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  • Ihr Akzent ist sexy.

  • Well, Iwanna learn German. I know Croatian, English, in school i learn Italiano and this by myself.

  • @SuperRatchetLover Are you from Croatia?

  • how to learn german website: ge.cxx.ca

  • I am German, but I have no idea how to speak the language. This helped a lot though.

  • I had to download the damn video in 720p to hear what the hell she was saying.

  • I'm taking German next year in Highschool, hopefully I can say it all correctly. I like to study up on german and stuff related to the language. I know the small parts of their language like 'hello', 'is', 'my/mine' but this class will help me learn how to say everyday stuff in German, after the german class is done we have to go a whole day saying german even to other teachers/classes. :/

  • ... and now I'm fluent ... saying goodbye sounds like a sneeze

  • I have this fond of learning german which just popped up out of no where. Maybe german sounds so juicy and seductive language. I am gonna go long way ahead for sure. :)

  • i dont verstehen, wie kann euch Englisch sprechen???????

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  • Im planning on going to switzerland, i can speak english portugese spanish and im trying to learn german, lol i can speak many europeon languages but im only a quarter european and mostly native american

  • @TheCaptainjuicy Puedes probar mi canal para aprender alemán. I just started to post a german language course ;-)

  • Hallo Sierohr Guten Morgen

  • I like to learn German language but still hard for me to pronounce.

  • @dianawidayanti Hi! If you got problems with the german pronounciation check out my channel! I created videos especially for that and I just started a german language course :-)

  • xD Tina und Hans begrüßen sich und sagen danach gleich bis später... :D

  • German language is lke to trying to throw something that you left in the neck inside.LOL

    no seriously its given to me the impression that there is a vocal and expressive dissonance

  • Toten alle die Juden?

  • Iam from Germany, its a vry nice Tutorial, but we Germans can speak better English. Dont try to speak German, its a boring Language.

  • I'm Latino, and I like the German language because it sounds assertive more than any other language.

  • Danke,ja,Nein wie alt bist du, ich leibe dich, ich bin ich will dich hallo im on German sides a lot

  • if the person say they have a bad day- you have to say ah das ist mal. Tchuss.

  • THIS IS THE BEST TUT FOR GERMAN I HAVE SEEN :D

  • Haha why is german such a sexy language gives me a boner :D

  • @Makeme0210 @_@

  • I WONDER HOW YOU LOOK @_@

  • this is the sexiest language LOL

  • I don’t speak German but I can if you like!!

  • I DID PRETTY DAMN GOOD FOR NEVER SPEAKING IT I THINK MAY HAVE FELL IN LOVE WITH GERMAN!!!!!!!!!

  • Thank-you! Danke!

  • omg... so odd for me, cuz there are 3 'sie' and now there's this DIR... I mean, why not use du!??!?!  :(

  • Schön zu sehen, wie Leute eine Sprache lernen, die ich schon perfekt kann. ^^

  • @zzzAND1zzz auch ist es schön

  • it is acually gutan tag, wie geht es ihnan

  • @bomb1237 Es tut mir Leid, aber ist est wirklich "guten" und "Ihnen" gespellt ... not with an "a."

  • Tina wanted to get the hell out of there!!!

  • @ThePeopleSmilee because hans is a perv

  • sie sind zuruckglieben, is that right? "you are retarded" by the way im not calling anyone retarded, im just asking because ive been using it on my friends haha.

  • what i find strange about other languages is that sometimes words are changed depending on what word comes before or after, in this case german, i can only speak a few phrases, but thats it.

  • This all sounds better when u say it in the way the singer in Rammstein sounds

  • i need to speak german.

  • i want to learn german so bad! this video is amazing! 

  • Uh may I know why it is "Gut und dir"? instead of "Gut und du"? What's the difference? Danke!

  • @jsyemty ... I give you money. Ich gebe "dir" Geld. I said it to you. Ich sagte es "dir". I wish you the best. Ich wünsche "dir" das Beste. I come with you. Ich komme mit "dir". but I love you. Ich liebe "dich". Your Car is beautiful. "Dein" Auto ist schön. Your guitar sounds good. "Deine" Gitarre klingt gut. Is that yours? Ist das "deines" or "dein`s"? Not so easy to expain. "Dir" you use if something is happening with your discussion partner ... for expl. you give him a book.
  • @jsyemty ... i can advise you (Ich kann "dir" empfehlen") to watch many german tv-shows, films, news and so on ... especially here on youtube.

    It helps me to understand and speak english.

  • German depresses me...

