Picking Up Girls Using Embarrassing Items - Get Her Number!

[MissBreBre3000]

lolz the girl sniffs the anal beads

[dudefromsomeplace101]

Pick up girls... while grasping their hair

[Bazzzzzaaaaaa]

Is the condom ACTUALLY filled with jizz? 0.o

[sparda4474]

lmao at the condom on the phone

[SwiftDreamer]

ok, both of those girls, saw him pull out duck tape, a bra and some panties, and they still gave him their number. either these guys are legends or i need to be in that state

[juuFo]

Oh shit :D I would be so fucking embarrassed I would stay in my house for a few months

[iJakobLanglois]

Wait but I have porn...

[44RECORD]

5:17 TO 5:21 HAHAHA AGREE ?

[TheKwinix]

Best one BY FAR!

[SerChade]

LOL, I love how he took everything out in the middle of the street!

[xxvolumebikerxx]

hahah Ive never laughed so hard at a youtube video before. this is funny as hell good job guys hahaha

[NikySportsPromotion]

was that an intentional double entendre with the vagisil being good for the bones?

[ismajosh]

haha the black girl

[SkullOfYorick]

If only English girls had such a good sense of humour...

[hurleyskatebrand45]

but wait i have porn lol

[digs0795]

Whose jizz is in the condom rofl

[HuseenFTW]

random black girl lol

[mangohaze666]

condom was awsome LOL



[00Riddlebox]

omfg pull out duck tape rolffff

[00Riddlebox]

you.......fucking....... legends.....

[kingdestroyer100]

WTF WERE THEY GET THE CONDOM WITH JIZZ

[SkullOfYorick]

@kingdestroyer100 I don't think, it's real jizz XD

[hnorberto]

I had to stop drinking my soda I could not hold it down, because I was laughing too much

[bibigolag1]

OMFG CONDOM WITH JIZZ

You guys are HEROES



[mPsyguy]

Genius

[juanluis2092]

OMG guys you're soooo fucking hilarious!!!! hahaha I've been laughing through the whole fucking video!!! X

XD XD XD

[jewelsrforfools]

2:39-2:57 is the BEST part of the video. Literally LOL'd for several minutes straight. Unfortunately for my roommate it is 3am.

[Igoing2befamousstuff]

Oh you guys are halarious

[c1h2a3d4b5e6e7m8a9n]

These guys are masters

[DORUKOZKAN]

3:50 to beat of too why the fuck else would i have a porno mag LOOOOL

[93kingjoe]

We'll...... its a fucking porno mag. 3:45

[93kingjoe]

Lmao its Zach Galifianakis! @ 0:46 (left side)

[lp0715]

actually just put it in...thats what she said!

[sbyseven]

2:54 Can you explain that? Oh yeah last night...I farted really hard xD

[theorangeiscool1]

@sbyseven he said he partied really hard :P

[OutyMan]

Epic Panty Sniff 4:58

Epicer Panty Sniff 5:15

[iazire]

He pulls the condom off the phone, EPIC

[DespiteTheSpikes]

ESTbest95 is a fag

[staalhaan87]

what did she say in 0:49?

[fingerlickingoodism]

wow, dude, these guys are CRAZY lollol

[Dylanfps]

HOLY FUCK you guys are in ohio?

[keesso9]

so whos jizz is in thecondom 

[TacoBananaMode]

@keesso9 There isn't really jizz in there lol

[Videopersonstuff]

pause at 0:28 lol and thumbs up guy

[ijbee]

Hahah He Actual Sniffed The Bra & Undies !

[ProwlerBorn]

these guys are geniuses

[DeChief1]

these pickup games doesn't help people learn to pickup girls...these are for pros...but it's still funny

[HQQTER5]

i have that guess jacket

[dmantay]

.gg

[battleandjams]

these guys get more girls then charlie sheen

[codyw130]

pick up girls . . . while drunk!

[DirtyKhmer4Eva]

im not the type to care about likes, i only watch probably 3 youtube videos a week, but its pretty satisfying, didnt even know but people keep replying. and now im just wondering, how i can view what i posted cuz sometimes i dont know what i put, and i just have random responds. for example i just read a respond to my comment in a different video "buttsex from behind" and im like "what?, what did i put?" and i cant find my post anywhere

[IR591620]

@DirtyKhmer4Eva If you ever need to find what you posted as a comment on a video, go to the video and click on view all comments. Then press control-f and type in your username. It will be highlighted and shouldn't be to difficult to find.

