Kate McCann: "I couldn't make love to Gerry." She describes how her child going walkabout resulted in her inability to enjoy a good screw. Thanks for that Kate, I'm sure it will help you find your child for sure.
@CinnabonChan I had sex with Kate McCann last week, she kept yelling "Tell me you've found her! Tell me you've found her!" strange thing was, when I said it she went all cold and distant, like all her freedom had been taken away and she was just an unknown woman again. Nowt so queer as folk.
I forgot how dark Monkey Dust was.
MisterAlexUk 2 months ago in playlist Monkey dust
Guess what the headline of the Sun is today?
Kate McCann: "I couldn't make love to Gerry." She describes how her child going walkabout resulted in her inability to enjoy a good screw. Thanks for that Kate, I'm sure it will help you find your child for sure.
CinnabonChan 8 months ago 9
@CinnabonChan I had sex with Kate McCann last week, she kept yelling "Tell me you've found her! Tell me you've found her!" strange thing was, when I said it she went all cold and distant, like all her freedom had been taken away and she was just an unknown woman again. Nowt so queer as folk.
Fritzlsstinkyfinger 3 months ago
@Fritzlsstinkyfinger I'd fuck her. I'd laugh at her bullshit tears
rayblack2004 3 months ago
Mogy?
jamesaellis 9 months ago
RIP Harry Thompson
weaselidiotu 1 year ago 2
''id like to thank my agent, tarquin geezer..'' haha brilliant.
barneycoles 2 years ago
Mawkies!
I wonder if any of these are people who penned their own misery memoirs?
CinnabonChan 2 years ago 2
"i'll do anything, lezza stuff, barnyard sex, anal, ready steady cook..." genius
blanksight 2 years ago 12
haha,yeah i tried that bbc3 and its shit.monkey dust biting the hand that feeds it.
zatoichi12345 2 years ago
hahaha fucking tosspot got wat she deserves :]
DominicanaChika 2 years ago 5
What a total fucking slag - I'd like to meet her!! *lol*
crazyclive 3 years ago 8