  • i am doing this because

    1.my grandpa has a hitler stash

    2. i want to be german

    3. people get picked on for being a wight person

  • @gmod1998 isnt that great? im learning german too cus a old lady from my church was thittler's fav. Olympic swimmer, she said she was very supported to and loyal to hittler just before worl war II when she scape and came to the usa

  • @gmod1998 What is a wight person? XD

  • Wait did this really happen?

  • ugly langauge as well as dutch one

  • hans? xD

  • I have leaned a whole song on german:Sag tu den andre das ich auf den weichbeek mich brillen und false snurrebarcg! or something like that

  • My sister is totally fluent in German & many other English speakers say it's a lot easier to learn then latin languages, due to the grammar. A lot of business companies in the UK & other Anglosphere nations like ppl to learn German or Chinese, which have very powerful economies & populations of speakers.

  • @lilyeve222

    German and english are quite the same, but the german grammar is horrable :D

    keep it up... i know it's hard to learn... I'm from germany and i know it's also hard for the german people :D

    It's great to see that such a small country has such a following :)

  • Basic German Conversation:

    Hello

    Good day.

    How are you?

    Good, and you?

    I'm also good.

    See you later.

    Bye.

  • is dutch and german the same

  • @imfoxer206 no it's not. But almost. I live in germany and my friend lives in the netherlands. Sometimes I understand her but sometimes not so we have to speak english or turkish.

  • I find it odd that you'd teach "wie geht es dir" as opposed to the far more common "Wie geht's". Is it because of the contraction?

  • Did Hitler made this Language? if so he's really cleaver and nice person =)

  • @escNOOOB german was made before he was even born. hitler just spoke it

  • @foreverinbloom14 OMG don't you see i was kidding?! how stupid can you be LOL..

  • @escNOOOB Hahahahhahhhahahhahaahaha

  • @escNOOOB im gullible not retarded, i take things seriously, you don't have to laugh. so why call people names? like geez

  • @escNOOOB Hitler came from Austria silly.

  • @Vaney0 Oooooh you are so cleaver girl your mom must be soooo proud! -.-

  • @escNOOOB But your first; "Did Hitler made this Language?" smartest question of the year, not?

    You have to count on answers, if you're asking such a provocative question, so don't react.

  • @Vaney0 It's a provocative question? and you know what all people think in the world? no you're not know that end of disqussion...

  • how are you can simply be reduced to "wie gehts"

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  • want to learn german ?

    watch cartoons on RTL 2

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  • @ panosfye but you are right German isnt very lovely to listen to as some others like french or italian.

  • @ panosfye Why would someone want to learn German? mabee someone who is German who was born and raised in the us who was only taught a few words of German and would like to know more.. So they can also teach their children.. Plus if you can really scare the pants off someone yelling in German if you need to protect your self. just yelling the few words i know in German with my temper has helped me out a time or two. of course you have to have the right dialect with it.

  • who the fuck will want to learn such a stupid launguage ? i mean there are so many inteligent launguages why to learn stupid german ? please some one answer me ?

  • @panosfye I can't answer you cause I have no idea why anyone would like to study this language.

  • I only like this video because her voice is soothing.

  • @ExplodingOrangePanda  i kno right

  • dunke

  • Hallo,

    Bis später.

  • thats such a lame conversation 2 ever have!!

  • i,as a german,find this video quite amusing

  • quiet much:D

  • @desjaraah Ah, du ist Deutsch. :) I am Englisch.

  • @desjaraah and you should watch "how to use english grammar properly" :D

  • @desjaraah we would know, because you speak unusually in english, but not that any of what you are saying is out of order, just you use words like quite and amusing. :P just like i bet most german people dont a dull conversation like that haha, in the video im referring to.

  • @desjaraah warum

  • Hallo!!!hiel hitler

    *punches in face*

  • in the UK if we bump into someone we say i am sorry good sir :)

  • Hallo.

  • Hetalia taught me Ich Liebe Dich. <3

  • ist ya auch SOO schwer :D

  • @xXxKeinNamexXx Deutsch gehört zu den 4 schwersten Sprachen der Welt. Du als Muttersprachler hast kein Plan wie schwer das eigentlich ist

  • @WhatsUpGringo ich weiß .D

  • @Yuppieskills ich auch!! ;D

  • You can also say Wie geht's (How are you) Because german ppl does'nt use the word ''you'' that much :)

  • @megalenellmith

    Guten Tag translates to Good Day

    Good morning is Guten Morgen

  • Nazi

  • @liham1000 Und du freund, sind ein rassistisch bigot.

  • @megalenellmith WELL THEN TRY TELLIN MY FRIEND THAT AND THEN SHELL TELL YA OTHERWISE!