[DirtyKhmer4Eva]

@IR591620 sweet thanks man, helps a whole lot, now i dont have to leave people unanswered lol

[Yeeeooo000]

i thought the point of the video was to give tips but it seems more like a prank channel

[sbyseven]

@Yeeeooo000 the tips are:

Be confident

it doesnt matter if you fail or rejected

Have fun, enrich your life

Dont take life seriously, because you are gonna die at the end

[S1ppyCup]

Pick up girls...as pokemon!

[AndyDude1412]

lol u guys filmed the introduction just a couple block from where i live

[senorcumshot]

What's the name of the magazine?

[nathanspratt]

this was hard to watch

[punnanpro]

It's funny because so many of us were raised to believe that bitches are prudes, in fact, most of the prudes are men and older women, younger bitches love to do all sorts of kinky sex. A man needs to keep his bitches in check, and you can basically tell her what to do on command.

[alzaeem435]

0:51 .. repeat pressing on it .. The horror!!

[SDkoolKidd]

4:50 I bet they kinda got scared when he pulled out the duct tape lol

[fdub301]

@SDkoolKidd or, they got really turned on. true story.

[DerrenBrown100]

2:05 why did she smell them??

[mydadsaloser]

haha i laughed my ass of when he sniffed the g banger

[thekeithchannel]

0:20 LOL at the guy walking by like "What the fuck...?"

[Superhaufen1337]

3:35 pretty smart

[ianduude]

I wonder, what specific brand of tampons are required?

[iGotTheTopComment]

STOP CENSORING STUFF FFS

[AgGResSiiON]

Take a wiff! lol

[belthazormn1]

this is like the most entertaining channel on youtube!

[benw555]

haha hillarious, just found out about these guys

[locomoco453]

Indian guy-doctor

Asian guy-engineer

white guy-much-er 

[andrewsss122]

HAHAH THE ASIAN DUDE AT 0:21

[NestorCldrn]

WHY THE HELL DID SHE SMELL THE ANAL BEADS!

[MrMrG3AR]

Before you started getting numbers...I said to myself "Oh these pooor poor girls"

[DirtyKhmer4Eva]

i laughed so hard when she sniffed the anal beads

[BlySS93]

@DirtyKhmer4Eva The strange things is she even smelled then atall . He's like "take a whiff" and she just grabbed it and shoved it up her nose. lol

[jdowiv]

omg the girl sniffing anal beads i fell outa my seat laughing!!!!

[bilbob2007]

0:52 The wife of the black rapist in the other videos XD

[viciokas1993]

That Vagisil woman at the beginning was just EPIC!

[TheSmoshrules]

Thumbs up if you think that those guys have metal balls.

[Ytrolls]

WHATS THE INTRO SONGG?@!!?@#?

[slaphappyunicorn]

@Ytrolls gamefire by klaypex

[GLep15]

Kong as a asian nerd

[Flumpter]

Literally pick them up :D

[gwidao123]

Condom on the phone was brilliant! hahaha

[TheCcrizZ]

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE lol

[Waldituned]

Vibrator falls out of the pocket... "Ouh... that´s not mine..."

[liljosh512]

Did she seriously smell your anal beads? wtf lol

[kittolai]

For the girls in the City,these items r weak!

[tcmKILL4]

"vagasil you need to use this cause youre a funky cock hoe"

[StrechedSwat]

Pickup girls.....no seriously, pick them up.

[Doofster17]

pick up girls with a boner

[deviinskii]

its funny cause there asian

[CaIamlty]

3:35 "SHE KNOOOWS!!!!!!!"

[ESTbest95]

Whoever gets the top comment is a fag

[Puqpetmaster]

0:46 LOOOOOOOOOOL this bitch is crazy xD

[pouyapow]

looooollllllll this was fuckin hilarious 

[asianboycalledurmom]

kong..



[Swimgirl6855]

are u in sanfran?? omg. i love u guys even more knowing ur from the bay!! represent!

[youngllboss]

Thumbs up for the old man creeper at 0:20

[bigWILLbaseball32]

this jsut shows me there are so many area codes in the Greater Los Angeles Area!

[1itemphat]

she really just smelt those ANAL BEADs and im pretty sure they touched her face

[SkateInRain]

how awkward was it buying all that at the sex store?...

