You Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it! :-{(

[DodsworthMcGilicutty]

Jake Lamotta vs. Rocky Baloboa was the first thing I thought. I feel shortchanged about "Machete". They could have had at least one scene with Deniro & Steven Seagal together. A scene with them could have created catch-phrases for years to come. They Blewww it!!!

[placebo4yo]

When I saw this scene, I told myself 'THIS HAS TO BE ON YOUTUBE!' ahahaha

[smashvillenashville]

Thats what she said.

[malcolmmorin]

I think Billy in the related vids also has something to say to you too, Pupkin.

[Ko1962315]

Pupkin!

[tolanstout]

Thumbs up if you recognize this from The Stern Show.

[whatthefluk]

two of the best right there!

[Docsdanameppp]

damn this scene is just fucking classic de niro.

[TheConradish]

capesh?

[Prometheus800BC]

"I offered you a chance to be a cock and you bleeeeew it!"

[eliasyoussef1]

Stallone is KING

[FadoodleX]

I love that scene.

[waltermcbobom]

you deaf fuck lmao

[LazorTempest]

4 people blew it

[joemj413]

I went here after listening to Howard Stern

[Alturqeyathome82]

LOL De Niro looks like Charles Bronson (RIP) in this movie.

[airemillion90]

good enough for a poke, right?

[ttobyg]

SWEEET LADYYYY

[gearHEADZ504]

White people and your actors denzel washington will smith tupac was a hell of a better actor den dese shcmuks!

[EyesAngel7]

@gearHEADZ504 jealousy is a disease

[Salguine]

@gearHEADZ504 That may be, but we aren't borderline illiterate.

[koolwhip59]

I only looked this up because of tim and eric.

[tupacsomething69]

rocky v godfather

[mcgurkryans]

Rocky vs Raging Bull! You blewwwww it, Rock!

[TheGr8assFr8ass]

@smoothcriminal7033

OOOOIT --- OOOOIT--- OOOOIT --- OOOOIT --- OOOOIT

:D

[smoothcriminal7033]

Just press 7

[jacobsladderfat]

KEEP PRESSING 0

[jerryvalez]

this movie shows that, on rare occasions, stalone is actually capable of acting

[liberalsRhypocrites]

@jerryvalez you're dumb

[danning1]

@jerryvalez He made a lot more money, though, being a movie star than an actor (there is a difference), so maybe he got the last laugh.

[BoomZzzZ]

What film is this?

[TheSlystallonefan]

@BoomZzzZ Copland :) one great movie with an amazing cast. And Stallone is AMAZING.

[bilsy28]

Ya blew it, kapeche?

[mseales]

I love ya, Sly, but ya blew it.

[thatdamnsasquatch]

watching people eat is gross. Rupert Grint probably would've been superior at deNiro 's role that Booby.

[tomanders1]

/watch?v=PEOBr0uajJI

[ExquisiteApricot]

PBat and Sly :D

[SCUBONZIES]

BROTHER'S 

[m3trooper]

Highly UNDERRATED movie! COPLAND!

[chaset51]

Stallone, De Niro, Keitel, Liotta, Patrick. GREAT cast.

[RAIDERS7009]

sly can act in drama

[mike92505]

Listen to me you deaf fuck...lmfao!!!! Ahhh I never get tired of DeNiro.

[kingcaesar5]

the real context is de niro is talking about stallone's career. After Rocky beat Taxi Driver, Sly missed his opportuinity to become the next brando (according to ebert).

[bennyvega100]

GREAT movie...DeNiro is funny when he overacts like in this scene

[AwWDesignZ]

lmao, how real life!

[movalpanzer]

This is how I feel about facebook right now...

[batempk]

lol, great part!

[GarabeBang]

best movie moment ever!

[hoerejongde]

this is prolly the only movie where I feel sorry for Stallone's character. great movie

[bruceee333]

hahahahaha my friend says this all the time and he would never tell me where its from!!! i just typed it into youtube and bam!!! beautiful

[gmccord1970]

@bruceee333 I do it too with my friend. Whenever he messes up or let's something slip right through his hands I look at him and say "You had the chance, it was there for the taking and you blewwwwwwwww it!  YOU BLEW IT!"

[dickhalloran]

the scene was improvised by stallone/deniro

[mcgurkryans]

@dickhalloran It was more Stallone... he was unhappy with Deniro, who had been acting this scene very very low key. Finally, Sly tried to instigate a reaction by babbling on incessantly to the point that Deniro got mad and stood up like that. Reminds me of Brando in Godfather: "You can act like a man!"

[SparksDrinker]

@dickhalloran . you were improvised my your mom and your dad

[coryboy345]

But i coulda been a contendaaaaaaaa

[SmoothJazz98]

You can use this at your place of employment many times a day, every day. "I offered you a chance to (insert task, action, position, noun) and you BLEEEW IIIT!"

[arcticapple]

i love this scene from that movie, deniro is great.

[bertcogswell]

i love this shit!

[jonnybhairspray]

Thanks for the clip.  I've been using this one for a while !

[blackened300a]

So Rupert Pupkin became a cop after his comedy career? lol

[cityhawk80]

@blackened300a Sheriiiiiffffffffffffff!!! Puh-lease stop calling me!!!

[AspergerUprising]

LMAO De Niro at his best.

[Gumballmachine83]

I heard this on the Howard Stern show hundreds of times and could never figure out where it came from...

[Nassgamer4k1]

lmao I had this stuck in my head at work today and thanks to the glory that is youtube i can re-watch just this part, awesome

[rayjones100]

man...I've been picking my brain for years trying figure out where that line was from. I've been saying it in my head for years...but by mistake had remembered it wrongly as "i gave you a chance to be a man and you blew it" I agree...youtube is awesome...well, internet period.