  • can u make more plz cause im gonnna go on a trip 2 germany i need more phrases

  • @shard46 Uh Im sorry but hello is Guten Tag. Not Hallo!

  • @webcamfan2569 Guten Tag is Good day or Good morning, Hallo is hello

  • @webcamfan2569 no its not, stop trying to be a smart ass

  • @BlackRose4445 HEY I HAD A FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I ASKED HER "AMBER HOW DO U SAY HELLO IN GERMAN?" AND THEN SHE SAID "GUTEN TAG" SO YEAH SHE TOOK GERMAN 4 IN HIGH SCHOOL!

  • @webcamfan2569 oh well guess what i am german so fuck off, i think i know how to speak my own language

  • HALLO ICH BIN DEUTSCHER Xd

  • Hi everyone!

    I recently started a german playthrough of Fallout 3 on my channel.

    test your german skills and feel free to subscribe!

    thx

  • i'm learning this at school

  • shut shut up up

  • gut

  • the only german i know is "buck dich" thanks to rammstein.

  • Ooops *Dutch

  • German is sissy dutch

  • if you bump into someone in america you say *My Bad*

  • @WWEHomeVid not the america i live in, they say "what the fucks your problem?!?!?" lol :)

  • @BoboGumdrop Brooklyn? Jersey? Queens? lol

  • @BoboGumdrop You are so right.

  • @WWEHomeVid rofl...that's great lol

  • This is so fuckin funny if you're German :D

  • @musiicfreakxx ahahha. derbe. :D

  • are u hot?

  • @mikeknowshow shes trying to teach you german not fuck you so why would you care?

  • @187thekid  jw

  • I sprech a klein deustch!

  • @Yuppieskills ich auch!!!

  • Naja, dann noch viel Spaß beim Lernen! :D

  • this is slang german

  • Tschuss Sounds Very odd.

    Fattar inte alls deras grammatik heller då dom inte använder konsonanterna Rätt.

    Maybe it's beacuse German took much words from Hungarian,Chezh Language and made something on there own. The use The letter " Z" kinda often like the Poles also...

  • @321beth321

    Hey im also 13 and from Germany. If you Want to Know something,ask me!

  • The emphases are a bit weird. That's the only reason why it sounds so aggressive ;). When you speak it fluently you don't stress each word like this.

  • hey apart from mir can i say ich too?

  • @christianb44 No, you have to use "mir" in that example.

  • guten is with doubleT you dumbass

  • i think if you would talk like the woman in the vid, every german would hit you in your face... and by the way, whats that for a conversation?

    hi, how are u, fine, bye xD

  • @GarrettGSF LOL

  • That was really basic and pretty short. But not bad for the start^_^ kinda cool too see how many ppl wanna learn german. if i weren't a native speaker i actually wouldn't wanna learn it xDDDDDDDDD sounds too aggressive

  • I'm sitting here like "Hans... Hans...", before realising it's a name. ._.

  • i'm german and i need to learn!!!

  • so practically the Ts in Tschuss is silent? :l

  • im 13 and i want to learn German so badly! Dx

  • @321beth321 its pretty easy to learn i just started yesterday and already know a few words bi heart like sehr gut gemacht and bitte und danke :D

  • @321beth321 me too !

  • @321beth321 who cares about your age?

  • @AKAjocey ?

  • thats conversation was so BASIC

  • German is such a cool language! I wish I was German. D:

  • @JassyWTF Danke

  • @JassyWTF thanx i wanst sure if i worded it right. im just learning. iknow basic intros requesting food and drink. and a little bit of insulting and some sweet talking. ich verde dich lieben mein ganses leben. =)

  • @Yuppieskills You will learn German. I dont know how I knew that O_o

  • ich habadurst, ich braucha ein bier sofort, koenen sie mia helfen?

  • i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to learn germann

  • i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeed to learn germ

  • i learn my german from the rock band RAMMSTEIN!!!!!!! (:

  • @pacogerardo96 its metal

  • @pacogerardo96 ooo im gonna check out that ban!

  • @pacogerardo96 Rammstein makes Metal 

  • i wana learn german so i can fuck a german chick one day!

  • Hans Landa

  • natch der untoten .. that's all i can say :p 

  • @MrHyeqarl

    nacht :D :D :D

  • @MrHyeqarl "Night of the undead" its a start...

  • @falsy69 ty :D , actually i dont know what that means :D , i play COD 4

  • das hat mir gar nichts gebracht! Ich kann immer noch kein Deutsch. Ich werds wohl nie lernen. Son Sch*iß!

  • Add me on twitter and help me learn German bitter!!

    @Dagbert13