[Lax99Maryland]

3:27 Milf.

[theOHterry]

lol at refusing to pick up the dildo

[girbot212]

haha wow thts so bad wen he drops the box of tampons LOL ohwell u get tht and is ur intro song an actual song or somthing otherwise cud i get it ?

[kuyaGEN]

kong is epic! 

[IkeMarthRoy123]

wtf @random nigger 0:50

[PortugalOle10]

@IkeMarthRoy123 you seriously have to be racist....such a douche bro...

[alexndre19]

By far this is the best SimplePickup video ever...

[NOBLEbe4nerEatR]

Black chicks are the worst....

[cDoxz]

LOL REPLAY THE LAUGH AT 0:52.

[hindleyfc]

Lmfao when he sniffs the knickers at 4:48

[Ace12341]

kongs jacket is fresh

[beest08041980]

Pick up girls when you are with your girlfriend....

[apo115]

@beest08041980 haha i so hope they do that.

[Isreal4realz]

@beest08041980 they dont have any real girlfriends, maybe a girlfriend ever other weekend.. but these guys are true playas.

[canef3ar]

@beest08041980 why would they have a girlfriend?

[beest08041980]

HAHAHAHA oooh my god is that Kim Kardashian.....

[ImperialLegionTV]

The bra and panties was freakin hillarious.

[nikola1389ful]

omfg how thats inposibel



[J3RKBOIIWOND3R]

she actually smelled the anal beads?!?!?!?!?!?! omgggg xD

[williamshober]

lol SMELL THE PANTIES *soft weird voice* ssmell the panties

[TeamNinjaStrike]

Crazy black CHICK ftw!

[SylvaniaFreeeRunning]

yeah 419! 3:40

[mexicanX04]

kong is a boss !! [:

[jingleman31]

Some of the number are probably gonna be fake, but the main point is, they are actually getting "a" number from the girls. Who cares if some of the numbers you get from girls are fake at least you went and got numbers, then after you get numbers and they are fake. Figure out what you can do to improve to get the results you want.

[Isreal4realz]

2:51 (gayass harry potter accent) are you willing to explain that?

[freshtodeath561]

Some of those numbers gotta be fake

[Duvalll21]

Ok I just gotta know cause these vids crack me up.. But do you guys actually hang out with these chicks & fuck em? I sure would haha

[frrenchiefrrie]

0:21 judgemental glance

[Avatar230594]

I love that black chick

[graffart951]

" Naa i'm juss playin HAHAAAAAHAGHHHHH ! "

[DreamFist11]

Can you make a video on how to get the balls to do what you do

[danieltuent178]

picking up bitches at a community college?

[silentubiquit]

She shoves her face in those anal beads. Damn.

[HollowWithin001]

LMAO at the end he takes out the panties and smells them then looks at the girls face for her reaction!!!

[Onoxsys]

Nobody has more balls than these men.

[jingleman31]

@Onoxsys RSD ;)

[BBidiot]

@Onoxsys Remi Gaillard

[michiel20]

@Onoxsys I do when I'm drunk

[axelanderali]

I'll wager you can't pick up girls if you have to speak under your breath

[dancingforever14]

dress up like a girl and do simple pickup~

HILARIOUS

[wackybrak]

RESTORE THE PENIS PICKUP!

[MrChrisgallegos]

i go to that campus

[AbsolutezeroArk]

714? You guys are in my area??? HOLY SHIT :DDDD

[tubub]

Kong is the fucking man. 4:55, dude should do stand-up.

[ACIIDTROJAN]

how do u keep a straight face man omfg bahaha

[ProspeedCTR]

You guys fucking rock!

[killingspree]

faaaaaaake

[MrTylerknowsbest]

ROFL you guys make me laugh so fucking hard hahaha

[pomotom]

lol wen he looked up at 5:00

[fauzo86]

i think Jason is great man...hes awesome!

[ty99999returns]

Personally i think you blurr our their faces because its fake.

[PivotB3stZ]

@ty99999returns Dude... screw you.

[axelanderali]

That was the funniest episode ever!!!!!!!!

[chrisrods1994]

00:52 HAHAHA

[MahoneFilm]

Pick up girls while wearing a pair of panties on your head, and a bra around your chest. And Do the one with the strip club.

[117ihsan]

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THE DILDO DROPS FROM THE DUDES POCKET!!!!! LOLL