa 1 year ago
HE'LL REGRET THE DAY HE PLAYED THE HORIZONTAL HOKEY POKEY WITH ANY DAUGHTER OF MINE
*ANGRY FACE*
lol
goawayeatserbunny 1 year ago 3
make a video of the scene where hitler shouts Fegelein like mad
Cabronffs 1 year ago
Brilliant work mate!
dxfreight 1 year ago
hahaha "dont tell him it was twins yet
Tryphon34 1 year ago 3
I get the feeling it's either Burgdorf because he looked very nervous when Hitler mentioned the lie detector test, or Fegelein because he's, well, Fegelein.
LuigiGodzillaGirl 1 year ago 6
Hitler was a wise man
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